I, a scumbag, only flirt, not marry [Quick Transmigration]

Liu Yubing finally got rid of that annoying Gu Haoyan, and went downstairs.

The melon seeds had bottomed out, Gu Lingluo took the melon seed tray to the kitchen to add more, while Liu Xia was putting the juice cups in the tray on the tea table, freeing up the empty plate and taking it back to the kitchen without taking up space.

After she finished setting her front feet, Liu Yubing walked up to the sofa and sat down on her back feet. She picked up a glass and raised her head to fill it with half a glass.

"What kind of juice is this? It's delicious..."

Bang!

Half a glass of fruit juice fell to the ground and shattered, scaring the two babies in Liu Xia's parents' arms to cry in unison.

The sound of the Spring Festival Gala, the cry of the baby, Liu Xia's exclamation, the inquiries of Liu Xia's parents, and the sound of Gu Lingluo's hurried footsteps, the living room suddenly became a mess.

"Xiaobing! What's wrong with you, Xiaobing?!"

Liu Xia quickly supported Liu Yubing.

"Why is it so hot?!"

Gu Lingluo had already rushed to the front, glanced at Liu Yubing with flushed cheeks, and then at the lightly sweet juice on the ground, and quickly thought of the pearl fruit that Xiao Wu and Nian Nian asked her about before.

These two carefree troublemakers!

Gu Lingluo had a headache.

It's okay for Gu Shuofeng to drink, but Xu Qinglan came forward to suppress it. It doesn't matter if she is pregnant, but Liu Yubing is a taekwondo player, and she has to go to training after the new year. Even if she finds someone to help her untie the pearl fruit, what should she do if she is pregnant?

Embryo is not a disease. It is like getting an injection before egg retrieval. It increases the chance of pregnancy. Even if it is a primary four, there is no cure for it. If it is not a disease, how can it be cured?

And the pearl fruit effect lasted for three days, unless it was during menstruation, otherwise the reminder would also ripen the eggs, and Liu Yubing's pregnancy had become an established result, and there was no way to avoid it.

In fact, it’s not completely impossible, but that’s like no way. Another person needs to transfer the medicine effect from Liu Yubing’s body to himself, but once transferred, this person will become pregnant instead of Liu Yubing, and there will be residues of the medicine effect on Liu Yubing’s body , if you want to get rid of it completely, this person must have a relationship with Liu Yubing.

In other words, the only way is for someone to replace Liu Yubing and conceive Liu Yubing's child.

A way is a way, but where can I find such a person?

So it's like saying that there is no way.

Although the eldest sister is very interested in Liu Yubing, everyone in the Gu family knows that Gu Haoyan is the smartest in the whole family, but also the most inflexible.

Since 9 years ago, the eldest sister has firmly believed that only those who are destined are the most perfect partners. She and the third sister have also confirmed this point. It is absolutely impossible for the eldest sister to be with someone who is not destined.

Liu Yubing is not the person destined by the elder sister.

The eldest sister treats her... just for fun, because she hasn't found the pre-destined condiment. If she wasn't worried that she was Liu Xia's younger sister, she would have been swallowed up by the elder sister long ago.

It is impossible for the elder sister to allow Liu Yubing to give birth to her own child. Yu Zun's child is not an ordinary person by nature. Once it is born, it will be the bond of eternal life. The elder sister will not cause such a big trouble for herself.

It is even more impossible for the elder sister to personally give birth to Liu Yubing's child, which is even more troublesome.

After eating the pearl fruit, the itching will be unbearable from the inside out. If you don’t find someone to solve it, you will not be able to help scratching. The whole body festered and died.

The only solution right now is... to trap Liu Yubing so that she can't scratch her. Although it is very painful, far beyond the pain of quitting du, it's the only way to go.

In just a few seconds, Gu Lingluo's mind was exhausted, and he quickly thought of this cruel but most effective solution. He picked up Liu Yubing and walked upstairs, explaining to Liu Xia's parents while walking.

"The wine I drank on the wine table before was not the wine of ordinary wineries, it was privately brewed. Some people with sensitive constitutions get drunk easily. The third sister is drunk, and Xiaobing seems to be drunk too. I will take her upstairs first, uncle Aunt, don't worry."

Of course Liu Xia cooperated with his wife, and also followed to appease Liu Xia's parents. The two elders were relieved and continued to tease their granddaughter to watch the Spring Festival Gala while eating sunflower seeds.

