Ghost Corps

The Wuyue Pavilion and the Ghost Costume Corps are getting married!

The news spread like a rumor on the day of a drunken proposal, but the next day it became a news announcement and spread seriously—at [-]:[-] p.m., Xianfengshan Yuelao Temple, friends from all walks of life are welcome. Come to watch the ceremony, the red envelopes are limited, first come first served.

For a while, the top of Huaxia exploded.Most of the good people rushed to the Yuelao Temple early to occupy a place like chicken blood. Red envelopes and so on are trivial things. Gay secret love and other big marriages with bloody elements, there will be no such shop in this village!Of course, there are also a small group of legion players who worry about the world first. The words of H, the former deputy head of Meteor Sata, and now the head of the army can be used as a representative: Do you think this is just a simple marriage?No!This is the harbinger of a series of monopoly violations!It destroyed the harmonious situation of mutual checks and balances among the legions at the top of China, and buried a thunderstorm for the booming Chinese game!

However, people who care about politics will always be a minority.

What everyone is more concerned about is what method Yizui used to get your sister to agree to marry overnight.

[Legion] This product is the same: Well, overnight...

[Legion] If you have milk, you are a mother: Diamond, please put away your lustful eyes.

[Legion] This is the best: Can you see this too? !

[Legion] Hundred Practices Become a Demon 715: Commander, please tell us quickly, how did Yizui persuade Wuyue Pavilion to agree to marry Xiuxiu?Didn't the whole group know that it was Xiuxiu who whitened their warehouse on the last drunken ship?

[Legion] If you have milk, you are a mother: Yes, so I heard a drunk talk, and my comrades strongly opposed it at first.But later, someone from their group picked up your sister's Renren photo album...

[Think that everyone like you has no resistance to beautiful women? 】

It seems that a dear friend said this yesterday?

It doesn't matter, just forget about it.

As for the problem between your sister and Yizui, it's simpler, one of you will wait downstairs in the other dormitory, and when you're there, help turn on the water without saying a word, and then have a meal together in the student cafeteria, and then...cough , If you shouldn't inquire, don't inquire.

In short, at this moment, there is still an hour and a half before the Yuelaomiao wedding, and the two of them haven't come back from watching the movie yet.

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Xianfeng Mountain is a place for level 20 beginners to spawn monsters, located in the northwest of China's territory.This area is surrounded by mountains, and there are many mountains. The Xianfeng Mountain is not very eye-catching inside, and the Yuelao Temple is hidden deep and deep, but this place is an indelible stroke in the memory of every Huaxia player.

In addition to spawning monsters, you can also do the main quest, especially when the level is low, the experience value given by the quest will be higher, so almost all players will complete the main quest before level 30, and the quest point at level 20 is Xianfeng Moon Lao Temple in the mountains.The content of the task is very simple. It is said that a young man and a woman eloped to this Xianfeng Mountain because of family opposition. Later, the man was bitten to death by a wild beast in the mountain, and the woman was heartbroken and threw herself into the well in front of Yuelao Temple.The player's task is to find the man's bones and throw them into the well together, reunite the pair of fateful mandarin ducks, and then go back to the temple to talk to the statue of Yuelao to gain experience and rewards.

The whole process is very simple, and there are obvious clues for you to find the man's bones. Everything goes so smoothly that the player can't wait to hum a few words "find, find, find friends" until the bones are thrown into the well, and a white-clothed man The beautiful girl with half flesh and half bone on her face climbed up to thank you...

Note that the game special effects here also considerately give a close-up perspective.

The little white mice back then are all 65+ now, but no matter whether they become small citizens or big coffee in the game, when they revisit the old place, they will always unconsciously flash back to the demeanor of the female ghost, so when everyone steps into the Yuelao Temple I have to say one thing, whoever chose the broken ground!

It is said that Xiao Bailong sneezed countless times today.

