Transformation of Rebirth

After Han Tingting came back, life didn't change much for the adults, it was just that there was another big child in the family and an extra mouth to eat, but for the two children Zheng Haiyang and Han Yi, it had another meaning .

Han Tingting is like a big kid, a big kid living a particularly wanton and arrogant way, while Zheng Haiyang feels that her life is more like a "modern person" - every day Zheng Haiyang takes Han Yi to dance on the balcony, The high school opposite started to play music for the entire team or the principal started to speak under the national flag. Han Tingting opened the door and walked out of the room with a slipper on her head and a bird's nest on her head. It seemed that she was still asleep.

People nestled on the sofa, sat there with their heads down and closed their eyes and squinted for 10 minutes. They would only open their eyes when they were completely frozen awake. After finishing the work, it was almost past ten o'clock, and it was also when Chen Lingling came back from the store to buy vegetables for lunch.

Chen Lingling went to the kitchen to cook, and Han Tingting was very energetic after cleaning up. Sometimes she went out for a walk, and sometimes she read a book at home. Zheng Haiyang glanced at it and found that the books were all in English without exception. famous book.

Zheng Haiyang is a little wary of Han Tingting because of Han Yi's relationship, for fear that she will rob him of the child again if she "goes crazy", but he doesn't hate this girl, on the contrary, he admires her very much. He heard from his mother that Han Tingting went abroad in her early years. Han Zhijun took the money by himself, but this younger sister is really competitive abroad. When she went abroad, she was still in the mid-80s, and there were hardly any Asian faces abroad. She was a teenage girl who had to learn English, go to school and work part-time. There are scholarships for college.

In this era of black and white pictures, she is like a completely different color. Zheng Haiyang feels that this girl must have an extraordinary future.

However, no matter how unusual the future is, it can't change the fact that Han Tingting has no job and no money to make money, but Han Zhijun and Chen Lingling don't seem to be in a hurry at all. It seems that I am not in a hurry at all. I go out for a walk at a fixed time every day and come back, eat, drink, sleep, read books, watch TV and play with my two children. I live a very comfortable life.

When Cheng Baoli had free time, she asked Chen Lingling: "Isn't Tingting going out to work? Doesn't she have a date? Will she be 22 this year?"

Chen Lingling said: "She said she was not in a hurry, wait a minute, I asked her about the object, and she said that she had a friend abroad, and she was white."

Cheng Baoli opened her mouth wide, feeling very strange: "White people? Americans? Do you have a U.S. household registration?"

Chen Lingling burst out laughing: "Yeah, she said she was an American, and her brother and I were not allowed to ask more questions, saying that people in their early twenties are not used to get married, and that no one in foreign countries gets married at such a young age. They're all in school."

Cheng Baoli said "Oh". She graduated from junior high school and has no education, so she especially admires people who can go to college. People like Han Tingting who have studied abroad make her feel that she has no right to speak. She wants to study abroad. The idea of ​​a university is really extraordinary.

Han Tingting is really not in a hurry. Every day when she is free, she will take the two children to the room to teach English pronunciation and roll their tongues.Poor Han Xiaobao couldn't speak very well. He was only two years old, but he was urged by two "tutors" Zheng Haiyang and Han Tingting to learn this and that.

In the past, no one had time to take care of the children, and no one discovered that Han Yi knew how to read and could do arithmetic problems. Now when Han Tingting came back, she suddenly found that little Douding, who was a little older, could do arithmetic problems within ten! !

Han Tingting: "!!"

She felt it was unbelievable, hugged Han Yi with staring eyes, and said: "Little child prodigy?! Could it be born with it? Xiao Yiyi, don't scare me, I am a firm materialist. Go to worship Bodhisattva!!"

Zheng Haiyang: "..." Come on, he recently taught Han Yi the multiplication table.

There is no airtight wall in the world, and there is no airtight mouth. Besides, Han Yi, a little guy who yelled "brother, brother" all day long, was easily tricked by Han Tingting, saying that his brother taught him.

Han Tingting put Han Yi aside, and brought Zheng Haiyang up to her eyes like a chicken, "Zheng Dabao, let the teacher explain, are you a Wenqu star who came down to benefit mankind?"

