Scumbag Master Uncle's Whitewashing Road

Seeing Huo Qingfeng's unkind expression, Leng Hanmo asked in a low voice, "Master, how are you doing?"

Before Huo Qingfeng could answer, he was pushed roughly.

"What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you touching? Go away!" Li Gui shouted and pushed Huo Qingfeng away, while winking at the servants around him.

Seeing that he was rude to Huo Qingfeng, his eyes widened coldly, looked at Li Gui and said sharply, "Don't be disrespectful to my uncle!"

Seeing the young man guarding in front of him like a knight, glaring at the servants on the opposite side, he looked like an angry leopard.Huo Qingfeng frowned, enjoying the feeling of being protected.

Although he was a half-grown child, Leng Hanmo's words were quite imposing. Li Gui was taken aback, and only then noticed the two who had been by the young master's side from the very beginning.

Although the two of them had no entourage, the clothes the boy was wearing came from the best tailor shop in the town.As the servant of the richest man in Furong Town, Li Gui often went to that store to help his masters fetch clothes, and he knew very well that the young man's ready-made clothes were worth his year's wages.

As for the older ones, although the source of the clothes can't be seen, they don't look cheap either.Especially that calm and breezy face, it seemed that they didn't pay attention to them at all.Li Gui didn't know what to do, and didn't dare to act rashly for a while.

In fact, Li Gui is also suffering from a severe headache at this moment, and only feels that he has experienced the bad luck of eight lifetimes.He was originally a very ordinary steward in Li's residence. Although his work was not heavy, he was still far behind the general manager.

Today is a very normal day, Li Gui strolls around and supervises people's work as usual.I don't know why my brain is cramping, and I ran to the courtyard where the young master lived on a whim.Normally, he didn't dare to take the initiative to approach the young master to make trouble.But the young master has been away for several months, and he is not afraid that meeting this difficult master will only increase his bad luck.

Everything was fine at first, but suddenly there was an exclamation from the young master's house, and then a woman with disheveled hair and a big belly ran out, causing a group of servants to stop what they were doing, stretching their necks in a panic. look.

Li Gui had heard of his young master's virtues for a long time, and the young master's romantic affairs were often circulated on the street.Seeing this woman, Li Gui thought it was another maid whom the young master had taken a fancy to.Judging by the size of that belly, it's likely that the young master had already been fucked before he went out.Li Gui thought wretchedly.

The manager is anxious to chase after him, but he is too old to do anything.Seeing that woman was about to rush out of the gate, Li Gui felt that his chance to make a contribution had come, so he hurriedly led his men to chase after her.

I originally thought that after catching up with someone, I could go to the old lady to get some face, but I didn't expect to see this weird scene in front of me.The girl with a big belly turned into a young master with a big belly, and attracted so many people to watch.The Li family's face was completely lost.

Thinking of the master's secretive face these past few days and his wife's eyes swollen from crying, Li Gui just wanted to slap himself to death with a brick.If this matter is not handled well and offends the nobleman again, it will be good.

Seeing Li Gui's remorseful expression, Huo Qingfeng had seen enough, so he stood up and cupped his hands at him, and said in a calm manner: "Uncle and nephew are doctors, just want to come to help, and did not offend your son. the meaning of."

He speaks softly, and exudes an aura of indifference to the world, obviously not like a simple doctor.

Li Gui got a step and had no time to think about other things, he hurriedly cupped his hands and said, "It's a little blind, please don't blame me, my lord. But the mansion has already hired a doctor for the young master, so don't worry about it, sir."

After Li Gui finished speaking, he signaled to the servants beside him to quickly help his young master away.

"Your young master's illness may not be seen by ordinary doctors." Leng Hanmo wanted to stop him, but was stopped by Huo Qingfeng.He shook his head lightly, then led Leng Hanmo to stand aside so that the servants could help them.

At this time, Mr. Li's tightly closed eyes suddenly opened, with a terrifying expression on his face, he met the servant who bent over to help him.The servant was taken aback, and stepped back several steps away in shock.

