There is a kind of throwing soap and a kind of confession

As this reply was posted, the whole screen mourned, and the pink bubbles turned into candles.

A little bit of wax for Weibo big V Sun Wu who has tens of millions of fans.

These two questions and answers were synchronized on Weibo within 3 minutes, and the forwarding had already come.

one……

two……

three……

Aite circles everywhere, what do you mean, Chi Feitian frowned and counted, because he didn't understand the mechanism of Weibo, he could only read one by one.

A group of lunatics in the author group can no longer be closed in the mental hospital, and they are all crazy, and they all jumped out at this moment.

@日更十万码字机: Hahahahaha Brother Shui must be a handsome dog!Laughing dizzy in the toilet!

@三胖码评话重得手泪0/30000: Kneel down for Xiao Shuiye's EQ!It is said that I have been locked in a small black room for a whole day and cannot keep up with the pace of the times. Who will explain to me what is going on with this local tyrant named Sun Wuse?

The fish pond of @途道北人家's house: How big is the water? 23333333!You and I are perfect match, he is a handsome dog with double eyelids!All natural, uncut!

@六神: Someone confessed to Da Da, so sad QAQ Chi Feitian: "..."

Chi Feitian quickly opened the Penguin, clicked on the profile picture of a primary school student, and asked: Didn't you go to see the Teletubbies?

The primary school student immediately popped up an automatic reply: [Automatic reply] I'm so stupid, I'm so stupid, I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo out remind)

Chi Feitian: "..."

The avatars of the author group flickered wildly, and Chi Feitian opened it.

Edit: Everyone has the ability to spit out the update in advance before jumping! ! ! !

The fish pond of the domineering president's house: Hahahaha, I laughed so hard, and Shui also, you are so cute, you are so cute, you are so jealous, and you even replied to me!

The codeword machine that is about to end: What's the situation?

Edit: ＿(:з"∠)＿ Does anyone care about me! ! ! ! !

The fishpond of the domineering president’s house: Hahahaha, this is enough to make me laugh for a year (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!

edit:……

Chi Feitian: "..."

Chi Feitian switched to the Weibo interface again, and glanced at the comments.

It was discovered that Sun Wuse actually reposted and replied to Yutang, the deep well ice, in a serious manner.

@孙悟色: Don’t rob people from me//@Overbearing President’s Fish Pond: How big is the water? 23333333!You and I are perfect match, he is a handsome dog with double eyelids!All natural, uncut!

A crowd of fans below screamed.

@给大圣生monkey zero zero one: yooyooyooyooyooooooooo! ! !

@给大圣生猴子[-]号: Po coach blows up! ! !

@给大圣生猴子[-]号: Are these five words poisonous?What happened to my sudden weakness?

Chi Feitian: "..."

The fish pond of @途途北京家家的鱼堂: No!No!I'm going to grab it!The one who is close to the water is the first to get the moon, and Xiao Shuishui and Xiao Shuishui have long been good friends!Xiao Shui Shui, answer me!Xiao Shui Shui, you!look!I!one!Eye!There is no water in the fish pond! ! //@孙悟色: Don't rob me of others. Chi Feitian: "..." This one is afraid that the world will not be chaotic.

Fans all expressed that it was so boring when you guys were tearing it up, and they closed it after watching it only [-] times, wow, keep going, keep going!

Sun Wuse no longer cares about the fish pond, and continues to tirelessly confess his love on Weibo: @孙武色: #表白三天# Da Da, give me Huaguoshan! @巧点作家-Shui Ye elementary school students continued to jump below, posting several comments under Chi Feitian's Weibo: Don't care about others, I'll give you a mountain of flowers and fruits!I come!

Chi Feitian: "..."

The overbearing president's fish pond returned to the group, and continued to laugh wildly: Shui Ye, if you and this monkey get married, wouldn't he become a bitch, of course, the prerequisite is that you are on it.

The codeword machine that is about to be completed: Hahahahahahahaha, don't talk about it, I burst out laughing.

Shui Ye: ... You haven't finished moving the bricks in the big pond yet?

The domineering president's fish pond is a sidekick. He occasionally writes some pornography, and he is familiar with the jokes of pornography. He enjoys himself very much.

The fish pond of the domineering president's house: what kind of bricks to move, this is enough for me to laugh all day long!You are not as good at fighting as me, so why don't you just be my gay friend, I would rather demolish a marriage than demolish a temple!

Shui Ye: That's fine, I still have a vacant seat in the Bronze Federation.

The fish pond of the domineering president's house: ... Fuck, do you want me to sell my kidney?

Shui Ye: Damn, are you so poor?

The fish pond of the domineering president's house: ... What do you think of the brick mover?

Shui Ye: Goodbye too late to say goodbye.

The fish pond of the domineering president's house: ...

Chi Feitian turned back to the private message interface with Sun Wuse.

He had some idea in his mind that this Sun Wuse might be an alumnus of Jincheng No. [-] Middle School back then, so he didn't necessarily know that he was Chi Feitian.However, there were so many people who had a crush on him back then, how could he remember that there was such a number one person as Sun Wuse?

What's more, there is still a network cable, and no one knows the other party's true face.

Chi Feitian resisted the urge to withdraw the money secretly, gritted his teeth and returned the 520 million to the other party's account.

According to the plot, he had to resist a bit, wouldn't it appear that he had no backbone if he just accepted the money? !

As for the Gold Alliance and the Silver Alliance rewarded by Sun Wuse, there is no need to pay them back. One is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer, not to mention that half of the money has gone into Qidian. ?

Sun Wuse quickly sent a private message: Da Da, what do you mean? ! ! !

