Rebirth of Interstellar Taobao Master

Although there will be a big belly, it does not need to be bound from the beginning. Generally, it takes four months before the parents need to go into battle in person.

After all, at the beginning, it was just a small embryo, so it was easier to "cheat", and it could be handled with a unified human simulator.

on the way back.

Jing Yi was still thinking: "It's amazing! I'm a little panicked..."

Qin Meng is an aborigine, not as illiterate as Jing Yi, an outsider. In fact, Qin Meng is quite strange, why doesn't he even know this kind of common sense?It seems to have been living in a vacuum, the appearance of a bolt from the blue before, so cute...

Jing Yi continued to murmur: "By the way, at the critical moment, you won't be entangled in tasks, so you can leave the matter to me? Let's make an agreement, we must not run away, or my son will be my own. What's the matter with you!"

When he thought about how he or Qin Meng would look with a big belly four months later, he felt thunderous and embarrassing. He covered his mouth and smiled for a while, and showed a terrified look for a while, feeling extremely fine.

Qin Meng hugged him helplessly in his arms, smoothed his hair, and then comforted him one after another, saying nothing more than "Okay, I won't escape", "I'll be fine when the time comes", let him Jing Xiaoyi was very satisfied.

In fact, 80.00% of Qin Meng's thoughts have gone away.

He is thinking about one thing.

That is how to prepare a romantic proposal, and then let Jing Xiaoyi actually marry him?

This matter is called urgent!

Otherwise, the children will be born, is this plausible?

But to be honest, after more than a month, Qin Meng is still a little virgin with no experience. He has a face that has been chopped off by thousands of people. In fact, he is more useless than anyone else. The idea of ​​spectrum...it's just too difficult to be human.

However, as the saying goes, one person counts the disadvantages, and two people count the long. Qin Xiaomeng has a mecha corps anyway. As the leader of the mecha corps, he has needs, and everyone can't even think about it.

"What? Marriage proposal?!"

"Aren't you married yet?"

"Oh, that's right, the previous one doesn't count... I can't tell, our group seat is quite romantic."

"It must be romantic. Madam sister-in-law has been wronged enough to follow the group seat. If you don't make up for it, wouldn't the group block be a scumbag?"

"How many people covet Mrs. Sister-in-law? If the group seat doesn't give me any effort, maybe one day the daughter-in-law will run away with others. It's a pity."

After talking for 5 minutes, these unreliable guys never got to the point!

Qin Meng looked impatiently, and scolded: "I'm waiting for your ideas, so stop talking nonsense!"

Seeing that the group members were impatient, the soldiers below naturally put away the sarcastic remarks that came to their lips, and began to give ideas.

"I think, a marriage proposal must reflect the characteristics of our mecha warriors! You, the group, drive the mecha into space, and command the mecha to dance a hot dance with the sky full of stars as the background... Madam sister-in-law will definitely not be able to resist , hehehe."

"Stupid move! No matter how hot the dancers are dancing, my sister-in-law can't see me sitting in the mecha! The effect is greatly reduced, but it is not beautiful. Tell me, I should be driving a small aircraft, carrying my sister-in-law. Looking at the mecha dance from this angle, it would be perfect..."

"Get the hell out of here! You're clearly a guy with a heart to kill! Besides, you look like a pumpkin, and being a driver will affect the mood of your wife! Why should you let me come?"

After another round of nonsense, these unreliable guys quickly went astray and ran away from the topic for thousands of miles.

After tossing for a long time, Qin Meng finally understood that expecting these guys to give advice is tantamount to asking blindly.

He simply closed the public channel, put on a vest, and posted online for advice.

#My daughter-in-law and I were married before, so I didn’t attend the wedding, but now I’m in love with him, and I want to make him a real wedding. Ask for advice on how to make a marriage proposal more sincere, and what kind of wedding form is better What about romance? #

After thinking about it, Qin Meng added another sentence in the main building: "ps: The landlord is not short of money."

After a while, Qin Meng refreshed the post.

Then he was shocked to find that he was almost overwhelmed by the replies.

First floor: The landlord is a scumbag, the appraisal is complete!

Second floor: You didn't even attend the wedding, this scum is a bit novel... You have the ability to refuse directly, you can't resist the marriage of a wealthy family, so you take your daughter-in-law to vent your anger, I despise you so much!

Third floor: Hee hee hee hee hee, happy to hear and see, but the scumbag landlord, you have to tell us first whether your wife likes you or not!I hope he doesn't like you, this stalk is so cool, the scumbag turned around, and found that the other party had already gone away, slapped his face, you used to ignore me, now I let you get over it!

Fourth Floor: Oh, please be kind, I prefer to get married first and then love reunion comedies compared to abusive male memes!However, you can't be soft-hearted when you abuse the scum before!

