First mate is not easy

With Dill's gun "lovingly" against his head, Lando signed a contract that he privately named "If you want to live in your lifetime, you can't be seen by Raymond".

Rando watched as Dill put away his gun, carefully rolled up the copy of the deed of sale, stuffed it into a delicate bamboo tube, and tied the bamboo tube to an unknown bird creature with strong wings. On the lap, after a few minutes, Dill released the bird - Lando, who was already untied, leaned over and watched the beautiful bird disappear into a black spot in Tianji's arms, and curiously asked the blond young man beside him: "Who is this for Xiaoniao to bring the contract of sale to?"

Dill: "Raymond."

Lando: "........."

Dill stretched out his hand, clasped the jaw of the black-haired young man beside him, pointed to the direction where the big bird flew away, and joked: "See that? What it will bring back is either a proof of property transfer that satisfies me book, or your death sentence."

Lando felt that Dill's idea was really too naive. In his opinion, the trend of this story might become the third ending, that is: this big bird will never come back again, and it will be killed by Raymond. De shot down on the spot to make a boiled bird, and then in a joyful atmosphere, "First Mate Raymond" gnawed on the bird's leg and was promoted to "Captain Raymond".

The above is an ending that everyone is happy and everyone loves to hear and see.

At this time, the slutty hamster came up and chattered on the brim of Dill's hat. By the way, during the time when Lando signed the contract of sale, he had another piece of information. ——The unimaginable hamster that appeared on this unimaginable boat has an unimaginable name, and Lando heard Dill call it "Little Pade".

This is new, there is a well-known charge captain named "Old Pad" in the Mediterranean Sea, and if he hadn't died in the naval battle with the Mora just now, he would probably be standing on the side of the Seaz On the deck with his group of hooligans showing off their might... In order to express his friendliness, Lando poked the chubby hamster with his finger: "Hello, little Pad, I have a friend named His name is Old Pad, he is a famous stormtrooper, he killed many pirates..."

Dill patted his hand away unceremoniously, stared at Lando for a while, and said contemptuously, "Is that the idiot stormtrooper who lost to me even in his underwear?"

"Did you hear that? I told you that your captain is a little overlord of gambling in the Mediterranean Sea," Lando said to Dill with a serious face, "Also, little Jieluo, don't tear me down."

Dill sneered contemptuously: "Then you also need to have a 'table' to dismantle it for me—try calling it by that name?"

At the same time, the pissy hamster who had the same piss as his master "cheeped" twice, and bit Lando's finger fiercely with his big metal white teeth before he could move it away.

Lando held his bleeding fingers: "Plague!"

"I told you many times not to bite dirty things, little Pad," Dill put on a lazy expression and taught the fat hamster on the brim of his hat, "It's not good to be infected with monkey plague."

Lando couldn't understand why he had been reduced to being bullied by a hamster.

Probably mainly because the owner of the hamster is too cruel.

But Lando's own even more murderous master is not around, no one to back him up, Wang.

Under the extremely speechless gaze of the black-haired young man, Dill was called away by a pirate who came up. At this time, while some crew members were still trying to rescue the Mora from the stranded state, the rest of the crew were Surrounding the lower part of the mast, the pirate flag of the Goddess of Mercury flutters only when an attack is lowered——At this moment, Lando noticed that there was an hourglass hanging under the flag, and this hourglass would only appear on pirate ships. Dodo once heard Raymond say that when the hourglass is turned upside down and starts to flow, it symbolizes that the pirates are attacking, and when the attack is over, the hourglass will be reset——Lando was very puzzled by this—

Lando: "Who will pay attention to this kind of thing when there is a war? Is there any real significance for this thing to exist?"

Raymond: "I don't know, I'm probably pretending."

Lando: "..."

As mentioned above, when the two tasks of flag and hourglass on the mast are completed, the cleaning work on the deck of the pirates is considered to be completely over.

When the sun gradually disappeared on the sea level, countless sailors jumped off the boat and stepped on the coral reef, pulling the rope and shouting slogans to pull their stranded ships. At the same time, the wounded in this naval battle gathered on the deck, ready to seize Time will finish the aftermath of the casualties together, and the whole work process is as follows: as the captain, the blond man leans lazily on the gorgeous long chair moved to the deck by his hands, with his legs crossed and his eyes closed. Someone who was probably a quartermaster held a long list and began to read the crew of each captain. The person whose name was called replied, and those who did not respond after calling their names meant that they could no longer respond. There is a collective silence for a second at the top—that is, skip it directly and move on to the next one.

