Rebirth of Interstellar Taobao Master

The Yida talk show died just after its opening, because it was a live broadcast, and it was impossible to hide it. Besides, the host Da Ge didn't come out to make a statement afterward, and just disappeared...

If this was a legal program dedicated to destroying black workshops and exposing the black forces, the fans would have been agitated early in the morning and clamored to put pressure on the government, telling the government to send troops to the rescue.The two of Nadago will definitely be praised as the heroes of the people and receive countless praises. The message area of ​​the program must be full of cursing black dens to finish playing quickly.

Unfortunately, in this incident, Da Ge existed as a villain.

For the sake of program effect and to have more topicality, some unscrupulous media people dared to break into the family building of the military area regardless of their conscience!Who gave them the rights? !Who is supporting them? !

Who is Mrs. Qin?

That's Major Qin's newlywed partner!

Major Qin's bones are still not cold, and the blood of the soldiers of the Federation is still not cold!

But these shameless media people dared to take advantage of the loopholes and broke into the home of a military family who had no defense against them and had no power to restrain them like robbers!

What an abominable act!

We must not condone such an atmosphere!The lovely soldiers shed their blood for the stability of the Federation, dedicating their youth and even their own lives!The only thing we can repay them is a stable and peaceful rear!We are their backing, their source of strength, and we have our own conscience!

...I don't know when, the topic turned vigorously in this direction.

"Dian Dian, are you sure that no one will trace our IP address?" Jing Yi was still a little uneasy, and asked Zero.

After Da Ge's incident, Jing Yi thought about how to win the round.

He watched the comments on the Internet for a while, and found that the topic was all wrong. Everyone was discussing how beautiful Mrs. Qin was, or what those people were eating... Occasionally, someone mentioned "the bad atmosphere of media people now", " Brother Da and the others are able to break into the military area, they are so powerful", "What is the unknown insider here", "Even Qin Meng's wife was bullied, and the hero bleeds and tears", in less than a second. I was overwhelmed by the crowd, and the waves couldn't beat it.

Is it because all the Mysterious people can't grasp the point?Or is someone deliberately guiding public opinion?

Jing Yi felt that it must be the latter.

It's a pity that if you know it, you can't do anything about it, and you can't fight for power. Before the military region gives a solution, Jing Yi can't personally end the situation... Could it be that he can only hold back, and then try to break through?

He took out the drawing board, and was already thinking about the subject matter in his mind.

But at this time, a dialog popped up suddenly: "I can help you."

"Who?" Jing Yi was shocked, "Dian Dian?"

"Yes," the dialog continued, "if it's just spreading public opinion, I have the ability to prevent anyone from finding out."

"Can you hear me? I mean, talk to you without typing?"

"……certainly."

So you were kidding me when you typed so hard before...

Jing Yi complained silently in his heart.

But this is the first time that Diandian took the initiative to help him. Let alone helping him before, if you ask a question in the wrong format, you have to call back and edit it again!Jing Yi is a person who knows how to be content, and he doesn't owe him a little bit. Helping is a kindness and not helping is a duty. This kind of milestone-like progress, to be honest, makes him very moved.

It's like the friends you made when you were young. They have been together for many years, and the relationship has become more and more profound. Slowly, they have changed from nodding friends to wine and meat friends, from wine and meat friends to best friends...all of them are not out of thin air. The result of slow management made Jing Yi feel at ease and warm in his heart.

He has always regarded Diandian as a thinking and living individual, and he doesn't think it is just a dead tool.

"Thank you for coming out to help me," Jing Yi smiled and touched the palm of his hand with his fingers, "Since you are so capable... then let's try a small trick first and cause Qin Zhengyu a little trouble..."

Don't you want to divert everyone's attention and control the situation within a certain range?

Just don't let him wish!

Jing Yi also knew that even if the public opinion was stirred up, it would not hurt Qin Zhengyu, at most he would throw out a few more scapegoats.But when he thought that he was going to be burnt out, Jing Yi was very happy—when he was a soft persimmon?Is he actually a cactus?Dare to touch the burr in your hand!It hurts you to shiver!

As a Taobao store owner, Jing Yi's skills in writing soft articles are not solid.

Especially good at sensationalism!

Do you think that a dead male god is not a male god?

wrong!

In most cases, death will indeed lead to being forgotten, but at the same time, as long as the method is appropriate, death also means that all the black spots of the past will dissipate with the wind, and the goodness of the past will ferment a fragrance that is far more charming than that at that time... "Top Does "White Moonlight" come in vain?Is it true that in just one month, Qin Meng's brainless fans are dead?

The reason why they haven't come to defend "Mrs. Qin" is that the vast majority of fans haven't regarded Jing Yi as their own!Think about it when you were on Earth, the male god married his wife, no matter how good his wife is, fans would seldom fall in love with each other, right?Especially Jing Yi's "wife" was picked up by shit luck at the beginning. Like the fans, he was also a member of the male god party who bitterly looked up to him a month ago!

