Boys should take good care of themselves [entertainment circle]

For the recording of the show on Saturday afternoon, Su Mengyu arrived at the company two hours ahead of schedule. After only one day of absence, Su Mengyu began to miss Qin Zhenlu, but unfortunately, it was Qin Zhenlu's assistant who came out to pick him up. Not even the manager Cris was there.

"Where did Qin Zhenlu go?"

"Brother Lu just left the company. It seems that the director has something to do with him and needs him to come over early, so he asked me to stay here and wait for you, Brother Yu."

Well, if I knew it, he would have come three hours earlier... I didn't see the person I wanted to see, and Su Mengyu's complexion visibly darkened to the naked eye. .

"Brother Xiaoyu, let me invite you to drink the second cup of milk tea in autumn! Eat some sweets? You will get better~"

"Aren't you an idol? You are not afraid of gaining weight..." Su Mengyu suddenly realized something, and raised her head suddenly, "No, how do you know that I have already drunk a cup of milk tea in autumn?"

"On Weibo, the photos of you dating Brother Lu and drinking milk tea have gone viral, and what else? Going around in circles, hugging princesses, kissing and touching, etc. There are photos, animations, videos, and hot searches It's been two days, Brother Xiaoyu, you don't know?"

Su Mengyu immediately opened Weibo, and clicked directly from #Autumn的第一杯茶茶#, the most popular Weibo was sent by an amateur named "the clerk of a certain milk tea shop".

@某间奶茶店的店员小哥：啊啊啊啊啊啊今居然偶遇从运动会私奔出来的小鱼和鹿哥！ ! !My fucking mom really stepped on shit today! ! !Brother Xiaoyulu's gaze at each other holding milk tea in the sunset is simply beautiful in the world! ! ! 【Image] [image】

Two photos are attached at the back, one is a photo of Su Mengyu and Qin Zhenlu taking a group photo with the setting sun, and the other is their signed number list, and when he returned to the first picture, Su Mengyu discovered that he and Qin Zhenlu There are actually a few small characters written on Zhenlu's milk tea.

Su Mengyu: My bed is neither big nor small

Qin Zhenlu: It’s just right to sleep with you

After staring at these two sentences for a while, Su Mengyu silently opened the private message of the clerk brother and asked the other party to send him the original picture.

Click on the message, and as expected, there are a bunch of screaming monsters below.

[It has nothing to do with you?]: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !

[Every rose has a star]: Today is also a day to waltz in 360 degrees for Lu Yu's beautiful love! ! !

[King Kong Barbie playing with mud]: Is it just right to sleep with you? ? ?Who do you want to sleep with, little fish? ? ?Are you sure it's not reversed? [wretched laugh]

[Lu Yu's first-line candy-eating team leader]: Ah!I said that when Xiaoyu came back, his eyelids were red and swollen, and the tip of his nose was rosy, but his face was full of spring, his face was rippling, his feelings were caused by Qin Zhenlu...

[Little Yuyue Lumen]: Reply to @路雨一线糖食团队captain leader: Grab a roommate!

[Accidental death]: Damn, is there a melon? !

[Tom Cruise]: Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah a roommate Jun can finish talking? !

[Don't leave me]: No matter what, I'll make up 100 million words first as a respect!

It's Lu Xiaojie, the showman again!Su Mengyu secretly made a note for him in the small notebook, intending to go back to the dormitory and settle the score with him again, when she continued to scroll down, she suddenly saw a familiar name.

[Deer and Fish's Star Language Wish]: Ah, ah, ah, ah, Lu Yu is real! ! ! ! !

[ihuth, I am me]: The one in front, what's your name? Looks familiar... I'll go, you're the cyberbully girl from last time, right?

[Deer and Fish's Star Language Wish]: Reply to @ihuth I am me: Yes, it is me [cover face]

[ihuth I am me]: Reply to @鹿与鱼的星语想想: ...I'll go, it's really you, by the way, aren't you a fan of Qin Zhenlu?How did you change it to this name?

[Deer and Fish’s Star Language Wish]: Reply to @ihuth I am me: cough cough, now I am both of them’s fan and cp fan [cover face]

[XXfishV]: Reply to @鹿与鱼的星语感想: There is no end to the sea of ​​suffering, and you will be on the right track. Look at your name...Little girl, do you have a bright future~ [smile]

Everyone: "???!!!"

What the hell does that mean?Is this irony or official announcement?Do you dare to speak more clearly? !

Ignoring the wailing in the comment section, Su Mengyu put away the phone after sending the message, which is typical of running away after flirting and being irresponsible.

With the experience of the first episode of the program, when they boarded the nanny car again, everyone seemed more casual. This time, the costumes were matched by the program team. The uniform shirts, suits and small bow ties looked like the company's employee uniforms.

At the same time, the live broadcast room was also opened simultaneously, and the overwhelming barrage immediately poured out like a tide.

[12:13 here, here, I'm knocking cp again]

[I just like the lack of time at the fruit table]

【Zian!Mom loves you! 】

[Crooked boy!come on!Duck! ! 】

[Confession of You Nan God! ! 】

【Everyone looks so good today!Uniform Temptation~]

【Hey, why didn't you see my brother Lu? 】

[Yeah, where did Brother Lu go?Why didn't you stay with Xiaoyu today? 】

【I don’t even have a car? There shouldn’t be any special missions, right? 】

[Ah, can I look forward to Brother Lu becoming an NPC? 】

[Can this be available?! ! 】

While guessing on the barrage, everyone's eyes were blindfolded again, and then they lined up like in the first issue, and were led by the assistant to the first secret room.

