Rebirth of Interstellar Taobao Master

Facts have proved that at critical moments, brothers are still... very unreliable.

Yes, after the Chen brothers had a laugh at that time, they agreed with a sense of loyalty, and Chen Chong, the most stinky fart in the weekdays, was in charge of topping the tank—anyway, everyone voted with a show of hands, and they all thought that "the most handsome man in the world" This...hahaha vest is the best match for Chen Chong's temperament. It's really vulgar and obscene, and there's a little narcissism in it.

It stands to reason that Qin Meng shouldn't have any more complaints if the brothers are so strong.

But, but IQ is flawed!

Before he could figure it out, this guy ran over and said to Jing Xiaoyi with a playful smile, "By the way, thank you for the gift you sent me earlier! I am the most handsome man in the world."

Jing Xiaoyi raised his head and glanced at him, and found that he was a guy with some freckles on his nose and the corners of his eyes turned up when he smiled.

He snorted: "You are the most handsome man in the world? Don't be too polite, after all, you also returned the gift, didn't you?"

Chen Chong knows about this!Brother Qin Meng has already told him.

Continue to smile: "Yeah, do you like it? Little Skull... quite creative."

What a creative fart, Chen Chong almost despises Qin Meng, naive or not!

Then he thought strangely, Qin Meng is still playing this at such an old age. Could it be to make up for his childhood?Anyway, it is an early manifestation of snake essence disease...

Jing Xiaoyi said again, "It's very creative, by the way, what song did the little skull sing and what dance did it do?"

... Ga?

Chen Chong was dumbfounded.

Then he looked at Qin Meng at the side and rear—why didn't you tell me what it was?

Qin Meng was so angry that he wanted to beat him up on the spot!It's not because you run too fast, just after it was agreed that you will be the head of the tank, you will have fun, can you figure out everything before you go!

In fact, Qin Meng is also to blame for this matter. Looking back on the past, he also felt that this matter was a bit... well, it was very embarrassing, so when he just talked about it, he used the Spring and Autumn brushwork to vaguely put some " Unnecessary" details are omitted.

However, this kid Chen Chong is also very showy, and his brain is full of holes!

Even if you can't answer, it's better to just smirk than to look back at me!

I've never seen such an idiot...

Qin Meng shifted his gaze away, not daring to look at his wife anymore.

He also heard his wife, Master Jing, chuckle and said, "You really are, why are you messing around with Qin Meng? I don't know that the most handsome man in the world is Qin Meng's vest? And you."

Qin Meng: "..."

Before he had time to reach out Erkang's hand, the pig teammate immediately turned against him, and punched him on the shoulder with the face: "I said it was tricky, you are too unkind! We will give you the top tank, and what we say is the same as the truth..."

Qin Meng's expression was horrible.

The other three Chen brothers also covered their faces together, deeply feeling that it is too embarrassing to have such a stupid younger brother!

Jing Xiaoyi smiled meaningfully.

He is also thinking of all kinds of feelings now. He didn't expect that the brat called the most handsome boy in the world turned out to be Qin Meng and his husband!

Isn't the painting style too bad?

I really want to ask their fans, do you know that your male god is so smart? !

In fact, this is not the most terrible.

The most frightening thing is that Jing Xiaoyi did a little bit to expand his association...

The main reason is that when he was "communicating" with the brats just now, he inadvertently asked, have you heard of the code name "Goshawk"?

The bear children either shook their heads in a daze, or eagerly answered, is it the Goshawk team?This is the championship team, Brother Jing, you are so awesome, blah blah blah.

Originally, although a little bit of trouble had been formed, Master Jing had always considered himself a magnanimous person, so it would not have been so long, and he still had a grudge.

But in retrospect, that goshawk was a little too casual in the general's mansion. You must know that this is the general's mansion. Any soldier who comes in has to be honest, right?But that Goshawk was more at ease and calm than Yang Chun!

With a move in his heart, a seed of doubt was planted in Master Jing's heart.

He made some indirect remarks, and confirmed that among the younger generation, except for the Chen family members, that is, Yang Chun, Qin Meng and a few family friends and nephews who could receive similar treatment.

Think back to the size of the goshawk...

Since Qin Meng, a bastard, dared to hide the vest of the most handsome man in the world, then does he also have a reason to hide the vest of "Goshawk"?

Once you think this way, many small details come out.

For example, the codenames of the few closest to Qin Meng are Brown Bear, Lone Wolf, Tiger Cub, Monkey... a group of animals!

But what is Qin Meng's code name?

No one ever mentioned it to him!

What does it mean?

It shows that this guy has a guilty conscience!

At this moment, Qin Meng, who was cheated by his pig teammate, was trying to confess and ask for leniency - at least he could postpone the treatment, so as not to be punished severely in front of so many people. The bastards will not worry about the jokes in the next year...