Standing at the entrance of the temple and welcoming guests as the head of his husband's family, he was puzzled why people always miss him.But he can't allow him to think too much, because he is already busy enough to greet the guests with red envelopes and maintain the YY order.

[Wuyue Pavilion Legion YY - Reception Hall]

Xiaobailong: "All guests who can enter the temple, please consciously stand on both sides, and leave the middle for the newcomers to salute. I'm sorry if you can't squeeze in, but we will also broadcast live here simultaneously. But because there are too many people, so We have adopted the Mai sequence method, and I hope everyone understands. Those who want to speak can type on the public screen, and those who really want to speak out can send me a private application, and I will consider whether to hug you on the Mai according to the situation~~~~"

The Wind Blows the Wheat Waves: Then I’ll type on the public screen =_=

Miao Er obediently: But it is so troublesome to switch back and forth between games like this...

Ronin Chen: Wuyue Pavilion is worthy of being a large army. Except for Zongheng Huaxia, almost all the famous and respectable people in the whole server have come.

Sealing Demon Knife: Are you sure you didn't want to see the splendor of ghost costumes?

Ronin Chen: Let me put it this way...

Zhan, God's people: Meteor Sata doesn't seem to come either.

【China Game】

[Horn] Zhan, Patriarch Bodhi: Call Meteor Sata, we will wait for you at Yuelao Temple——

[Speaker] Big H: Get out, we are at odds with Wuyue Pavilion!

[Speaker] Zhan, Bodhi Patriarch: Please, it was your former legion commander who gave Xiaobai a cuckold, and you are at odds with him just now...

[Horn] Big H: No matter, anyway, the big sword they killed has been changed, 5555, my big sword! ! !

[China] Hu Yifei 12138: Why are the recent speakers always full of information?

[Wuyue Pavilion Legion YY - Reception Hall]

Xiao Bailong: "Let us welcome the newcomers!"

Little White Dragon: "One bow to heaven and earth, two bows to comrades-in-arms, husband and wife bow to each other~~~ It's a gift!"

Xiao Bailong: "Very good, next... what, send it to the bridal chamber? How can the happy atmosphere continue after sending it to the bridal chamber?

Xiaobailong: "Now I have hugged a new couple to the mic, and asked them to make their vows!

After the suspicious rustling sound, a drunken voice came——

"Hey, everyone, I'm drunk. I want to tell my wife that although I'm only getting married in the game now, I will definitely give you a grand and romantic wedding outside the game in the future. I love you ,love you forever."

This is not the first time Fang Zheng and the others heard a drunken voice, but it is definitely the most attractive one, Nima's ears are about to get pregnant>_

"Uh, hello everyone, I'm Xiuxiuxiu, your sister..."

If there is an afterlife, Ning Xiaoke will never be impulsive TAT when creating an ID account

The atmosphere of the wedding continued to heat up, and soon Fang Zheng, as a representative of her natal family, was coaxed into Mai——

"Let me tell you a few words. Actually, there is nothing to talk about. Talented and beautiful women, a match made in heaven, five mountain ghost costumes, a strong marriage, I even thought of the name of the combination of the two legions, five ghosts haunt Huaxia! Western style..."

Marilyn Mengping: Xiaobai, I beg you to drag him down!

Known as Little White Dragon: Don't tell me, they are in-laws anyway.

Top of Mount Tai: Drunk, did you see, my brothers are supporting you with their lives...

In Mai Xu, the group leader became more and more excited as he talked: "Come on, it's useless if you don't make it up. I used to watch me type the lyrics. Today I will give you the live version of the unplugged song!"

Zhan, Liuhun: Don't!

Merry and not dirty: no!

Desert Lonely Sword: Hero, please spare us! ! ! !

