Son of the Bone

"Cats" is a very classic musical with dancing demons.

All kinds of little male cats and female cats have to put on realistic furs, shake their buttocks and dance, and play with their tails in public.

Jiang Jue thought he had escaped the first year of high school and escaped the university, but after going around in circles, he still had to be executed publicly when he came back.

Qi Lin was quite aware of his mental journey, and patted him on the shoulder very cooperatively: "I will choose a good-looking body when I get dressed later."

No!I don't want to go up and be molested by other male cats!Don't want to! !

Jiang Jue was stunned to change his clothes with a tragic mentality of 'everything is coming'.

It just so happened that Qi Lin also came out in a different outfit, and the two just bumped into each other.

Jiang, who had black lines on his face, changed into a black cat with white claws, and swayed his tail after walking a few steps. His aloof image was completely gone.

"Hahaha, my god, your butt is so upturned—" Qi Lin laughed wildly, "And ears! The ears are so fluffy! Take this body home!"

Jiang Jue glared at him, and sat in front of the makeup mirror in a muffled voice, waiting for arrangements.

The makeup artist painted them with exaggerated oil paint and cat whiskers, and magnified the effect of the eye decorations, so as not to cause chaos in the world, they painted a few small stars for Jiang Jue.

A few other people didn't fare much better.

Although some of them are idols and some are actors, they are indeed not familiar with musicals.

After the make-up is over, a professional dance teacher will teach them how to watch the signal lights appear later, how to dance shoulder-to-shoulder with other extras, or how to roll freely on the ground.

"As long as you act like a cat, you're done."

The teachers led them to the backstage where they were preparing to play, and another group of professional actors was already ready.

Cats of all sizes live here, just like a large cat sucking base.

A little female cat in pink clothes, even the tip of her tail is a soft ball of fur.

The old cat is leaning on crutches, and will play "MEMORY" to the moon later.

There is also the rock and roll Elvis, with a tuft of gaudy long hair on his chest, and he will go up to sing rock and roll jazz later.

They were friendly and bowed to these variety show guests, but someone suddenly noticed a certain dark cloud treading snow hiding at the end of the line.

"Isn't that Jiang Jue—"

"Jiang Jue?!"

"Hahahaha Jiang Jue, you finally came to our group?!"

When everyone saw the celebrities in front of them, they were not particularly excited at first, but now they met old acquaintances, but they were so happy to go over and have a joke.

When Jiang Jue was still a child, he played tricks in the Shi Theater. At that time, Cosette, who was dressed by his mother with long hair, rescued Dabei, and sang "Castle on the Cloud" pitifully holding a broom.

All the old actors here know such a child, and now seeing him become an adult and become famous, there is also a kind of cordial sense of relief.

Jiang Jue completely gave up resistance and let these old friends play with their cat ears and cat tails, thinking that this was no different from Shang Gong.

The instructor and chief director came to coordinate the progress again, and the audience outside gradually entered the venue.

Today's public welfare performance is held for the ALS group, and all proceeds will be donated.

As the curtain slowly unfolded, huge boots stood on the stage, and cats of various poses came out singing and singing furtively.

When one cat sings loudly, the other cats join in the chorus.

A few extras are mixed in here, without any sense of disobedience.

Then the flamboyant Ragtenta jumped out, teasing the little female cats, and began to sing his part with a long voice.

Jiang Jue tried his best to minimize his presence, but it was inevitable that he would be picked up by other male and female cats, waltz to the singing in public, and waving his paws and meowing several times unwillingly.

As soon as he showed up, the fans in the audience were all excited——

However, this occasion is not suitable for screaming and roaring, and the applause still rang out.

Qi Lin was playing with a giant ball with several other cats, and for a moment tried to play with his own tail.

...It really is a strange species.

When the musical came to an end, even those who didn't listen to music very much felt like they had earworms, and their minds were filled with the melody of the theme song, and they wanted to hum it when they changed their clothes.

When Jiang Jue came out, he tried to cover his face with the fluffy meat pad, then let go of his hand in self-defeating, and drooped his tail to change clothes and remove makeup.

He even sang a chorus of "Memory" with several cats just now, so high that he almost broke his voice.

Turns out it was just one of the activities.

The second activity was to experience botanical cosmetics.

The program team took them to the medical beauty product R&D center in Shidu, and introduced the industry chain and R&D laboratory that the country is proud of.

The staff applied a mask made of essential protein extracts on them, and taught them how to maintain their lips and eyes.

Jiang Jue was too excited before, and now he was a little drowsy with the mask on.

And Qi Lin listened to all kinds of introductions attentively, and even had the urge to hoard goods crazily.

