There is a kind of throwing soap and a kind of confession

Chi Feitian was roaring in his heart. He went to his cousin's school to pick up that kid from school. When he walked out of the school gate, he saw a lot of balls holding hands and kissing his mouth.

Eggy Empress is so mature now, please accept his worship, please? !

If he had the skills of picking up girls like a kid back then, he wouldn't have been dating Song Guifan for five years and haven't picked up girls yet!In the end, I finally got my hands on it, and three years later, I was still fighting, and I had nothing left.

The elementary school student asked strangely again: Da Da, why don't you speak?Always ignoring me, so sad... [Crayon Shin-chan Twisted Butt Picture]

Chi Feitian tapped the keyboard loudly, and typed two words out of righteous indignation: I have it!

Elementary school student: Girl friend?

Chi Feitian: Yes, who said I didn't?Your family has seven girlfriends a week, and I change them every day, one is prettier than the other, the one on Monday is beautiful and moving, the one on Tuesday is virtuous and artistic, the one on Wednesday...

Elementary school students: It is immoral to deceive children ＿(:з"∠)＿[Crayon Shin-chan twisted ass picture]

Chi Feitian: ...

Elementary school student: There is no picture to say a Jaguar [Crayon Shin-chan twisted butt picture]

Chi Feitian: Where did you learn the swear words?

Elementary school student: Now all the queens of Dandan have collectively signed up for tutoring to swear at people and pick up girls. Don't you know? [Crayon Shinchan twisted ass pictures]

Chi Feitian: ...

Elementary school student: Sorry, I was so wrong! ('ε‵") But big, we are already so familiar, so don't lie, it's not a shame if you don't have girls chasing after you, it's enough for you to have a fan of me >///<No girls Chase……

pick up girls...

shame...

Chi Feitian stared at these words, feeling that he had to light a candle for himself alone and coldly.

[candle] [candle] [candle] [candle] [candle]

Could it be that the magician temperament that he exudes from being single for n years and masturbating to death has already spread to the other side of the screen...

Do not……

He felt that he could still save it again!

Chi Feitian quickly found the blind date information that Chi's mother sent him last time from the phone records.

White collar, slender figure, oval face, [-] points.

This girl's name is Tang Qin. She is a master's student who came back from abroad. She is a bit older, but she looks very beautiful, and she is definitely the kind that can be sold.

Last time Chi Feitian turned off his phone without even looking at it. Now that he looked at it again, he was stunned. So beautiful, do you need a blind date?

Chi Feitian quickly put a cute daisy on Tang Qin's head in the photo.

Chi Feitian: [Picture] Look, how about it, isn't Mrs. beautiful?

Because Chi Feitian often teaches primary school students to do their homework, the primary school students often call him master.

The primary school student was silent for a few seconds, and then the penguin flickered wildly.

Elementary school student: Ugly.

Pupils: Thick legs.

Elementary school student: Flat chest!

Elementary school student: Bucket waist! !

Elementary school student: Da Da, you have no taste! ! !

Chi Feitian: ...you are such a little brat, what do you know? !I just like those with thick legs and flat waist!

Primary school student: Hehe, it sounds like someone with thick legs and a flat waist can fall in love with you!

Chi Feitian: ...

Elementary school student: Look at the clothes she wears, they look like bamboo hats, do you think they are very popular?

Elementary school student: You see, she was bitten by a mosquito on her leg. She has a blood type that attracts insects. Don’t you hate flying insects?

Chi Feitian: "..."

The primary school student instantly turned on the taunting mode, and Chi Feitian's mind was galloping with ten thousand muddy horses, what's going on with this little bastard? !

Elementary school student: Daddy, you have the ability to fall in love and have the ability to take down that daisy, let me see what my teacher's mother looks like!

Chi Feitian: Did you fucking finish your homework?

Elementary school student: You say a Jaguar without a straight face [twisting buttocks]

Chi Feitian: How the hell are you?

Elementary school student: You say a Jaguar without a straight face [twisting buttocks]

Chi Feitian: How the hell do you know I hate bugs?

Elementary school student: You don’t have a straight face... (⊙o⊙)... Daddy, you said it in a chat...

Chi Feitian: Me!Indeed!Certainly!I!without!have!explain!Pass!

Primary school student: ... I'm sorry, I'm going to watch the TV series at four o'clock, does SpongeBob know?I love that little purple gay guy in there.

Chi Feitian: ...

Chi Feitian: ...

Chi Feitian: ...

Chi Feitian turned off the Penguin with a confused face, and glanced at Sun Wuse by the way, but there was still no movement from the other party.

And there are a lot of readers under my own article, all of them came from Weibo, most of them just join in the fun, frantically jumping under the comments, only a few read Chi Feitian's article seriously, and Some comments were made.