"What's the matter?" Li Gui stepped forward impatiently, but saw that his young master had a painful expression on his face, and his whole body twitched violently.There was a raving in his mouth, but he couldn't make a sound.Not long after, the hem was soaked with blood.

"Young master, what's the matter with you?" Li Gui frantically tried to comfort her, but unfortunately it didn't work at all.Mr. Li seemed to have lost consciousness from the pain. He beat his swollen stomach hard and rolled all over the ground in pain, making it impossible for people to get close.

"Ah, there is a lot of blood, let the doctor take a look!" The people around couldn't help persuading.

The servants who had gathered around were frightened by Mr. Li's miserable appearance, and none of them dared to step forward.

It was a middle-aged woman who couldn't stand it any longer, and said hesitantly, "Mr. Li looks like this, isn't he about to give birth?"

As soon as these words came out, the faces of the people around turned green.Li Gui looked at Huo Qingfeng asking for help.

Judging by Mr. Li's appearance, it is obvious that he is about to give birth.Huo Qingfeng could clearly feel that the thing in his stomach was struggling desperately, and it might burst out at any time.But Huo Qingfeng had no experience in delivering babies.Furthermore, this thing is unknown, if you use your spiritual power rashly, in case a dangerous monster is born... There are so many people around, it would be bad if it hurts innocent people.

Seeing that the man's body was bleeding more and more, Huo Qingfeng felt that going on like this was not an option, so he said to Wang Gui, "You can stabilize Mr. Li first. Let's move him to a clean place first."

"Yes, yes." These words were exactly what Li Gui wanted, and he said hastily.

Huo Qingfeng squatted down, and was about to cast a sleeping spell to make Mr. Li and the contents of his stomach fall asleep temporarily.But Mr. Li was obviously in great pain, and he grabbed Huo Qingfeng's arm as if grabbing a life-saving straw.

His hands were so strong that Huo Qingfeng suffered from pain, but he didn't have the heart to throw him away.Leng Hanmo, on the other hand, looked distressed, and hurriedly broke Mr. Li's hand that was holding Huo Qingfeng tightly.

Mr. Li, who was rolling and moaning on the ground, suddenly lost his voice.Thinking that the young master was dead, Li Gui was startled into a cold sweat, hurriedly rushed to his young master's side, shaking and said: "Young master, what's wrong with you, don't scare me."

Young Master Li's closed eyes suddenly opened, before Li Gui could breathe a sigh of relief, he saw the young master suddenly spit out something from his mouth, there was a flash of cold light, and the thing shot straight towards his throat.

Li Gui was so frightened that he froze on the spot, but fortunately, Huo Qingfeng kicked him over with his sharp eyes and quick hands.The thing brushed Li Gui's cheek and shot towards the ground behind him.The bluestone road, which was originally good, was melted by that thing in an instant.

There was another exclamation from around, and the onlookers backed away in panic a few steps away.Li Gui sat paralyzed on the ground, watching in horror that his young master's stomach deflated at a speed that ordinary people could see. At the same time, a green snake with a thick wrist came out from under the hem of the young master's legs.

Li Gui stared blankly at the blood-stained snake spitting out its letter, and seemed to cast a disdainful glance at him, then rushed into the crowd at a fast speed.

The ears were filled with the sound of people running away crying for their parents and mothers. The people who had been watching the excitement were scared away by the strange things in front of them.After a full quarter of an hour, Li Gui regained his strength, struggled to get up from the ground, and ran wildly.

After a while, only people lying down and Huo Qingfeng and nephew Huo Qingfeng standing on the side were left in the bustling street.Seeing that everyone had left, Huo Qingfeng walked up to Mr. Li, wanting to bend down to see the situation.

Before Huo Qingfeng could make a move, Leng Hanmo stepped in front of Huo Qingfeng, stretched out his hand to hold the artery in Mr. Li's neck, and then silently shook his head at Huo Qingfeng.

Although he already knew the result, Huo Qingfeng still felt a little uncomfortable watching a fresh life disappear before his eyes.

He casually pulled out a white cloth to cover the body, Huo Qingfeng looked back around, and found that there was still a boy shivering in the corner, obviously too scared to run away.

