I, a scumbag, only flirt, not marry [Quick Transmigration]

The winter vacation is just a few days away from the Chinese New Year. The aunts are rarely free to help the fourth aunt buy new year's goods, mainly food and drink, and prepare for the most comprehensive reunion of the Gu family over the years. Year.

The second aunt said that when the time comes, she will bring her two daughters, as well as a family member.

Yan Nianxin met the twins of the second aunt's family once, just once, the grandparents of the children, that is, Liu Xia's parents, loved these two children very much, and they have been raising them by their side since weaning, the second aunt and his wife I go to see the kids every day.

For the sake of the two of them, the child's grandmother didn't even do her job, and left her hands to the grandfather to take care of the child, saying that she wanted to make up for the regret of not taking good care of the second uncle and sister when they were young.

In short, this New Year's Eve dinner is destined to be a lively one, and Liu Xia's parents and sisters will also come.

Fifth Aunt whispered that Auntie Auntie was doing a fake job for personal gain. She actually wanted to spend New Year's Eve with Liu Yubing, so she pulled Liu Xia out as a cover.

Aunt Wu has already secretly brought back a handful of beaded fruit. She counted them, and there are six of them. Each one is the size of a kumquat. The skin is very thin. You can see the petals inside through the skin. The size is like Kumquat, it looks like kumquat, but I don't know if it tastes like it.

For this reason, she specially sang a harmony routine with the fifth aunt and the second aunt, who was the only one in the family who had eaten the pearl fruit.

The second aunt said that the pearl fruit is sour and sweet. It tastes more like an orange than a kumquat, but it is not the same. There is a bit of dragon fruit in it, and a bit of apple.

The fifth aunt gave her an ok sign, and the two of them withdrew from the kitchen and hid in the fifth aunt's room to discuss.

Xiao Wu said: "That's it! On New Year's Eve, you say that you are the youngest in the family. To show your filial piety, give each person a glass of freshly squeezed juice by yourself. The recipe is... 80% fresh orange, 10% dragon fruit %, Apple 10%."

Yan Nian couldn't help but thumped his palms, and said excitedly, "Then I'll top up Mama Feng's cup! Make sure she won't see it!!"

Xiao Wu nodded: "Next, let's discuss the order of delivering the juice."

Yan Nianxin expressed his approval: "This is really a technical job, so others won't talk about it. It doesn't matter who comes first. The key is Mama Feng and Mama Lan. Who should serve it first?"

Xiao Wu analyzed: "Your mother Lan has suffered a lot before. She has never been to an amusement park, never drank fruit juice, and rarely even eats ice cream. If your mother Feng has snacks and drinks, she usually gives them to your mother Lan first. You have to give it to your mother Feng first, she will at least let your mother Lan take the first sip."

Yan Nianxin quickly shook his head: "No, no, it's not okay. Both of them are pregnant, but I can't do it. Besides, I don't want my mother Lan to suffer."

Xiao Wu laughed and said, "Then you are willing to let your mother Feng suffer?"

Yan Nianxin waved his little paw, and said solemnly: "Mama Feng is not an ordinary person, Mama Feng is a domain venerable, so she is equivalent to a fairy. Isn't it just like playing with a fairy?"

Although it's not like playing, but it's almost enough to have Xiaosi's help.

Xiao Wu continued to analyze: "But if you give it to Lan's mother first, it won't work. Your Feng's mother will definitely be jealous. If you look over at me, your Lan's mother has to pass the juice quickly."

Yan Nian had a thought: "Then I'll give two glasses together, one for Lan's mother and one for Feng's mother!"

Xiao Wu shook his head: "Your mother Feng is Yuzun after all, and she is very sensitive to smells. There is a high probability that they will sit together. Your two cups have different aromas and slightly different colors. If they are so close, if they are in someone else's hands, She may not pay attention, it is in your Lan mother's hands, she may notice something is wrong."

