Rebirth of Interstellar Taobao Master

"What are you guys doing here?" Qin Meng frowned, looking at the string that followed him.

"Isn't this... concerned about your mental health?" The brown bear was already wilting, and the tiger cub was the spokesperson for everyone. "By the way, we are also a little curious."

He pointed to the big black box.

"Curiosity! Get out!" Qin Meng took off his coat and threw it aside, and put the big black box at his feet.He was also surprised, with just a few losers, how did they get along with him until today?It's unbelievable that he wasn't killed by his buoyant curiosity.

"Brother Ying, don't be so unreasonable, you are all brothers in the trenches, it is too embarrassing for you to be like this." Tiger Cub was responsible for attracting his attention with a smile, and the monkey with the most agile hands and feet stretched out silently. Get your paws out and grab the black box.

Then the monkey's paw was caught by Qin Meng.

"Play this with me?" Qin Meng took advantage of the situation and kicked the monkey's ass.

"Brother Ying, if you had to be so heartless—" the remaining three hurriedly rescued the poor monkey, threatening righteously.

Qin Meng raised his eyelids, with a half-smile: "Well, what are you going to do?"

"When you see Mrs. Ying, you just wait to see us use you as shit... Bah! Stir your fire! Brother Ying, you know us well. Although we haven't done enough, we've definitely done more than failed! Don't you!" Force us!"

Qin Meng is as immovable as a mountain.

"But if you treat us better and reciprocate, when you need us in the future, we can still help you? Brother Ying, think about it, you are fake death! What a crime? Not many gods With the help of the assist, can you escape under the hands of Mrs. Ying?" After the threat is over, and there are still temptations to be made, the friends said earnestly, "So Brother Ying, just admit it, you need us!"

Qin Meng looked at the row of idiots standing in front of him, and compromised tiredly: "Leave after reading?"

The friends nodded secretly.

While unpacking the box, Qin Meng clarified: "I'm too lazy to entangle with you. In fact, what you said sounds like bullshit to me. Why are the eagles and the eagles? Did I admit that you are so proactive? I told That who is actually - I wipe!"

The box was opened.

Not only was Qin Meng caught off guard, he was shocked, but the other four friends in a circle were also shocked!

What the hell is this? !

Everyone didn't think about "food" for this anti-human and anti-social thing.

Originally, Admiral Chen solemnly asked people to hand things over to Qin Meng, so as long as he had no brains, he would guess in the direction of tall and tall, right?

New weapons?Military award?Energy card?Intelligent system carrier?

……

Oh, none of the above!

If it weren't for these people's strong psychological quality, they might have thrown the box out at that time!

With a froze face, Qin Meng took out a beautiful looking card from the side of the box.

The card is written by Jing Yi himself, in elegant and free and easy fonts.

The four friends have very good eyesight, and after a glance, they can see all the words written on it clearly.

"So... this turned out to be food?!"

is not that right?After being reminded, I sniffed, but I could still smell a sweet smell.

"It was given by Mrs. Ying?! Brother Ying, you are not kind! When did you actually communicate with Mrs. Ying secretly?! Pity we are still kept in the dark by you!" The friends all looked at him angrily. .

It is said that Qin Meng was so lucky that he won the lottery in one fell swoop. Of course, he couldn't take the initiative to tell his eighth-wife teammates.

As a result of the sudden incident, he was not mentally prepared at all, and he was about to be surrounded by a circle of frustrated people looking at the heartless man.

... Rao Yiqin Meng's strong psychological quality could not withstand such a mental attack.

The main reason is that he is very wronged!If it's a great prize, it's worth his suffering, but such a wonderful gift!

Brother Ying's state of mind at this time is strangely in tune with a strange woman on the ancient earth——

Snow in June, Dou E wronged!

"Hahahahaha..."

This is the group of frustrated people laughing wildly in a ball.

Dou E.Qin looked at them blankly.

As the time of laughing gets longer and longer, Dou E.Qin's gaze became more and more ferocious!

"Hahahaha, what kind of stimulation has Mrs. Ying received, hahahaha!"

"I want to ask a master right now to measure the psychological shadow area of ​​Brother Ying hahahahaha!"

"What hatred, what resentment, hahahaha!"

"Our brother Ying is finished, it's over! Betting on a cucumber, brother Ying wants to embrace a beautiful woman, it is definitely more difficult than single-handedly picking an entire galaxy hahahaha!"

"Snapped!"

This is Qin Meng, who couldn't bear it anymore, finally burst into a rage, and beat up the four bastards who were laughing and rolling on the ground!

……

Half an hour later, Qin Meng, who was still handsome and eye-catching, took the main seat, and four guys with bruised noses and swollen faces were trapped in a circle, sitting crookedly on the floor opposite him.

