Rebirth of Interstellar Taobao Master

"The prizes are divided into two parts. The small black box contains accessories, and the large black box contains food. The former can be left alone, while the latter needs to be stored in a fresh-keeping cabinet, which can last for more than one month. Of course, the sooner you eat it, the better the taste. If Jiayo can’t be eaten soon, please remember to put it in the fresh-keeping cabinet!!! Otherwise, it will easily deteriorate, thank you for your cooperation!”

After delivering the courier, Jing Yi still remembered to contact Mrs. Chen and told her that a child named "The Most Handsome in the World" had won a lottery from him, and the address was left in the General's Mansion, so I might ask them to pass it on to him.Along with the courier, there was also a gift for her and Admiral Chen, which was individually wrapped in a red box, which was well distinguished from the other two black boxes.

After Madam Chen received the message, she was silent for a second, then thanked with a bewildered smile, and promised to help pass it on, and then told Jing Yi not to think about them all the time, they don't need anything, but if Jing Yi has anything If you need help, you must remember to say, don't force yourself.

Jing Yi smiled and agreed, chatted with her for a few more words, and then hung up the signal.

Mrs. Chen didn't tell him that since she saw his personal homepage before, she was drawn into the trap by the strange comics. She and General Chen paid more attention to him, so the final chapter of the comics he uploaded They also saw it for the first time, and their mood was very...complicated.

I should have been moved to tears along with the idiotic fans below, but unfortunately when I think of Qin Xiaomeng who is still on a mission, when I think of him sneaking into the Internet, clicking on Jingyi's page is like opening a door to a new world. The gate of the world, and then I dare not think about that expression at all... Mrs. Chen can no longer be moved to tears... To be honest, she is really cruel and heartless, because she is probably the only one who has faced such a heart-wrenching story Laugh till your stomach hurts readers...

She has always hated Qin Zhengyu as an ambitious man, but she has to say that planning to find such a wife for Qin Meng should be the most conscientious thing he has ever done in his life!Because Jing Xiaoyi is definitely Qin Xiaomeng's nemesis!These two were created by heaven and earth, they couldn't be more suitable for each other!

Mrs. Chen felt that she was very much looking forward to seeing the days when the two of them would be in trouble.

So what gift did he send to "The Most Handsome Under Heaven"?

The same is true for Qin Meng. It's not good to call it "the most handsome man in the world"... But there is also an advantage, that is, this kind of crazy style of painting. I guess no one will be able to guess it. The one under the vest will be Qin Meng. Bingshan cool brother & national male god in the eyes of the public.

The courier was delivered quickly.

Open the package, there are three boxes neatly placed inside.

There are two big boxes, the black one is bigger and knee-high, the red one is smaller and about forearm high, both are boxy and well packaged.

As for the small black box, it is only the size of two fists. When you pick it up, you can feel the tinkling inside, and you don't know what it is.

Mrs. Chen was about to unpack the red box first, when General Chen came home after dealing with the affairs of the military region. He opened the door to see this scene, took off his coat and hung it on the hanger, and asked casually: " What did you buy again?"

"I didn't buy it," Mrs. Chen replied to him while opening the seal, "it was a prize sent by Jing Yi to 'The Most Handsome Under Heaven'."

She deliberately pronounced "the most handsome man in the world" very heavily, and there was an obvious smile in her voice.

"You actually took apart the brat's stuff!" Admiral Chen said righteously, but soon he couldn't hold back anymore, and laughed, "But well done! I'll take a look too... so much? "

"You really judge the heart of a gentleman with the heart of a villain," Mrs. Chen squinted at him, "This red one was given to us by the way! I didn't open Amon's gift..."

"And ours? I can smell the sweet smell!" Admiral Chen changed the subject, swallowing secretly, and said stiffly, "Although Jing Yi is quite sensible for remembering to give it to us, how could he?" Always send some sweet and greasy things... Alas, there is no way, and it is not easy to waste, so I can only force it."

"Don't force it. If you don't like it, I like it. I can eat it!" Mrs. Chen ignored Admiral Chen and jumped around after listening to her words. She had already opened the red box at this time.

Inside is a cream cake about eight inches in size.

It's a very simple style, but because of the exquisite materials used, Jing Yi's craftsmanship is very good. He carefully made a ring of flowers around the edge of the cake, and then in a sea of ​​lilies, the two are very similar to General Chen and Mrs. Chen. The little people stood in the middle, snuggling together, smiling in similar arcs, looking serene and happy, and the clothes they were wearing could be seen to be the Tang suit and cheongsam he had given them before, which matched very well.

"This is really..." The sensual Mrs. Chen quickly took a few photos and said, "The food is so carefully made and so beautiful, how can people be willing to talk about it..."

