It's not easy being a hostess

After 5 minutes, Leng Siqing understood that it was not Su Wei who was writing, but the water friends in her live broadcast room.

【Master, I invited Lei Gong and Dian Mu to help you get rid of Internet addiction! 】

【Bajie, you want to be a teacher. 】

[No, the second senior brother absolutely can't do it. 】

[Wu Jing still loves me. 】

[After all, Tang Seng's meat is not delicious if it is burnt. 】

【...As a teacher, I will be kind, severe, righteous, and severe with you today! 】

Su Wei looked at the barrage and smiled until her eyebrows were crooked.

She simply put down the eyebrow pencil, rested her chin on her hands, and said with a smile: "It's okay, Master, I'll call Siqing over, and let her turn into a white dragon horse, and carry us to the west."

When Leng Siqing heard her name, she couldn't help but shudder.

In the barrage, it was full of praise.

[If you invite Princess Longsan, you can give Master a spa treatment. 】

[Water, boiled meat? 】

[It's better to borrow the alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun, cook hot pot, and smoke. 】

[Sanwei real fire kebab, take one? 】

[You unfilial people!Net thinking about the teacher's body! 】

【Your bald head is impure. 】

[Monk, is your heart yellow? 】

Su Wei saw the master in the barrage shouting "Wukong, teach these little goblins for me quickly", and she said unconcernedly: "Master, didn't you say that there are so many goblins in the world, tell me to be good and not Murder?"

Tang Sanzang heard this, and immediately shouted: Wukong, since you are so disobedient, don't blame the teacher for being cruel.

The younger brothers and younger sisters in the live broadcast room hurriedly formed a wall with densely chiseled white characters to protect the elder brother.

【Eldest brother, run away, master is about to recite the curse! 】

[Brother Monkey, if you stay in the green hills, you won't have to worry about no firewood. 】

[Warning for receding hairline. 】

But Sanzang intended to make Wukong suffer, but he saw that he was twisting formulas in his hands, and there were words in his mouth.

[Sawadika, Su Wei network card. 】

[Smash Varudo, why dig your ears. 】

[Mommy, Mommy, coax!Seven fairies turned into monkeys! 】

Su Wei cooperated with them and complained: "I'm a flower fairy!"

Leng Siqing never expected that she would become a popular meme in Su Wei's live broadcast room.

There are endless topics in the live broadcast room, even if the anchor does not speak, the barrage can still chat in full swing.

No wonder there are people without makeup who come here to watch the barrage.

Leng Siqing thought that if she had been busy all day, she would feel relaxed and happy when she saw such lively and lovely little girls at night.

At this time, Su Wei picked up the makeup remover cotton, wiped off the crooked eyebrows, and turned off the camera.

"I laughed so hard that I couldn't hold my hands steady, no more makeup, let's continue making villains."

【Are you going to give birth to a little monkey? (°▽°)ノ】

[Do you all think the little monkey is cute? I think it's average, maybe it's because we've been together for a long time. 】

[Please eat peach. 】

[Then here comes the question, should the live broadcast partition be changed, be it the beauty section or the game section? 】

[Of course it's the game area, our cross-border anchor Weiwei is here!Akimbo for a while! 】

Su Wei opened the game, and instead of creating a new character, she logged into Leng Siqing's account.

"Siqing's systematic face, I've endured it for a long time, today, while she's not here, I'll give her the whole face quickly."

Leng Siqing whispered, I'm here.

Su Wei said in a thief-like tone: "Let's hurry up and give her a surprise."

The "dangerous girl" in the live broadcast room immediately created a rhythm storm, thanking the anchor for sending sugar on the spot.

[The account and password have been given = received the real estate certificate. 】

[Yes, thank you. 】

[It is rumored that Sister Leng has an account of 20, it is true or not. 】

[20 for an account, didn't Sister Leng already give Weiwei 40? 】

【Is Sister Leng that rich? By the way, she's actually not that old. 】

[You can earn money by playing games, I think the prize pools for champions now start at one million. 】

【I want to be friends with Sister Leng =L=】

[Being a friend +1, the kind that receives an account. 】

Leng Siqing, who was inexplicably labeled as a "rich woman", was in a very delicate mood. The fans in her own live broadcast room were worried that she would go bankrupt, while the fans next door were desperately trying to gild her body.

Su Wei gave a "hush" and said, "To be friends with her, you must first have the courage to become a Buddha immediately."

Put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately?

Leng Siqing suddenly broke out in sweat, it turned out that she and "death" passed by at that time.

[Give me 40, and I am willing to be Bi Mawen. 】

【You guys are too disrespectful. As a man of integrity, I will definitely use this money to go to Huaguo Mountain for greening and give back to the society. 】

【Then I will find Wu Gang to open a logging camp. 】

【So, is Sister Leng an angel investor now? 23333】

[It's a pity that Sister Leng can't see your speech, otherwise we can make a bidding plan. 】

Leng Siqing thought: I have seen it, and I will not invite bids.

Su Wei entered the Yirong Mall interface, and then searched for Leng Siqing's professional resume photos on the Internet.

"Let's pinch according to Siqing's face... Oh my god, it's too tender. Xiao Siqing is 18 or 19 at this time?"

As soon as the barrage heard, Su Wei immediately asked Su Wei to post a photo.

Su Wei muttered that "public photos" shouldn't matter, and dragged Leng Siqing's resume photo to the upper right corner of the live broadcast screen.

Leng Siqing caught off guard and met herself three years ago. At that time, she didn't like the camera very much. The photographer asked her to smile, but she refused to smile and stared at her fiercely.

I still remember the coach saying at the time that he had never seen such a stubborn child.

