Rebirth of Interstellar Taobao Master

Qin Meng is thinking about one thing now.

That is, should we take this opportunity to pass the vest of Goshawk through the Ming Road by the way...

He always felt that as time went by, there would be more and more "dark whistle" around him.Those gangs who eat inside and out may sell him someday.

Instead of falling into passivity, it is better to die early and be reborn early.

But as the saying goes, be lenient when you confess, stay in prison, and be strict when you resist, and go home for the New Year.

This person, after all, has a fluke mentality.

So Colonel Qin is still hesitating...

After absent-mindedly gathering for dinner, and staying to chat with the elders, Qin Meng and Jing Xiaoyi went home together.

After setting the suspension car to automatic driving, Qin Meng and Jing Xiaoyi sat side by side in the back. He held Jing Xiaoyi in his arms anxiously, and found that he didn't resist. No... Who knew it was such a coincidence that I won the first prize, I ate all the cake you gave me, and didn't share a bite with anyone else! Those accessories... are special, but I also keep them well! Cough Cough, I just wanted to play a little joke with you..."

Jing Xiaoyi looked at him with a half-smile: "I didn't expect you to be a goshawk?"

Qin Meng nodded painfully: "That's right, I am indeed Goshawk, I didn't tell you it was me—"

His eyes widened.

what? !Goshawk?Isn't he the most handsome man in the world? !

The feeling at that moment can be completely described in one word, that is - despair.

Damn, is his IQ on par with that kid Chen Chong? !

The next second, he wanted to pat Jing Xiaoyi's butt again—you are really bad, you are so bad!You didn't play like this, just changed the vocabulary secretly, and just got him in.

Qin Meng thought to himself, being phished for law enforcement is not terrible.

The terrible thing is that people use straight hooks, and there is no fucking bait!

How could it not make him even start to doubt life.

Come on, don't get entangled, just admit it honestly.

Qin Meng adjusted his facial expression to be more painful than before, and confessed: "Yes, I am the most handsome man in the world, and I am also a goshawk..."

Jing Xiaoyi: "Pfft!"

Qin Meng looked at him with the gaze of a stray dog.

Jing Xiaoyi couldn't help it at all, he didn't laugh on purpose, he blamed Qin Meng for making that sentence so funny.

As long as you get out of the current context, "I am the most handsome in the world", can you be more narcissistic? "I am also a goshawk", are you planning to spread your wings and fight the sky in the next second?

Hahahaha.

Being poked at the magical point of laughter, he covered his mouth and laughed like a psycho for a while.

Qin Meng was a stray dog ​​at first, but soon, he laughed like a flatterer, even though he didn't know what he was laughing at.

Jing Xiaoyi laughed enough, so he put on a straight face.

"What are you laughing at, you are explaining the problem, be serious to me!"

Qin Meng quickly became serious.

"Is there any problem that I haven't explained, let's explain it together, so as to save trouble in the future." Jing Xiaoyi sat firmly on Qin Meng's lap, while threatening sinisterly.

Qin Meng really thought about it for a few seconds.

He only has two vests, right?

After thinking about it, he shook his head: "There's nothing else, I promise!"

"It's better," Jing Xiaoyi snorted, "Your nature is very serious!"

He glared furiously: "It's okay to be the most handsome man in the world, I never thought you'd be a Goshawk!"

To ask Jing Xiaoyi how he feels now...

The best way to describe it in one word is embarrassment and annoyance.

The shame is that it will be like his several confrontations with "Goshawk"... The shame is too great to bear!Especially when he was accused of stealing the offerings of "beloved deceased husband", this guy must have laughed so hard that his stomach hurts, right?

The annoyance is that the two of them had met so early, but he didn't reveal anything, let himself fight like a fool, and made a fuss. Before he came back, he took the "Madam Qin" Identity smashed!

How do you say that?

Yes, even if the case is raised, it will be hard to get over it!

Anyway, now that he was furious, Jing Xiaoyi was completely unwilling to reason.

It doesn't matter that he has a heavy responsibility, he can't leak the secret.

Qin Meng watched helplessly as the situation changed on his face, and finally "murderous intentions appeared", so he hurriedly made a remedy!

You know, although Colonel Qin is occasionally stupid, he is still very wise and powerful in normal times.

At this critical juncture, it is even more blessed to the soul, completely lighting up the skill of "sweet talk".

"I didn't hide it from you on purpose, I just didn't know how to say it... When I knew I had a wife, even if I risked it, I had to come back and take a look... Now that I think about it, baby, I fell in love with you at first sight It's gone!"

"Hehe." Jing Xiaoyi squinted at him, with a few big characters written all over his face—you must be lying to ghosts!