Yan Nianxin's shoulders suddenly collapsed.

"Isn't it just a glass of juice? Why is it so difficult? Then what do you say?"

"The only way to do it is to... smack around."

Xiao Wu leaned into Yan Nianxin's ear and muttered for a while, Yan Nianxin's eyes lit up, and he nodded his head.

"Aunt Fifth is smarter!"

Xiao Wu smiled unspeakably cunningly: "Xiao Zuier is so sweet, feel free to come to me in the future if you have anything to do, especially related to your mother Feng, I promise I will help you no matter where you go."

"Okay~!"

——Don't think that I don't know you just want to see Fengma's joke...

— But never mind!I also want to see!

——Who made Feng Ma always bully Lan Ma, hum! ~

It’s New Year’s Eve in the blink of an eye. In order to protect the atmosphere, fireworks and firecrackers are strictly prohibited across the country. Without the crackling sound, although the New Year’s flavor is a bit less, it is still quite friendly to families with small babies, otherwise they are afraid of scaring the children.

Liu Xia's parents like to watch the Spring Festival Gala. In order to give the old couple a sense of belonging, the elder sister specially installed a TV in the living room without a TV. She turned it on early and switched to the central set. Backstage footage, on-site interviews, stuff like that.

Liu Xia's father is the only man in the family. He is more at ease with a TV. Watching the TV, eating melon seeds and drinking tea, he can save some stomach so he can eat later.

Dinner was set up in front of the TV. Everyone sat around the Eight Immortals table, listening to the excitement of the Spring Festival Gala, eating, drinking, and serving dishes, and talking auspicious words to each other. Milkman, it really feels like several generations live together, the whole atmosphere is different.

It was Liu Xia's mother who was so happy that she accidentally asked about Xu Qinglan's family.

"I heard from Da Chong that there are only your mother and two younger brothers in your house, and the younger brother is not married, so why don't you come here together? Everyone is lively and lively."

Big Chong is Liu Xia's nickname. Liu Xia's original name was Liu Xia Chong, and Xia Chong is indescribable, so her younger sister is called Liu Yubing.

Liu Xia coughed, coughing desperately.

"Cough cough cough! Mom! Cough cough cough cough! Your granddaughter is hungry, hurry up and feed some carrot puree."

Liu Xia's mother saw that the child's IQ may have also been immature, and she didn't hear the voice-over.

"I just fed this stewed mashed potatoes, but it's rotten. The child is full and doesn't drink any milk. Why are you hungry?"

But fortunately, Liu Xia's mother forgot the question she just asked after finishing such a long list, and remembered a new one.

"Hao Yan, you are the eldest sister, are you tired of bringing a group of younger sisters?"

Although the elder sister usually looks like she is high and mighty, she is very polite in front of her elders.

She smiled slightly and nodded, "Fortunately, the younger sisters are more obedient."

"That's better. You see, there are only Liu Xia and Liu Yubing in our family, and each is worse than the other."

Liu Yubing was burying her head in eating, and cast a dissatisfied glance at her mother.

"Why are you piggybacking on me?"

Liu Xia's mother put her arms around her eldest granddaughter and said, "Aren't I worried about you? You see that your sister and child are about to run away, and you don't even have a date yet. When will you bring one home for mom!"

Liu Yubing was almost depressed.

"Didn't you mean Gu Haoyan? Why are you talking about me so much?"

It was only then that Liu Xia's mother remembered what she said just now: "Yes, I said Haoyan, Haoyan, you are not young anymore, and it's time to find a partner. Let me tell you, don't trust people in the industry, the entertainment industry is too chaotic. Find someone outside the circle, it doesn't matter if the door is not right, the most important thing is to know the hot and the cold."

The eldest sister is probably the most incompetent actress of the year. She can act if she wants to act. If she doesn’t want to act, she can’t hire anyone. She doesn’t need to deliberately do business, and she has her own topicality. Who would dare to have a big-name hat backed by the Gu family?Tired of life?

