Boys should take good care of themselves [entertainment circle]
Chapter 28 Recording 1.12 - Classroom
Opening the door of the classroom, everyone was immediately shocked by the dense white paper all over the wall. The wall is white, and the paper is also white. They didn’t care about it when they were outside the window just now. When they got closer, they realized that these white papers were actually used for all the exams in the past. grades ranking.
One test every three days, one test per week, hundreds of them have been posted in four years, all of them are pasted on the wall, densely packed between celebrity headshots and inspirational slogans, white flowers, goosebumps Instantly got up.
"Oh my God, if I were in this kind of classroom, let alone studying, I wouldn't be able to stand it even if I sat for a minute." Wai Zai rubbed his arms, shook his head, and sighed, "I can't imagine those How do teenagers stay here for four years."
"The college entrance examination should start from the baby..." Su Mengyu murmured and walked to the door, touched the wall, and slowly moved along the direction of the blackboard. At the same time, his eyes quickly scanned the words on the paper, "Class schedule and values Something like a daily watch will definitely be pasted near the front and rear doors...I found it, class monitor Wang Xiaoming, study committee member Wu Xiaogang, life committee member Chen Xiaoli, sports committee member Zhou Xiaopang..."
At this time, everyone had gathered around one after another. Su Mengyu glanced sideways, and casually grabbed Qin Zhenlu who was beside him. He put the forearm of his right hand on his shoulder casually, poked his chest with the fingers of his left hand, and raised his eyebrows. Lifting up slightly, the beautiful peach eyes are smart and sly, and then the corners of the mouth are slightly hooked, and the deliberately elongated ending sound is light and soft, falling on the heart like a feather.
"Memorize this, you can do it, right? Huh?"
Qin Zhenlu felt his chest was lightly swept by the feather, and it was numb and itchy. He was silent for a moment, then nodded slowly, and turned to face the duty watch on the wall.
[Hahahahaha Nima, what did I just see?Brother Lu must have been raped by Xiaoyu, right?right? 】
【Xiaoyu's poke really made my legs go limp...】
【Is Xiaoyu finally going to stretch out his claws to the actor?The little fish before was too normal, I almost forgot the great reputation of Mr. Yu~]
[Congratulations to King Deer, happy to mention the post of Tool Man]
After Su Mengyu handed over the task of recording the duty schedule to Qin Zhenlu, he turned his attention to the seat chart next to him. Unfortunately, Feng Xiaoxing's seat is not in the second-to-last row by the window, but in the penultimate row. In the corner of a row, the corner next to the wall is exactly where the trash can and broom are placed.
"Wow, this Xingxing kid is so miserable. Not only does he have to be bullied by other kids, but he also sits in the trash every day."
Waizai pulled away the chair under Feng Xiaoxing's desk, and was about to sit down when Xuan Zi'an, who was playing with chalk in front of the podium, suddenly raised his hand and shouted at him, "Hey, don't sit down!"
Waizai's movement of pulling the back of the chair suddenly stopped, and then he kept the posture of pouting his buttocks, and stood on the spot in a daze.
Xuan Zian ran over in a hurry, pulled Waizai behind him, and kicked over the chair. Under the surprised eyes of everyone, the chair collapsed, shattered into a pile of wood, and collapsed powerlessly into the trash can beside.
"Are you okay?" Everyone immediately dropped their things and gathered around.
Wai Zai breathed out in surprise, shook his head and said slowly: "I'm fine, fortunately Zian stopped me, otherwise I would fall into the trash can now."
"What's the matter?" Xuan Zi'an, who had always been joking and joking, rarely changed his expression at this moment, his delicate brows were tightly frowned, and his tone was not very good. "The program team is too ruthless, what if you accidentally get injured? What if you hit your head?" What about the trash can?"
Qin Zhenlu patted him lightly on the shoulder from behind, signaling him to calm down, and at the same time gave Su Mengyu a look, Su Mengyu immediately understood, walked up and leaned against the table, folded his arms, and sighed softly: "The prank I hated the most when I was a child was to pull out the chairs of others when the teacher was called to answer the questions. This is actually a very dangerous practice, because the person who fell may hit the back of the head. The tables in the back row, just thinking about it, feel very disgusting."
"So, sometimes children's malice is naive and cruel. They can't clearly define the boundary between pranks and intentional harm, which can often cause very serious consequences."
Qin Zhenlu touched the back of Su Mengyu's head in comfort, causing Su Mengyu to look at him inexplicably.Why are you touching me?The one who fell was not me.
But in this way, the topic was finally pulled back, which can be regarded as a step down for the program group.
Xuan Zi'an also realized at this time that he was a little outspoken. Even if the program group did something wrong, he shouldn't say it directly at work. Neither side is good looking.