A fan just like you, with a good face and good luck, won the title of "Madame God's Wife", and made Nima into the house, and lived in the male god's house...

If it were you, would you have a good impression of him?

No matter how good he is, he can't stop you from feeling sour!

So Jing Yi has been an Internet celebrity for so many days, and the active fans below rarely see Qin Meng's hardcore fans. Those people all adhere to the principle of "don't talk, let you do it", especially the wife of the wife who is calm when facing the little goblin character.

Jing Yi saw all this in his eyes, and didn't take it seriously. No matter how hard you could handle it, wouldn't you come to watch him secretly every day?Zombie fans are also fans!

But now that "Ms. Qin" is in trouble, she has to work with her husband's personal guards to escort her.

Well, they don't care that "Jing Yi"'s face is thrown on the ground and stepped on, but "Qin Meng"'s face has also been stripped off, so it's unbearable, right?

Major Qin's body is still cold!Someone dared to break into his house!

What does the Golden Star Military Region do? !Although people say that the tea is cold, but the tea is cold too fast, right?How many real military exploits did our Qin Meng make during his lifetime? !

The black hand can reach the barracks, it's simply sensational!We must strictly investigate, find out who stretched out his claws indiscriminately, and chop him off directly!

Jing Yi secretly changed the concept and blurred himself, because he has no weight in himself—he is not as important as Qin Meng’s face—so let Qin Meng’s fans understand that he and Qin Meng’s face are both prosperous. If you don't care about it, just hold back!

All the "calling papers" were thrown out, but Jing Yi didn't care about them. He had guaranteed everything, and no one could find out that they did it.

Sitting firmly on the Diaoyutai when there are turmoil in all directions.

……

"What's going on with you? Nothing unexpected happened, right?" Fan Qiao asked worriedly.

"It's okay, it's okay!" Jing Yi waved his hands indifferently, "How is your side? Is it almost finished?"

"Well, it's almost there. I'm ready to go back to the Golden Star—as long as nothing happened to you. I've prepared a surprise for you when I go back this time!" Fan Qiao smiled like a weasel who stole eggs.

"What surprise?" Jing Yi asked with interest.

"I can't tell," Fan Qiao laughed. "It's a surprise anyway. You'll know when you see it. Well, I have to hang up. See you later!"

Jing Yi: "￥#%￥&%..."

It's too much to hang people's appetite!When did this guy Fan Qiao fail?

Originally, I wanted to wait for him to come back and prepare a sumptuous feast for him, but now, look, hehe, it’s free!

For Jing Yi, now that the bad things have been resolved, there are two more urgent tasks——

Continue to take the time to draw his new comics, the theme is roughly "family, children, growth", alluding to the Qin family and the Jing family, and preparing for him to fight for the custody of his children in the future.

Yes, Jing Yi will apply for a child sooner or later, using his and Qin Meng's genes.He has always liked children very much, traveling to an alien planet alone, it must be a very happy thing to have a blood of his own.The child obtained in this way has a legal status and will grow up in an excellent environment. He has no reason to go far away and give up this right to find another life.The main reason why he didn't move was because he was afraid of not being fully prepared and losing the custody of the child. If the child was born but was taken away by the Qin family, then he would be the biggest idiot in the world!

In addition, he had to buy materials and practice drawing energy cards.I don't know how long Diandian's remaining energy can last. He is very concerned about this little friend, and he must not let it shut down and disappear again due to lack of energy.

However, the premise of being able to successfully draw the energy card is to have large-scale equipment for synthesizing materials, and then he must be able to synthesize and assemble techniques. Things that can be done by learning and practicing are nothing, but he searched for all large-scale equipment. After adding up the amount of money needed, he was completely sluggish... I thought I was already a rich man, but it seems that he has just escaped from extreme poverty!No wonder mech manufacturing is the richest profession, without money you can't even afford tools!So this is too anti-human and anti-social, right?

The worrying Jing Yi was about to hang himself. He was already thinking about whether he should seek a job at a powerful mech manufacturing company. Those companies must be equipped with a lot of similar equipment. He should do some private work after work. Be careful. You won't be fired from the company, will you?

But Jing Yi went to look through "his" resume, and compared the recruitment requirements of those mech manufacturing companies... immediately withered.

Jing Yi's education is "undergraduate", and his major is "Archaeology and Occultism". The report card shows that the motherland is red, which is shocking!

Applying for a job with this kind of certificate is like a high-achieving student who graduated from New Oriental competing for an academician of the National Academy of Sciences. Does "archaeology and occultism" have anything to do with mecha manufacturing? !Not to mention that he just dropped out of school, it's useless to get a Ph.D.!

So there are probably two paths in front of him to choose from.

One, go to the mech manufacturing company to apply for cleaners—oh no, the cleaners use robots at home—apply for a kitchen master, and then wait for the opportunity to see if there is a chance to cross fields to the mech manufacturing workshop and steal Use other people's equipment to do private work.

