Son of the Bone

The last stop turned out to be Shidu.

They went round and round, and finally came back.

I have been busy traveling in five countries before. Although I have tasted a lot of new and interesting things, it is true that I am not familiar with the place and there are language barriers, so it is not easy to play.

They took a rest in Shijing Hotel, and then started the first round of recording sessions - reading · evil · comment.

This is a very popular activity in recent years.

The program team will lurk in various forums, and then extract several vicious and insidious comments, and let the stars read them out in front of the camera.

When foreigners are recording this, they may even dare to post personal attacks and swear words, while domestic ones are a little more reserved, but sometimes it’s not much better.

It is also in this link that many celebrities can show their high EQ and self-cultivation side, and then successfully use such a good image to attract more fans.

As a couple, Jiang Jue and Qi Lin decided to shoot together at this time.

Before the official start, the host asked: "Do you have an idea of ​​what they might scold them?"

The two young men looked at each other and laughed.

Qi Lin obviously already has built-in immunity, took the microphone and said: "The rabbit area is usually greasy and hyped, and then the eight groups will suspect that we are in a relationship."

He paused, uncertain: "Weibo usually attack makeup, say sissy, and the background is too good to bring their own resources, and it depends on the benefits of their parents to be able to get into the position - something like that?"

host:……? ? ?

Are you so clear about everything? ? ?

Jiang Jue took the microphone silently: "Qi Lin, please stay away from the lives of fans."

The host laughed dumbfounded, handed the cue card to the two of them, and let the filming officially begin.

The first is Qi Lin's inscription card.

He cleared his throat, and said seriously: "——If it weren't for Jiang Jue, Qi Lin would be a bastard who sings saliva songs now. He dares to be an actor with poor acting skills, and he can't even learn a rural accent when he plays a rural person." , is too unprofessional.”

Jiang Jue raised his eyebrows, thinking that it was indeed poisonous.

Fortunately, I uninstalled the software early, so I didn't come into contact with these harsh and weird remarks.

"First of all," Qi Lin looked at the camera and apologized politely: "The accent of this place really needs to be improved."

He smiled and shook the card in his hand: "Thank you for liking my song."

And then the second one.

"——Can Qi Lin stop wearing such heavy makeup in variety shows in the future? Is it really not good for the skin? Also, can you do more variety shows? Every day, the filmmakers are gone. Do you still want to be an idol? !"

Qi Lin held the card with a slightly complicated expression: "Is this a disguised compliment..."

"Yes," Jiang Jue analyzed, "It should be a girlfriend fan."

The host looked complicated: Can you both stay away from the lives of fans?

third.

"Qi Lin's face looks like an alpaca! He should go for a plastic surgery and cut his bones! It's best to have his teeth whitened, and his hairstyle - how did such an ugly person become a national idol? I'm the only one Did you vomit?"

Well, it's all fat pie.

Qi Lin picked up the microphone, looked at the camera and said, "Plastic surgery should be impossible—you know, I have a family, and my baby must take care of all the money."

Jiang Jue was drinking tea next to him, but almost spit out.

"Jejue will definitely be reluctant to let me cut bones, so just bear with it." He smiled and said: "I will still jump around the world, don't panic."

Jiang Jue nodded cooperatively: "Well, I can't bear it."

Can you two show affection in this situation? !

Why can you post dog food after reading a bad review!

Then the inscription card switched to Jiang Jue's side.

He read a few lines before proceeding cautiously.

"—Jiang Jue's characters are all villains except villains. Seeing his face now makes me feel a chill down my spine. Who can play an indecent criminal so realistically? Maybe I really committed a crime. I suggest the police check it out."

After Jiang Jue finished reading this, he didn't speak for a long time.

The host and Qi Lin thought he was in a bad mood and showed concerned expressions.

"I suggest this student go back to high school Chinese class," Jiang Jue said, holding the microphone, "It is very important to develop basic logical and analytical skills."

Qi Lin silently withdrew his concerned gaze.

Well, my family, Jiang Dangdang, has never been false.

What is stabbed, does not exist.

Article [-].

"——[expletive words silenced], [expletive words silenced]'s homosexuals really don't want Bilian!" Jiang Jue frowned slightly when he read this.

His voice is clear and nice, and even when he utters dirty words, he has a sudden sense of detachment, as if he is just chanting a few syllables: "Aren't you afraid of spoiling some elementary school students by selling rot everywhere like this?! This is destroying the social atmosphere. !"

Jiang Jue took a deep breath and looked at the camera again.

"First of all, Shiguo has passed a decree that same-sex marriage will be officially released on January 2020, 1. If you have any objections, you can petition the government to protest." He stared at the camera, without any concessions in his tone: "Second ——If you still think in this era that falling in love and getting married is only for the purpose of procreating offspring, it can only prove that you are still at the bottom of society.”