Qin Meng found a knife and came out.

"Brother Ying, don't be impulsive! If you have something to say, speak up, what kind of knife is used by the internal conflicts among the people, put it down!"

"That thing is too dangerous! Brother Ying, you have to control your emotions!"

"Have you forgotten the good old days when we fought side by side?!"

"Think about the love between us!"

Qin Meng: "Shut up!"

He raised his shiny sharp knife, and slashed at the cream cake in the shape of a skull!

Just a bang.

In order to shape and shape better, this cream cake was actually improved by Jing Xiaoyi.

The bottom is a sweet and soft cake, the top is soft and smooth cream, and a layer of edible special syrup is carefully sprayed on the top. When the syrup solidifies, it will become a protective shell, so The cream will not collapse and deform after a long time-this is why the whole cake smells not so heavy, it is all sealed in by the special syrup.

After the knife sinks in, the shell is broken, and then it is just like cutting tofu, no force is needed at all, the cake is divided into two obediently by the weight of the knife alone, and the special aroma of cake and cream is released Come on, for a while, including Qin Meng, the five big men stopped talking nonsense, twitching their noses and sniffing...

It is said that people should not be judged by their appearances, but unexpectedly, even cakes should not be judged by their appearances!

So what is the meaning of Mrs. Ying?I love you more than I can say?Frosty on the outside, but hot on the inside?

Damn it, the story has just begun, Brother Ying's suffering years have not yet embarked on the journey, and Mrs. Ying is about to turn against her? !

The brains of the four people who were bundled into a ball were wide open, and they were all stunned by their own brain supplies!

Why do I always feel that I don't know who has pressed the fast-forward button... This development is going in the wrong direction!It's not in line with common sense at all!

After Qin Meng made a cut, he stopped and thoughtfully tasted the sweet and smooth cream on the tip of the knife.

He just stood there, dazed for a while.

I don't know if this cake, which is so indescribable on the outside and has a special world inside, has given him some inspiration in life.

Later, he was "woke up" by those four guys' howling.

"Brother Ying, you have the guts to untie the rope for us!"

"Let us go!"

"Brother Eagle, please!"

"You can't be so cruel to us..."

Qin Meng smiled slightly, made another slow cut, and then began to enjoy the newly cut triangle.

The group of four cried louder.

But he seemed to enjoy their wailing, like a condiment for a side dish, enjoying, enjoying, mouthful after mouthful, and ate all of that incomparably wonderful cream cake.

Well, after eating, my depressed mood suddenly improved.

Then he found that pile of strangely shaped ornaments, and the words written by Admiral Chen under the cake box——

"Are you admitting that you are a villain? I didn't peek at it, and I didn't intercept it. I sent it to you right away! How is it, do you like the gift?"

Qin Meng opened his personal terminal, and first replied to General Chen: "The gift is very good, very delicious, thank you General for your help!"

Then he sent another private message to Jing Yi: "I have received the prize. It is very special. I like it very much. There will be a gift in return later. I hope it can also surprise you."

After posting, he directly logged out the id of "The Most Handsome in the World", closed the terminal without any hassle, then strode up to the bunch of "zongzi", picked them up with one hand, opened the door, and threw them into the room. in the hallway.

Out of kindness, he threw the knife that had just cut the cake at their feet—wanted to get out of trouble?Do it yourself!

Qin Meng smiled and ruthlessly slammed the door of the room and locked it during the "cursing" of the group of four!

……

Jing Yi was so busy that he didn't have time to check private messages or anything like that. In fact, although the prize of "The Most Handsome Under Heaven" was sent out first, several lucky fans had replied to him before him. Excitedly uploading photos of the cake and accessories, it caused a sensation!

God, these people are too lucky, right?Is this even pastry?This is clearly a work of art!

And everyone is so unique, you can tell how hard Mrs. Qin has done it...

When I received such a gift, I didn't know whether it was a surprise or a torment, because the cake must be delicious, but the shape was too beautiful, and I couldn't bear to eat it. I was in a dilemma, and I didn't know what to do!

We also want such a sweet burden!

So Mrs. Qin hasn't delivered the second batch of goods to the "Empire of Food and Sex", is it because she was frightened by that annoying Brother Da, or was so angry that she didn't have the mood to make delicious food?

Brother Da deserves to die!

Alas, even if Mrs. Qin doesn't want to do anything, it's fine to make a video!Or upload a comic... There is no movement at all, which makes people very worried, and always feels like something is missing in life.

They didn't know that Mrs. Qin, who was angry and scared in their mouths, was actually planning a big move!

Facts have proved that when people reach the end of the road, they will always burst out with infinite inspiration!