……

The pirate who lost his right hand will be compensated with 600 gold coins;

Pirates who lose their left hand will be compensated with 500 gold coins—Lando witnessed a pirate desperately insisting that he is left-handed in order to get 100 more gold coins—but when Captain Dill opened his eyes and gave a thunderbolt Before he could cover his ears, he pulled out the saber of one of his subordinates and stabbed him, but he raised his right hand and caught the sword with his bare hands. Under Dill's sneer, he failed to blackmail and was knocked down. Deducting 200 gold coins is really distressing;

Pirates who lose any foot will be compensated with 400 gold coins, free prosthetics and free prosthetic repair services;

Pirates who lost a finger or an eye would be compensated with 100 gold coins.

Because no slave was captured in this naval battle except Lando, there was no slave compensation.

Dill was hurt too, but he was hurt in the shoulder - and in a way he brought it on - so he had no compensation - he was the captain, so he decided to be nice to himself, So he took ownership of the only slave.

Standing beside Dill, Lando said in surprise: "It's almost the same as the compensation method of the merchant ship, and Raymond also does the same."

"Really?" Dill put away the list of the injured, and after calculating how many new members he needs to recruit, he casually glanced at the black-haired young man next to him, "This was handed down by the pirate guild hundreds of years ago. A unified compensation method, but a group of orderly and righteous people come to learn the rules of pirates? You hypocrites."

Lando: "...you will also be called a hypocrite like this? Isn't it too unreasonable?"

"Reason with pirates? I'm sorry, please talk to us about money." Dill put away the parchment filled with the list of injured members, shoved it away, and then dragged his voice lazily, "See you next time." When you get to Raymond, remind me to charge him royalties, hypocrite."

Lando: "..."

……

That night, when night fell, the Mora successfully escaped from the reef area.

The Mora was able to escape successfully, all thanks to Captain Dill, who finally couldn't bear it anymore, jumped onto the cockpit, kicked the helmsman who was currently at the helm to avoid the steering wheel-it's hard to imagine the slender, well-distributed muscles of the arm Such a powerful force can be erupted. When a slightly cold sea breeze mixed with the breath of night blows, accompanied by the cheers of the sailors pulling the ship under the ship, the bottom of the Mora, which has been silent for a day, finally issued There was a buzzing sound caused by collision and friction with the reef due to movement!

At that time, Lando was lying on the side of the boat with his buttocks pouted, watching the excitement.

When he realized that this seemed to be his last chance to take advantage of the chaos to escape, he had already been carried back to the deck by the collar at the back of his neck—Lando turned his head, but met a pair of dark green pupils , the reflection of the moonlight on the sea surface was reflected in his eyes, which made those eyes extremely quiet. Dill, who had returned from the upper deck to the first deck at some point, lowered his voice, and his voice seemed a little hoarse. : "The boat has not left the reef area, jump off now, and you will be the first idiot to break your neck at sea."

Lando blinked and said, "When Raymond receives the deed of sale from your 'love bird', he will also break my neck. In fact... the bloodiness is comparable."

"..." Hearing this, Dill was silent for a moment, and then glanced at the black-haired young man in front of him with a strange look, "Since you know you are afraid, why did you come to my boat alone?"

Lando thought about it seriously, and replied: "Because I was scolded by Raymond, I feel a little ashamed, so I want to do something to save my face."

Dill showed a mocking expression and asked, "What happened?"

Lando replied without changing his face: "I am in danger of having my neck broken by Raymond."

"When I boarded the Sheath, I aimed at the stupidest man on the whole ship," Dill raised his big hand, and patted the head of the black-haired young man in front of him as if rewarding his pet, "I really didn't You chose the wrong person, my boy."

After saying that, he turned around and strode towards the cabin.

The black-haired young man was left standing alone on the deck. After a moment of stupefaction, when Dill's back completely disappeared from sight, he raised his hand and scratched his chin, and said hesitantly: "But I’m the one who caused you to stay here for a whole day. If I’m the stupidest person, what can you do with a boat like yours to catch my helpless pirates? Just as the boat sailed out, I said Big words, really...shameless."

As soon as Lando finished speaking, he saw Dill who had disappeared behind the cabin door and pushed the door open again. A handsome face was staring at him under the moonlight.

Lando looked vigilant: "...What are you doing?"

Dill: "Get in here."

Lando: "Lonely and widowed in the same room, isn't it bad?"

Dill: "Dinner, my sweetie—don't make me say it a third time, get in here!"