Huo Qingfeng smiled at him, and said gently: "The young master of your mansion has already gone. Please, this little brother, go back to the mansion to report the funeral as soon as possible, so that you can deal with Mr. Li's funeral."

The boy was already frightened, but after hearing a few words from Huo Qingfeng, he seemed to have found his backbone in an instant.He got up in a hurry, and rushed back to Li's mansion in a hurry.

Before lunch was over, the matter of Mr. Li's son giving birth to a snake in the street was like a hurricane, sweeping through the streets and alleys of Furong Town, and became a topic of conversation after dinner.

Apparently they went to Li's house to express their condolences, but in fact there were countless people who went to inquire about the news, but they were all blocked by the boss of Li's house.The master of the Li family even closed the door to thank the guests, and even the servants who went out to buy vegetables sneaked away.

The Li family is like a big closed bucket, everyone can see through every hole, but they can't hear any news, so they feel angry.All of a sudden, the already weird thing was immediately upgraded to several versions.

Huo Qingfeng and Leng Hanmo were sitting in a teahouse drinking tea.The originally quiet and elegant teahouse seemed to be blown up at the moment. Everyone was discussing the Li family's affairs enthusiastically, some were excited and some were worried.

"I haven't figured out the inexplicable suicide of so many people before, and now there is a strange incident of men giving birth in the street. Could it be that our Furong Town has bad feng shui? We don't know what strange things will happen in the future." A person said worriedly.

"It's not a child. I heard that a monster was born. It has three arms, eyes as big as copper bells, and the whole body is black, which is scary!" Another person said while gesturing: "It seems that the Li family It was a monster."

"How did I hear that a dragon was born? I heard that Mr. Li bleeds all over the place, and the dragon ascended to heaven immediately after being born." Another person was not to be outdone.

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All kinds of versions are full of strange things, described incisively and vividly.If Huo Qingfeng hadn't been there at the time, he would have believed it.

"Master, it's unreasonable for a man to be pregnant. It's very weird. Look..." Hearing the cheerful discussions around, Leng Hanmo finally lost his composure and asked Huo Qingfeng in a low voice.

Looking at Leng Hanmo's face with lingering fear, it was obvious that he hadn't broken free from the shock just now.Huo Qingfeng smiled and said: "It's just that a man gave birth, why are you so scared?"

Seeing his uncle so calm and calm, Leng Hanmo felt that he was making a fuss, and couldn't help feeling ashamed, and said in a low voice: "Forgive me for my incompetence, seeing this kind of thing with my own eyes... still can't be calm."

In fact, seeing a man give birth to a snake with his own eyes, Huo Qingfeng was also taken aback.Fortunately, he was used to pretending to be calm, and with Leng Hanmo present, he didn't dare to lose face in front of his nephew, so he forcibly suppressed the panic in his heart.

Besides, it's not that Huo Qingfeng has never been in contact with the matter of a man's pregnancy before. In the 86 edition of Journey to the West, Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie mistakenly drank the water in the Zimu River outside the daughter country city, and almost gave birth to a baby.

It's a pity that Leng Hanmo has not been baptized by the new era and has never read Journey to the West.Looking at the little face that was still in shock, Huo Qingfeng kindly comforted him with the original knowledge about this time and space: "You are still young, and you can understand many things without knowing it. In fact, although it is rare for a man to give birth, it is not No."

"Really?" As if hearing some happy news, Leng Hanmo looked at Huo Qingfeng with bright eyes.

The author has something to say:

The content of the first three chapters has been slightly changed. Those who have already read it can go back and read it. Comments are welcome.

Only the first three chapters have been greatly changed, and there has been basically no change since then.However, the spacing between the top and bottom of the text will be adjusted for the convenience of viewing.

Due to the large amount of work, it is impossible to adjust the first 33 chapters at one time, and only the air conditioner can be used. Don't blame me.

This article was officially renamed "The Scumbag's Road to Whitewashing".

I'm really a waste of names, I can only think of this.

I wish everyone a happy Dragon Boat Festival in advance! ! !