First mate is not easy

The crew of the Mora, who thought they were all sentenced to death, moved.

For a moment, after receiving the captain's "sacred order", the pirates who had been in deathly silence for a second moved like zombies smelling the breath of a living person. Lando climbed halfway up the mast and looked down. , What I saw was such a thrilling scene——

Hundreds of people came out from every unimaginable corner on the deck, in the cabin, and in the barrel, and flocked to the mast where he was at this time, although they should have no idea that Dill wanted to catch this black-haired young man. What people do, but no matter what Dill wants to do to this black-haired young man, it is much better than what Dill wants to do to them, so for a while, the pirates who just survived the battlefield With green light in his eyes, he rushed towards Lando like a hungry wolf!

Lando: "Damn it! He said catching monkeys! Why are you all targeting me!"

The black-haired young man's eyes darkened, and he shouted "my life is over" in his heart. Amidst Dill's sneer, he instantly activated his biological stress, and climbed desperately up to the high place - until the foot, the surging The pirates swarming and squirming around him turned into small black dots. Lando stopped. Behind the wriggling crowd, he saw a black dot standing in place, standing tall. Do not move.

Dill crossed his hips and raised his head, looking at his group of clumsy men, the fastest one had only climbed to one third of the mast, and he was still ready to fall anytime—and the person he wanted to catch, But he had already rushed to the top of the mast in an instant, with one hand grasping the black pirate flag of the goddess Mercury that symbolized "Captain Dill", and the other hand firmly grasping the reins.

The eyes of the two met again.

With the light behind him, Dill couldn't see clearly the expression on the face of the black-haired young man at this moment, he narrowed his eyes slightly, and said in a subtle voice: "Oh, look who this is, come down, let's talk talk?"

Even though the whole person on the mast was shrouded in shadow, Dill could still see him trembling, and just when he thought the black-haired young man was going to compromise, he heard the other party firmly say: "No!"

"..." The smirk on Dill's face subsided slightly, and his eyes became colder, "Come down!"

"No way!"

"Get off!"

"Don't stop if you can't stop talking, don't you understand people's words!" Lando snorted, "Climb up by yourself if you have the ability!"

"Okay," Dill was very angry, but instead showed an unscrupulous smile, raised his hand and slightly pressed the brim of the captain's hat on his head, and said in a lazy voice, "If you have the ability, hang it on it." Good life, first of all, I can't guarantee that my boat won't be bumpy; second, you can't guarantee that you won't get sunstroke-but please remember, if one of the above two points causes you to fall off the mast, trust me , you are dead."

Dill finished speaking, waved his hand, frantically flocked to the mast for a moment, had given up the sport of "climbing up", and under the leadership of the chief mate, they all drew out their knives and prepared to cut off the mast without stopping. The pirates stopped clamoring for a moment, put the weapons in their hands into the scabbard, turned their heads, and looked at their captain helplessly—a voice sounded from the crowd, expressing the hearts of everyone: "Boss, who is this?" ah?"

Dill turned his head, smiled at the place where the voice sounded, and said decisively: "Tsk tsk, I don't know him. It's probably a fool who got lost on the Shitz."

Lando on the mast: "..."

If he stood face to face with Dill now, Lando had no doubt that he would spray the blood that had been brewing in his chest on that handsome face without hesitation, and yes, Evenly, spray him all over the face.

Lando: "You don't know me? Are you human?"

When Dill heard this, he was taken aback for a moment, and then he coaxed with a smirk: "I'll know you when you come down."

Lando: "..."

Seeing the familiar smile of the blond young man, Lando understood that there is no such thing as "excellent acting" at all, and "Little Jero" is Dill's worst second personality.

Lando would really be a fool if he went down, he shook his head violently, he hugged the mast even harder, when he and Dill stared at each other and thought that he was really going to hang on the "Mercury Pirate Flag" "The side of it fluttered in the wind like a flag until it dried, but at this moment, he saw the blond young man standing on the deck under his feet as if he saw something suddenly, his fierce expression suddenly paused, and then his expression changed , showing an incomparably bright smile at him without warning.

A standard smile with eight big white teeth, combined with that handsome and extraordinary face, almost blinded Lando's eyes.

Lando was furious and said angrily, "Why are you laughing!"

"I laugh when I'm happy, it's none of your business."

