Boys should take good care of themselves [entertainment circle]

The national server of "PUBG Mobile" is finally online!

The spokesperson of "PUBG Mobile" national server has been exposed!It's actually Qin Zhenlu, a powerful actor of the new generation who just won the title of best actor at the Academy Award at the beginning of the year and has hundreds of millions of fans!

When these two big news hit, the hot search list of Weibo, Baidu, station b, etc. was immediately contracted. After several days, the popularity still hasn't diminished.

It's not human to not rub the heat you pick up for nothing.

So, on a certain weekend in the dead of night, Su Mengyu, a third-year student at Q University, happily launched a live broadcast:

[It's late at night, and a certain famous male up-host eats j in public...! 】

No matter how many times my roommate Di Maomao has witnessed it, she still can't help but marvel at Su Mengyu's shamelessness: "You are so coquettish..."

Su Mengyu patted him on the shoulder and said earnestly, "Those who think impure see nothing pure."

"Fuck, you still have the nerve to call me!" Di Maomao pointed to Su Mengyu's computer screen. On it was a half-length naked man with a strong figure and an outstanding appearance. Visually, it was an advertisement picture of a well-known international men's underwear brand.

Di Maomao pointed at the picture and said angrily: "You can explain, what's going on with this picture?"

Su Mengyu squinted her eyes, rubbed her chin thoughtfully, and answered irrelevantly, "It's so big~"

Di Maomao had a sudden heart attack.

As soon as the fans entered the live broadcast room, they saw Su Mengyu flirting with her roommate, and the barrage immediately flew up:

【Hahahahahaha Roommate Jun blows hair every day [1/1], so cute, miss the sun (bushi)】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh today is also the day when Mr. Yu's beauty contracted the pond! ! ! 】

[I haven't seen you in three days, my wife, I miss you so much, woo woo woo, your voice is still so sweet... No, it's so beautiful! 】

[Roommate, are you okay?No, I'll come!I'm already lying down, Mr. Yu, come up and move yourself~ (dog head)]

The so-called top beam is not straight and the bottom beam is crooked. Sure enough, only a grandma like Su Mengyu who leads by example and practices by herself can cultivate such fans.

Di Maomao ignored the fans' ridicule, and sat next to Su Mengyu in a place where the camera couldn't see.

"There are a little few people here today..." Di Maomao looked at the live broadcast room on the computer and muttered.

The number of people online is already close to 30, which is a good figure among anchors, but Su Mengyu, as one of the top 600 up hosts on station b with 50 million fans, usually has as many as [-] in the worst live broadcast, and over a hundred when the traffic is heavy. Ten thousand is not a problem, the national server will go online tonight, so there is no reason for such a small number of people.

[Tonight there is a live broadcast of the Best Actor Lu, everyone should have watched the Best Actor, right?Don't worry, Mr. Fish!My sincerity to you can be learned from heaven and earth!I don't care about movie kings! 】

[Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ! (bites the handkerchief)]

[Hahahaha, I am very happy with the mobile phone and tablet, and you are worth it~]

Di Maomao opened Weibo, and saw that the latest news released by Qin Zhenlu was the live broadcast tonight. Coincidentally, it was exactly the same time as Su Mengyu's live broadcast. Di Maomao couldn't help sighing: "This is accurate The blow was so simple, the time should be staggered..."

It doesn't matter to Su Mengyu, the number of people is his audience master. Seeing that the time is almost up, Su Mengyu turns off the barrage, opens the game page with Erlang's legs up, and chooses four random rows.

He doesn't play PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds very much, and his skills are only at the kindergarten level of catching chickens with the enemy's eagle. It can be said that he is insane. Fortunately, his fans are well aware of his grandma's urine and don't care about it.

What's more, they didn't mean it.

Su Mengyu naturally has a coquettish and cheap face, he doesn't look like a good woman, and he didn't disappoint the fans when he spoke, he is indeed very "coquettish" and "cheap".

Relying on fans, relying on waves to make a name, relying on flirting to get out of the circle, it is Su Mengyu's own fish.

