Boys should take good care of themselves [entertainment circle]

"What what? Who is secretly in love with whom?" Xuan Zi'an immediately approached gossipingly.

"The math teacher has a crush on the English teacher," Su Mengyu handed over the photo in his hand, the corners of his mouth slightly curled up, looking very interested, and sure enough, when it comes to gossip, no one can avoid it, "Do you know this? Descartes' heart Shape function, draw the corresponding curve on the polar coordinates according to this formula, and finally get a heart-shaped pattern, Descartes used this formula to express his love to the Swedish princess."

"My God, is it so romantic?" Xuan Zi'an said with sparkling eyes.

Hearing Su Mengyu's narration, Qin Zhenlu couldn't help but glanced at him, but saw that the other party was smiling with crooked eyes and slightly pursed ruddy lips, as if something bad was brewing.

Sure enough, she turned her head slightly, dragged her chin with the back of her right hand, and said slowly, "It's a pity that Descartes was 52 years old at that time, while the Swedish princess was only 18 years old. They are not only a teacher-student relationship, but also a year-end relationship." , and, this story is fabricated by people, mainly influenced by the advertisement of a certain nobleman in the water. The real story is that the queen took a fancy to Descartes' knowledge and asked Descartes to teach in the palace, but he was worried that Stockholm, which was cold in the early morning, would ask for it. His old life, in the end, did take his old life."

Xuan Zi'an, whose illusions were shattered: "..." Humph.

Qin Zhenlu, who had known the real story for a long time, smiled helplessly, and he knew that Su Mengyu had started to make fun of Xuan Zi'an again.

"I didn't expect the math teacher to like the English teacher." Wai Zai shook his head and sighed. "Then he is miserable. The English teacher is in love with the science teacher."

Su Mengyu paused: "How do you know?"

"There are photos of couples on their table, and small gifts, chocolates, flowers, etc. for each other," Wai Zai was excited when he said this, and quickly trot to the science teacher's desk, took a The little pink notebook trotted back again, and stuffed it into Su Mengyu's hand like offering a Buddha, "Quickly, quickly look at this!"

Su Mengyu opened it helplessly, the inside page of the small book was the same as the outside cover, it was also a girly pink color, and the notes on it were obviously from the two of them.

[Science: You are □□, I am silicon dioxide, I am willing to dissolve into your flesh and blood, just like silicon dioxide is only soluble in □□ at room temperature, this is the only one.

English: I hope to become your survival of oxygen.

Science: E=mcF=maF=dt/d(mv) S=klnΩ In every parallel universe, I love you as always.

English: Can't use the formula to calculate my love for you.

[…]

"Tsk tsk, it's different for cultural people to fall in love." Su Mengyu hiccupped, looked full, and continued to turn back.

The following love words were much less, and they were basically meaningless conversations such as greeting good morning, good afternoon, or have you eaten. Su Mengyu guessed that the knowledge reserve of the program group was not enough, but he quickly Rest your eyes on one of the conversations.

[Science: Wang Xiaoming scored full marks in today's math test. He is really the smartest kid I have ever seen since teaching.

English: Xiao Ming is really good, and his English is also perfect this time. If I ask you, if that Feng Xiaoxing is half as smart as Xiao Ming, I won’t have such a headache!

Science: What's wrong?Xiaoxing scored zero again this time?

English: Yes, I have told him countless times, even if you don’t know how to choose one, don’t hand in a blank paper!But he just won't listen!I'm furious!

Science: Hug my little baby, don't be angry~

English: Well, let’s not talk about this, but did he get a full score in the selection this time?

Science: Yes, optional and full marks, the answer to the big question is correct, but there are still no steps (spread hands)

English: He is so stupid, how could he get full marks?Someone must have cheated for him, you have to check it out!

Science: You think too much, Xiao Xing is a very honest kid, he won’t do this kind of thing

English: Why not?Stupid kids can do anything!I don't care, you have to check it out for me!Better call his parents over too!I have been cheating since I was a child, what should I do when I take the college entrance examination?

[…]

"I'm going, why is this English teacher like this? The stupid kid provoked her, isn't she discriminating against people?" Seeing this, Xuan Zi'an was about to explode. Thinking that he still thought she was romantic just now, he suddenly felt It was so disgusting, "It's a shame I still eat her dog food, low-quality dog ​​food, don't worry about it!"

"There is nothing to be angry about. There will always be short-sighted people in the world who can easily judge a person's life just by their grades." Qin Zhenlu patted him on the shoulder lightly, smiled at him gently, his voice was Indifferently, "What's more, Feng Xiaoxing is not a stupid kid at all, he is a genius. When Feng Xiaoxing stands on the Nobel Prize awarding platform in the future, she will still be just an ordinary elementary school teacher."

Xuan Zi'an: "..."

This consolation...is still a bit hardcore.

"So why do they use notebooks to chat instead of mobile phones? Isn't writing tiring?" Su Mengyu is more concerned about this.