Dill was talking lazily, but his green eyes stared at Lando's direction without blinking. Lando felt uncomfortable being stared at by him, and subconsciously began to look around in the direction of his gaze—— In the silence, Lando didn't see the pirates sneaking up to him from any place... But at this moment, the black eyeballs moved, and suddenly settled on the top of his head - at Lando A small, furry thing was crawling towards him on the rein that he was holding tightly in his hand.

Lando: "..."

Lando guessed it was probably a mouse.

perhaps.

Because this thing is a round ball, with fluffy milk tea-colored fur on its body, no tail, and its small ears are tightly attached to its head. On the top of its head, there is a sudden protruding dull hair floating in the wind—a small, The moment the bead-like black eyeballs met the black-haired young man's gaze, it suddenly stopped approaching him, paused, and then used the two short claws on the back to touch the rough and rough On the rope, he lifted his fat body with difficulty, stretched out his short hands, and threw himself at Rando.

Lando was stunned, and subconsciously stretched out his hand, so the mouse rolled and crawled into the palm of his hand - its belly fell to the ground, so Lando clearly saw the white belly covered Its cute little chirp under its fur and a small red flower in full bloom on its chest.

...the coquettish bag is quite cute.

The question is, why did this cute, flirtatious creature that seemed to be kept as a pet in a girl's boudoir appear on a pirate ship?

Just when Lando was perplexed, the little mouse answered his doubts with actions—before the black-haired young man had time to realize what happened, it rolled over from his palm and quickly pasted it on the On the rough hemp rope, and then, at the position beside Lando's hand, it opened its big mouth, revealing its sharp and long dies, aimed at the part where Lando was holding the hemp rope, and slammed I ate it in one bite!

"what!"

Lando let out a cry of pain, and retracted his hand as if he had been electrocuted. At the same time, when he reacted that something was wrong, he had already fallen like a dumpling from the tall mast—the instant he fell , he saw the pirates on the deck that had been surrounding the mast "coax" and disperse into a small space. Lando closed his eyes and shouted "Fuck you!" When the posture greeted the sharp pain of the buttocks landing on the ground, but in the next second, there was only a soft "poof", his falling trend suddenly stopped, and an indescribably light fragrance mixed with sweat mixed with male breath came to his nostrils.

"Open your eyes."

Lando heard a simple order sounding from the top of his head—so he opened his eyes cooperatively—yes, he met a pair of green pupils without any emotion.

Lando: "..."

The saucy mouse fell from the sky and landed on the brim of Dill's wide captain's hat. Its small claws were scratching at the brim of Dill's hat, and a small head poked out. A pair of small sesame-like eyes flickered evilly: a pair of Standard dogleg phase.

Lando said: "This mouse looks quite similar to you."

Dill said impatiently, "It's a hamster, is there something wrong with your eyes?"

Lando: "..." Who cares about such details.

Dill changed the subject and asked again: "You are the one who ran aground my Mora?"

Lando: "No!"

Dill narrowed his eyes slightly.

Lando: "...Yes."

For a moment, Lando saw all kinds of complicated emotions flashing in the green pupils that were close at hand, and his heart moved, thinking that Dill had such a pure and touching friendship with him on the Shitz, Although he may have approached him with bad intentions at first, but people are always emotional animals. In the process of getting along with them, there may be rare true feelings revealed, right?

As Lando was thinking, he moved his lips and was about to say something, but at this moment, he heard the blond young man who caught him temporarily and hugged him suddenly sneered, and then ruthlessly pushed him to the side. Throw it on the deck floor——When Lando landed on his buttocks with a "boom", he frowned and rubbed his own buttocks when he got up, but he saw Dill turn around and say seriously to his subordinates behind him: "Throw it to feed the sharks!" .”

Lando: "……………………"

Wait a minute, what about the incomparably pure and touching friendship?

The script is different from the normal plot! ! ! ! !

Chapter 15 My family was very strict, and Raymond knew that I joined the pirates, and he would break my monkey legs.

Lando was roughly tied up and thrown on the deck by a group of pirates, and the surrounding pirates of all shapes and sizes seemed very excited to gather around him-everyone seemed to have caught themselves. The living slaves were very excited, when they got from their captain that this "living slave" was Raymond's first officer's "pet", Lando was almost worried about whether they would be too excited to do something. Got brains spraying out of the nostrils.

Pirate A: "Let Raymond exchange ten boxes of jewels! I've heard that his ship's side is full of treasures!"