On the screen, the countdown of the game has begun. Su Mengyu holds the mouse. As soon as I stepped into the Quality Plaza, I heard a female sound of firecrackers and shouted: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Hahahahahahahaha!!! I am today's chosen one!!!"

Su Mengyu quickly took off the earphones, gritted her teeth and rubbed her ears: "Who is your wife?"

"You you you!!! You are my wife!!!" the girl shouted excitedly, her voice was so loud that it suppressed the noise on the plane.

Su Mengyu realized that the feelings were his fans, or the kind of her husband's fans.

Di Maomao sighed: "It's good luck, I got a random fan."

Su Mengyu snorted sullenly, but didn't speak.

The girl thought she had said something wrong, and quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry... Mr. Yu, I didn't mean it, I... I just like you very much..."

Di Maomao couldn't see it, so he poked Su Mengyu secretly from below.

Do you feel ashamed because you were called "wife" in front of hundreds of thousands of fans?

The atmosphere suddenly froze, and even the originally cheerful barrage slowly stopped.

Di Maomao hesitated to speak several times, and was thinking about how to persuade him, when Su Mengyu suddenly raised the corner of his mouth, showing a perfect side face towards the camera, and chuckled: "'wife'? What an ignorant little wild cat ...Give you another chance, what should you call me? Huh?"

Di Maomao: "..."

girl:"……"

Girl: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh hubby hubby hubby! You are my husband!!!"

The barrage was silent for a second, and then it was flooded with "666":

[Hahahahahaha, sure enough, it's you, Mr. Yu, who is so coquettish...]

[It's over, it's over, I actually feel that the fish is always a bit aggressive, why is it so fat? ? ? 】

[What is a little attack?It just exploded, okay? !Ahhhh I'm dead, the old man's girlish heart...! ! ! 】

【I'm your boss Yu tonight!Please don't be careless and come face to face! ! ! 】

[Not much to say, already lying flat.jpg]

Su Mengyu opened the bullet screen and glanced at it, and suddenly laughed backwards and forwards. He wiped away his tears, turned around and asked Di Maomao: "Huh? Why did you poke me just now?"

Di Maomao: "...It's nothing, I just want to remind you that you just jumped off the airport."

"Damn! You didn't say it earlier!" Su Mengyu immediately left him behind and turned to look at the game page.

The airport covers a small area, but the terrain is complex, the resources are abundant, and the number of landings is large. The newbies and rookies are almost guaranteed to get one.

Su Mengyu is still very self-aware. He claims to be the fighting chicken in the vegetable chicken, a lifelong experiencer who has landed in a box, and it is still live broadcasting. He can't let his fans watch the dead body all night, so he will not jump to the airport easily.

No, he was beaten to the ground before the ground touched him, Su Mengyu sighed angrily, no need to look, this round will definitely lie dead.

There are three or four people in ambushes around, and it is not wrong to die, but it is definitely impossible to save them, unless the teammates are super gods...

Just as he was thinking, a system announcement suddenly popped up in front of him——

[Elk used Kar98k to knock down and never headed]

Su Mengyu was taken aback for a moment, and then three announcements popped up——

[Elk used Kar98k to knock down my flat chest and I am proud]

[Elk uses Kar98k to knock down that tenderness and trembles only for you]

[Elk used Kar98k to knock down the room and stranded love]

In just a few seconds, the heads of those who were waiting to collect Su Mengyu's body were harvested instead.

Su Mengyu opened her eyes wide and looked in the direction of the gunshots. Elk hid on the balcony on the second floor nearby at some point.

This distance, this accuracy, this hand speed... Are feelings really a god? !

"Damn, awesome!" Di Maomao slapped the table and shouted.The bullet screens also posted "666" one after another.

Brother E in society, you are very quiet. No one thought that this teammate who had been very silent from the beginning would be so powerful.

The person on the other side was probably irritated, so he opened whole wheat to greet Elk's family, who would have thought that Elk was a group of high-cold ones, and no one like them, so he went up and shot him off, and dropped a blood bag by the way.

