Boys should take good care of themselves [entertainment circle]

【Hahahahahahahahahaha I'm gone】

【My grandpa hahahaha】

【Why is it so funny hahahahaha】

【Laughed me to death in class】

【My grandpa sent me away directly】

"How about it, director? Do you think "My Grandpa" will work?"

director:"……"

OK you seventh uncle and grandpa.

【Zian is this self-confessed grandson [狗头]】

【I can't do it, I'll die laughing on this party sooner or later】

【Director: You Are My Grandpa】

【Recognize·ancestor·return·zong】

【My God, they can't even take off the blindfold】

[Is it okay to forcefully increase the duration? 】

"One more reminder, "Calabash Brothers" is very close."

"Oh oh oh this time, I really know!" Xuan Zian raised his arms high, jumped up and down excitedly, and even stepped on Wai Zai's feet.

""Vajra Gourd Baby"!"

"wrong answer."

""Gourd Vajra Baby"!"

"wrong answer."

""Little Vajra Gourd"!"

"wrong answer."

""Little Calabash King Kong"!"

"wrong answer."

""Gourd King Kong"!"

"..."

"correct answer!!"

"Now, all players, please take off your blindfolds."

【Hahahahaha finally figured it out】

[The director's voice is excited]

[? ? ?Is it okay to arrange and combine? 】

【I'm going, true or false】

【This is the first time I know the name of this song】

[This can also be guessed right, it's too beautiful]

"It's really hard for me!" Xuan Zian pulled off the blindfold on his face, bouncing around in place, "I've really seen the title of this song before, I remember it!"

"My God, An'an is so amazing!"

"Awesome brother Zi'an! Highlight moment!"

Even You Changyi couldn't help applauding.

It was rare to hear everyone's praise, Xuan Zi'an scratched his head in embarrassment, and waved his hand to signal everyone to stop: "Keep low key, low key, for this issue's MVP, I think everyone's announcement is very correct..."

"Fuck you, whoever says you're an MVP will put gold on your face!"

Wai Zai waved his paw at the brazen Xuan Zi'an, but he dodged it with a smile.

While Xuan Zi'an and Waizai were fighting, Su Mengyu looked around according to the previous habit. They seemed to be in a warehouse, the space was narrow and crowded, with four white walls, and many human-shaped molds were placed beside the white walls. The surface is glowing with a strange metallic luster, and the two hollowed-out eyes are looking at the direction here, which looks a bit intrusive. In addition, there are some iron boxes in the corner near the door, which contain broken machinery. limbs.

The whole room reveals a strong sense of technology, as expected, it should be a script for the future background.

"Next, let me introduce the background and tasks of this program."

Hearing the director's voice, Xuan Zi'an and Wai Zai immediately stopped arguing and stood leaning against each other. Su Mengyu also looked back and stood with arms folded against the wall.

"Today, the identity of the players is the current staff of the fruit company. In 2333, with the rapid development of electronic technology, the fruit company launched a human-shaped intelligent computer, which became popular all over the world. However, it didn't take long for human-shaped intelligent computers all over the world. A breakdown occurred and the reason is unknown. The company tried to contact Dr. Feng, the inventor of the computer, but found that they could not. In order to save the company's losses, the fruit company specially sent staff to Dr. Feng's villa to find Dr. Feng and find out the cause of the computer failure. , Save the company from the fire and water.

"Since the rules of the game are too long, I won't go into details here. For those who want to know more, please watch the first episode at 14 minutes and 49 seconds.

"three.

"two.

"one.

"The game has officially begun.

"I wish all players a happy game."

"There is actually a light this time, did the program crew notice it?" Waizai stroked his hair that was crushed by the blindfold on his forehead, and turned around slowly, suddenly startled by the densely packed humanoid moulds, " Damn, there are so many dead bodies here!"

"Don't be so scary, okay? It's just a bunch of dummies." Having said that, Xuan Zian cautiously approached and touched the small head of one of the dummies. Some kind of special metal material.

"Hey, it's quite easy to touch," Xuan Zi'an couldn't hold back and touched it a couple more times, took Waizai's hand and put it on the dummy's head, "Waizai, come and touch it, it's so cool!"

"Oh, don't drag me...I'll go, it's so slippery and comfortable!"

dummy:"……"

[? ? ?What are you two doing]

【The minds of these two are only three years old hahaha】

[Is it really so easy to touch?I also want to... (stretches out a small hand ready to move)]

Su Mengyu walked around the room, determined the location of the gate, and when she came back, she saw two cubs getting together, with two faces stroking the bare head of a dummy with a smile, and couldn't help but twitched the corners of her mouth: "Then The two little ones on the side will lose their heads if you touch them, so hurry up and start looking for clues, okay?"

"Got it!" Xuan Zi'an let go of his hand reluctantly, and found that the head was a little crooked by him, so he stretched out his hand to wrap its head around it, and shook it vigorously, but he didn't expect to pull it up all of a sudden.

"Oh, put that head back quickly, it's so scary!" Wai Zai couldn't help but help? Unexpectedly, the head was too slippery, so he dropped his hand and fell to the ground, then rolled onto the false floor with a "gurgling" sound. In the crowd.

"Hey, where's my head? Where did my head go?"

"Over there, over there! Hurry up, hurry up!"

