Boys should take good care of themselves [entertainment circle]

On the game page, the small speaker behind Elk flashed and flashed, and finally lit up.

Under the gossip of everyone, a deep and cold male voice rang out: "Pick up the gun and follow."

Su Mengyu picked up the gun, and immediately followed behind.

【Ahhhhhhh I can do this voice! ! ! 】

[There is no harm without comparison, Mr. Yu can stand a lot in front of Brother E~]

[I didn't say that, the voice sounds nice, but why does it feel so familiar...]

[Double open, I said, I seem to hear Mr. Yu's voice from Brother Lu? ? ? 】

[Upstairs +1, same double opening, I just want to ask, is this licking dog who is chasing Brother E (the film king) kneeling and licking is our Yu Zong? 】

【…】

【…】

[... What the hell? ! ! ! 】

The bullet screen exploded in an instant, and after a period of turmoil, the two teams quickly connected, and then happily rushed into the opposing camp with a full screen of "hahaha".

But Su Mengyu, who doesn't know anything about it, is obsessed with hooking up with his little brother.

So next, Di Maomao witnessed the whole process of his roommate betraying his "hue", being taken up by the boss, paddling, kneeling and licking until he ate chicken.

The conversation between the two went like this:

XXfish: "Little brother, you are amazing~"

Elk: "Yeah."

XXfish: "Little brother, you are so handsome~"

Elk: "Yeah."

XXfish: "Little brother, you are awesome, I like it so much~"

Elk: "Yeah."

Di Maomao poked Su Mengyu with difficulty: "...you take it easy, the fans are still watching!"

"Ah..." The girls in the same team were stunned for a moment, and said in a trance, "Don't worry about me, I'm actually a carnivorous gangster... I got knocked, I got knocked, hehehe..."

Di Maomao: "..."

Di Maomao couldn't stand Su Mengyu and his fans anymore, so he turned on his phone and went back to the live broadcast room.

I don’t know if I don’t read it, but I’m startled when I see it!The number of people in the live broadcast room unexpectedly reached 200 million, and it is still rising in a straight line!

【Does Mr. Yu know that he is being watched by tens of millions of people? 】

[Shouldn't know, otherwise he would dare to talk to the actor like that? 】

[Ah, ah, ah, mom, my dimension wall is broken!In my lifetime, I can actually see two male gods together...]

[Where did the pheasant anchor come from to rub my deer's heat?Do you want to face? 】

[Upstairs thinking about farts?Never played "PUBG Mobile"?Can you write two random words? 】

[OMG, I've suffered from embarrassment, can someone remind him?Is your roommate here?Can you see the barrage? 】

Di Maomao: "..."

Di Maomao: "I'll wipe, wipe, wipe..."

At this time, the victory slogan of "Good luck, eat chicken tonight" appeared on the screen. Su Mengyu, who had completely let go of himself, habitually turned on the small speaker. Seeing that he was about to open his voice, Di Maomao hurriedly stopped him: " Wait, don't..."

It's a pity that Su Mengyu's mouth is faster, and when the upper and lower lips touched, the flirtatious words flew out uncontrollably: "Little brother, do you have an online relationship? I'm a girl~"

Internet dating?I wear women's clothes~

women's clothing~

pretend~

Oh ~

……

"It's over, it's over," Di Maomao covered his head in despair, "Now everyone in the whole country knows that you want women's clothing!"

"Are you dreaming? I only have 600 million fans. Where do people from all over the country come from?"

Di Maomao reached out to turn off the live broadcast, looked at Su Mengyu quietly, and couldn't imagine what the live broadcast room looked like now: "Do you know who your teammate was just now?"

Su Mengyu didn't take it seriously: "You know, aren't you my fan?"

"It's not this one! It's that guy just now!" Di Maomao was going crazy, "The one you just called my little brother!"

Just as he was speaking, the voice on the other side was turned on again.

There were still ten seconds before returning to the hall, the man seemed to have hesitated for a long time, and Su Mengyu could feel his extremely entangled heart through the screen.

"Uh, boys should take good care of themselves outside, don't wear women's clothes casually...it's dangerous to show strangers."

After speaking, the person disappeared in place.

Su Mengyu: "???"

"Hahaha, where did the old cadre come from?" Su Mengyu almost died of laughter, "It doesn't sound too loud, why does the tone sound like seven or eighty?"

"Hehe." Di Maomao turned on the phone with a sneer. As expected, what happened tonight has already been trending quickly, and he is working hard to climb up.

Di Maomao put the mobile phone in front of Su Mengyu, pouted and said: "Here, you can continue to laugh now."

Su Mengyu lowered her head——

#XXfish boldly showed his love for Qin Zhenlu, pursued him live for half an hour, and shouted that he wanted to date him online#

#秦真鹿英雄防美光杀着百人, XXfish wears her body as a female costume#

#Qin Zhenlu Men and Women Take All#

#XXfish total subject to real hammer#

#路雨CP#

"..." Su Mengyu's smile instantly froze on his face, and after a few seconds, he touched his nose and whispered, "Who is Qin Zhenlu?"

"You're so shameless!" Di Maomao was heartbroken, "You've become so popular with whoring for nothing, and now you still want to pretend you don't know him!"

"I really don't know it!" Su Mengyu felt that he had been wronged so much, he smacked the three words, rubbed his chin and said slowly, "But the name sounds familiar."