Waizai looked at him in shock: "Brother Xiaoyu, are you straight? Don't you think it's very romantic to secretly use a notebook to pass gossip in an environment like an office?"

Su Mengyu, who has been solo for 21 years: "..."

I'm sorry, I'm sorry if he can't understand, he thinks this kind of behavior can't be more childish, it's just like passing notes in class.

Su Mengyu, who didn't realize that she had set the flag again invisibly, shook her head, took the ID photo Qin Zhenlu cut out from the soil, walked to the math teacher's desk, and handed the photo to the teacher who had been fiddling with the combination lock You Changyi: "Teacher You, try this."

"r, a, s, i, n...opened." You Changyi turned his wrist, pulled the combination lock out of the latch with one hand, stood up and patted Su Mengyu's shoulder, "That's amazing." Little fish, where did you find this?"

"I didn't look for it, it was Qin Zhenlu," Su Mengyu shook his head and said with a slightly disbelieving expression, "He dug out the succulents that were put on the table, and the photo is at the bottom of the flowerpot."

You Changyi showed an expression of sudden realization, and then patted Qin Zhenlu's shoulder again: "So it's Xiao Qin's credit again, you're so careful."

Qin Zhenlu smiled, said "nothing", bent down and opened the drawer, inside was a laptop computer, he took out the computer, put it on the table, pressed the power button, the computer screen lighted up for a few seconds After that, the password input page appears without any surprise.

"Hey again..." Before Xuan Zi'an finished feeling, he saw that Qin Zhenlu had already turned on the computer.

Xuan Zi'an: "..." I knock? ? ?

Seeing everyone looking at him, Qin Zhenlu spread his hands innocently: "I just tried it casually."

Su Mengyu raised his forehead, he no longer wanted to express any opinion on Qin Zhenlu's good luck: "What's the password?"

Qin Zhenlu replied obediently: "The phone number of the English teacher."

Su Mengyu looked at him suddenly: "...don't tell me, you memorized all the teachers' phone numbers."

Qin Zhenlu said modestly: "I just happened to see it."

Everyone: "..."

OK, when they didn't ask anything.

[Invisible pretense is the deadliest]

[I don’t know why, but I’ve gradually gotten used to this kind of operation by Brother Lu (smile)]

[Hahahaha, if you bring a Qin Zhenlu with you while playing the escape room, it will be like a bug]

【I just happened to read it. . .Great memory? ? ? ...Well, it's really amazing...(:з」∠)_]

【Now I completely believe it, it turns out that the legendary Qin Zhenlu's lines Miaoji is true...】

Turning on the computer, Su Mengyu skillfully entered the social software, and opened the chat history of the math teacher, which recorded some conversations between him and the English teacher.

During the conversation, the math teacher offered courteousness to the English teacher in various ways, but the English teacher ignored him coldly and arrogantly. One time, the English teacher complained to the math teacher about Feng Xiaoxing's "evil behavior", but the math teacher said naively that he liked Feng Xiaoxing very much because he Very smart, so the English teacher stopped talking.

[It's okay, little math, it doesn't matter if you don't want this kind of woman, the next one is better! 】

[As a teacher, you actually speak ill of students with other teachers?Is there any teacher's morality? ? 】

[The science teacher seems to be a good person, I advise the science teacher to break up with this kind of person as soon as possible]

[I think science and mathematics go well together, so let’s just forget about it together (dog head)]

[In front, you have a lot of ideas (wretched smile)]

Because of the naive behavior of the math teacher, the English teacher hadn't contacted him for a long time, and the latest one was half a month later.

[English: Have you filled out the basic information questionnaire sent to you last time?Hurry up, you are the only one missing!

Mathematics: I'm sorry, I forgot, I'll give it to you right away

Mathematics: [file]

[The other party has successfully received the file]]

Su Mengyu clicked on the file, which contained the basic information of the eight subject teachers, but Su Mengyu was more concerned about one of them.

"Graduated from Harvey University, Newton University, Stanford University, and Rope Institute of Technology... Good guy, they are all top students from famous international schools."

"Interesting..." Su Mengyu squinted her eyes and straightened up, looking in the direction of the classroom and slowly raised the corners of her mouth, "Let's go, let's go to the classroom."

"Okay!" Waizai turned off the computer, walked two steps with the crowd, and suddenly turned his head to look around, "Why is Zi'an missing...An'an, come out quickly, we are going to change the map!"

"Oh yes! I'll be right there!" Xuan Zian hesitated and put down the homework in his hand, groped around, hurriedly picked up the tape on the table and stuffed it into his hat, and trotted after Wai Zai.

[Hahahahaha the hamster man is set up firmly, and he never forgets to walk wherever he goes]

[I can't fit it in my pocket, so I can only stuff it in my hat? 】

[There is no doubt that if Xuan Zi'an couldn't take it anymore, he would definitely want to take all those homework and lesson plans away]

【Zian·Inspirational Evacuation Props·Xuan】