"Then the second activity this afternoon, which is also one of the competitions, will start soon." The host smiled and said, "The highest score can take a luxury cruise ship and a Ferris wheel, and the losers need to get up at four o'clock tomorrow. Then beautify the city with the cleaners and aunts."

When he heard the word four o'clock in the morning, Jiang Jue woke up immediately: "What?!"

At this time, the host took out a display board.

Above is a close-up of a model's face—her makeup is burgundy Christmas cherry, looking bewitching and sexy.

The lips are delicate lip-biting makeup, obviously shiny and elastic like mature cherries, making people have the urge to kiss.

"You can work in pairs, as the make-up and the make-up. We have also invited an amateur guest to help you choose a partner."

Jiang Jue was stunned for a few seconds: "I...can't do it at all."

He really won't.

Although it is said that to be an actor, at least you need to know some basic knowledge, and you must pay attention to the appropriate clothing and appearance when you go shopping.

But these things are usually taken care of by assistants and makeup artists... He doesn't even know what those color palettes are from what they are.

"Sit down! I'll come!" Qi Lin confidently led him to the makeup chair.

"Are you sure...you can come?" Jiang Jue was a little suffocated: "I don't want to be painted as a big face..."

"My skills are good, okay?" Qi Lin glanced at him: "Being an idol requires at least a few hundred sets of makeup a year-this lip-biting makeup is a style from two or three years ago."

"You really will—"

"Don't worry." Qi Lin fixed him on the makeup chair, his eyes signaled him to sit still, and then picked out various things beside the table with a variety of cosmetics.

Sometimes he would test his color with the back of his wrist and grab Jiang Jue's right paw as if to give him an injection.

Jiang Jue was terrified by these actions: "Why do you want to try...can't you just choose the white one?"

"Because it matches your skin tone."

He washed his hands clean, arranged for Jiang Jue to wash his face again and approached him, raised his hand to hold Jiang Jue's chin, and said calmly, "Put on the toner first."

"It's carrot-colored." Just as Jiang Jue finished taking pictures of his face, he saw him squeeze out a lump of unknown substance: "Are you going to paint my face orange--"

After the lotion, apply lotion, and after the lotion, apply primer.

"This is called a makeup primer," Qi Lin said calmly, "Don't move, it will help you cover small spots and improve your complexion."

Jiang Jue:? ? ?

After finishing the primer, he took out a plate of foundation, and when he opened the lid, there were various colorful colors.

"No, yours is the same as the color palette." Jiang Jue usually didn't pay much attention to cosmetics. At this time, he had a misunderstanding and tried to hide: "Don't draw me as a cat...today I'm already a cat Once."

"Foundation is originally colorful." Qi Lin tried to explain: "Don't move—ah, why are you acting like a straight man?"

Jiang Jue:? ? ! !

He stayed on the chair rather stiffly, allowing Qi Lin to apply foundation and concealer to himself, and modified the dark circles and around the eyes.

Since the show crew didn't give him a mirror, Jiang Jue had completely lost all information about his appearance today, and started asking questions curiously instead.

"what is this?"

"Contouring stick. Allows for shading."

"But that foundation and cream just now..."

"Concealer is there to cover up certain dark areas."

"Isn't that a shadow?"

"..."

As soon as the setting powder and highlighter were finished, Jiang Jue tried to get out of the chair like a cat who just got out of the bath.

"do not move!"

Qi Lin pressed him to continue painting, apparently fully entering the professional state of a makeup artist.

He kept teaching Jiang Jue to look up or out, and helped him draw near-perfect eye makeup, and started to use lipstick as a primer to give him a lip makeup that was not too feminine but good enough.

His breathing was light and steady, even Jiang Zhinan became much better unconsciously.

By the time everything was done, more than an hour had passed.

Jiang Jue got up silently, and looked in the mirror with the fearless spirit that he carried through the whole process today.

Uh-huh? ? ?

He looked in the mirror for a long time, obviously a little surprised.

The last time I wore such heavy makeup was because of that movie.

The host was also quite surprised: "Isn't this Yue Yu?"

"It's not Yue Yu," Qi Lin corrected, "It's Jiang Jue."

When people see the word heavy makeup, they always think of clown-like pale foundation and big red lips.

But the real heavy makeup is to magnify every advantage of facial details and push people's charm to the highest point.

Jiang Jue really fits this look quite well.

He is usually indifferent and doesn't like to make up, but now he really put on long and narrow eye makeup, even a single look can make people stay there.

Bewitching, gorgeous, and handsome enough.

He stared fixedly at the mirror, and suddenly felt like Cinderella transformed.