Originally Sun Wuse smashed the Gold League and the Silver League so that his points suddenly rose to eighth on the Qidian.com, and now there are so many comments that his points for this article seem to have been wiped out. Cengceng is going up, and there is a faint trend of rushing to the top three of Qidian...

The exposure rate increased greatly all of a sudden, and the number of clicks was like riding a rocket and running directly to the moon.

Is this really not going to be reported...

Chi Feitian in front of the computer lit a cigarette, and frowned sadly...

As the number of readers increases, there will be more critics. Apart from meaningless abuse, the most common ones are shouting with tears streaming down their faces: Where is the heroine?What about the heroine?What about the heroine? ! !

Although the writing is not good, it is not necessarily related to the Chinese performance in middle school.But Chi Feitian's Chinese is really not good, not only bad, but also rotted into the garbage truck. The composition in high school is often used by the teacher as a negative teaching material-no real feelings!Deal with it!Vocabulary is extremely scarce!

The extreme lack of vocabulary is fully reflected in Chi Feitian's article.

In his fighting scenes, bad guys and good guys punch each other, and the villain protagonist kicks each other. Is there not enough words?Well, repeat three times in slow motion with the left and right hands.

His love scene, without a heroine, where did the love scene come from? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻His environment description...no.

It's just such an article that I can't get on the stage with my own YY, and it suddenly jumps to the top three on a website with a huge traffic like [-] o'clock...

If you think about it, you know it's a lot of tricks.

Chi Feitian couldn't help but want to light a candle for himself.

He started writing essays three years ago. When he first started writing, he held a breath in his heart and had nowhere to vent. He wrote hundreds of words every month, typing on the computer with his stiff fingers, deleting and writing again.

At that time, he had just broken up with Song Guifan, and he was a little depressed. Chi Ma was so anxious that he almost took him to the depression doctor.

At that time, he welcomed his first reader—Liu Shen.

Liushen is a primary school student.

The elementary school student is a chatterbox, so he got the Penguin from him by stalking him, and then sent him a lot of nonsense every day from time to time, sometimes it was a few jokes, sometimes it was a haphazard greeting, and more often It's about how many buns he ate today, and how many old ladies he helped to cross the road on the way.

The elementary school student is still a funny guy, jumping up and down all day, dangling in front of Chi Feitian, talking to himself, it doesn't matter if he doesn't get ignored by his beloved, he is very happy alone.

The elementary school student is still a scumbag, there are always questions that he can't do, or the kind of particularly mentally retarded ones, and they send them one after another, begging for the use of various moves, and begging Chi Feitian to answer him.

At first Chi Feitian didn't bother to deal with this little idiot, but later he thought he was cute and cute. Later, the two became quite familiar with each other.

It took almost two years for Chi Feitian to slowly walk out of the shadows.

The elementary school students stayed with him for two years.

Chi Feitian's business is getting better and better.

The elementary school students stayed with him for another year.

It's the third year now.

That's why Chi Feitian tolerated him indefinitely.

But this guy has been getting more and more sick lately, maybe it's because Shamat's non-mainstream middle and second period has arrived, and he can't play happily anymore!

There are many comments on building buildings under Shui Yewen, and one of them is very eye-catching, almost covering more than 100 floors.

Qidian.com has a rule that after the Golden League and the Silver League give rewards, they can choose to ask two questions to the author.

Of course, the author can also choose not to answer, but the annoying little goblin who stands short will keep blinking——

At this moment, at the top of Chi Feitian's screen, there were two stations blinking non-stop.

Twinkling and twinkling, Chi Feitian of Virgo expressed that he couldn't tolerate it.

At the same time, Sun Wuse, who is the Gold Federation and the Silver Federation, also raised two big questions to the water. If you think about it with your toes, you can see how sensational it is. Sun Wuse, the big V on Weibo, has become a fan. The boiling water in the pot rushed over to watch the building, clapped their hands and cheered, and excitedly called it "the confession of the century"——

The so-called "confession of the century" is nothing more than these two issues.

Sun Wuse of the Golden Alliance asked the author Shui Ye: Daddy, do you know what day next Friday is?

next Friday?Chi Feitian stroked his chin, flipped through the phone calendar, oh, Valentine's Day, isn't it just Valentine's Day, what's so good about it.

Water also: know.

Sun Wuse of the Silver Confederation asked the author Shui Ye: Daddy, Valentine's Day is here, are you alone?

It's none of his business when Valentine's Day comes!

It’s been three years since Valentine’s Day!

Chi Feitian replied angrily: Can I still become a dog?

As this reply was posted, the whole screen mourned, and the pink bubbles turned into candles.

A little bit of wax for Weibo big V Sun Wu who has tens of millions of fans.