"Wuwuwu An'an, it's a good thing you protected me. The little girl has nothing to repay me, she can only promise with her body!" Wai Zai exaggeratedly covered his chest, and rushed towards Xuan Zi'an.
"I knock? Ni Zukai, I'm not gay!"
After being made such a fuss by Waizai, the barrage that was still crusading against the program group immediately flashed up the cowardly cp cheerfully. In the director's room, the director secretly heaved a sigh of relief as he watched the recording scene where the relaxed atmosphere was restored on the screen.
Fortunately, Qin Zhenlu and Su Mengyu have high emotional intelligence, otherwise this matter would be difficult.However, that doesn't mean there wasn't any trouble afterwards.
The director waved his hand behind him, and the director's assistant walked up immediately.
"You should contact their managers as soon as possible, explain this matter clearly, and let them prepare for fans to criticize. This time, the fault lies with the program group, and we will apologize. In addition, let the person in charge of this scene The person in charge of the props group came to me after the recording of the show, and his contract may need to be adjusted."
In the classroom, You Changyi tidied up the broken chairs, threw them into the trash can, turned around and wiped a handful of ashes on the legs of his trousers, and immediately there were a few bright marks on the black suit trousers. The straight light-colored suit was also wrinkled into pickles at this time, and there were even a few fingerprints on the chest, obviously giving up the treatment.
You Changyi straightened the neckline of the suit, barely flattened it, and sighed resignedly: "I hope my family doesn't throw me out after returning."
At this time, Su Mengyu was attracted by another thing, and there was a strange tree-shaped mold placed in the corner near the door, and it was the only place in this classroom that was commensurate with the word "primary school".
Su Mengyu walked over and found a small reel hanging on the tree trunk. When he opened the reel, there was a piece of paper with densely written words on it. Su Mengyu glanced roughly and saw that it was a Math question.
"What is this? A treasure chest?" Waizai picked up the small iron box under the tree and shook it curiously. Suddenly, there was a crisp metal impact sound, not only inside the box, but also outside the box.
Waizai lowered his head, only to find that there was an iron chain hanging on the small iron box, which was connected to the tree trunk next to it, linking them together.
"There are words on the box," Xuan Zi'an moved his head closer, looked at the surface of the iron box and read slowly, "Only the smartest children in the world can solve this puzzle, open the tree of wisdom, and open up wisdom." The Treasure Chest, became an agent of the Science Laboratory, and was awarded the title of Little Einstein."
"So we need to solve this problem to open this treasure chest!" Waizai immediately stuffed the treasure chest into Su Mengyu's arms, and pushed Qin Zhenlu towards Su Mengyu, "I'll leave this to Su Mengyu." You two, the smartest kids in the world~"
Qin Zhenlu originally stood casually, but now he was pushed into bumping into Su Mengyu, and subconsciously stretched out his hand to hold Su Mengyu's shoulder, looking from behind, it seemed as if he was hugging him in his arms.
The clear woody fragrance approached in an instant, but only for a moment, Qin Zhenlu stood firm, said "Sorry" to Su Mengyu in a low voice, and patted Su Mengyu's shoulder lightly with both hands, in a very natural form. , retreated a little distance.
From the beginning to the end, Su Mengyu held the small iron box tightly in his arms. The cold and hard touch of the iron box penetrated the fabric and imprinted on his chest, forming a stark contrast with the residual heat on his shoulders.
"Ms. You, do you want to try it? You can become the smartest kid in the world!" Waizai, who pushed the person, didn't have any consciousness at all, and threw the ball at You Changyi with a smile instead.
You Changyi quickly waved his hand: "I can't do this. Simple logic and graphics problems are barely enough. This one looks like a pure math problem, so I'll just forget it."
"Hey, aren't you very smart? Why don't you try it?" Xuan Zian suddenly threw the ball back to Wai Zai.
"Forget it, I was playing Werewolf. At most, the logic is a little bit better, and the math is rubbish." Waizi shook his head, and suddenly said "hey", and stretched his two little paws towards Xuan Zi'an, "Aren't you Have you brought some good things out of the office again, hurry up, arrange for the gods of learning, the gods are about to descend to earth!"
"Oh, don't touch me, I can take it myself!" Xuan Zi'an avoided Wai Zai's little paw, took out two pens from his pocket, tore off two pieces of paper from the phone book, and placed them on the table, One each before and after.
"Welcome to the immortals~" Xuan Zi'an and Wai Zai bent down together, making a gesture of welcome with exaggerated movements, and even You Changyi, who has always been calm, smiled and said "please" to them.
Su Mengyu and Qin Zhenlu looked at each other, sighed helplessly at the same time, pulled away the chairs, and sat down facing each other.