The elder sister cast a sideways glance at Liu Yubing, and said with a smile, "You don't need to know the cold or the hot, just don't piss me off."

Liu Xia's mother said: "It's definitely not possible before marriage. If you want to look good, you want to have a family, and it's too late for others to provide for you. How dare you be mad at you? I'm afraid that after marriage, the fox's tail will be exposed. Only people and ghosts can see the truth."

Liu Xia's father on the side couldn't help but said: "You talk as soon as you talk, why do you keep gouging me out? In front of the children, really."

Liu Xia's mother put her arms around her eldest granddaughter and pointed to Liu Xia's father, "Don't look for someone like him. What you said before getting married is nice. Why do I raise you? I promise to treat you well for the rest of my life. What happened?"

"Am I bad to you?"

"Okay, okay, okay? It's Chinese New Year, I'll save face for you."

Liu Xia's mother said again: "I just sent a lot of blind date photos to Xiaobing's V letter a few days ago. After dinner, you and Xiaobing will pick and choose together. Since you are not busy during the Chinese New Year, hurry up and make an appointment." See a few, maybe next year we can have wedding candy for both of you."

Liu Yubing was dissatisfied and said, "Mom!"

"Mom, what's the matter? You can't use so many alone. What are you afraid of sharing with your eldest sister? That's the deal."

——How dare you go on a blind date behind her back... Hehe...

Gu Haoyan smiled very nicely.

"Good auntie, I'll go to my room with Xiaobing after dinner... Take a look."

Liu Xia's mother nodded in satisfaction, and said to Liu Yubing: "Look at Haoyan, how obedient and reassuring. Tell you that you can compliment me ten times. My gray hair is all because of you!"

Immediately, Liu Xia's mother said to Xiaosi and Xiaowu again: "You two are not dating, are you? Let's go and see together. I sent dozens of photos, and you can't get enough of each other."

Xiao Si was quick-witted, shook his head quickly and said, "I'm going on a business trip soon, and this trip may take a year and a half. Let's talk about it when I come back."

Xiao Wu followed suit: "I'm going to go abroad after the Chinese New Year, and I don't know when I'll be back."

Liu Xia's mother said regretfully: "Those guys are pretty good, it's a pity...it's okay, I'll introduce you when you come back!"

A Liu Xia's mother, whose combat power surpassed that of a large family, counted all the family members on the table. Seeing her looking at her, Yan Nian's scalp became numb, and he quickly lowered his head and tried his best to eat.

—she can't see me, can't see me, can't see me!

"Nian Nian~ Your name is Nian Nian, right?"

——If you can’t even remember your name, why don’t you just ignore me?

Yan Nianxin shed tears that filled the Huangguoshu Waterfall, no matter how broken his heart was, he still raised his hypocritical and sincere smile that he practiced in front of Gu Shuofeng, and looked up at Liu Xiama.

"Yes, grandma. My name is Yan Nianxin, and my nickname is Niannian."

Liu Xia's mother was very happy when she called grandma.

If this was called a year earlier, she would definitely not be able to handle it, since she is clearly only in her 40s!What grandma? !Can the dead girl speak? !

But now it's different, she has really become a grandma!Being called grandma again, I feel excited that my little granddaughter will call grandma when she grows up.

Especially, she gave birth to two daughters and still had the chance to be a grandmother, which made her so beautiful.

Who said that only a son can be a grandma?I act like a girl!

Once Liu Xia's mother was happy, Yan Nianxin was even more unlucky.

"Is Nian Nian still in high school? How high is it?"

"Sophomore year."

"Second year of high school?! Isn't that the college entrance examination soon? How many points did you get in this semester?"

Evil New Year!Evil relatives away!

Yan Nian wanted to cry but had no tears.

"Well... just... not so good."

"Oh...it doesn't matter if it's not good! I know a few good tutors. They were the ones who took Xiaobing to take Xiaobing's college entrance examination. They are all super old teachers, and they teach very well! I'll introduce you later!"