Qi Lin twitched his eyebrows, thinking that he really dared to say anything.

The last one is for the two of them to read together.

"—The two of you have made your love public so quickly, whether it's hype or not, it's already causing a lot of trouble. If you break up and get divorced in the future, don't you think it's painful to publicly slap your face?"

When they read this, the two of them paused at the same time, and their expressions changed subtly.

Jiang Jue took the microphone and said calmly, "What this student said makes sense."

Qi Lin glanced at him very vigilantly.

"In fact, I seldom make oaths and promises to Qi Lin."

Jiang Jueping looked at the camera and said unhurriedly: "Because human nature itself is complicated and selfish."

When Qi Lin heard this sentence, he nodded instead.

He also agrees with this view.

Both of them are in the treacherous entertainment circle, even if they have been protected by their parents as much as possible, they have seen too much ugliness and darkness.

The longer the performance, the more scripts involved, the more it becomes clear how complex human nature is.

"I remember a Douban blogger named without12 who said something very well." Jiang Jue continued.

"—When a couple gets married, they should not put their hands on the Bible and say that no matter they are rich or poor, they will be accompanied by health and disease until death."

"I should put my hands on the two books "Evolutionary Psychology" and "The Selfish Gene" and swear: I will go against my nature, go against my instinct, and love you forever."

Even if there is materialism, even if there will be unavoidable jealousy and suspicion, even if there will be various uncertainties in the future.

But I will also go against my greed and love the new and dislike the old, and continue to love you.

Qi Lin listened to him quietly and nodded again.

The host didn't expect them to talk about this, and handed the microphone to Qi Lin in surprise: "Mr. Qi, is there anything you want to say?"

"—I'll buy it when I get back," Qi Lin turned his head to look at Jiang Jue: "Take "The Crowd" and take it as a family heirloom to cut down."

Jiang Jue couldn't help laughing, and leaned over to exchange a kiss with him.

Once upon a time, the two of them had to act as a pair of friends for a long time in front of the camera, paying attention to eye contact and physical distance.

But now, it seems that kissing is not something to be taboo or dodge.

They are all as bright as the sun.

In the part of reading bad reviews, other people's reactions are also quite interesting.

Lu Fang finished the whole reading with a dark face.

The host could clearly feel that the boy's pressure was getting lower all the way, and tried to cheer him up to ease the atmosphere.

However, the boy directly held the microphone and was not polite to the camera.

"Friends who say these things, I'm afraid they can only hide in the anonymous network."

"Do you dare to use such a vicious tone to ridicule someone you know in reality?"

Lu Fang looked at the screen with a firm and forceful tone: "I'm just very angry, and I don't want to be too big."

"Slandering, slander and malicious speculation are evil deeds in themselves-if your self-cultivation is the same in reality, it can only be said that you are pathetic enough."

The host waited until the interview was over before asking the director if this part would be cut.

"No cutting," the director said, taking a puff of smoke, "Just broadcast it like this."

And Cui Meng's side is not much better.

"—Cui Meng's nose is very straight. The plastic surgery monster also has the benefits of the plastic surgery monster? The eyebrows are painted, the eyelashes are planted, and the double eyelids are cut. Are there any places on your face that have not been moved? "

Cui Meng thought about it seriously for a while: "The dimple is real."

"In order to straighten the bridge of my nose, I cut a small piece of ear cartilage," she actually admitted directly, showing the scar on her right ear to the camera openly: "The recovery after this operation is very painful, everyone is really If you want to follow suit, remember to find a reliable hospital.”

The host did not expect to be able to interview such a large amount of information, thinking that these stars have all gone all out today.

Slicing the cartilage off the ear... how painful that would be.

The group project in the afternoon turned out to be the Shidu Grand Theater.

When Qi Lin woke up, he was quite surprised and surprised to find that he came to this old place.

They haven't been here for a long time.

The last time I came here, I came to train and study when I was a senior.

The Shidu Grand Theater has now been renovated, and the exterior and interior are more atmospheric and stylish.

Visitors hang out in the exhibition hall, or go to the screening hall to learn about the relevant history. Even on a Wednesday afternoon, many people are waiting to enter to listen to the musical.

"Today's content is - a guest performance of "Cats." The host led them to the backstage and explained with a smile: "There is no need to sing or dance, just keep changing clothes and makeup."

This performance is a public performance, and the audience is fully informed.

The others showed slightly panicked expressions, but Jiang Jue's face was slightly pale.

In order to escape this, he even bribed his high school deskmate.

Don't wear such shameful cat ears and cat tails to dangle! !