[Here we come, it’s my favorite decryption session again...although I can’t understand (:з」∠)_]
【I like this kind of IQ crushed~ (bushi)】
[Primary school cram school has officially started! 】
【All of you here today are elementary school students (dog heads)】
[Hahaha Brother Lu and Xiaoyu are surrounded, this scene is very similar to the appearance of a group of people surrounding Xueba when we are out of class in high school]
One test every three days, one test per week, hundreds of them have been posted in four years, all of them are pasted on the wall, densely packed between celebrity headshots and inspirational slogans, white flowers, goosebumps Instantly got up.
"Oh my God, if I were in this kind of classroom, let alone studying, I wouldn't be able to stand it even if I sat for a minute." Wai Zai rubbed his arms, shook his head, and sighed, "I can't imagine those How do teenagers stay here for four years."
"The college entrance examination should start from the baby..." Su Mengyu murmured and walked to the door, touched the wall, and slowly moved along the direction of the blackboard. At the same time, his eyes quickly scanned the words on the paper, "Class schedule and values Something like a daily watch will definitely be pasted near the front and rear doors...I found it, class monitor Wang Xiaoming, study committee member Wu Xiaogang, life committee member Chen Xiaoli, sports committee member Zhou Xiaopang..."
At this time, everyone had gathered around one after another. Su Mengyu glanced sideways, and casually grabbed Qin Zhenlu who was beside him. He put the forearm of his right hand on his shoulder casually, poked his chest with the fingers of his left hand, and raised his eyebrows. Lifting up slightly, the beautiful peach eyes are smart and sly, and then the corners of the mouth are slightly hooked, and the deliberately elongated ending sound is light and soft, falling on the heart like a feather.
"Memorize this, you can do it, right? Huh?"
Qin Zhenlu felt his chest was lightly swept by the feather, and it was numb and itchy. He was silent for a moment, then nodded slowly, and turned to face the duty watch on the wall.
[Hahahahaha Nima, what did I just see?Brother Lu must have been raped by Xiaoyu, right?right? 】
【Xiaoyu's poke really made my legs go limp...】
【Is Xiaoyu finally going to stretch out his claws to the actor?The little fish before was too normal, I almost forgot the great reputation of Mr. Yu~]
[Congratulations to King Deer, happy to mention the post of Tool Man]
After Su Mengyu handed over the task of recording the duty schedule to Qin Zhenlu, he turned his attention to the seat chart next to him. Unfortunately, Feng Xiaoxing's seat is not in the second-to-last row by the window, but in the penultimate row. In the corner of a row, the corner next to the wall is exactly where the trash can and broom are placed.
"Wow, this Xingxing kid is so miserable. Not only does he have to be bullied by other kids, but he also sits in the trash every day."
Waizai pulled away the chair under Feng Xiaoxing's desk, and was about to sit down when Xuan Zi'an, who was playing with chalk in front of the podium, suddenly raised his hand and shouted at him, "Hey, don't sit down!"
Waizai's movement of pulling the back of the chair suddenly stopped, and then he kept the posture of pouting his buttocks, and stood on the spot in a daze.
Xuan Zian ran over in a hurry, pulled Waizai behind him, and kicked over the chair. Under the surprised eyes of everyone, the chair collapsed, shattered into a pile of wood, and collapsed powerlessly into the trash can beside.
"Are you okay?" Everyone immediately dropped their things and gathered around.
Wai Zai breathed out in surprise, shook his head and said slowly: "I'm fine, fortunately Zian stopped me, otherwise I would fall into the trash can now."
"What's the matter?" Xuan Zi'an, who had always been joking and joking, rarely changed his expression at this moment, his delicate brows were tightly frowned, and his tone was not very good. "The program team is too ruthless, what if you accidentally get injured? What if you hit your head?" What about the trash can?"
Qin Zhenlu patted him lightly on the shoulder from behind, signaling him to calm down, and at the same time gave Su Mengyu a look, Su Mengyu immediately understood, walked up and leaned against the table, folded his arms, and sighed softly: "The prank I hated the most when I was a child was to pull out the chairs of others when the teacher was called to answer the questions. This is actually a very dangerous practice, because the person who fell may hit the back of the head. The tables in the back row, just thinking about it, feel very disgusting."
"So, sometimes children's malice is naive and cruel. They can't clearly define the boundary between pranks and intentional harm, which can often cause very serious consequences."
Qin Zhenlu touched the back of Su Mengyu's head in comfort, causing Su Mengyu to look at him inexplicably.Why are you touching me?The one who fell was not me.
But in this way, the topic was finally pulled back, which can be regarded as a step down for the program group.
Xuan Zi'an also realized at this time that he was a little outspoken. Even if the program group did something wrong, he shouldn't say it directly at work. Neither side is good looking.
"Wuwuwu An'an, it's a good thing you protected me. The little girl has nothing to repay me, she can only promise with her body!" Wai Zai exaggeratedly covered his chest, and rushed towards Xuan Zi'an.
"I knock? Ni Zukai, I'm not gay!"