"Thank you grandma, but I live on campus, so I'm afraid I can't ask for a tutor."

"Live at school..."

Yan Nianxin suddenly had a bad feeling. Is it too late for her to take back the word "living in school"? !

Obviously too late.

Liu Xia's eyes lit up: "Then we won't hire a tutor, I'll ask those old teachers to recommend some tutorial books for you, papers and the like. At the beginning, I bought three big cardboard boxes for Xiaobing, and there are new ones every day." Question brush! It works."

When Gu Shuofeng heard this, he slightly curled his lower lip.

"That's a good thing. I'm only a sophomore in high school now, and I still have a year and a half to go. I'm starting to study the questions now. I don't have to worry about failing in Qingbei in the college entrance examination."

Liu Xia's mother seemed to have found a bosom friend, and she immediately smiled: "Yes, yes! I will call the old teacher tomorrow morning to celebrate the New Year, and ask her to recommend the bibliography papers by the way."

Gu Shuofeng smiled wickedly and slyly: "Then I will trouble Auntie."

"No trouble no trouble, hahaha, my family should."

—Have you ever asked me for my opinion? ! !

Yan Nianxin was on the verge of collapse.

cry.

This day is over.

When the fourth aunt told her that she was actually a descendant of a god, her first reaction was... Wow~~ I finally don’t have to study~~

However, the reality gave her two ears.

It was only later that she found out that the place she had been living in, which was exactly the same as the modern world, was actually an illusion. The fourth aunt feared that she would not be able to adapt to modern life after staying in the fantasy world, so she created that secret realm in that small fantasy world. Let her study and go to school in it, wasting 16 years of fantasy fantasy in vain.

It was just before she left that she was taken by her fourth aunt to travel around the fantasy world. It was the first time she wore a fairy-like ancient costume and enjoyed a wave of flying with a sword. These 16 years have been very difficult for her. Saying it is like holding a mountain of gold and silver and eating a bun, thinking about it makes me cry.

Finally, the meal is over, and the happiest thing is the two carefree twin baby babies who haven't grown a single tooth yet. Liu Xia's mother holds one, and Gu Lingluo holds the other. Everyone laughs into crescent eyes. Strangely cute.

Yan Nianxin was dominated by the fear of those big boxes and exercises, and almost forgot the business. Fortunately, Xiao Wu reminded her.

After eating just now, everyone had no room in their stomachs. Yan Nianxin patiently watched the Spring Festival Gala with him for a while, and saw that the melon seeds on the ground had been scratched, so he got up and went into the kitchen.

Xiao Wu didn't dare to follow her to help, the whole family, Gu Shuofeng was most wary of her, including Xu Qinglan, who also paid close attention to her, especially when she was close to Yan Nianxin.

——It’s not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, so don’t guard against me, and you won’t be able to guard against you!

Xiao Wu was reclining on the edge of the sofa, knocking on the melon seeds, looking completely fine, no one could see that she had the slightest sign of trouble.

Yan Nianxin was alone in the kitchen playing with the wall-breaking machine, cutting oranges, dragon fruits, and apples.

Xiao Si came in and rolled up her sleeves to help, but she quickly stopped her.

"Aunt Si, take a break, I'll be fine."

Xiaosi recalled the past when Yan Nianxin had a sudden whim and insisted on baking her a birthday cake with his own hands, so he didn't think much about it, patted her head, praised her for being good, and went out.

So, it's hard to guard against house thieves. Who would have thought that a naive and cute girl like her would join forces with the most evil fifth aunt?

This is as exciting as Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf Alliance engaging in hunters.

It took a full half an hour before Yan Nianxin finally got enough juice.

There was not enough space for one tray, so she took out a few glasses first.

Liu Xia's parents gave it first, and when Liu Xia's mother was happy, she gave the New Year's money in advance, together with Liu Xia's father.