He never expected that far more than just a vest was stripped from him.

No panties left!

But Qin Meng still underestimated Master Jing's city.

After laughing a few times like a normal person, Master Jing continued to play with the children - his affinity was honed from the orphanage and has been tested for a long time!Coupled with the delicious food in hand, and the halo of the master card maker behind the head, it coaxed the brats into a daze. Several brats even tried to poach Colonel Qin's corner, and told Master Jing : "Don't leave Qin Meng, okay, marry me, okay..."

Qin Meng, who was waiting for a crime, heard it from afar, wishing to kick all the brats to the sky with one kick!

After several hours of torment, it was almost time for lunch.

As soon as they entered the door, they put a few large jars of Buddha jumping over the wall on the fire, and simmered slowly, and there was no need to worry.

Some dishes are prepared in advance, as long as they are sliced ​​and placed on a plate, they can be mixed at most——

For example, the crimson sauce Tyrannosaurus meat has a fine texture, a cross-cut marble pattern, and a transparent fascia. It tastes fragrant and delicious, and it is very chewy.

For example, honey sauce barbecued pork, they chose the belly meat of pangolin-like animals they met in the crypt just after they landed on planet No. Sweet and fragrant.

For example, the simplest garlic-paste white meat, the white meat is directly boiled and stewed, cut into thin slices, and the focus is on the dipping sauce. The garlic and spicy flavors are mixed, so that the white meat does not feel greasy and full of saliva.

Of course, these are mainstream ingredients.

Don't forget what Jing Xiaoyi got his fortune from.

Insect meat!

Wrapped in a layer of bread crumbs, put it in hot oil and deep-fry it on a low heat, and then fry it again on a high heat. Finally, it comes out as a golden dish with a very tender and smooth taste inside and a scorched aroma on the outside. It is the best dish for children. like.

This time they were very lucky to find the seed nest of the super giant praying mantis—like the praying mantis on Earth, these giant praying mantis also like to produce bug seeds in a cocoon-like chamber, the difference is, Each of these insect seeds is bigger than a ping pong ball. Some can be used as egg yolks, and some can be fried directly and served with seasonings.

For today's family dinner, barbecue is the theme.

Everyone set up an oven in the vast backyard, which is an open-air BBQ, directly grilling various meat skewers, fish steaks, and meatballs, with beggar chicken and sweet potato roots buried underneath...

Generals like Admiral Chen, they still couldn’t let go of their figures, and if they passed by, it would affect the atmosphere, so they simply set up a table inside, and the food was delivered to them, without having to do it themselves, just drink a few glasses of wine , Talk about military and national affairs, very leisurely.

As for the backyard, that is the world of the brats!

What is there to say?

The most important thing is not even what to eat, but the process of eating.

Doing it by themselves, they couldn't master the heat at first, but under the guidance of Brother Jing, they quickly mastered the trick. The roast was in full swing, and the food was full of oil. Even the two youngest little guys who couldn't walk steadily, They are all crazy, they don't follow their parents life and death, and run around with their wings, not to mention how easy it is to feed.

Jing Xiaoyi deservedly, is today's popular star.

Children like him, peers like him, and elders like him even more.

Don't think that children don't have face control, in fact they are the most powerful group of face control, you think poaching Colonel Qin's corner is just a joke?People can be serious!In the past, when they met Colonel Qin, they would still worship him. Calling their elder brother was sweeter than their own brother, but now?Colonel Qin is a class enemy, a dragon that hinders him from embracing a beautiful woman!

Forget about the successive hostility!

What happened to Colonel Qin had to think about one thing - otherwise, should he not have a son yet?Why do I always feel that this is digging a hole for myself... What is the probability that my son will come out and rob me?

But he didn't think much about these things at the moment.

What is the cruelest punishment in the world?

It's definitely after the fall!

Jing Xiaoyi obviously failed his studies, so he didn't mention the punishment measures, just hang him like that!What happened was that Colonel Qin was in a panic, he was out of his mind, and he couldn't eat well.

But at this time, those pig teammates of his were still whispering in his ears.

"Come on, you have to do it! You kid is too enviable..."

"That's right! You said you have nothing to worry about..."

"It's beautiful and capable..."

"It goes up to the living room and down to the kitchen..."

"That is, can you talk to Mrs. sister-in-law again and ask him to give us a few more energy cards...Brother, can't I call you brother?"

"In the future, you will go up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of ​​fire without any hesitation!"

Qin Meng was so annoyed by them that he rolled his eyes, damn it, he didn't know?The moment they received the energy card, they had already been bought by Jing Xiaoyi!If something really happens, they will go up the mountain of swords and go down into the sea of ​​fire... They will definitely be traitors at the first moment...