After being made such a fuss by Waizai, the barrage that was still crusading against the program group immediately flashed up the cowardly cp cheerfully. In the director's room, the director secretly heaved a sigh of relief as he watched the recording scene where the relaxed atmosphere was restored on the screen.
Fortunately, Qin Zhenlu and Su Mengyu have high emotional intelligence, otherwise this matter would be difficult.However, that doesn't mean there wasn't any trouble afterwards.
The director waved his hand behind him, and the director's assistant walked up immediately.
"You should contact their managers as soon as possible, explain this matter clearly, and let them prepare for fans to criticize. This time, the fault lies with the program group, and we will apologize. In addition, let the person in charge of this scene The person in charge of the props group came to me after the recording of the show, and his contract may need to be adjusted."
In the classroom, You Changyi tidied up the broken chairs, threw them into the trash can, turned around and wiped a handful of ashes on the legs of his trousers, and immediately there were a few bright marks on the black suit trousers. The straight light-colored suit was also wrinkled into pickles at this time, and there were even a few fingerprints on the chest, obviously giving up the treatment.
You Changyi straightened the neckline of the suit, barely flattened it, and sighed resignedly: "I hope my family doesn't throw me out after returning."
At this time, Su Mengyu was attracted by another thing, and there was a strange tree-shaped mold placed in the corner near the door, and it was the only place in this classroom that was commensurate with the word "primary school".
Su Mengyu walked over and found a small reel hanging on the tree trunk. When he opened the reel, there was a piece of paper with densely written words on it. Su Mengyu glanced roughly and saw that it was a Math question.
"What is this? A treasure chest?" Waizai picked up the small iron box under the tree and shook it curiously. Suddenly, there was a crisp metal impact sound, not only inside the box, but also outside the box.
Waizai lowered his head, only to find that there was an iron chain hanging on the small iron box, which was connected to the tree trunk next to it, linking them together.
"There are words on the box," Xuan Zi'an moved his head closer, looked at the surface of the iron box and read slowly, "Only the smartest children in the world can solve this puzzle, open the tree of wisdom, and open up wisdom." The Treasure Chest, became an agent of the Science Laboratory, and was awarded the title of Little Einstein."
"So we need to solve this problem to open this treasure chest!" Waizai immediately stuffed the treasure chest into Su Mengyu's arms, and pushed Qin Zhenlu towards Su Mengyu, "I'll leave this to Su Mengyu." You two, the smartest kids in the world~"
Qin Zhenlu originally stood casually, but now he was pushed into bumping into Su Mengyu, and subconsciously stretched out his hand to hold Su Mengyu's shoulder, looking from behind, it seemed as if he was hugging him in his arms.
The clear woody fragrance approached in an instant, but only for a moment, Qin Zhenlu stood firm, said "Sorry" to Su Mengyu in a low voice, and patted Su Mengyu's shoulder lightly with both hands, in a very natural form. , retreated a little distance.
From the beginning to the end, Su Mengyu held the small iron box tightly in his arms. The cold and hard touch of the iron box penetrated the fabric and imprinted on his chest, forming a stark contrast with the residual heat on his shoulders.
"Ms. You, do you want to try it? You can become the smartest kid in the world!" Waizai, who pushed the person, didn't have any consciousness at all, and threw the ball at You Changyi with a smile instead.
You Changyi quickly waved his hand: "I can't do this. Simple logic and graphics problems are barely enough. This one looks like a pure math problem, so I'll just forget it."
"Hey, aren't you very smart? Why don't you try it?" Xuan Zian suddenly threw the ball back to Wai Zai.
"Forget it, I was playing Werewolf. At most, the logic is a little bit better, and the math is rubbish." Waizi shook his head, and suddenly said "hey", and stretched his two little paws towards Xuan Zi'an, "Aren't you Have you brought some good things out of the office again, hurry up, arrange for the gods of learning, the gods are about to descend to earth!"
"Oh, don't touch me, I can take it myself!" Xuan Zi'an avoided Wai Zai's little paw, took out two pens from his pocket, tore off two pieces of paper from the phone book, and placed them on the table, One each before and after.
"Welcome to the immortals~" Xuan Zi'an and Wai Zai bent down together, making a gesture of welcome with exaggerated movements, and even You Changyi, who has always been calm, smiled and said "please" to them.
Su Mengyu and Qin Zhenlu looked at each other, sighed helplessly at the same time, pulled away the chairs, and sat down facing each other.
[Here we come, it’s my favorite decryption session again...although I can’t understand (:з」∠)_]
【I like this kind of IQ crushed~ (bushi)】
[Primary school cram school has officially started! 】
【All of you here today are elementary school students (dog heads)】
[Hahaha Brother Lu and Xiaoyu are surrounded, this scene is very similar to the appearance of a group of people surrounding Xueba when we are out of class in high school]
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