Liu Yubing was already delirious, hooked Gu Lingluo's neck and wanted to kiss him, but Gu Lingluo was holding her with both hands, he really couldn't move to stop her, he was about to kiss her!

Gu Haoyan came over and took Liu Yubing.

Gu Lingluo breathed a sigh of relief, "She..."

Gu Haoyan curled his lips into a smile, which was a little cold.

"Needless to say, I already know."

"Hmm... Hao Yan..."

Liu Yubing recognized Gu Haoyan in a daze, hugged him and kissed him.

Gu Haoyan allowed her to kiss casually, then turned around and went up to the third floor with her in his arms.

Gu Lingluo followed closely, and said, "I'll call Xiao Si and ask her to perform an illusion, which should make her feel better."

As soon as the words fell, Xiao Si and Xiao Wu walked to the stairs on the second floor.

Xiao Si followed the eldest sister to the third floor with a serious expression on his face, but Xiao Wu's eyes lit up and he muttered to himself: "I didn't expect to kill two birds with one stone, I'm too good!"

Gu Lingluo glanced at her lightly: "You wait for the big sister to finish her work and clean you up!"

"Damn~ You shouldn't get angry when you're pregnant, I'm not afraid."

"You think too much, it's impossible for eldest sister to do that."

Xiao Wu raised his eyebrows slightly: "That's not necessarily true~"

Gu Lingluo said: "Xiaobing is not a destined person."

"Then what's wrong? It doesn't matter if you don't repair it."

"That's different."

"Why is it different? How can feelings be measured by fate or not? When you happen to meet fate, the survivors are biased, thinking that everyone should be destined, but I don't think so. There are so many living beings in the world, can they only follow fate? Happiness is only when people are together?"

Gu Lingluo just felt that her destined person, Liu Xiaxia, was the best.

"The destined person, such as me, is already happy, but the undestined, such as you, is happy? Oh, let's wait until you catch up and don't cultivate."

Xiao Wu suffocated.

"Second Sister! When did you become so vicious?! Did you learn from Big Sister or Liu Xia?!"

"It doesn't need to be learned, I have always been like this, it's just that no one touches my bottom line."

"Bottom line? Is your bottom line a destined person?"

Gu Lingluo glanced at her, and didn't bother to care about this fifth younger sister who had a negative IQ because she didn't cultivate.

Xiaosi, who was walking in front, couldn't help turning around and laughing: "Silly Xiaowu, what Second Sister means is that her Liu Xia is her destined person, the best in the world."

Xiao Wu pursed her lips, blinked her long eyelashes and glanced at Second Sister.

"I didn't say that the destined person is bad, I just said that there is nothing wrong with not being the destined person. Second sister, you are really stingy."

Xiao Si said: "You can just say a few words, not cultivating is your bottom line, and Liu Xia is the second sister's bottom line."

So, what plastic sisterhood?Which one is not a girl who sees sex and forgets her?

The sisters bickered and followed the elder sister into the bedroom.

The fourth sister casts illusions, the second sister casts barriers, and the fifth casts a fixing spell on Liu Yubing.

As for the eldest sister...

It took her a lot of effort to get Liu Yubing off her body and put him on the bed.

Liu Yubing's face was flushed, his lips were slightly parted, his teeth were small, his eyes were dark, his breath was burning hot, and he hummed softly. He didn't know what kind of illusion he had seen. Although he couldn't move because of the holding spell, his whole body was trembling slightly. .

The pearl fruit made every piece of clothing on her body a burden, making her body temperature higher and higher, and it was difficult to breathe.

Gu Haoyan drove away the younger sisters, reached out to help her untie her, and glanced over inadvertently.

Is the fourth sister's illusion so powerful?Or is the beaded fruit powerful?How long did it take to become like this?If it goes on like this... Liu Yubing will be dehydrated in less than three days.

Gu Haoyan threw away the drenched kuzi, fearing that Liu Yubing would freeze again, so he snapped his fingers and used fire energy to raise the room temperature a little.

The illusion should be able to last for a while, and after that... Liu Yubing can only endure it by himself.

Gu Haoyan turned around and left.

On the second floor, Gu Shuofeng and the two were burning firewood. Gu Haoyan deliberately added an enchantment to them. No matter how good the sound insulation is, they couldn't bear the noise. It was embarrassing to be heard by Liu Xia's parents. adult in.