This craftsmanship is really good.

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★★One Hundred Questions About Sex Between Husbands and Husbands★★

1 May I have your name?

Jiang Jue: ...

Qi Lin (rushing to answer): Jiang Jue's husband!

2 What is the age?

Jiang Jue: Both are 23 years old

3 gender is?

Qi Lin (continuing to rush to answer): Jiang Jue, and other genders.

Jiang Jue (covering his face): Childish...

4 What is your personality like?

Jiang Jue: Relatively stable and quiet.

Qi Lin: Very lively and optimistic.

5 The character of the other party?

(look at each other)

Jiang Jue: Childish Ghost

Qi Lin:? ? ?

Qi Lin: Cold and cute.

6 When did the two meet?Where?

Two people: dormitory

7 The first impression of the other party?

Qi Lin: I love cleanliness, I am very polite, and he is a good person who helps me pack presents.

Jiang Jue: I don’t know, passer-by.

Qi Lin: ...? ?

8 What do you like about each other?

Qi Lin (firm face): all

Jiang Jue (thinking for a while): all

9 What do you hate about the other party?

Jiang Jue: Not yet

Qi Lin: no

10 Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?

Jiang Jue (thinking): Some areas still need to be adjusted

Qi Lin: Hmm... very good

11 What do you call each other?

Jiang Jue: Qi Qi, Lin

Qi Lin: Absolutely, Teacher Xiaojiang, absolutely, baby, sweetheart——

Law: Okay, I know the next one

12 How would you like to be called by the other party?

Two people: that's fine

13 If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?

Jiang Jue: Hound, the kind that runs very fast

Qi Lin: ...a cat?fox?a little bit

14 If you want to send a gift to the other party, would you send it?

Qi Lin: Various Broadway tickets and round-trip air tickets

Jiang Jue: Musical instruments, Italian violins, or private collections of guitars and antique pianos.

Qi Lin (surprised face): Dei! I love this so much!

15 So what gift would you like for yourself?

Jiang Jue (thinking face): For the time being, it seems not.

Qi Lin: It would be nice to be with Jue Jue!

16 Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?

Jiang Jue: I have too much tolerance for other people, and I will always tolerate other people's offenses.

Qi Lin: I work too hard, and have been injured to various degrees.

Jiang Jue: Aren’t you too →_→

17 What is your problem?

Qi Lin: I want to take care of all kinds of work, sometimes I am overloaded with work.

Jiang Jue: Pretty much, basically rarely rest.

18 What is the opponent's problem?

Li: Okay, now that you are workaholics, next one.

19 What kind of things does the other party do to make you unhappy?

Qi Lin (thinking): I hold back when I encounter unhappy things, don't talk to me, just want to digest and deal with them by myself.

Jiang Jue: I saw him walking too close to other people.

Qi Lin: ——Hey!

20 What did you do that made the other person unhappy?

Jiang Jue: I stayed up all night writing scripts.

Qi Lin: I stayed up all night writing lyrics.

Li: Hmm... After confirming the eyes, it is a family.

21 How far is your relationship?

Showing off the engagement ring at the same time.

Law: Alright, I'll do the dog food first.

22 Where did two people first date?

At the same time, he showed a puzzled look.

Qi Lin: It seems that before the announcement... I haven't been on a date. I've been wandering around on various sets. It must be considered a visit.

23 What was the atmosphere of the two of them at that time?

Qi Lin (continuing to think): Does that count as the gift of Lantern Festival?I was still secretly in love with him that time, and I really wanted to kiss him at that time...

Jiang Jue (at a loss): ...Send Lantern Festival?Crush?

Qi Lin (waving hand): No, it doesn't exist.

24 How far has it progressed then?

Qi Lin: It means that there is no progress.

25 frequent date spots?

Jiang Jue: In a private movie theater, we will show movies together.

Qi Lin: Art exhibitions, museums, film exhibitions.

26 What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Jiang Jue: Go to Italy to pick a violin, or hire him a recording studio in New York, so that he can make an album without queuing.

Qi Lin: Visit the class, or ask a friend to help you grab tickets—it’s even harder to get tickets for Hong Kong’s “Hamilton” than Deyun Club’s sealed boxes, okay? !Money can't buy it! !

27 Which party confessed first?

Qi Lin (proud face): Me!

28 How much do you like each other?

Qi Lin: I liked it so much that I changed my career choice, and I have been chasing him on the road of acting.

Jiang Jue: I only liked him once, without a reference, I don't know how to describe it.

Law: It should be that you used to like very few things, and you didn't have much preference since you were young.

Jiang Jue: Yes.

29 So, do you love each other?

Two people: Love.I love it.