Pirate B: "Bah! Is it worth it! This is Raymond's pet, and I need to add ten cases of the best white wine—I heard he just bought a large batch of fine Riesling white grapes!"

Pirate C: "I want a woman! I want a woman! I want a choppy woman! I don't want big breasts!"

Pirate D: "Hey hey hey, if you want the Schitz, let him exchange it for the Schitz!"

Saobao Hamster: "Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!"

Just when the crowd was chattering and brainstorming happily, and even wanted to exchange Raymond's underwear, suddenly, there was a sound of heavy footsteps from behind the crowd—it seemed to be heavy leather boots It was a sound that would only be made by stepping on the deck, but the pirates present seemed to be very familiar with this sound, and they all quieted down and turned their heads away. At the same time, the crowd automatically separated to the two sides...

"I said, you guys with your brains on your ass, don't you know the definition of the so-called 'pet'?"

A mocking voice sounded, and Lando, who was lying on the ground, narrowed his eyes slightly, only to see a slender but unusually tall figure appearing behind the crowd.With his back to the light, he approached Lando step by step. Under the sunlight, the black-haired young man could only see clearly the exquisite necklace hanging on the visitor's chest, a scepter with two snakes wrapped around it.

Dill came to Lando, stood still, and looked condescendingly at the black-haired young man at his feet. After a while, he squatted down, pinched the latter's jaw, and forcibly turned his face upwards to force him to face him. He looked into his own eyes—the rough thumb that pinched the dark-haired young man's chin exuded a dangerous masculine aura... He whistled frivolously, and then said in a teasing tone: "Little boy, You tell them what the so-called 'pet' means—"

Lando thought for a while, and said sincerely: "An inseparable part of life, soul mate... For example, I am not your little boy, but I am Raymond's little boy."

Dill: "..."

The handsome face in front of him twitched violently, and the black-haired young man who self-positioned himself as the "little boy" of the famous first mate Raymond bit the bullet and said: "Keep me, I'm very valuable That's—at least it's worth more than shark feed."

"How much is it worth? I heard that the old captain of the Shiats has a son named Lando." The hand on the black-haired young man's chin seemed to be hesitantly rubbing for a moment, as if hesitating, "If you That 'Lando', I might consider keeping you, if not—unfortunately, you probably aren't worth much more than shark feed."

Lando felt a little hurt from being pinched, he frowned slightly, he knew more or less that the person in front of him knew that there was only one "Lando" on the whole boat, and he was just asking on purpose, so he directly skipped this question. The problem, when he spoke again, he called the person in front of him by another name: "Little Jieluo, I have always believed in you..."

Hearing this familiar name, Dill's face changed slightly, but he quickly returned to his previous indifference. He raised the corners of his lips and said disdainfully: "Is there something wrong with your brain if you want to play emotional cards with pirates?— —Even if I have slept in the same bed with you, it does not mean that you are qualified to ground the Mora, because I have slept with many people, and if they all come to collect debts from me, I am afraid that the Mora must be dismantled to pay. "

As soon as Dill finished speaking, a group of rogue pirates around him whistled and booed, as if the yellow accent spoken by their captain just now was very suitable for their taste... Lando almost rolled his eyes in his heart, and wanted to say What, but at this time, Dill let go of him impatiently, stood up and waved his hand, and immediately a pirate dog leg came up and said respectfully: "Captain, what are your orders?"

"Sign this guy with a contract of sale, and send someone to deliver the accessories to Raymond's boat tomorrow—if the other party can't offer a good price, just throw him into a deep enough sea," Dill said. He smiled viciously, "The food on my boat is very precious, and raising a waste hamster has already made me feel very distressed. I don't need another person to waste food."

Lando was shocked: "Wait a minute, little Jieluo, am I not as good as a hamster?"

"Yes—and, call me Captain Dill, and call me that ridiculous name again, and I'll blow your head off." Dill pointed to the lump on the brim of his hat expressionlessly and said, "It I just caught an enemy slave who climbed on the mast and refused to come down for me, what do you think, slave?"

Lando: "No."

Dill nodded with satisfaction: "Very well, then shut up."

While Dill was speaking, the "waste hamster" was standing on the brim of his hat with its head held high, the little red flower on its chest was fluttering in the wind, and its furry face was full of pride...

However, it should be proud.

Because just now, it was officially stamped to prove that it is more valuable than the future successor of the Schitz.