Then give it to the second aunt and second uncle, starting with Liu Xia's parents, and their new year's money is also in hand.

Auntie Liu and Auntie Liu Yubing went upstairs to look through the blind date photos after dinner. If they weren't there, they skipped them first, and brought the remaining glass to Auntie Four.

The tray was empty, and Yan Nianxin went back to fetch the remaining glasses.

Xiao Wu stretched her waist and stood up, threw the melon seed shells into the trash can, clapped her hands and moved them to Xu Qinglan's ear.

"There is something I want to discuss with you, can I borrow a step to go upstairs?"

Gu Shuofeng was sitting next to Xu Qinglan, no matter how small the voice was, it couldn't escape Yu Zun's ears so close.

Gu Shuofeng glanced at Xiao Wu, guessing that maybe he wanted to inquire about Buxiu's whereabouts from Xu Qinglan, so he ignored her.

Xu Qinglan got up and followed upstairs, and Yan Nianxin also brought out juice.

Glancing at Lan's mother's absence, Yan Nianxin secretly heaved a sigh of relief, and directly brought Gu Shuofeng the cup with toppings.

Pfft!Pfft!Pfft!

Although they lived two lifetimes, the brains of human babies limited their thinking and cognition. Even with the memory, Yan Nianxin developed from scratch, no different from a normal 16-year-old girl.

After all, she has little experience, no matter how calm she pretends to be on the surface, she can't control her beating heart.

Gu Shuofeng took the juice, listened to the violent heartbeat that was so close to him that he wanted to jump out of his chest, he lazily raised his eyes and glanced at Yan Suixin, the arc of his red lips was meaningful.

She held the juice under her nose and sniffed it quietly, orange... dragon fruit... apple?

Nothing seems to be wrong.

No, definitely not, otherwise why is the heart beating so fast?

Gu Shuofeng leaned forward and put the juice on the coffee table.

Yan Nianxin's face changed slightly, and he asked subconsciously, "Mother Feng, don't you want to drink? This is the first time I squeezed it with my own hands."

Gu Shuofeng raised his eyes and smiled, his gentleness made it impossible to find any faults.

"Your mother Lan hasn't had a drink yet, keep it for her."

Yan Nianxin casually picked up a glass of juice from the tray, and said, "Look, didn't I leave it for Mother Lan? There's also Auntie Auntie Five and Auntie Xiaobing. That glass is yours, you Try it, I finally squeezed it once..."

Yan Nianxin said it aggrievedly, as if Gu Shuofeng really failed her filial piety by not drinking, Liu Xia's parents all looked towards the side.

Gu Shuofeng glanced at the orange juice on the coffee table, and suddenly reached for the glass in Yan Nianxin's hand.

"Niannian has grown up and is sensible, okay, mommy."

Gu Shuofeng took a sip.

Sweet and sour, with orange, dragon fruit and apple flavors, it seems to be the same as the previous cup, wait, it seems a little different, this cup seems to be more...sweet...

Oops!

Gu Shuofeng pressed his heart suddenly, and the juice in his hand shook twice, almost splashing out of the glass.

Yan Nian had a sharp eye and a quick hand, so he quickly took the cup and put it on the coffee table.

Seeing that something was wrong, Xiaosi quickly got up and supported Gu Shuofeng, and touched his forehead with his hand.

So hot!

Quickly sacrifice a trace of spiritual power to detect the pulse.

Little Four: "..."

Liu Xia's parents noticed something was wrong, so they hurried over.

"what happened?"

Gu Shuofeng's beautiful eyes are half closed, eyelashes are trembling, his cheeks are seductively peachy, his delicate red lips are slightly parted, the tip of his bright red tongue is trembling slightly, and the breath he exhales is frighteningly hot.

Xiao Si glanced at Yan Nianxin, the culprit, hugged Gu Shuofeng in his arms, and smiled calmly: "She's just drunk, I'll send her back to her room."