30 What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?

Jiang Jue: Do it again?

Qi Lin: Take it easy?

Law: Good minors cover their eyes, you two drive slower.

31 If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

Jiang Jue: It's unlikely... I believe that other people will change their minds, but Qi Lin can't do it.

Law: Why?

Jiang Jue: He was kissed during the scene, and he tried to write me a review when he came back...

Qi Lin: I will ask directly, there should be some misunderstanding.

32 Can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?

Two people: Can't.

33 What should I do if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?

Qi Lin: This is normal. It's not because there are temporary interviews, but because the magazine's shooting progress is relatively slow, or it's necessary to change clothes and remove makeup.

Jiang Jue: I will go to Weibo and Douban...or draw cards for him.

Qi Lin: Well, six hundred draws, no Yamata no Orochi, no Tsarin, nothing—this indifferent world (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

35 The other party's sexy expression?

Qi Lin: When looking at me with slightly squinted eyes, or that kind of expression that is both helpless and enjoyable.

Jiang Jue: Usually very sexy, he is an idol.

Qi Lin: ——Hey!

36 When two people are together, what makes you feel your heart beat faster?

Jiang Jue: Often.

Qi Lin: Is there...

Qi Lin: Jiang Jue is very flirtatious in private, so I won't explain further.

38 What do you feel happiest when doing?

Two people: play against each other, sing together, and have sex.

39 Ever quarreled?

Jiang Jue: There are often quarrels in the movie, but not in real life.

Qi Lin: We are all more rational... If there is a problem, first analyze the essence, and rarely speak with emotion.

40 What are the quarrels?

Jiang Jue: It seems to be angry occasionally, such as being too busy with work or disappearing for too long, but it is considered a small emotion, and there has been no direct conflict.

Qi Lin: When Jiang Jue encounters problems, he solves them by himself. I always feel sorry for him.

How to reconcile after 41?

Two people: roll the sheets.

42 Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Two people: Well, it's better to get married.

43 When do you feel loved?

Jiang Jue: When I think of him.

Qi Lin: Every moment.His love has been very quiet.

44 What is your expression of love?

Qi Lin: Understand and wait.

Jiang Jue: Kiss, look at him, and occasionally act like a baby.

Li: Hey... have you ever acted like a baby...

45 When did you feel "you don't love me anymore"?

Qi Lin: Very cold, refused to make eye contact with me.

Jiang Jue: No initiative, no response.

46 What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?

Jiang Jue: Freesia

Qi Lin: Campanulaceae, mint.

47 Is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?

Jiang Jue: Does my family background count...

Qi Lin: Count→_→

Qi Lin: I seem to have nothing to hide.

Jiang Jue: Hmm... You Mama likes to share all kinds of stories with me.

Qi Lin (crazy): What did she say again! !I don't want to lose face! !

48 Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Jiang Jue: Introverted and slightly autistic, doesn't like socializing.

Qi Lin: I always feel that my acting skills are not good enough.

49 Is the relationship between the two open or secret?

Li: Well... the whole world knows that you two are getting married...

50 Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Jiang Jue: I already said it.

Qi Lin (wagging tail): I have offered those two books!

========= Minors consciously cover their eyes =========

51 May I ask whether you are the attacker or the recipient?

Jiang Jue: accept

Qi Lin: attack

52 Why did you make such a decision?

Jiang Jue: He has good physical strength.

Qi Lin: I really like to make him cry.

53 Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Jiang Jue: Yes.

Qi Lin: OVO

54 The location of the first H?

Jiang Jue: Dormitory, bathroom.

55 How did you feel at that time?

Qi Lin: I love him.

Jiang Jue: Hmm...very satisfied...

56 What did the other party look like at that time?

Qi Lin: It's rather embarrassing, but super cute.

Jiang Jue: Very sexy.

57 What is your first word in the morning of the first night?

Jiang Jue: ...Again?

Qi Lin: Okay OVO

58 times per week H?

Qi Lin (thinking): It depends on his condition. Sometimes he is too busy at work, and he may work overtime for two weeks, and he will make up later.

59 Under ideal circumstances, how many times a week?

Jiang Jue (turning his head to confirm): 7 times, with occasional extra meals?

Qi Lin (nodding): Listen to you.

60 So, what kind of H is it?

Qi Lin: They are all happy and enjoying.

Jiang Jue: More... intense?

61 Your most sensitive place?

Jiang Jue: ears

Qi Lin: They are all very sensitive...

62 What is the most sensitive part of the other party?

Jiang Jue (thinking): Neck?

Qi Lin: Ears.

63 Use one sentence to describe the other party at H?

Jiang Jue: I will be shy, but very serious.