The line of sight that pierces through the past seems to be saying, why did you compromise.

Leng Siqing wanted to quit the studio for a second.

The moment the mouse moved, she heard Su Wei's voice.

"It's really amazing that Siqing is working hard to pursue her dream at such a young age. When I was 18 years old, my face was sunburned during military training. I thought I was going to disfigure my face, and I cried so hard that it was dark."

Leng Siqing imagined what Heipi Suwei looked like, and couldn't help but chuckle, she would definitely hide in the room, crying and screaming not to see anyone.

Su Wei poked Xiao Siqing's face in the photo with the mouse as if joking.

"You are great, you have proved your choice with facts."

right?

Leng Siqing heard many voices of praise, but Su Wei's affirmation made her more happy than any other voice.

Su Wei sighed deeply: "If I have a daughter, I hope she is as well-behaved and sensible as Siqing, and can make money."

Leng Siqing's joy suddenly took a turn for the worse, that's unnecessary, she doesn't lack a mother.

Su Wei rolled up her sleeves and cheered up: "Okay, let's get down to business and try to finish pinching our faces before 11 o'clock."

When Leng Siqing heard the words, she subconsciously wanted to adjust the playback speed, but unfortunately found that the live broadcast could not be fast forwarded.

Su Wei's makeup in the game is more than ten times slower than in reality, because it is very troublesome to apply makeup on the face and then change it. It is different in the game. She can try every color.

In fact, she did too.

Leng Siqing was fortunate enough to see the rainbow version of herself.

Red hair, green eyes, purple lips, dark skin...

Leng Siqing made a conclusion in her heart: Su Wei is still angry.

[My favorite human-making link is here~]

[Suddenly, there is a feeling of being a godmother, hehehe. 】

【Weiwei and Sister Leng's child, cover your mouth and laugh. 】

[Thinking that Sister Leng is younger than Weiwei, it will be even better. 】

[What's going on with you women, they are obviously the children of me and VV sauce! 】

[Admit it, you can tell by looking at the face that the child belongs to Lao Leng's family next door. 】

[Love is a ray of light, green makes me panic T_T]

Leng Siqing rubbed her nose, she changed from "daughter" to "mother" all of a sudden, she was really not used to it.

And Su Wei had had enough fun, and finally began to formally pinch people. According to the photos, she first adjusted the bones of the face.

The barrage praised her for being amazing, and she could pinch her profile just by looking at the frontal photos.

Su Wei said shyly: "No, actually, I have dozens of 360-degree photos of Siqing in my phone."

[Dozens of them!You said, do you have some shady relationship in private! 】

[I don't even have two photos of my boyfriend in my phone. 】

[It turns out that I am the first, third, person, huh! 】

No, Leng Siqing has reason to suspect that Su Wei lied about the data. With her blood, sweat and tears, she took at least a hundred photos.

An hour later, Su Wei stretched herself.

"Let's roughly stop here today, and adjust it tomorrow."

Leng Siqing: Roughly?tomorrow? ? ?

Su Wei yawned, said good night to the audience in the live broadcast room, and then exited the mall.

The accident happened in the next second.

Su Wei seemed to have experienced a ghost story.

"How did my daughter become like a flower?!"

Why is the pinched face so ugly when installed in the game? !

That-that-that-that-so ugly!

[True, too real. 】

[So, Weiwei, you have never been in the game, have you been pinching people? 】

[This shows how important light and filters are for makeup. 】

Su Wei: "Give me the oxygen machine, I'm going to suffocate!"

Because her cry was too tragic, Leng Siqing couldn't help but leave a message to comfort her.

—I look fine.

However, Leng Siqing forgot to cut the trumpet, and the sharp-eyed little friend immediately caught her.

[Report to Weiwei, Sister Leng said it's okay. 】

[It's over, after "OK", a new type of strategic strike weapon "okay" appeared. 】

[VV, let's stay at home honestly, don't go out to play. 】

[Wait, has Miss Leng been watching Weiwei's live broadcast? 】

【What is a good day today? Is the official announcement of the crisis? 】

[The date of the official announcement is the time of the divorce, Weiwei, you are so dumb, you can't live with a different aesthetic. 】

[Here it is, mother fan! 】

Su Wei was not very surprised to see Leng Siqing's message. After all, she was watching Leng Siqing's last live broadcast, but she didn't appear in the live broadcast room.

If you say it, the friends in the live broadcast room will not believe it. The goddess of e-sports made a special trip to the live broadcast room of the beauty blogger to learn live broadcast techniques.

Su Wei found an excuse to prevaricate: "I'm using Siqing's account, she wants to go online to play games, so come here to see if I'm done."

Uh... Leng Siqing glanced at the maintenance announcement at the top of the game interface.

——This game will undergo routine maintenance in half an hour, and all regional servers will be suspended at that time, please pay attention to——

The scary thing is that the audience in the live broadcast room actually believed it.

[Soga, let me tell you, why does Sister Leng pay attention to pinching her face. 】

[The masters like them are all face-blind. 】

[Sister Leng goes online, the absolute first thing is to block all characters, leaving only blood. 】

[Ten steps to kill a person, a thousand miles will not stay. 】

【White Dragon Horse, send you to the west~】

Leng Siqing also gained a strange insight.

It turns out that there are really people who, watching the live broadcast of the game, can watch face pinching for three hours with relish.

Su Wei said in a sad tone: "The child's plastic surgery failed, it's better to go back to the furnace and rebuild."

Leng Siqing:?

Su Wei: "Since there is no hope of becoming a fairy, let her be a happy little monkey!"

Leng Siqing:? ?

Su Wei: "From today on, you will be called Kiwi."

Leng Siqing:? ? ?

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