Rebirth of Interstellar Taobao Master

Although to a large extent, that comic was indeed published for publicity and advertising.

But Jing Yi is not the kind of short-sighted person.

The Mixing people are not fools, if he throws tear gas on one side, and on the other side, he secretly reveals his face of opening a store and doing marketing, what will the fans who were sensationalized and shed tears just now think?Will there be a feeling of being fooled?

Just like he made up stories to sell miserably, purely to make money, the style is gone in one go, and it is easy to provoke Qin Meng's die-hard fans to turn against him and laugh at him to death—even if it is the "black fire" route. Not so.

It’s smarter as it is now. Jingyi opened the store in a low-key way. The cartoon is just an introduction. Fans can take it as a reason why Mrs. Qin opened a store and sells such heavy-tasting things as insect meat. , and then they will silently accept this setting, and feel that Mrs. Qin is really cute and cute, regardless of whether it is out of curiosity or distress, his Taobao store sales will expand rapidly, so this is really smart marketing!

Sometimes, there is such a big gap between "active" and "passive".

Humans are so hypocritical!

The development of the matter was really as Jing Yi thought.

A total of ten pastries, each with 10 servings, were sold out in less than [-] minutes.

When the latecomers found out that they couldn't order the ones they wanted, they all felt so sad!What a despicable thing to yell at those who were the first to discover it!Can eating alone have a good end?What kind of behavior is it to pretend to hold back when you see something good, and give it to "Sanguang" without even saying hello!

Hua Feihua: On behalf of the entire Federation, I despise those scumbags with questionable character!

Flying War Pig: What kind of world is this!One day I wanted to buy a piece of worm meat to eat, only to find out that Nima’s was sold out!Is there any reason? !No, I have to be quiet.

Unrequited love for a flower: I want to appeal, you can't treat me like this, sentence me out without even giving me the right to know, I'm not convinced!Now I beg Mrs. Qin to give me another chance!I just need a chance!

Egg Pain Jun: I really didn’t expect that one day I would be able to see crying while reading a cartoon—attention, it’s not ugly crying!It's not ugly crying!It's not ugly crying! [Important words are said three times], I was really moved to cry... It was such a romantic and warm thing to wash my heart with tears, but unfortunately when I came back to my senses, I found that some little bitches took When I burst into tears, I robbed all the delicious food... I just want to ask you, are you still human? !The most basic trust between people!

I am a soldier: For example, id, I am a soldier, fighting for the Federation, and maybe I will die for the Federation and my compatriots in the next second. After reading that cartoon, I am deeply touched. You understand that I saw Mrs. Qin Are you in the happy mood of opening a store without saying a word? !It's a pity that I came too late after all, and I didn't snatch it... For those who were lucky enough to snatch it, can you see me as a soldier and give me your share?I thank you on behalf of the soldiers!

King of the Fortress: Oh, I'm going, it's the first time I see such a hard-working person... It's a pity that we can't believe you when you tell me!Soldiers fighting on the front line have time to chat and fart online?

A Bear: He is not, I am!I'm really a soldier!If you don’t believe me, I’ll show you my military ID card!But I know it's not easy for everyone, so I won't grab everyone's places. Can Mrs. Qin make an extra one for me!I will add money!Add how much you say! "

Tiger Cub put his chin on Brown Bear's shoulder, glanced at his terminal, and asked, "Why, did Mrs. Ying talk to you?"

The ID of the brown bear's vest is called "A Bear". The key information such as the name and other key information of the military officer's ID card was uploaded, and the rest of them were embarrassed after hearing him talk about his "great achievements".

IQ is really flawed!

The brown bear shook his head in frustration: "I've been overwhelmed by the crowd."

Brother Ying saw that he was not pleasing to the eye, and scolded: "It deserves it!"

The brown bear didn't even look up: "Shut up those who have eaten alone!"

Brother Ying heheed, "Yeah, I really don't like the little things that Xiaoyi sells. Back then, I ate a lot more than this variety, new baked ones! And the most delicious ones were not these pastries, It's the dishes he cooked, deep-fried in hot oil, wrapped in sauce, golden red, fragrant, the taste is absolutely amazing!"

"Brother Ying," Lone Wolf raised his hand, "Can you not hurt the innocent?"

"That's right," Hu Zai also nodded, and said sadly, "My brothers are so hungry and thirsty, there is really no need to describe it in such detail! And Xiaoyi Xiaoyi's barking is so nasty...Dog abuse? You used to No way! You've become bad, you know that?"

Brother Ying took a deep breath: "When we get out of this boat, you see, I won't kill you!"

The brown bear laughed and said: "You idiots, you can't see the situation clearly, can brother Ying be provoked now? I don't even think about the ending of the comic just now, how tragic! How worrying! Now I think of that and leave it alone. Brother Ying’s black and white head portrait can’t help but shed sad tears at the altar table, can’t you understand Brother Ying’s complicated and unspeakable mood? You want to grab the tiger’s whiskers at this juncture, is it over, is it going to be cleaned up? Stupid Bar?"