Chi Feitian: Those who are ambitious will not drink water from stolen springs, and those who are honest will not be eaten by cheap ones, do you understand?

Sun Wuse: ...you are so educated! [shy]

Chi Feitian: Shut up.

Sun Wuse: >/////<Big Daddy, you are so domineering and cool, I think I will completely empathize with you [shame answer]...

Chi Feitian: ...

Both of them are me, please don't fall in love with me!

Chi Feitian crossed his legs on the table, and arrogantly typed with one finger: Don't care about like stone monkeys like you.

Sun Wuse: Great, I was joking before [shy answer], I just read your article and wanted to make friends, I think a protagonist in your article is quite similar to the person I had a crush on when I was young ( */ω＼*).

Chi Feitian: ...

Can this be seen? !I read less and you don't like me!

Chi Feitian seriously reflected on his own writing. Although he wrote it carelessly, the protagonist did act according to his own way of thinking.

Having said that, I can't help but analyze myself in depth.

Chi Feitian felt narcissistically that in addition to having a fairly good skin, he also had a very good personality. After chasing Song Guifan for so many years, he was never discouraged.Mother Chi often said that if he could put all his energy into his studies, he would probably be a Nobel Prize winner by now.The temper is also considered gentle...never fussing with others, but also very generous, always rushing to pay the bill...

Where can I find such a good man now!

The more Chi Feitian thought about it, the more he felt that the breakup was Song Guifan's loss, and he couldn't help but raise his eyebrows, and became cheerful.

Sun Wuse said again: The person I have a crush on, he often gives up halfway in doing things.

Sun Wuse: Bad grades, lazy in class.

Sun Wuse: I have a bad temper.

Sun Wuse: He is petty and calculating.

Chi Feitian: "..."

Chi Feitian was furious, mother, are these bad attributes you mentioned really the same person as me?Could it be that he had a crush on the wrong person while sleepwalking?Are you fucking black?

Chi Feitian typed a line of words: Hehe.

Sun Wuse said again: But I just like him like this >/////<... Chi Feitian was hit knowingly by this sudden sentence, his fingers softened, and he sent a rose over.

[Rose]

Sun Wuse: ...

Chi Feitian: ...

Closer to home, this person knows him so well, even if he is not in his own class, at least he is in the thirteenth class next door.The two classes are connected together, and the students in the two classes in the corridor after class often mingle together, and the two classes often hold any entertainment activities together, so there is a very high possibility that Sun Wuse is from these two classes.

Chi Feitian touched his chin. He tried to imagine that there was a person secretly looking at him from the corner of his eye every day, secretly planning to get close to him when changing seats, and even squeezed towards him at all costs when taking pictures... Maybe he even secretly took pictures of himself up!

and many more!

Isn't this what I did to Song Guifan? ? ! ! !

It's scary just thinking about it, okay? !

Sun Wuse said again: Tomorrow's reunion of Class [-] and Class [-], I don't know if he will go.

Chi Feitian: ...

Fuck, if you know about tomorrow's class reunion, it must be someone from these two classes.

Chi Feitian quickly climbed to Sun Wuse's Weibo homepage and glanced at it.

I don’t know, I’m scared.

The gender in the data is shown as male.

……

Chi Feitian was so frightened that his hands shook and he knocked off the cup.

Chi Feitian couldn't help but shudder when he thought that there was a man in his class who had secretly loved him secretly for many years.

who is it?

The balding Wang Yang?Serious Li Kai?A fat man with a yellow accent?

Chi Feitian was in a bad mood, and the mouse was so frightened that it shattered.

Think carefully and be afraid [candle]

Chi Feitian tentatively asked: Does the person you have a crush on know you?

Sun Wuse: Nonsense, since it's a secret love, of course he doesn't know me.

What kind of logic is this? ?Also, dare to talk nonsense to me, is this the attitude that a fan of the brain should have?

Chi Feitian was a little upset.

But since he said that, he must have never confessed, and he has no plans to confess in the future.

Chi Feitian was a little relieved.

Sun Wuse seemed to realize that his attitude was wrong, and immediately acted like a baby: Awwow, sorry, big _(:з"∠)_I accidentally typed wrong just now, I didn’t mean to hurt you... [Shame answer]

Chi Feitian keenly felt that something was wrong, but for a while he couldn't tell what was wrong.

Sun Wuse: Daddy, you are not angry, you are so open-minded, you will definitely not be angry hahahaha [shame answer] (*/ω╲*)

Sun Wuse: Daddy, are you jealous? Don't worry, when I get married to the male god I have a crush on, I will definitely invite you >///< to let you be the best man.

Chi Feitian: ...

are you crazy!

He doesn't know how to separate himself, how could he be the groom and the best man at the same time?

No, that's not the point.

Who wants to marry you a dead monkey!

Speaking of which, he was really invited to a class reunion tomorrow. A few days ago, elementary school students asked him to meet him at Jincheng Playground. At the party, I didn't expect what to say, and the squad leader made a series of fatal calls to the store.

He hadn't attended class reunions for several years in a row, and this time he naturally refused.

Unexpectedly, entertainment committee member Yang Hualu and squad leader Li Kai found the address of his shop...

So here comes the question, he disappeared for so many years, how did these two people find him, are they dogs?

There are not many customers at night, the nympho girls who were in love during the day have already left, the moving company next door is no longer jingling, and the restaurant is about to close.

Chi Feitian sat down face to face with Yang Hualu and Li Kai, quite confrontational.

The author has something to say: Primary school students’ automatic reply translation: a touch of loneliness, a touch of sorrow, in a touch of afternoon, I have a girlfriend, and I have other brain-dead fans, sad ing kills Matt, everyone ignore it ~ Acting It's about to play a full set!