"You still say you don't know him!" Di Maomao waved his hand, pointed at the half-naked man in the room and said angrily, "Then why do you use his photo? You don't want to recognize him when you pull up your pants? You scumbag!"

Su Mengyu: "..."

He is not!He didn't!The ghost knows that the picture he randomly found on the Internet is the movie king himself?This is simply a disaster from heaven!

Su Mengyu hurriedly found Qin Zhenlu's live broadcast room, and before he could see Qin Zhenlu's face clearly, he was blinded by the "hahaha" all over the screen.

【hahahahahahahaha……】

[I can fucking laugh at this joke for a year! 】

[Boss Yu, tell me!Are you trying to laugh at me so you can inherit my Jinjiang coins? ! 】

[The most embarrassing event of the year get√]

【I just want to know, does Boss Yu know that the one he molested just now is the actor? 】

【Whether he knows now, I don’t know, but I know he will know when he wakes up tomorrow morning (smile)】

Su Mengyu coughed in embarrassment, and blocked a few key words with her hands, finally showing Qin Zhenlu's handsome face.

The other party didn't seem to be very good at using live broadcasts. He squinted his eyes and watched the barrage for a while, and all "hahaha" came into his eyes. He couldn't help but asked with a confused expression: "Is what I just said funny?"

[It’s not funny, it’s not funny, we are so cute by Mr. Yu~]

What the hell is "cute"?Su Mengyu strongly protested against this description.

It's a pity that Qin Zhenlu couldn't hear Su Mengyu's heartfelt voice, and asked seriously, "Are you cute?"

He propped his chin with his right hand, as if recalling something, said with a light smile, "It's really cute, but..."

He suddenly changed the subject, and said with a serious expression: "I need to emphasize that boys should also pay attention to safety outside. Like Xiaoyu, who makes promises to strangers casually, good boy, please don't imitate."

The barrage immediately said "We are good boys and we will be obedient".

Su Mengyu, who inexplicably labeled "bad boy": "..."

Are they familiar?Why does this person call him "little fish"?

Su Mengyu wanted to watch again, but Qin Zhenlu had already started the next one.

There was basically nothing to do with him, Su Mengyu had to give up after squatting for a few minutes, and was about to turn off the live broadcast, when suddenly he saw a strange content——

[High-cold actor and veteran cadre Gong x pornographic anchor and old driver Shou, pointing the way wb Lu Yu CP super talk, quietly drifting by~]

Su Mengyu: "!!!"

Su Mengyu's old driver's radar "biu" was erected, and he quickly rushed into Weibo.

On Weibo, talented netizens have already turned into human typewriters, quickly typing up small jokes, and they are still outputting.

Su Mengyu glanced twice, and her face immediately turned red.

Look at this group of Qin Zhenlu's fans, they look like dogs in front of them, stealing chickens and dogs behind their backs, they are just as boring as him!Prudish!

Seeing that the content was already galloping towards 18X, Su Mengyu turned off her phone angrily and buried her head in the bed.

Out of sight, out of mind, sleep and sleep!

It's just that he didn't expect it, and he couldn't sleep well.

In the dream, Su Mengyu was running around the airport with an S1897 on his back, and was chased by a group of people behind him. He was about to be shot in the head, when suddenly a half-length naked man in underwear fell from the sky, and "suddenly" ended the group hello.

Su Mengyu looked over with teary eyes, and suddenly saw Qin Zhenlu's face!Looking down at himself again, he didn't know when he had put on a tutu skirt!Or the pink lace one!

Su Mengyu's eyes sparkled with anger, but Qin Zhenlu pinched his chin, and said in a low voice, "Boys should protect themselves well, and don't casually wear women's clothing for strangers to see."

Su Mengyu lifted her skirt angrily: "Aren't you a stranger? Why should I wear a skirt to show you?"

Qin Zhenlu hooked his lips and smiled: "I'm not a stranger, I'm your old gong!"

Then Su Mengyu was startled awake.

Su Mengyu: "..."

Sure enough, you shouldn't check Weibo before going to bed!Deer powder hurt me!

Suddenly there was a violent knock on the door, Su Mengyu got up and opened the door, roommate No. [-], who had been wandering outside all night, rushed in staggeringly.

"I can't do it, I'm trapped to death, Xiaoyu help me quickly..."

Su Mengyu let go, and looked at the roommate on the ground indifferently: "Are you disabled? No hands or no feet? Do you want me to take you to the hospital?"

"..." The roommate, who was completely awake, rubbed his head and got up, looking at Di Maomao suspiciously, "What's wrong with him? Did he take fire/powder?"

Di Maomao yawned and shook his phone at him: "Weibo hot search, you can see for yourself."

My roommate was shocked, and I didn't see you all night, what happened to the world? !

Su Mengyu didn't care what he thought, packed her schoolbag and was about to go out, but her arm was suddenly grabbed.

Su Mengyu turned her head blankly: "Do you want me to buy insurance for you?"

Roommate Jun patted him on the shoulder solemnly: "Boys must protect themselves when they go out!"

This time it was Su Mengyu's turn to be shocked: "...how do you know?!"

His live broadcast was obviously turned off halfway through!

Mr. Roommate finally couldn't hold back, and laughed wildly "hahaha".

Suddenly, Su Mengyu opened Weibo, and there was a freshly-published trending search in front of her eyes——

#Boys should protect themselves#

Su Mengyu: "..."

Ten thousand mud horses galloped past Su Mengyu's heart.Although his live broadcast was not fully recorded, Qin Zhenlu was online the whole time!