"A crooked river in front of my brother~~ My sister is singing a sweet song on the other side~~~~~~~"

4 minutes later—

2B: "Jolin in the house, DT in the house~~~~"

Another 3 minutes later—

Diamond: "No matter how hard the road with you is~~~"

Come again——

Shemale: "You are so beautiful, you are so charming, you are so beautiful, you are so beautiful sister~~

438: "You have to love even after you die~~~ It's not fun if you don't love it~~"

Madman: "When the mountain has no edges and corners~~~When the river no longer flows~~~~"

Your uncle: "You are my sister~~~You are my Baby~~~"

Fifth Brother: "Please be happier than me~~~ so that I don't waste my embarrassment and quit~~~"

Blood Bull: "The world of mortals is so ridiculous~~ Infatuation is the most boring~~ It's too early to sigh~~~"

Polly: "Oh, I'm not here to sing, I'm just to explain to everyone that the songs contributed by Fifth Brother and Blood Bull do not represent the position of this server."

Human beings are no longer able to stop the Ghost Corps...

The atmosphere was ignited by the ghost costume corps, and the little white dragon was not used in the back. The onlookers came to the mic to sing one by one, and those that had nothing to do with blessings could sing as they wanted. Most of them had no accompaniment, and a small part had an accompaniment. Fingers crossed.Until finally there was a girl who could sing on the tune, and her voice was soft and pleasant, and matched the accompaniment harmoniously. The commotion of YY finally calmed down, and even few people swiped the screen anymore. flower--

"...I said that after we broke up, I would bless everyone~~ Why did I suddenly stop when I heard your good news~~ My eyes were red and my face was dark, and I continued to talk~~ Why do you ask me what you see in your eyes~~ What's the matter, are you okay..."

At first everyone was quiet because the singing was really nice.

Everyone was quiet afterwards because the lyrics were really weird.

The singing girl's ID in YY is a sad one, obviously she changed her ID on purpose, maybe not everyone knows her identity, but obviously everyone present knows her intentions - to mess things up!But the two newcomers have been on the mic all the time, and they didn't make a sound, and it's hard for anyone to come out and tear the skin off. After all, it's Yizui and your sister who are ugly in the end.

The first to react was Xiao Bailong, he dragged the girl off the mic no matter how polite he was.

The singing is gone, but the lingering sound is still lingering.

Fang Zheng was extremely angry, Nima bullied others and bullied him to the front, how can this be tolerated, just swiped the screen to ask Xiaobai to pull him into the mic again, Xiaobailong was also angry, and planned to choke a few words before the nanny came up to continue scolding, But someone was faster than both of them—

"Since everyone is so happy, let me sing a song too."

No one expected that Yizui would speak at this time. Although it proved his strong heart and courage to ease the situation at this time, but just now he was slapped in the face by someone, and everyone in the audience had reservations about his public relations ability. .

"Welcome," said Xiao Bai besides your sister on the mic, and the latter could only take over, "Then Xin...cough, leader, what are you going to sing?" Originally, Xiao Bailong wanted to talk about the groom, but I feel that it is a bit sensitive to say this word now, so I changed it back to the leader.

"Just listen to it." Once drunk, he didn't care and remained calm. "Don't laugh if you don't sing well."

As soon as the voice fell, the prelude has already sounded.

And then, a drunken hero's voice flowed out along with the musical notes——

"My dear brother, listen to me~~My brother already has a wife~~Your love hurts her and hurts me~~I advise you not to live like a mistress..."

……

What is a marriage? It's not just the combination of two groups of newcomers, but also the temperament of the two groups. !

Afterwards, who still remembers what the sad man sang, the whole screen is filled with the heartbreak of female fans, the main points can be summed up in the following three sentences——

God, what's wrong with you! !

God, wake up! ! !

God, don't do this! ! !

At the same time, the world also brushed the world's best news——

[Huaxia] Leveling madman: Jump off the cliff and die [-] times, so you don't need to blow the horn!The corpse is directly resurrected! !

……

Tonight is destined to be a rich and colorful page on the top of China——

Five Sacred Ghost Costumes marry strong and strong,

The prairie cliffs are overcrowded,

The big wave of players broke through six or nine,

My brother has a wife, and the Divine Comedy became popular.