Fifth Floor: Am I the only one who focuses on those five words?The landlord is not short of money or anything, and the magic skill of pulling hatred never disappoints. His wife abused him!It must be abused, severely abused!No abuse, no happiness!

……

In order not to be blown off his vest, Qin Meng tried to blur the information as much as possible, using the Spring and Autumn style of brushwork, what should be missed, the general idea has not changed anyway.

Then the more he looked at it, the more he frowned. This off topic is even less reliable than his group of unreliable soldiers!

Quickly pull down.

Ignoring those floors that don't matter, and dragging to the 200th floor, I finally found the first reply that gave him an idea.

Floor 289: If you want to please others, you can't escape four words - do what you like, the host will tell you first, what does your daughter-in-law like?In the scene he likes, wear the clothes he likes, do the things he likes, as long as he likes you too, the proposal will always come true.As for the wedding, it's the same...

Looking down, there are many more specific tricks.

For example, propose in a romantic sea tunnel, rent/buy/build a crystal palace, and organize a wedding in it...

For example, propose in the romantic air corridor, rent/buy/build a private luxury spaceship, and prepare for the wedding in it...

For example, building a wooden house in the forest, arranging a sea of ​​flowers, and taking a fresh and natural route...

For example, go to the vast desert and play with exotic customs...

If you want to play something exciting, then plan a kidnapping. In the end, the landlord is like a god descending to earth, saving his wife from the fire and water, which moved him and made him unable to help himself...

If you want to play something more exciting, then plan a kidnapping. In the end, the landlord is like a god descending to earth, but in the end, he has more than enough energy. Before he died, his last wish was for his daughter-in-law to agree to his marriage proposal, because he really loved him...

All suggestions are based on a central point.

That is - the landlord is not short of money!

As for local tyrants, as long as they are willing to spend money, what effect can't be achieved?

I feel that the plot is weak, so let a professional screenwriter design the plot. Make sure there are tears in the laughter, passion and fire, lingering and pathos. .

Qin Meng: If I really listen to you, then I will be the No. [-] Dashabi in Tianzi.

He deeply felt that most of the ideas on the floor were stinky and had no reference value.

However, there are always some level masters who are more reliable.

For example, the 289th floor.

Match what you like... These four words really hit the point.

But what does Jing Xiaoyi like?

His favorite thing is definitely painting, and his goal in life is to make mechas that he can control. He is good at cooking all kinds of novel delicacies, and there are some secrets that he can't dig out...

Qin Meng was thinking sadly, why does he always feel that knowing these things is useless?How to propose, how to arrange the wedding, he still has no idea.

He considered this for three days.

He thought about it day and night, so much that even Jing Xiaoyi noticed that he was distracted, but no matter how he asked, this person shook his head and pretended to be stupid. After a few times, Jing Xiaoyi simply ignored him. Like a little bee.

He is studying with four masters!

On this day, Qin Meng received a message.

It was sent by Mrs. Chen. Doesn't it mean that the National Day is coming soon?Because the National Day is followed by New Year's Day, according to the usual practice, there will be at least twelve days off, and students and teachers will have a holiday of one and a half months... This is also the longest time of the year, unless there are very special circumstances, otherwise The whole family will definitely get together.

Qin Meng grew up in Chen's family since he was a child. He would definitely celebrate this kind of festival with him, but this year he has an extra daughter-in-law. The younger generations of the Chen family have already said that Qin Meng can not come, but Master Jing Be sure to be there, there are a lot of his little fans here!

In fact, Qin Meng speculated darkly, those brats must be coveting the new energy card made by his wife!After all, waiting for the lottery draw, God knows when it will be drawn?If he meets the real master directly, is he ashamed not to give everyone some greetings?

Or how can I say that all men marry their wives and forget their mothers? Qin Meng's elbow has been turned sideways early in the morning, and he feels very distressed that his wife will be troubled or something.

Talking to Jing Xiaoyi, Jing Xiaoyi suddenly realized that there is such a thing, he nodded and said he knew, but he did not need Qin Meng to remind him, he prepared a lot of new energy cards according to the head, packed them, and used this to send People, decent and easy.

When he headed to Chen's house, Jing Xiaoyi remembered another thing.

Before, there was a child with secondary illness called "The Most Handsome in the World", who left a message to himself and said something rude, but luckily won the prize, he sent a dark-style gift to him, and the child replied "Green Hairy Superman" ", Little Skull danced so high, it's still fresh in his memory!

I want to meet this guy and let him know how many eyes Prince Ma has!

When Qin Meng was driving, he always felt a dark wind blowing his face. He moved his body, thinking, why did he always feel that he had forgotten something?