Rebirth of Interstellar Taobao Master

A couple of famous interstellar couples are sitting obediently in the reception room, being surrounded by the staff of the breeding center...and asking questions.

"Are you sure you have enough economic strength to satisfy the material life of future generations?"

Wearing glasses, the middle-aged doctor with a serious face flipped through their application materials and asked in accordance with the procedures.

There was a muffled laughing and laughing sound.

The team leader is rigid... Could it be that he doesn't know who these two are in front of him?Also economic strength... Let alone raising one or two, there is no pressure to raise a few teams!

Probably out of nervousness, the young couple didn't feel that there was anything wrong, and answered honestly: "Yes, we are sure." And attached an asset estimation form.

Colonel Qin Meng is okay, he can only be regarded as an ordinary rich man, but Master Jing is different, his current net worth is rolling upwards every day, the number is really abrupt and disharmonious, 90.00% nine When people see it, they will spontaneously have an urge to steal from the rich and give to the poor.

The middle-aged doctor read it carefully and verified the authenticity of the stamped seal. He was very strict and responsible.

He then asked the next question: "Are you sure you are mentally prepared to welcome the new member of the family? Love him, take care of him, and let him grow up healthily?"

It was the first time for Qin Meng and Jing Xiaoyi to face such a battle, and they were taken aback by the middle-aged doctor, and felt weirdly married.

Are you willing to marry so-and-so, respect him and love him from now on, no matter poverty or disease, you will never leave him...

What the hell, are the Mixing people funny?Before giving birth, she was so serious and serious...

But probably because of this, the two of them suddenly felt a sense of sacredness and mission, their palms sweated more, their fingers intertwined, their tongues were dry, and they nodded together: "Yes, we are ready."

After answering this sentence, the young couple suddenly remembered something—ah, I almost forgot, speaking of which, the two of them haven't held a real wedding yet, which seems a bit regrettable?Be sure to remember to make up for it later...

The middle-aged doctor didn't care about the ups and downs in their hearts. After getting the answers he needed, he began to dutifully explain to the couple what preparations they needed to make. After speaking, he put away the form and filed it. , he was ready to leave and receive the next wave.

Then, the middle-aged doctor was stopped by Master Jing.

Master Jing looked troubled.

Although the middle-aged doctor is rigid in his work, he has the advantage of being serious and responsible at the same time. After standing still, he waited eagerly for Master Jing to ask questions.

Master Jing babbled and groaned for a long time before finally asking the question.

"Well, on the way here, I saw a lot of men with big bellies... What's going on?"

After these two celebrities came to the breeding center, this strange middle-aged doctor should not be moved. The other doctors and nurses, regardless of men and women, have already pricked up their ears, always paying attention to the movement here From time to time, people from other departments ran over to watch under the pretext of delivering couriers/drinking water/delivering materials/asking where the toilet is (...).So this not too big reception room can really be said to be full of people, with a constant flow of people.

After these people heard Master Jing's question, they couldn't help it at all, and they said "噗", "噗", "噗" one after another, just like Qin Meng's previous reaction!

Master Jing's face was bruised and purple, not to mention annoyed in his heart.

Could it be that he asked a stupid question?

But he hadn't heard of it before, that the men of Mi Xing still have the ability to "pregnancy and have children"!

Inertial thinking, it’s the interstellar era, shouldn’t it be similar to test-tube babies, artificially simulating the conception environment... As for the two of them, what they can do is to pay money, provide genetic samples, and then come here every now and then to care about the progress of the pregnancy , Waiting for the month to come, when the fruit is ripe, I will take my son home.

In fact, he had never seen a man with a big belly before!

Could it be that he had lost his mind?

Master Jing suddenly remembered a black technology he had heard about in his previous life on Earth.

It is said that there are scientific research institutes researching artificial wombs, transplanting artificial wombs into men's bodies, the effect is the same as natural wombs, with this black technology, men can have children, this is the gospel of all women, and it will save women from reproduction Freed from heavy responsibilities, and on this basis, the era of real equality between men and women is coming, blah blah blah.

Master Jing still remembers that when the report came out, the customer service girls under him were so excited, they smiled evilly and sinisterly, and they sized him up and down three times, which made him break out in a cold sweat. To avenge personal revenge publicly, I worked overtime for an hour that day.

Could it be that he didn't catch up on the earth, and when he travels to the dense planet, he wants to enjoy the sour taste of this black technology instead?

Master Jing broke out in a cold sweat at first.