The monkey raised his hand: "Brother Ying, can you take a while to clean up us? I apply to beat the brown bear first, otherwise I will die in peace!"

Tiger Cub and Lone Wolf laughed together: "Well, let's beat the brown bear together, and then join forces to fight Brother Ying! It's such a happy decision."

The brown bear, who was surprised that he had committed public outrage, said, "Think about it, okay? The enemy is still in the mood to fight against each other. I am so disappointed in you! This is Brother Ying's conspiracy. Wake up! Don't let your loved ones hurt your enemies!" ah!"

In the gag, the spaceship has already left the radiation range of the reverse sequence base, and they can prepare to leave the transport ship.

Because besides the five of them, there are more than a dozen Reverse Order star thieves in the entire transport ship. In order to prepare enough time for the battle, and don’t let Reverse sequence be aware of it, they must quickly deal with these people, and then send the transport ship directly. Destroy it, and pretend to be ambushed by other star thief groups, so that no news can leak out.

First of all, the signal of the whole ship must be blocked.

When the preparations are ready, the five people are like ghost sharks cruising in the deep sea, pinpoint the position of each star thief, attack quickly, and break all their necks to solve it!

After confirming that none of them slipped through the net, they first swept through the belongings in the transport ship's warehouse, and then took out their respective mechs from the space buttons hidden on their bodies—for the sake of concealment, when the five-member team performed latent missions, their mechas They are all equipped with expensive anti-reconnaissance coatings. When they jump into the sea of ​​stars, almost no one can easily find them. It's like a dragon swimming into the sea, and the world is free.

After walking away, the time bomb installed on the transport ship was activated, and the ordinary-looking Reverse Star Thief Group transport ship exploded a very inconspicuous small firework in the boundless sea of ​​stars, and then quickly annihilated, as if never Never existed.

Well, the next thing we need to do is to go to the other two reverse bases to confirm. We must know that sometimes the information obtained through hard work may not be true, or it may be a smoke bomb deliberately made by the enemy. Killing them vigorously, finding the wrong place, and letting the real villains go, then their hard work before is meaningless.

They have already contacted General Chen before, and once the information is confirmed, the troops prepared by the military region will quickly and covertly enter the battlefield, using a three-pronged approach and precise strikes to ensure that the vital forces of the reverse order will be destroyed in one fell swoop in the shortest possible time. , Not a single tile is left behind!

In this operation, only success is not allowed to fail!

You know, the reverse order is the first nail placed inside the Mystic by the X-planets.

This is actually equivalent to a pathfinder.

If this pathfinding stone does not attract any attention from the Federation, those star thieves who are watching will definitely be encouraged—as long as it is beneficial, these villains don’t even mind selling their souls to the devil, so colluding with the X-planets counts. what?

Some guys who are overly conceited probably think that they have both sides, they are simply smart and clever, and they are destined to conquer the stars and seas and reach the pinnacle of life!

At that time, the nails laid by the X-planets will bloom everywhere, and they will be very happy to see the Mysterious people being disturbed by their "own people" and falling into a passive state.

But if the Mixing people see through their plot.

The pathfinder stone was crushed into fine powder immediately.

Kill the chickens to make an example to the monkeys, and let all the scum who are ready to move see clearly the fate of being a lackey!

It is to let everyone know that as long as the Federation makes up its mind, no matter what force it is, they will not be able to escape the end of being wiped out. Even if they take refuge in X-planets, so what?At the critical moment, can the X-planets protect them?Simply naive!

In this way, most of the forces will be able to be honest for a while.

Five ghost-like mechas formed a formation and flew towards the coordinates of one of the remaining two bases.

In the team video, Brother Ying has already stated his position. Since the task is more important, he will write down the bill first. Anyway, the life of the boy Brown Bear has entered the countdown. Try to eat something good for the last two days, then wash his neck and wait.

... The brown bear strongly urged that he would never sit still until he had eaten the delicious food made by Mrs. Ying!

"Give up, you will never be able to eat again, I promise you!" Brother Ying said in a deep voice.

"Hehe, I don't believe it." The brown bear refused to repent, "If you dare to let Yingmao discriminate against me, I will show Yingmao your true colors! He may be able to do it because I betrayed you." It gave me a lot of benefits hahaha... He must not know, you look like a god on the surface, not to mention how wretched you are in reality! Marrying you is really blinding someone as good as my Yingsao..."

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Jing Yi, who is far away from the golden star, does not know that in the sea of ​​stars he longs for, there are several men who are making trouble for him... Just as they were bickering, Jing Yi packed the prize of the brat who was "the most handsome in the world", Express it directly to the general's mansion.

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