Zheng Haiyang: "..." Don't follow my dad, they call me Dabao! !It's awful! !

Zheng Haiyang shouted wildly in his heart, pretending not to understand with a naive baby face on his face, Han Tingting said: "Dabao, what is one plus one equal?"

Zheng Haiyang didn't say a word, he rolled his eyes and looked left and right, pretending not to understand what "one plus one" is.

Han Tingting: "Two plus two?"

Keep silent.

"Three plus five?"

Still silent.

Han Tingting said very quickly: "The day of hoeing is noon."

Zheng Haiyang wanted to kneel to her in his heart. This girl is really indomitable. Just as she was thinking this way, a little friend Han next to her grabbed her cuff and said each word with a long ending: "Sweat dripping down Soil~, who knows that the food on the plate~, every grain is hard work~."

Han Tingting looked back at Zheng Haiyang, put the child down again, raised her eyebrows, and showed a look of "I understand", as if she had seen through Zheng Haiyang's little secret, "I understand, Dabao! You must be because You're five years old and no one sent you to school, so you're so angry that you secretly taught yourself, right? It's so pitiful, you can't go to school when you're five years old, and the adults in the family are crazy about making money. From now on, you and Xiaobao will be The two eldest in our family are illiterate. But it doesn’t matter, when the time comes, there will definitely be more money in the family for you two, big and small, to squander. It doesn’t matter if you go to school or not.”

Zheng Haiyang: "..."

Of course, it is impossible for Han Tingting to discover the little secret of Zheng Haiyang's rebirth. Not only will no one find out, everyone will only think that Zheng Haiyang is born with a high IQ.

Although Han Tingting said that it was okay not to go to school, she actually found that no one in the family cared about the education of the two children. She and Chen Lingling mentioned sending the two children to kindergarten, but the adults always said they were too busy. After a while, they sent them. , but it has been a month since she came back, and no one has taken the initiative to mention it. It seems that Zheng Haiyang has to wait until Zheng Haiyang is seven years old before anyone will remember to send him to primary school.

Seeing that the family is making money and forgetting about the two children, Han Tingting simply teaches by herself, and speaks a few words of English for the children to follow when she has time. Of course, Zheng Haiyang, who is born again, can learn it as soon as possible, and Han Yi stutters, but anyway It doesn't matter how fast you learn when you are young, as long as you have learned basic pronunciation and simple vocabulary.

Zheng Haiyang felt that Han Tingting didn't want to go out to work, but he probably couldn't find a suitable one. These days, college graduates are all assigned jobs. It's worse than the office of a state-owned factory, and better than the party and government departments. A few days ago, he heard Han Zhijun talk about assignments. Wherever she went, she obviously didn't want to go.

After thinking about it, Zheng Haiyang felt that this was indeed the case. If she were Chen Tingting, who was arrogant and highly educated in her early twenties, she would not be willing to obey the assignment and go to a place to work honestly and steadily for a lifetime.

Birds fly high in the sky, Han Tingting is not a sparrow, let alone a peacock, she should be able to fly very high.

Zheng Haiyang observed carefully for a while, and felt that Han Tingting really had such thoughts, so he thought about "Avon" again. Before, he looked for opportunities to let his mother and Chen Lingling make cosmetics, but the world of the two women is now being ruled out. The fried chicken is trapped, but it becomes a frog in the bottom of the well, unable to see the world outside the fried chicken.

But how to make Chen Tingting notice "Avon" and cosmetics?Zheng Haiyang pondered for several days, and finally his eyes fell on Han Yi who was playing with toys, showing a treacherous "hihihihihihi" smile.

Early the next morning, the adults had a meal to make money. Han Tingting lived a life of going to bed late and waking up late. Zheng Haiyang took Han Yi and sneaked open the door of his parents' room. They ran to the dressing table together.

Han stood innocently, trusting and relying on his brother Yangyang; Zheng Haiyang reached out and picked up a golden tube from the dressing table, pulled off the outer cover, turned the tube to reveal a bright red lipstick.