I thought it would take at least two days and three nights, but I didn't expect that the door of Gu Shuofeng's room opened early the next morning, and Gu Shuofeng came out with a depressed face. In the fifth room, picking up Xiao Wu is like a fat beating!

"Dare to plot against me? Are you tired of living?!"

Xiao Wu refuses to accept: "Nian Nian is the mastermind, I am at most assisting, why don't you hit her?"

Gu Shuofeng smiled, flirtatiously and sinisterly.

"Nian Nian was born to my wife, are you born to my wife?"

Xiao Wu: I am speechless, so angry!

Of course, the perpetrators did not escape the fate of being sanctioned.

The word "magnanimity" has never been in Gu Shuofeng's dictionary. She didn't say anything because she knew that someone would take care of her. Why would she do it herself?

Yan Nianxin was punished by her own mother, Xu Qinglan, to face the wall and think about it all afternoon. When she really faced the wall and thought about it, she stood in the living room facing the wall. She was not allowed to turn her head or sit down to rest. She was no worse than standing in a military posture. how much.

Yan Nianxin inherited Gu Shuofeng's excellent physique, and was nourished by Xiaosi's spiritual fruit from childhood to adulthood. She looks delicate and weak, but is actually as strong as a cow. No one cares about her if her legs are weak and she will faint. Sleep with your eyes closed against the wall.

This time I slept soundly and missed a big show.

Liu Yubing on the third floor couldn't bear the pearl fruit, her painful veins burst out, and her whole body was burning red, as if she was about to explode in the next second, but she couldn't move yet.

The second aunt once said that the feeling was like ten thousand ants piercing the heart, and the itching could really kill people. As a Yuzun, she couldn't hold on for a minute, let alone the mortal Liu Yubing.

Even if Liu Yubing is a Taekwondo student, and his willpower is much stronger than that of ordinary people, he is probably on the verge of collapse. Even after three days, he will suffer severe physical and mental injuries after waking up.

The physical injury is okay, the fourth aunt can help recuperate, but the trauma of the heart is afraid...

Gee.

I heard from Aunt Wu that the bed sheet was wet in a large area, it was horrible, and those who heard it cried and those who saw it were sad. Auntie remained indifferent for a whole night and half a day. When she was sleeping standing with her forehead against the wall in the afternoon, Auntie finally couldn’t stand it anymore. He transferred the energy of the pearl fruit to himself, saying that Aunt Xiaobing was not married and had to train, so she couldn't get pregnant.

OMG!

The fifth aunt said that she was so happy that she almost didn't beat the gongs and drums to celebrate, and she forgot the pain of her aunt beating her.

The whole family, except for Feng Ma who was still calm, everyone else was stunned, especially Uncle Liu Xia, who asked the second aunt stupidly.

【Could it be that Haoyan is sincere to Xiaobing? 】

The second aunt didn't say a word, and she and the fourth aunt looked at each other. According to the fifth aunt, their eyes were indescribably worried.

They were probably afraid that Auntie Xiaobing would be impulsive and then dump Auntie Xiaobing when she thought about her destined person later.

Yan Nianxin felt that they were right to worry. Although Auntie Xiaobing was pretty good-looking, she was a poached egg. She didn't discriminate against poached eggs. Poached eggs give up their future destined lovers.

Auntie Aunt was not as lucky as Mama Feng, she didn't open the door until almost three days later, her complexion was much worse, Aunt Four hurried over to check her pulse, and she really had a baby.

There were two more pregnant women in the family, and the happiest one was Aunt Wu.

Fifth Aunt raised her eyebrows and exclaimed: "The year is over, I'm going to find someone who doesn't want to repair."

My aunt said, "Broken five breaks five, but the fifth day of the new year is not considered the end of the new year", and the fifth aunt was deducted for another two days.

Two days later, the fifth aunt asked to leave again, and the aunt said coldly.

"You can leave if you want to, but only after you erase your memory."

Fifth Aunt was so angry that she flipped the table, and finally agreed to erase the memory.

Yan Nianxin was actually very curious about why she had to erase Aunt Wu's memory, but after asking around, no one told her, only that she was still young and didn't need to know so much.

She is sixteen!sixteen!Nowhere is small except for the chest! !

She was really curious. When the aunts and the others sent the unconscious fifth aunt away, she quietly followed, and then...

Wow~ Auntie, are you sure you want to do this?

You are cruel!

When Aunt Wu recovers her memory, she may have to lift the roof off for you! ~

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