"I think it's good, I think it's good," Admiral Chen grinned from ear to ear, "This gift is really sent to people's hearts."

"Aren't you being stubborn?" Mrs. Chen teased him.

"Ahem, why don't we help the stinky boy check it out? In case what he sent is not suitable, we can also remind Jing Yi, right?" Admiral Chen was as curious as a cat scratching his heart.

Mrs. Chen nodded hesitantly. Although it's not good to open someone else's package privately, but... so curious!

Unwrap the ribbon wrapped around the outside, and carefully open the box.

"Huh!"

This is also a cream cake.

But it's very different from the "normal" cream cake that was given to them...

Fortunately, when Mrs. Chen was peeping, General Chen was by her side, otherwise she might have been so scared that she would have kicked that cake away!

Even an old general like General Chen was taken aback by being caught off guard.

Mainly, who would have thought that someone would make a cream cake in this shape?So is Jing Yi out of his mind?Could it be that he knows that "the most handsome man in the world" is Qin Meng?But it shouldn't be!Qin Meng's vest is basically a one-off. It will be used for this mission, and he will discard it in a short time.

But if he didn't know this, what was his motivation for doing this?

What a grudge!

... I saw that the base of this cream cake is all black.

A skull of the same proportion is carved out of milky white hard cream. This skull is really lifelike!There are black eye sockets, nostrils, mouth, thick teeth, and some deliberately carved gaps.In the end, he also used red jam to subtly make a decorative supplement. In short, the final product is black, white and red. The combination of three extremely impactful colors condenses the charm of a classic realistic sculpture.

But the problem is that it's not a fucking sculpture, it's food!

What kind of neuropathy can make such an anti-human and anti-social appearance on food? !

——Fortunately, they didn't know that Jing Yi originally planned to put a few "corpse insects" in the eye sockets of the skeleton... He finally decided to give up because he was worried that the brat "the most handsome man in the world" would be too weak, after all, too much was too much, This is actually almost the same.

In the extreme silence, the old couple kept talking and opened the small box again.

Unsurprisingly, that set includes several nails, several rings, bracelets, rings, scarves...the jewelry are all in a uniform dark style, even a metal ring the size of a pigeon egg , the decoration is also a realistic skull, and there are two extra crossed leg bones...

It's not that they don't understand, it's that the world is changing too fast.

General Chen said with emotion: "I'd better take back my previous evaluation of Jing Yi, this kid may not be so reliable... Does he want to be scolded to death for giving prizes like winning fans?"

Mrs. Chen covered the boxes back, tied the ribbons, and said hesitantly: "Maybe it was Qin Meng's request? Anyway, I don't think this matter should be that simple. I'd better wait for Qin Meng to come back and let him handle it himself." Let's pretend we didn't see it."

"Of course we didn't see it!" Admiral Chen said with a serious face, "Are we the ones who unpacked the child's package? Really..."

Mrs. Chen: "By the way, how soon will Qin Meng come back? Why do I always feel that if he is not 'resurrected', things will become more and more weird?"

Admiral Chen: "Hurry up, those local chickens and dogs in the reverse order, we can get rid of them in a litter within five days at most! Finally, we will clean up the tail, seven days! It is estimated that Qin Meng will be able to come back in seven days. By then He can declare his resurrection."

Mrs. Chen: "Hurry up, Xiaoyi is busy opening a store, and Qin Meng can help when he comes back. I think they will be able to cultivate a relationship if they get along more."

General Chen: "Hehe... I hope."

……

Jing Xiaoyi must know that the old couple must have died unjustly when they commented on his carefully prepared prize, okay? !

I thought he didn't care about anything!

Even if the brat from "The Most Handsome in the World" left him the words "Ugly", but he is lucky enough to get a prize. "Revenge" him!

He is well prepared!

First of all, the bear child is 15 years old, just at the age when the second disease of the middle school enters the terminal stage!

Secondly, the bear child was born in a military family, so the way of education since he was a child must be extremely tough and brutal, which is different from ordinary people.

Again, he didn't leave too much information, but Jing Yi, a veteran Taobao store owner, is not troubled, because he often sends gifts in the package, okay? !He can deduce that the three words "too ugly" are the key information leaked by the brat!His comics are regarded as the most orthodox art, and the brat scoffed, indicating that he is in a rebellious period, and he likes anti-orthodox and non-mainstream things!

To sum up, the most suitable gift for him must be something with a tough, wild, non-mainstream, and rebellious look!

Just like the dark-type skulls that the second-degree patients on the earth love most, he will definitely be very fond of it.

Hehe, little brat, this prize must have been sent to your heart, right?

I don't believe you can't conquer you like this, just obediently let me become a fan!

Jing Yi smiled, extremely confident.