He pressed Han Yi's forehead with one hand, pushed away the hair in front of his forehead, revealing his smooth forehead, squeezed his lipstick in the other hand, and looked at Han Yi's expression like a butcher who slaughtered a pig: "Don't move, brother! You put on makeup."

Han Yi blinked, the whole world was full of innocence, and then, the lipstick was pressed on the center of his eyebrows, crushed, and a "cute" big red dot was drawn between the eyebrows.

Zheng Haiyang pushed Han Yi towards the mirror, and said: "Look, you are beautiful! My brother will make up for you, and draw a beautiful woman." Then he went to get the rouge powder puff on the dressing table, and puffed two puffs on Han Yi's cheeks. There are red circles, and then the mouth is painted bright red with lipstick like coloring.

After finishing the work, Zheng Haiyang also found a fucking headband from the drawer and put it on Han Yi, and tied the hair on his forehead to his head to reveal his whole face after makeup.

There is a big full-length mirror at home. After painting, Zheng Haiyang pushed Han Yi to the mirror, put one hand on his shoulder, stood behind him and said earnestly: "Look! How beautiful my brother painted you!" Seeing in the mirror, Han Yi was giggling at Zheng Haiyang with a big red monkey buttocks and jealous lips.

After Han Tingting woke up, she saw Han Yi who had finished her makeup and was about to laugh like crazy, rolling all over the sofa, "Oh, I laughed so hard, Dabao, you are so bad, you have a face yourself, why don't you paint on your own face?! "

Zheng Haiyang: "Is Auntie pretty?"

Han Tingting nodded while wiping her tears: "It's so beautiful! It's so beautiful!"

Han was very happy when he was praised for his good looks. He didn't understand that his face had become a monkey's butt at the moment. He went to kiss Zheng Haiyang and kissed him on the face. Han Tingting pointed at Zheng Haiyang's face, lying on the sofa covering her stomach and laughing: "Two monkey butts!!"

Han Tingting woke up completely after laughing, scratched her messy short hair, raised her hand to Zheng Haiyang and said, "Did you draw it with your mother's lipstick? What brand of lipstick? Show me."

Zheng Haiyang thought that there was a joke, and rushed back to the room to take out all her mother's cosmetics and skin care products, and sent them to Han Tingting. Han Tingting picked them up and looked at them: "Ah, Avon? I didn't expect Avon to be sold in our country now." .”

Zheng Haiyang's little ghost said: "Auntie, do you sell it abroad?"

Han Tingting: "Of course there are, but there are many, all kinds of brands, and lipsticks in more than a dozen colors." While looking at the small jar in her hand, she said with emotion: "I didn't expect there to be Avon."

Zheng Haiyang said: "Auntie came to the house before, and this is what she took. Mom and auntie bought a lot."

Han Tingting smiled: "Of course, all women like to look beautiful and want to wear makeup. Yangyang's daughter-in-law will definitely like to wear makeup too." When she said this, she suddenly paused, as if she had thought of something.

On the other hand, Zheng Haiyang observed that Han Tingting's eyes suddenly changed after that sentence.

That day Han Tingting went out as usual, she was in a hurry when she left, but she didn't come back on time.Zheng Haiyang poured hot water to wash Han Yi's face, and washed the face of a big tabby cat white and clean. The hot water in the basin was completely washed, and while washing, he muttered to himself: "It would be great if I were a girl, I will raise it up." Wear beautiful clothes and make up to be a great beauty, buy bags, luxury cars, buy a big house, marry and return home, it is still fat and water does not leave outsiders; after raising a big brat, why not buy bags, houses and cars for others, think about it What a shame."

Han Yi stood, his face was steaming, after wiping it off, he was a perfect porcelain doll face again, and the lipstick was also wiped off, he raised his hand and touched his lips with his finger, looked down and found that there was no red color on his finger So he looked at his brother with a slightly worried look and said, "Brother, it's gone."

Zheng Haiyang: "Well, if there is no one, there will be no more."

Han Yi: "What is fat water?"

I didn't expect the child's ears to be so sharp, and he heard it, so he explained: "Fat Shui is a person."

Han Yi: "Brother?"

Zheng Haiyang simply said: "Almost, my brother is also considered fat water."