【Hahahahahaha I lost my head, did any of you see my head?】

【Are you two stupid?chasing head]

[The program is full of effects]

【Look at that head, how happy it is to roll】

【Hahahahaha, stop talking, my head will fall off if you talk about it any more】

While the barrage was laughing happily, an accident happened unexpectedly.

You Changyi, who was squatting among the dummies looking for clues, suddenly felt something touch his heel. He looked back, and happened to meet the two big empty eyes of the dummies, and screamed in shock. , leaning back, about to sit on the ground.

It's just that he forgot that he was still squatting among the dummies, and the narrow space simply couldn't accommodate such large-scale movements.

"Mr. You, be careful—"

Su Mengyu, who was rummaging through the iron box, suddenly heard a loud "bang" sound coming from behind him. He hurriedly turned his head and saw densely packed dummies being knocked to the ground one by one like bowling balls. The head of the dummy rolled on the ground, and some bodies fell to the ground, and were actually broken into two halves. In the blink of an eye, the ground was covered with rolling heads and headless corpses that had been dismembered.

Xuan Zi'an and Wai Zai kept Erkang's hand movements, and stood stiffly in place, while the protagonist of the incident, You Changyi, sat on the ground in a panic, with a terrified and confused expression, as if he had strayed into the Tang Xuanzang of Pansi Cave.

But this is obviously not the Pansi Cave, but the "mountain of dead bodies".

Come on, what are these two guys doing?

Su Mengyu was about to raise his feet to take a look, but was shocked by the sudden change in the next second.

Just hearing a "kuang", Xuan Zi'an and Wai Zai fell to their knees on the ground in unison, with teary eyes and pale complexion, as if mourning a concubine.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Teacher You, we didn't mean it! Please forgive us! QAQ!"

With this appearance, he almost kowtowed to You Changyi.

You Changyi: "..."

Su Mengyu: "..."

The bullet screen of the accident just now was clearly seen, knowing that the disaster was caused by the two little ones, and was about to start scolding, but was confused by the actions of the two little ones.

This kneeling action...is it too skillful?

You Changyi was also confused by the earth-shattering two kneelings, and sat on the ground without saying a word for a long time. Heartbroken, he leaned forward suddenly, and his forehead hit the ground with a "bang".

"I beg Teacher You to forgive us! We really didn't mean it! QAQ!"

Su Mengyu: "..."

"Fuck..." You Changyi, who came to be gentle and elegant, said a rare curse. He was knocked down by these two heads, his heart trembled, he took a deep breath, and pointed his fingers tremblingly at the two on the ground, "You... you Can you get up and talk, I'm not dead yet, why are you kowtowing, I can't bear it!"

Seeing You Changyi was so shocked that he couldn't speak clearly, Su Mengyu couldn't laugh or cry. He walked over and pulled the two of them up on the ground: "Are you two about to enter the bridal chamber? Why don't you give me some time and put the two of you together?" ? Husband and wife worship completed?"

This can be regarded as a step down for both sides. Sure enough, when they heard this, the coward party immediately brushed up "ahhhh", and the atmosphere finally returned to normal.

"Uuuuuuuuuuu, Teacher You..."

"Farewell to Mr. You," You Changyi felt helpless towards the two cubs, "Can you pull your Mr. You up from the ground first? His ass is freezing to death."

Hearing this, Xuan Zi'an and Waizai immediately went up and helped You Changyi up from the ground. Su Mengyu slapped the dust off You Changyi's back and secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, he didn't fall anywhere, otherwise, with Xuan Zi'an's black fan's urination, tomorrow's hot search will definitely be #玄子安儿感恶异否歌王尤长易弥#, after all, he just mistyped a single word, and he was brutally ruined by the whole network The popular idol who ridiculed.

And the kneeling and kowtowing just now was shocking. Aren't you afraid of being hacked as "spineless and dignified"?Looking at Xuan Zian's innocent little face, Su Mengyu sighed helplessly, forget it, let's help him.

"Zian, you took advantage of Teacher You just now, you kneel down and kneel down to your master, you got a master for nothing."

"Ah? Me, me, me..." Xuan Zi'an looked at You Changyi weakly, with an expression on his face that was about to cry, "Teacher You..."

You Changyi looked at his face full of guilt, touched his head helplessly, and found that Xuan Zi'an's head was covered with a handful of white ash, he paused for a while, and put it back as if nothing had happened.

"Cough, it's okay. You can ask me privately if you have any questions about the song in the future," You Changyi said. Thinking of the song just now, he wanted to laugh, and gently bent the corner of his mouth towards Xuan Zi'an, "I can't It made your head go white, didn't it?"

"Mr. You, you are so kind!" Xuan Zi'an couldn't hold back his tears, and he rushed over and hugged You Changyi.

"Don't, don't, don't pull my collar, I can't breathe..."

Su Mengyu looked blankly, and looked away in disgust. When his gaze passed the ground, he suddenly stopped. He quickly stepped into the pile of dummies, and pulled all the wreckage on the ground aside.

When You Changyi and the others saw his movements, they suddenly realized something, and quickly stepped forward to help.

After cleaning up all the scattered wreckage, the ground originally covered by the dummy was revealed. Su Mengyu took a few steps back to widen his field of vision. Several rows of regular patterns were imprinted on the ground:

[E1N2W1S1E1

E1S1W1S1E1

W1S2E1N1W1

W1S1E1S1W1]