Two, stop thinking about it and make money, isn't it more than 3 million?Properly sell cooking cakes - bah!Selling cakes, the accumulation of little will make more, and soon he will be able to save enough...

"Dian Dian, tell me the truth, how long can your energy last?" Jing Yi suddenly looked at Zero with big eyes of hope.

"One month."

"Oh..." Jing Yi still didn't give up, "If the energy is not enough, will shutting down and restarting have any effect on you? I mean, look at the computer and optical brain, they are all good guys after restarting..."

"The data will be cleared and everything will start from scratch."

It means that if he is forced to shut down and restart, this person who has been with him for more than ten years and can finally talk to him when he has feelings... a little bit, will it disappear?

It's like although the wild fire is endless and the spring breeze blows again, but the weeds of the next year are no longer the weeds of today?

Jing Yi's heart shrank, "But you used to be able to absorb electricity...and you've turned off the phone once before?"

Zero point: "What was lacking in the past was the operating energy, not the core energy. The core energy can only be recharged by mental power and special energy cards, both of which are indispensable. It was not shutting down before, but a dormant upgrade. I miscalculated. , The upgrade consumes too much energy."

One thing it didn't choose to tell Jing Yi, the reason why the system was forced to upgrade was not chosen by itself, but when Jing Yi was hit by a car, its first reaction was to protect him, the generation of this "emotion" touched a The core program of the group, it was forced to upgrade later, and there was no room for independent choice at all.

"Okay, I see, I will make the energy card you need within a month!" Jing Yi took a deep breath, and he raised the priority of making energy cards to the highest point. Before communicating with Diandian, he did not expect The situation is so urgent... No matter what, a solution must be found.

At worst, go to Admiral Chen and go through the back door!

Of course, if you can’t go this way, don’t go. Although General Chen has the power, the default rule is that "power" can command "money", but this kind of behavior has future troubles. Even if General Chen is willing to act for him, he It doesn't make sense for people to sell favors and take risks for him.

Alas, as expected, a penny suffocates the hero to death, he is still far away, hurry up and fight hard, waste wood!

Finally feeling the pressure, Jing Xiaoyi began to fight with passion!

……

On the other side, the battle with the Reverse Order Star Thief Group came to an end, and the next step was to mop up the end, basically there was no need for the five-member team to do anything else.

Before the battle started, the large army knew that there would be a "sharp knife team" to assist in the operation. They didn't know who these five extremely powerful ghost mechs were, but after witnessing the wonderful battle, almost everyone They silently adore them.

Especially the humanoid mecha in the lead, with its inhuman manipulation techniques, is so cool that I have no friends!

The complex of adoring the strong is stronger for soldiers than for ordinary people.

I don't know who is better between him and Major Qin back then... This is not only something that can be achieved with high levels of physical and mental strength, without decades of hard training, without tens of thousands of actual battles with real swords and guns No matter how talented you are, you can't do this!

The Federation is really a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger.

"Huh? Where are they? Why are they missing?"

"It was still there just now! But forget it, this kind of ghost mech can't even be found by top-level detectors, let alone we saw it with the naked eye, probably left early?"

"Damn it, this is the demeanor of a master, come and go without a trace, kill a person in ten steps and never stay behind, brush your clothes to hide your achievements and fame..."

"Damn it, I can't see that you're still a wit! You listen to this word in a set, how about some more?"

"Forget it, let's keep a low profile, keep a low profile..."

"Go away..."

The victorious officers and soldiers were having friendly and harmonious exchanges among their comrades-in-arms, but the ghost mechs they were talking about had already flown far away.

A few hours later, they connected with a giant-level command ship. An entrance was opened under the command ship, and five ghost mechas passed in line within a second, and then the opened entrance quickly closed.

Arriving at the destination, the leading mecha stood still, the cockpit opened, and the person inside jumped down from a height of more than ten meters. He was as light as a civet cat, as light as a feather, and he was extremely freehand.

Admiral Chen took two steps forward, patted his arm, laughed and said, "Good boy!"

Qin Meng gave a military salute: "General, Goshawk reports to you!"

"It's okay, it's not a formal occasion, don't be so tense!" Admiral Chen was obviously in a good mood, "You did a good job! You all did a good job! Those grandchildren in reverse order were taken over by one pot. fortunate!"

The few people who came in with General Chen didn't have time to pay attention to what General Chen said, they all had shocked faces: What?Qin Meng is not dead? ! ! ! !

Admiral Chen blocked the news too tightly, right?Even their cronies have not received any news!

General Chen said to Yang Chun, the head of the guard, "Bring him the things!"

Yang Chun twitched the corners of his mouth. He glanced at Admiral Chen. After being stared back, he could only step forward and hand over the big box he was holding to Qin Meng.

"Look in private..." He reminded in a low voice.

Qin Meng took it over in a daze, and then he greeted the "kind greetings" from a group of officers who had just learned that he "survived a catastrophe". Finally, shaking his slightly sore arms and legs, he went back to rest with the big box in his hand up.

Is there something very confidential in here?