Su Mengyu quickly picked it up and licked it, and ran over "hehehe": "Little brother, you are so amazing~ can you take me for a while~"

"Fuck! You are so shameless!" Di Maomao was startled by Su Mengyu's face-changing speed.

Didn't he just molested other little girls?One mouthful of "little wild cat" screamed happily!Turning around and calling other wild men "little brother"? ? ?

Su Mengyu didn't take it seriously: "What do you know, a man can attack and endure, and endure what ordinary people can't bear~"

Di Maomao: "..." Isn't that the case? !

The author has something to say: [Opening on January 1th, Qiangqiang focuses on Juemei ABO↓]

"Suppress Me, Tag Me [ABO]"

When I saw Lu Chaosheng for the first time, he was sitting upright in the middle of the box, with the wine glass shaking in his hand, his eyes as cold as snow, while Wen Yanwan knelt down on one knee, pouring wine for him, bowing his knees like a dog.

When I saw Lu Chaosheng for the second time, he was wearing a very simple school uniform, lying on the table and sleeping lightly, while Wen Yanwan was sitting next to him holding a pen, his eyelashes drooping slightly, and the sun cast a shadow on his eyelids , like a teenager.

When I saw Lu Chaosheng for the third time, he collapsed in the corner of the toilet in embarrassment, his face was flushed, his eyes were blurred, and the ends of his eyes were as delicate as roses, while Wen Yanwan rubbed his fingertips on the back of his neck, wrapping him in his arms, He bent down and bit down.

Lu Chaosheng fell ill. As a top Alpha, he suddenly developed Omega glands at the age of 17. Everyone's pheromones would make him lose control, except Wen Yanwan.

In the dark stairwell, Wen Yanwan rubbed his lips and smiled lightly: "So anxious, huh?"

Lu Chaosheng bit his finger and raised his eyes: "One more blot, and you don't want your things anymore."

If you like money, I will give you all my possessions, and I am willing to be poor; if you like power, I will cut off thorns for you and bow your head to crown you; if you like me, I will be confined under your body and be you Prisoner for life.

Restrain me, mark me, sew me into your flesh, melt into your bone marrow, soak into your heart, and never separate until death.

Love money like life, blackened and strong attack × Sancai boy is cold, sick and tender

Wild dog illegitimate child × out of favor married child

1v1, HE, childless

two-way possession, two-way redemption

[Open in March, sand sculptures wear books ↓]

"After Dressing as a Stickman, I Have Hex with the Danmei Manga [Transmigration Book]"

Gu Beiyu transmigrated into Danmei manga and turned into a stickman, remembering nothing except his own name.

The hero of the manga, Yan Nanchuan, is a heartthrob, but Gu Beiyu's identity is the vicious cannon fodder of the hero's best friend.

According to the system requirements, Gu Beiyu needs to promote the relationship between the male protagonist and the protagonist Gong, and at the same time prevent the cannon fodder Gong from hindering the relationship between the male protagonist and the protagonist Gong.

There are three options for each mission, and there are five save and read opportunities for all missions. When all the save times are used up and Gu Beiyu has not completed the mission, he will be trapped in the comic world forever, repeating the same mission plot.

A task:

System: Please greet the hero.

Gu Beiyu silently looked at the matches scattered all over the classroom: "..."

So which match is the hero?Um?

Another mission:

System: Please feed the hero a mouthful of soup.

Gu Beiyu looked at the male protagonist's round head, and silently used his invisible fingers to pick up the spoon and poke it.

Yan Nanchuan stretched out a hand that also couldn't see fingers, and silently wiped his wet head.

Yan Nanchuan: Trouble, you poked the back of my head.

Gu Beiyu discovered that as the mission plot progresses, the characters' images will gradually become fuller.

Yan Nanchuan: Why are you not face blind this time?Um?

Gu Beiyu looked at the big word "male protagonist" on Yan Nanchuan's face, and smiled: Because you have a male protagonist's face~

The face of the real hero.

Cute and funny than happy to get off × daily speechless school grass attack

1v1, sand sculpture sweet pet, HE

There is Xichuan in the south, and fish in the north