Qin Meng swore: "Really, I will never lie to you! I was too dull at that time, and I never liked anyone, so the way to express my liking was to bully him... Think about it, if I really don't like you , as long as you tell the general, the general will definitely help me solve this matter properly, and you will never let you use the name of Mrs. Qin to gain your presence on the Internet... It is because I did not resist from the beginning that they opened their eyes. Just close one eye!"

Although this guy was suspected of being glib, but Jing Xiaoyi smacked and felt that what he said actually made sense.

However, he was not so easy to deal with.

Jing Xiaoyi snorted: "Could it be that I still want to thank you for your favor? Then tell me, if you don't like me, how are you going to 'properly resolve' it?"

Qin Meng said: "Let's say that the genes don't match, or dig them out in advance...cough cough, and then use the dragging formula..."

The former does not match the genes, which is a softer solution. The latter digs out the black history of Jing Yi's original body in advance to reveal Qin Zhengyu's bad intentions, which is more drastic—don't doubt the military's ability, they want to dig out some What, a breeze.Of course, if that was the case, Jing Xiaoyi would be ruined, unless he hated being like Qin Zhengyu very much, otherwise, it would be impossible for General Chen to treat an innocent outsider like this.

No matter what the reason is, first declare the marriage invalid, and then delay until Qin Meng comes back alive, everything will be solved easily.

Jing Xiaoyi lowered his eyes and remained silent. He himself knew that what Qin Meng said was the truth. As long as it was a problem, there must be a solution. It's too insignificant to be a threat at all. Even if someone criticizes it for a while, the masses are forgetful. When the hero returns, who cares about the previous one or two cannon fodder!

Thinking of this, Jing Xiaoyi broke out in a cold sweat after realizing it.

If he is really "retired", what will happen to him?

The Qin family has already been offended, and the Jing family is also torn apart. The best result is that Admiral Chen sees him as pitiful and allows him to stay in Jinxing, but he has no backing. Although there are many good things, he must work hard every day. I don't know if I can keep it and live a good life.

If Qin Zhengyu is not forgiving, he must vent his anger on him...

Aliens are so dangerous, I want to go back to Earth.

But as the saying goes, if you lose, you don't lose. Where are there so many assumptions in this world? !Jing Xiaoyi gritted his teeth, he believed that even if he went through the hell mode, he could still pass the level!

Therefore, Qin Meng should not try to change the concept secretly and try to "exonerate" with this reason.

Turning his eyes, Jing Xiaoyi had already thought of a wonderful way of punishment.

"It turns out that you have liked me so early?"

Jing Xiaoyi suddenly smiled like a flower.

Qin Meng looked at him, but suddenly got angry with a very bad premonition.

But he bit the bullet and nodded.

Although at the very beginning, Qin Meng was talking sweet words.

But after he finished speaking, he was stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized that this is actually the truth!

He fell in love with Jing Xiaoyi at first sight.

If it weren't for this, I wouldn't have bickered with him, and would have paid attention to him every day, letting the situation get out of control... Not long after I came back, I reached an agreement with him to make a fake show...

That's how it should be.

Thinking of this, Qin Meng's heart suddenly surged with heat, which made him feel hot all over in an instant.

Especially in the current state of the two of them, Jing Xiaoyi sat obediently in his arms, filled with veritable nephrite jade and warmth!

After Jing Xiaoyi came back to his senses, he immediately noticed that there was a suspiciously shaped stick under his buttocks.

He deliberately twisted twice and smiled even brighter.

Qin Meng is now full of enthusiasm, and his IQ is [-], which is not bad, how could he sense the danger? Seeing that this test seems to have passed, he was immediately flattered and gave Jing Xiaoyi an equally bright smile.

The hovercar stopped.

They are home.

Jing Xiaoyi got off Qin Meng's body, opened the car door and went out, walking in front.

He walked gracefully, very "coquettish".

The hard-pressed Qin Meng was in an embarrassing state. Although he could walk normally, he inevitably hunched over and looked a little wretched.

I met a few neighbors on the road and greeted them warmly.

Jing Xiaoyi responded very kindly.

But Qin Meng...

The neighbor asked, "Colonel Qin, what is this?"

The hard-pressed Colonel Qin tried his best to straighten his chest, and replied calmly: "I got hurt a little, but it doesn't hurt anything."

The neighbors do not suspect him, after all, look at the sky, it is afternoon, the sun is shining brightly above the head, who is so full to think that someone is walking on the street and have evil thoughts?

The only thing they were surprised about was where Colonel Qin was injured. He said it was not serious, but it still looked quite worrying...

The youngest colonel did not come for nothing.

With admiring eyes, they watched Colonel Qin walk into the elevator in a strange posture and went home.

As soon as he entered the door, Colonel Qin, who couldn't bear it any longer, would rush forward and do that beastly thing to Jing Xiaoyi.

But was stopped by Jing Xiaoyi shaking his head.