His eyes fell into darkness again, but the familiar woody atmosphere around him lost. An inexplicable irritability invaded Su Mengyu's heart, but soon he didn't have time to think about it, because the director's familiar voice came from the loudspeaker. out.

"Welcome all players to return to "Survival from Desperation". Before taking off the blindfold, please answer a few questions first."

"Wow, there is a new link!"

"What's the topic, is it difficult?"

"It's not a math problem, is it? God, can I refuse to answer?"

Ignoring Xuan Zi'an's wailing, the director continued: "The first question, please guess the title of the song based on the following song clips, please listen to the song."

"Ding dong dong dong! Ding dong dong ding dong! Calabash baby, gourd baby, seven flowers on a vine, no fear of wind and rain, la~ la la la~"

Xuan Zian immediately exclaimed: "Oh! "Gourd Baby"! Is it "Gourd Baby"?!"

"No, it's so simple, I thought it would be a brain teaser or something..."

Both Su Mengyu and You Changyi thought the same way, but before Waizai finished complaining, the director's voice said silently: "The answer is wrong."

Everyone: "???"

[? ? ?Isn't it called "Gourd Baby"]

【Is it wrong? ? ? 】

[It's "Gourd Baby", right? Is it possible? I watched a fake "Gourd Baby" when I was young? 】

Unfavorable start, everyone immediately regained their spirits. Wai Zai, who was slapped in the face, raised his hand first: "I'll do it, I'll do it, isn't it "Seven Gourd Babies"?"

"wrong answer."

Su Mengyu guessed: "What about "Seven Gourds"?"

"wrong answer."

Xuan Zian: ""Gourd Brothers"! Is it "Gourd Brothers"?!"

"wrong answer"

"Ah, what's the name of this song? What's it called? I must know it!" Xuan Zian scratched his head in dismay, and stamped his feet on the spot anxiously.

""Seven Flowers"?"

""Seven Flowers"?"

""Seven Vines"?"

Su Mengyu: "..."

Waizai immediately rolled his eyes: "What seven vines, it's obviously one vine!"

Xuan Zi'an: "Oh! Then "A Vine"!"

"..."

"wrong answer."

【Guess what hahahahahaha】

[hhhh why is it so funny]

【The director is speechless】

[It turns out that this is the most difficult question ahhh]

【The picture of Xiaoyu seems to be still】

【Shock! Q University's top students are stumped by a children's song. Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of society? 】

"Ding ding dong dong dong dong, gourd baby~ ding ding ding dong dong dong, great skills, la~ la la la~"

Accompanied by the magical sound of music, Xuan Zi'an completely fell into madness.

"Ahh, help! What is the name of this song!" Xuan Zi'an's delicate face wrinkled into a bitter gourd, and he pulled his hair vigorously with his hands. He didn't even want the hairstyle he had done. of.

Since appearing on this show, he has completely given up all idol images.

"Let's just read the lyrics all over again." Su Mengyu couldn't take it anymore, this song was brainwashing, his mind was full of "Ding Ding Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang", even Qin Zhenlu didn't have time to care about it.

"Hey, can you have this?!" Accepting Su Mengyu's proposal, Wai Zai immediately raised his hand, "I'll come, I'll call it "Seven Flowers on a Vine"?"

"wrong answer."

You Changyi: ""I'm Not Afraid of the Wind and Rain"?"

"wrong answer."

Su Mengyu: ""Gourd Baby with Great Skills"?"

"wrong answer"

Wai Tsai: "Is this wrong too? I think this is very close."

Xuan Zi'an: "It's called "Gourd Baby Saves Grandpa"!"

You Changyi: "'Gourd Baby and Grandpa'."

Xuan Zi'an: ""Grandpa and Gourd Baby"!"

You Changyi: ""Grandpa and the Gourd Dolls"."

Xuan Zian: ""Grandpa and His Gourd Dolls"!"

Su Mengyu rolled her eyes: "What the hell are these? I still read "Gourd Baby and His Grandpas"."

Crooked Boy: "Hahahahahaha!"

You Changyi thought for a while, and said, "Why don't we call it "The Legend of the Calabash Brothers and Heroes"."

Wai Zai: "Hey, this is not bad!"

Su Mengyu: "Well, I think so too."

You Changyi: "Director, how about "The Legend of Hulu Brothers and Heroes"? Is the name okay?"

"..."

"wrong answer!"

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha what is this?"

【Let you guess, did you take it? 23333】

【Naming Conference】

【Currently compiled can be done】

[The director is about to collapse hahaha]

"...Then play the music again for everyone, please listen to the question carefully."

The brainwashing song played again, and Su Mengyu was powerless? To complain, it's not a matter of playing the music several times, but because he doesn't know the name of the song at all!

"Oh! I see!" Xuan Zian suddenly raised his hand when everyone was falling into anxiety.

"Xuan Zi'an, please answer."

Under the attention of all the bullet screens and the eager anticipation of the whole village, he confidently puffed out his chest and uttered a few words: "It's called "My Grandpa"!"

director:"……"

Thank you so much my grandpa.