It's not easy being a hostess

Tang Sanzang's magic spell is really powerful, comparable to Western witchcraft, and the seven fairies almost turned into kiwis.

In the end, it was system maintenance that saved Leng Siqing's high-cold aura.

Leng Siqing didn't dare to imagine the scene of playing games and shouting "Jihuo Kiwi".

The competitive arena instantly turned into a story of pasture.

Su Wei was shocked when she saw that the computer screen went black, and the game interface popped up a prompt box to force offline. She thought it was a system crash.

Leng Siqing had to type a message again: The game is under maintenance, and you can only log in again at [-] o'clock tomorrow morning.

[I'm not working hard, I lost the chain at a critical moment. 】

[It's just a face pinching game, what's there to maintain? 】

【No, sisters, it's really not a face pinching game. 】

【Listening to Weiwei's screams, it's probably a horror game. 】

[Horror game, let's download it, it's late at night, it's weird. 】

Leng Siqing typing: It's a casual game.

The barrage doesn't believe it.

[Casual games for high-end players are our death e-sports. 】

[Sister Leng: Is it scary?I think it's okay. 】

[Hahaha, yes. 】

[Is there anything more terrifying in the world than failure of plastic surgery? 】

[Yes, the photo has been sent as the original picture, and the refined picture is lying in the album. 】

[Upstairs is so scary, I was so scared that I quickly looked through Moments. 】

Leng Siqing: ...

She felt that she was fighting against a hundred Su Wei alone.

Broken down.

Su Wei was not much better either, she was left alone, her body and mind were traumatized during the live broadcast, and she cried and said good night to her water friends.

[Vivi good night, sweet dreams, sister Leng is also good night~]

【Little Monkeyヾ(￣▽￣)Bye~Bye~】

Su Wei started broadcasting in a daze, and continued to cry on Weibo.

Su Wei VIVIAN: The game misunderstood me! [before][after]

The comparison of the two pictures aroused a strong resonance among the water friends.

Meow curly hair vvvvvvv: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Is this me in the casting interface?After pinching his face, he lost interest in an instant.

Shaoli: Haha, it turns out that this live broadcast is not a game live broadcast, but a face pinching live broadcast~~

The cat is so cute: Hahahahahaha, I used to pinch my face seriously, but now I just generate it randomly.

It’s not curly hair~: Recalling that I used to play games, I pinched people for an hour, and I was persuaded by the difficulty after entering 10 minutes. It’s too real to stay on the pinch interface.

Dumpling: Reminds me of my friend who stops for a long time at the face-pinching part every time he plays online games. He explains that he doesn’t need to be beautiful, but his daughter must be gorgeous!

Little Eleven: It's very similar to the first time I played a game with face pinching, and I didn't bother to pinch the face of the unified system when I encountered it later.

Er He: Squeeze your face for three hours, try it out for 1 minute.

However, soon some villains took a screenshot of Leng Siqing's message and forwarded it: I think it's okay.

Su Wei picked one of the retweets and replied to Shangxiang's emoji.

Water friends are below @冷思白SUNNY: Sister Leng, did you see the three fingers that Weiwei raised up? You may not live for three days.

Leng Siqing was at a loss.

What did she do wrong?

I clicked in and took a look, and found that everyone was just posting it for fun, as if they really developed her into a meme.

There are too many "sister Leng's behavior", "sneering remarks", and "death in a cold manner".

Leng Siqing shook her head helplessly and let them go.

She added "pinching face" to "Things Su Wei Likes" and "kiwi fruit" to "Things Su Wei Hates". After updating the LIST, she just went to bed with peace of mind.

In view of the promotion of the keyboard on Saturday, Leng Siqing deliberately spared an afternoon on Friday for hand care.

She is not interested in manicures, but most of the recorded videos show her hands. Out of respect for the audience, Leng Siqing still trims her nails and takes care of her fingers regularly.

Before she went out, she asked Su Wei if they were together, and Su Wei agreed without hesitation.

Su Wei: "I'm just about to put big rhinestones on my nails!"

Leng Siqing has seen rhinestone manicures before, but she really can't compliment this kind of fashion. A fake diamond is pasted on the nails, not to mention the significance, but wouldn't they catch their hair in normal activities?

Su Wei suggested: "How about doing a French manicure?"

Leng Siqing: "No, thank you."

Su Wei: "Good."

Leng Siqing breathed a sigh of relief.

Su Wei: "I'll find time to make one for our kiwi fruit another day."

Leng Siqing: "..."

Who did the surname "kiss" follow?

After Leng Siqing ended the call, she made two appointments and went to the nail salon first.

In the store she frequented, the clerk knew her temperament and never chatted. The two of them sat face to face as if they were practicing closed mantras, finished the nursing process quietly, and bid farewell gracefully.

This time, because Leng Siqing had an appointment with Su Wei, she didn't go directly to the manicure area, but sat in the waiting room area.

She watched the news on her mobile phone for a while, and then heard a sound buzzing like a mosquito in her ear.

"Sister Mochou."

"Sister Mochou?"

"Sister Mochou!"

Leng Siqing couldn't stand the harassment of the stereo surround sound, she raised her head, and a plump woman with a prickly face and thick lips came into view instantly.

It looks very familiar.

Seeing her reaction, the woman raised her voice an octave, high-pitched and thin.

"Sister Mochou is really you, what a coincidence."

"My name is not Mo Chou, but my name is Leng Siqing, you have misunderstood me." After Leng Siqing finished speaking, she wanted to lower her head again.

Wang Lu repeatedly said: "I know your name is Leng Siqing, do you remember me?"

Leng Siqing thought for a moment and said, "You are Su Wei's junior."