……

In the end, Lando reluctantly escaped the fate of being thrown into the sea to feed the sharks——unexpectedly, the title of "the son raised by the captain of the Sheath" could still be of value after his old father passed away, and in essence From the looks of it, this title seems to be... a little easier to use than "the monkey raised by the first mate of the Schitz".

At this moment, the black-haired young man is still tied up, but this time he has been pulled up from the position of lying on the deck and leaning against the edge of the wine barrel, which allows him to sit and relax Looking around - Dill was standing not far from him. At this time, the young pirate captain was directing his men to count the losses on the deck in a bad tone. After learning that a charge captain and three gunners were missing When he didn't know, his face was quite ugly, and he violently kicked over a wine barrel beside him.

"Ahhhhhhhh, I just left temporarily to play with Raymond, look at what you have done - you are all a bunch of trash! Trash!"

The casks rumbled and rolled from one end of the deck to the other.

Another thing that caused Dill to be in such a bad mood was that the Mora was still stranded at this time. It was obvious that several helmsmen had taken turns to try to turn the ship, but the big ship seemed to be out of control and stuck in place completely. Can't move.

It's as if... Lando has a special technique for stranded ships.

Before the anger burned on him again, Lando, who tried hard to reduce his sense of existence, took his eyes away from Dill. At this time, beside him was a stinking Arabian pirate, and the smelly sheep The smell made him almost suffocate, but that person didn't seem to know his own lethality. He held a bond with one hand, and grabbed Lando's hair with the other hand, as if he was afraid that he would run away. , he said to Lando in the official language with a strong accent: "Sign this deed, and you are Captain Dill's man—from now on, you must abide by the rules and be a competent pirate .”

Lando's hair hurt a little from being scratched.

He thought there was something wrong with his ears: "What? Be a pirate?"

Arabian pirate: "The slave of the pirate captain is of course a murderous pirate!"

Lando: "..."

Yes, according to this logic, even the potatoes that will be used for tonight's dinner on this ship must be the most murderous pirate potatoes among potatoes.

Lando was too lazy to complain about the logic in it, but silently lowered his head amidst the pride of the Arabian pirate brother and turned his attention to the contract of sale in front of him—only then did he realize that there were ordinary prostitution contracts on the contract of sale. In addition to the rules and regulations that Qi must have, there is actually a large section of "Mola's Crew Rules" at the back. The whole so-called code is full of a large section:

One: Everyone has an equal vote in everything.

Two: Captain for one day, captain for life.Those who betrayed the ship's information and those who betrayed the captain would be punished with the crime of "exile". (Only give a ladle of fresh water and a pistol with one bullet to exile to an uninhabited island)

Three: Gambling on board is strictly prohibited.

Four: Turn off the lights on time at eight o'clock in the evening.

Five: It is forbidden to wear unclean weapons, keep weapons clean, and must scrub your own knives or firearms every day.

Six: Children and women are not allowed to be on board, even when docking for supplies.

Seven: Those who escaped die.

Eight: It is forbidden to fight privately on the ship. When a duel is required, come to the captain, and the captain will give absolute fairness.Those who clashed privately, and whoever won the duel, would be thrown into the sea bound with the body of their slain companion.

Nine: The rules are set by the captain.

Ten: The rules are dead, and those who violate the rules will also be dead.

Lando: "...Who made such an overbearing rule? I certainly didn't tell you, your captain is a little overlord of gambling in the Mediterranean—"

Arabian pirate: "..."

As soon as the black-haired young man finished speaking, he felt a sudden cold wind blowing behind him, and he was immediately enveloped by a black shadow cast from behind.

"The rules I made." Dill said in a voice without emotional ups and downs, "Do you have any opinions? For opinions, refer to Article [-]."

Lando silently looked at Article [-], carefully savoring the sentence "Those who break the rules will also die", he was silent for a moment, then turned his head to look at the pair of lake With green pupils, she said in a sincere tone: "My family is very strict."

"Really, I don't see that you have such a thing."

"If Raymond knows that I joined the pirates, he will break my monkey leg."

As soon as Lando finished speaking, he heard a "crack" that seemed to be the sound of a gun being loaded neatly, and then, a hard, oval-shaped, cold thing that didn't seem very good to the touch hit his head: " If you don't sign your name on this piece of paper now, I'll blow your monkey brains out right now, little boy."

"........." Lando turned his head expressionlessly, and said to the Arabian pirate who was gloating beside him, "Brother, can you give me a pen? Where is the best place to sign your name? Do the letters need to be capitalized or just random?"