Liu Xia's father was surprised, "Drunk after two glasses of red wine?"

"She drinks lightly."

The beaded fruit was really powerful, and Gu Shuofeng became unconscious after just one sip. The only thing she knew was that the person in front of her was not an enemy, and she could be trusted. As for who it was, she couldn't tell who it was. Instinctively, he squinted his blurred eyes and drilled into Xiao Si's arms.

Sisters belong to sisters, this kind of thing can never be done easily, especially the third sister is not without a wife.

Xiao Si endured Gu Shuofeng's harassment, reluctantly went up to the second floor, pushed away Gu Shuofeng's room and hurried in, while Xiao Wu sent a message.

[Gu Fujin: Where's Xu Qinglan?Let her come to the bedroom on the second floor! 】

Xiao Wu had nothing to say to find something to chat with Xu Qinglan, and he didn't get to the point after talking for a long time, Xu Qinglan already felt that something was wrong, before he got up to leave, Xiao Wu stood up abruptly.

"Third Sister tells you to go to the second floor!"

"what's up?"

"How do I know? Go quickly, she is in a hurry."

Xu Qinglan went downstairs full of suspicion, and when she opened the door, she saw Gu Shuofeng hugging Xiao Si's neck, hooking her head and about to kiss her.

Xu Qinglan opened her eyes slightly, the dark tide in her eyes was surging, her anger almost broke the dike!

But in just a second, Xu Qinglan regained her senses.

——They are sisters, impossible.

——Is this how Shuo Feng felt when he saw her hugging Nian Nian?

"What's up with her?"

Xiao Si couldn't stand it any longer, so he quickly waved at her.

"Don't ask, come quickly!"

Needless to say, Xu Qinglan has already walked over quickly.

Before Xiaosi could break Gu Shuofeng's tightly hugging arms, Gu Shuofeng's blurred eyes caught Xu Qinglan's eyes. He had clearly lost his sanity, but he immediately let go of Xiaosi, turned his head and plunged into Xu Qinglan's arms, borrowing Throwing her down with his weight, he pressed his hot breath to her lips.

Xiao Si wiped off his hot sweat, straightened his clothes before turning off the light and closing the door to come out.

The eldest sister and Liu Yubing heard the movement and went downstairs.

Liu Yubing went straight down to the bottom, but the eldest sister turned to Xiao Si Xiao Wu on the second floor.

"what happened?"

Xiao Si glared at Xiao Wu, "Ask her."

Little Five glanced at the ceiling, and coughed twice.

"Well...this..."

After hearing what Xiao Wu had said, the elder sister not only did not reprimand her, but instead looked meaningfully at the closed door.

"Maybe it's God's will."

"What?" Little Four asked.

"It's nothing, everything went smoother than I imagined."

The eldest sister always speaks without beginning or end, but the fourth seems to understand, but the fifth is at a loss.

"What are you hiding from me again?"

Xiaosi pondered for a few seconds, then said with a smile: "I understand eldest sister, Xiaowu really did a good deed."

Xiao Wu: "??????"

——I am not trying to do good deeds!I'm taking revenge!

Downstairs, there was a crackling sound of a cup, and Liu Xia exclaimed: "Xiaobing?! What's wrong with you, Xiaobing?!"

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Too sleepy, didn't catch bugs, went to bed first.

Thank you for eating sweets today~ Sham Shui + Double Rockets~ Baoyang Yiqi~ My God~ Please make your sisterhood more intense~ I am moved for you!

Thanks to the little magic fan~ The rocket launcher supports Yiqi~ You show me a dog food~haha~

Thanks to 24982667~9 grenade for support~ my dear~ tell me you are not hand slippery~ I am moved and cry~

Thank you, I want to drink 42 bottles of Shiyu's mother's breast milk; 10 bottles of Xiaomofan and hjfhdjs; I want to give myself a cute 8 bottles; 1 bottle of Yu~ water Wenwen~