Wang Lu pouted: "My name is Wang Lu."

"Hello, Miss Wang," Leng Siqing asked politely, "Is there something wrong?"

Wang Lu: "..."

Wang Lu: "Mochou... Sister Leng, are you attacking indiscriminately?"

She watched Leng Siqing's live broadcast and drew Su Wei as a monkey, and thought they were comrades in the same battle!The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

Leng Siqing was puzzled: "I can't open AOE, how can I attack indiscriminately?"

Wang Lu was dumbfounded: "A, what is AOE?"

Leng Siqing was even more puzzled: "Since you didn't come to me to ask me about the game, why did you mention the attack method?"

Wang Lu clutched her chest and found it difficult to breathe.

She began to admire Su Wei for being able to cooperate with the person in front of her for so long.

Seeing this, Leng Siqing quickly pressed 120, her fingers resting on the dial key.

"Not feeling well? Do you need an ambulance?"

Wang Lu laughed dryly: "I can hold on."

Leng Siqing glanced at the time, Su Wei should be arriving soon, so she asked again patiently.

"Miss Wang, what's the matter?"

Wang Lu realized that she was issuing an order to evict the guest.

"I have a secret about Sister Weiwei." Wang Lu threw out the bait.

Leng Siqing gave her a strange look: "Since it's Su Wei's secret, how do you know?"

Seeing that the fish was hooked, Wang Lu said happily, "I'm her junior. I used to stay in a club and know some inside stories."

Leng Siqing asked: "Does Su Wei know that you know her secret?"

Wang Lu stomped her feet: "Does she know that it has nothing to do with me?"

Leng Siqing said: "Then what does it matter to me if you know her secret?"

Wang Lu: "..."

Dolls are forbidden!

Wang Lu said angrily, "Do you want to know or not!"

Leng Siqing: "I don't want to."

Wang Lu: "I don't want to, how could I not? How can there be people in the world who don't gossip?"

Leng Siqing sized Wang Lu up and down with scrutinizing eyes, her eyes were full of disapproval and disapproval.

Wang Lu felt uncomfortable being watched by her, and said with a guilty conscience, "Speak up if you have something to say."

"Then I'll just say it straight," Leng Siqing said, "As Su Wei's friend, it's not right for you to casually share her secrets with others."

Wang Lu was choked speechless, and said falteringly: "Yeah, it's not a big secret, don't make me sound like a vicious female partner."

Leng Siqing: "Su Wei let you know that she trusts you, and you shouldn't disappoint her trust."

Wang Lu: "Aren't you guys not dealing with it? Why are you helping her speak?"

Leng Siqing frowned: "Who said we won't deal with it?"

Wang Lu felt incredible: "You all painted each other like that, and you haven't broken up yet?!"

Su Wei stepped into the nail salon, but before seeing Leng Siqing, she heard Wang Lu's voice first.

She let out a "Yo" and said, "I said, why is it so lively? It turns out that LULU is here."

Wang Lu thought that Su Wei had been listening to her for a long time, her eyes were red, and she ran out with a "wow".

"Well, you two are pretending to be at odds, but you are actually together!"

Su Wei: "Huh?"

Leng Siqing: "No."

Seeing Wang Lu's familiar running back, Su Wei walked over to Leng Siqing and sat down.

"Isn't it funny, like a cartoon character, she should add a line 'I'll be back'."

Leng Siqing asked: "You have a good relationship?"

Su Wei waved her hand and said, "It's just plastic sisters."

Another new word.

Leng Siqing silently lowered her head.

Su Wei put her hands on the chair, shook her feet, turned her head and asked, "What did you talk about just now?"

Leng Siqing hesitated and shook her head.

"It's nothing."

"Oh?"

Su Wei tilted her body, and half of her weight was on Leng Siqing's shoulders.

"It's tricky!"

The fragrance that made Leng Siqing's heart flutter wafted over all of a sudden, Leng Siqing's face became hot, and she lowered her head even lower.

"It's really nothing, she wanted to tell me a secret...I didn't listen."

Su Wei sat upright, and said casually: "She can have any secrets from me, it's nothing more than the fact that I got burned at the entrance of the village."

Leng Siqing: "Is your head hot?"

Su Wei gestured with her hands in the air: "Hey, it's Sha Matt. Who doesn't have a non-mainstream second stage, you must have been burned too."

Leng Siqing thought about it seriously, and replied sincerely: "I haven't."

Su Wei: "..."

Su Wei slowly raised her hand, as if responding in slow motion, and patted Leng Siqing frame by frame.

Leng Siqing clearly saw those delicate palms land on her shoulders with the wind of palms.

unprecedented impact.

In the blink of an eye, Leng Siqing fell to the cold floor.

Dazed, helpless, pitiful.

Su Wei raised her little finger, covered her lips, and laughed twice.

"Siqing, you really like to joke. Look at you, your reaction is so exaggerated."

Leng Siqing has seen such a smile before, in elementary school drama performances, the poisonous queen played by the head teacher smiled like this when she saw Snow White.

The shop assistants and girls in the store laughed.

"You two have such a good relationship, it's rare to see Miss Leng's mischievous appearance."

Su Wei held her face and looked shy: "Yeah, Siqing just likes to tease me, she's so naughty."

The "naughty" Miss Leng dared not speak.

The author has something to say: Leng Siqing: There is murderous intent.

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Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 2 cat;

Thanks to the little angels who cast the landmines: you, you, lazy quilt, 2 little phoenixes; wife and wife, smiling just for you, big fat big fat duck, Qiu Feng, dream of leaving the city*, no Curly hum~, 1 at [-]:[-];

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