Qi Lin: Very proactive, and very cooperative.

64 Frankly speaking, do you like H?

The two nodded with a smile.

65 Where is H in general?

Qi Lin (not sure): At home?Instrument room?His study?Dining room?

66 H places you want to try?

Jiang Jue: I seem to have tried everything...

Qi Lin: Indeed, try a private jet next time?

Jiang Jue: Good.

67 Is the shower before or after H?

Qi Lin: Are they all there?

Is there any agreement at 68H?

Jiang Jue: I have proposed marriage.

Law: Huh...

69 Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?

two people: no

70 Do you agree or disagree with the idea of ​​"If you can't get the heart, at least you have to get the body"?

Jiang Jue: Disagree

Qi Lin: This kind of thing still needs emotion...

71 What would you do if the other party was raped by thugs?

Jiang Jue (shaking his head): Impossible, the bodyguards hired by our family are not vegetarian.

Qi Lin (shaking his head): His father is terrible... last time Aunt Jiang had a car accident, those people were cleaned up after the incident.

Li: So what exactly does Bai Ping do...

72 Do you feel embarrassed in front of H?or later?

Jiang Jue: Qi Lin will be shy in the future, but I'm fine.

Qi Lin: I didn't!no ok!

73 If a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so only tonight, please..." and asked for H, would you?

Two people: No.

74 Do you think you are good at H?

Jiang Jue: Still... okay?

Qi Lin: I am awesome OVO

75 What about the other party?

Qi Lin: He is the best OVO

Jiang Jue: Hmm...

76 What do you want the other party to say when you are in H?

Qi Lin: I really like you.

Jiang Jue: Let’s confess all kinds of things. It’s very touching to show love while doing it.

77 Which kind of expression do you like the other person when H?

Jiang Jue: Shy and very proactive.

Qi Lin: Everything is fine.

78 Do you think it is okay to have sex with people other than lovers?

Two people: No.

79 Are you interested in SM?

Qi Lin (exploratory): SP or a little training?

Jiang Jue (thoughtful): Try it next time?

80 If the other party suddenly stopped asking for your body, would you?

Qi Lin: Probably sick, very weak.

Jiang Jue: The work is too hard, and I don't have extra energy to do these things.

81 What do you think about rape?

Two people: breaking the law.

What is the more painful thing in 82H?

Qi Lin (turning to look at Jiang Jue): Is there any?

Jiang Jue (shaking his head): No.

83 In the H so far, which place makes you most excited and anxious?

Qi Lin: My office?

Jiang Jue: Backstage dressing room?Even though the door is locked, I still feel a little anxious...

84 Have you ever been seduced by the recipient?

Qi Lin: Often...he is very good at doing this.

Jiang Jue: nodding silently

85 What was the attacking side's expression at that time?

Jiang Jue: Super happy, shy and a little nervous.

86 Has the attacker committed any rape?

Qi Lin (thinking): Does role-playing count?

Law: Well...not counting...

87 What was the recipient's reaction at that time?

Jiang Jue: To cooperate with the performance?

Qi Lin: Get into the drama and stir-fry chicken quickly!I am the most professional!

88 For you, what is the ideal of "being an H object"?

Qi Lin: Absolutely.

Jiang Jue: Only him.

89 Does the current partner meet your ideal?

Two people: Well.

Did 90 use small props in H?

Qi Lin: The fox ears in "Longevity" and——

Jiang Jue (covering his mouth): Next question.

91 When did it happen to you for the first time?

Two people: dormitory.

92 Was the object at that time the current lover?

Two people: Yes.

93 Where is your favorite place to be kissed?

Qi Lin: Lips?

Jiang Jue (coming closer and kissing): The same.

94 Where do you like to kiss each other most?

Qi Lin: Forehead?hair?back of hand?

Jiang Jue: I like them all.

What is the most pleasing thing for the other party at 95H?

Qi Lin: Say I love you.

Jiang Jue: My husband.

Qi Lin (coming closer and kissing again): Be good.

What will you think at 96H?

Jiang Jue: Where is the time to think about other issues...

Qi Lin: Thinking about other things at a time like this...isn't that good.

97 H times per night?

Qi Lin (thinking): Are they all there?Hard to say.

At 98 hours, do you take off your clothes yourself, or does the other party help you take them off?

Two people: both.

What is 99 H to you?

Jiang Jue: The way to express love and feel love.

Qi Lin: Please each other, and show love.

100 Please say something to your lover

Jiang Jue (sighs): I will spend less time staying overnight... You should also pay more attention to your body.

Qi Lin (bends to hug): I love you.