Lando: "..."

Great, my kidnapper didn't intend to torture the meat ticket in such a cruel way as "starve to death"... Thinking of this, Lando happily rolled into the captain's lounge.

Dinner was ready early.

So in the captain's lounge, after seeing "those rogue behaviors of pirates", "those furry rules of pirates" and "those post-war compensation regulations of pirates", Lando saw "the pirates' "Faced with a table of dry bread, cured cheese, smoked meat, yellowed or even moldy stale vegetables, and a plate of bloody pickles, for the first time in his life, Lando The first discovery—it might be for his own good that Raymond didn't let him join the pirates.

At least for so long in the past, Raymond, whom Lando regarded as his "stepfather", seemed to have never been harsh on him in terms of eating.

The beauty of human nature always needs to be reflected through comparison.

Looking at Dill, who was sitting behind the gorgeous dining table, using a delicate knife and fork (probably also stolen) to use the plate of bloody animal meat without changing his expression, Lando burst into tears. Bottom line: Raymond is a nice guy.

Dill raised the corners of his lips, and malice flickered in his green pupils: "Little boy, are you hungry?"

Lando watched in horror as Dill put the slippery piece of meat that was still dripping blood into his mouth, chewing quietly and slowly like an aristocrat, he felt that with every bite of Dill's own He swallowed hard in his throat, obviously before he could eat anything, his stomach was already churning.

Lando moved his lips, and said with difficulty: "Little darling is not hungry."

When Dill took the napkin and gracefully wiped the unknown animal blood splashed from his lips, he raised his eyelids and glanced at Lando: "That's good, I won't give you food because I'm hungry."

"Then you called me in again just now..."

"Tricking you."

"..."

"As a slave, all your rights lie in crawling over and licking the plate for me after I've eaten, and gnawing on the bones left over from my meal."

"..."

Lick the plate?gnawing bones?What a joke, Raymond is not that vicious.

And at this time, under Lando's empty gaze, Dill had already stuffed the second bloody thing into his mouth.

Curiosity conquered everything, and after enduring and enduring, Lando finally couldn't bear it anymore and asked, "What is that lump you stuffed into your mouth just now?"

"Sea turtle meat," Dill said calmly, "it's fresh, just caught today - the speed of the Seaz is slower than that of a turtle crawling, I don't know how you have the face to claim that you are the best caravan in the Mediterranean, mo The Ra has been waiting for you at sea for too long, if not for the fresh food and wine on board, Raymond would never have escaped like this today."

"..."

It's so nice to say, it's obvious that your boat got stuck in the reef area and couldn't get up and down, which made Raymond run away.

At this moment, without looking at the expression on Lando's face, Dill showed a proud expression again, saying: "Compared to the food for animals on the Schitz, I didn't feel it until now. Turned into a human—that turtle meat is good, do you want to try it? Kneel down and beg me, I might give you a bite."

Lando was almost in tears. He had never met anyone who could open his eyes and talk nonsense with seriousness.

Lando: "Jero, I think what you lack is not a slave, but a cook... What do you think of me?"

"Fart, what qualifications does a little slave have to become a noble cook? Put away your crooked brains, little boy, as I said, you are only worthy of the bones I ate left." Dill revealed With a disdainful expression, he snorted and said, "What's more, my chef is one in a thousand. He was hired from other fleets with a high salary of [-] gold coins per month. He is very good at cooking the best food with limited ingredients. Cuisine, his pickled sea turtles are good at cooking, not only that, but he is also a person with combat effectiveness, hey, yes, the Mora is so strong, even a cook can-"

Just as Dill was halfway through his words, suddenly, the two people in the captain's lounge both heard the sound of hurried running from outside the cabin.

The door of the captain's lounge was knocked open from the outside, and a panting, pale pirate appeared outside the ship: "It's not good, captain, it's not good, captain——"

"I'm fine." Dill put down his knife and fork, raised his eyelids and glanced at the men at the door, "What's going on?"

"Because Chef Defes didn't want to use the remaining half of the turtle meat for barbecue, he fought with Chef Bileder. We watched as Chef Defes pulled out his knife and chopped off the turtle meat. Chef Laid's head, look at his fiery temper, and his ability to strike at the slightest disagreement is really like a pirate!"

Lando noticed that if the whistleblower was anxious at first, now he seemed to be dancing and happy.

Although at this moment, his captain, who just showed off his cook's "capable of writing and martial arts", is already as dark as the bottom of a pot.