Then the next second, he suddenly became enlightened.

He turned his head abruptly, staring at his husband Qin Meng up and down.

It doesn't matter, anyway, a dead fellow Taoist will never die a poor daoist.

Let Qin Meng enjoy it. He has good physical strength and stamina, and the children he gives birth to will definitely be healthier and more beautiful.

Such a happy decision.

Qin Meng watched him squint his big eyes, with a strange light shining inside, and inexplicably had a very bad premonition.

Although he is not the roundworm in Jing Xiaoyi's stomach, Qin Meng is so smart!He was so obvious, how could he not know what kind of idea he was planning!

Fortunately, before the young couple "cannibalized each other" first, the middle-aged doctor spoke.

"Nonsense! Are you ready to be a father? You don't even understand the most basic common sense! Don't check it yet, go to the class and pass it."

In the end, they still didn't get an answer, so Master Jing was disheartened, and together with his husband Qin Meng, they were assigned to a small class in a "Father-to-be Training Center".

Here, the ignorant Master Jing finally opened the door to the new world.

Speaking of the technology of unnatural reproduction, it also experienced some twists and turns in the early stages of development.

Just like the 21st century on Earth, technology has developed, but social ethics is difficult.It's like test-tube babies, synthetic embryos, and large-scale machine production... Some people think this is a blessing, but some people think it's a complete collapse of ethics.

The later result is that ethics must also keep pace with the times. The development of science is always to make human beings live more comfortably and conveniently, and to free human beings from the burden of reproduction. Anyone who wants to can easily obtain their own My child, how wonderful!

During that period of time, women almost gave up on natural conception. All the children were bred by machines, and the pregnancy and baby cabins were placed on the assembly line one by one, which looked similar to mechanized hatching eggs. Nutrition, every link is scientific and effective, and when the child is born, it will be returned to the parents.

The babies all looked fine, no different from those born naturally.

But just after everyone was relieved and accepted this new technology that benefited the country and the people, it broke down.

That generation has a similar trait.

That is, they all have certain psychological problems.

Direct manifestations are indifference, vulnerability, poor ability to bear pressure, selfishness, lack of emotion...

If there is a problem with one or two, no one will take it seriously.

But almost all of them were recruited, which means that there is a real problem.

This method of reproduction was suspended, and various scholars took turns to analyze the reasons.

The final conclusion is that if the fetus reproduces naturally, they will be sensitive to the heartbeat and emotions of the mother. After a certain month, they can still hear the voices of the outside world and "live" and "socialize" with the mother. The so-called prenatal education is rooted in this. Although the fetus will not understand those things, their "subconscious" will remember that this will affect their personality development to a certain extent, and determine whether they will have a healthier mental state in the future. .

The nursery in the form of an assembly line is cold, even if you play some music or tell stories from time to time, it can't replace the real companionship of your parents.

Now that the root cause has been found, the next step will be easy.

The researchers quickly developed a "portable" nursery. The shell of this nursery is soft, like a water bag, which completely simulates the real internal environment of the human body, and there are several tubes to collect the mother's body. The pheromones, such as emotions, these abstract things, "install" the portable baby nursery on the human body, and it fits perfectly. Parents talk and chat, sing and tell stories, including heartbeat and breathing, all of which can affect the fetus, just like a real pregnancy Same.

When the baby develops well and it's time to be born, it's just a matter of peeling off the nursery compartment, which is very convenient.

It is worth mentioning that there is another advantage of this kind of baby nursery, that is, the husband and wife can take turns to get pregnant, and whoever is free can come for a while. Of course, it is best not to change too frequently, because it is like changing a room. No matter who you are, you have to get used to it for a while, not to mention the already fragile fetus...

As the saying goes, listening to your words is better than reading ten years of books. The illiterate master Jing listened carefully to the teacher's explanation the whole time, and the whole person who was fooled was drunk, blinking a pair of misty eyes, but the pressure on the teacher's stare was great. , sweating profusely, drank several glasses of water during one class, and rushed towards the bathroom with his hands on his lower abdomen after class-what is the most uncomfortable beauty's grace!Being stared at by a beauty is really unbearable for most people, especially when the beauty and her husband are watching by her side.

Master Jing didn't have time to think about the melancholy of those passers-by. With an open heart, he took Qin Xiaomeng of his family to the department in charge of genetic matching.

Then shyly, the two were assigned a hut, helped each other, took a sufficient number of tadpoles, put them into test tubes, and then they didn't have anything to do for the time being.