Ghost Corps

After replying to the prospective mistress, your sister went offline without saying a word, turned around and sent the screenshot to Yizui on QQ, and then without waiting for the other party's reply, she directly blacklisted that couple's profile picture in Fat Penguin!

Your uncle on the edge of the cliff didn't know what happened, and he was still asking in YY: "Didn't you finish the task, why didn't you sign up for your own account? And is it because your phone keeps ringing... Beautiful wish ~~~When I grow up, I can sow the sun~~It is enough to sow one by one..." As he said, your uncle started to sing along, and then he wanted to express his thoughts, "You are a cover song, why are you so so ugly?"

Of course it's ugly, because this was forced to be recorded by Yizui under the power of your sister, after that this will become Yizui's exclusive ringtone =_=

But now your sister doesn't have the heart to explain the ins and outs to your uncle, and she doesn't even have the heart to play the game. Since the screenshot was sent, the phone has been beeping non-stop. Now she has begun to consider whether to delete someone in the phone book blocked.

The mobile phone, which was already low in power, was quickly turned off automatically under the bombardment of the sun.

Your sister's three-dimensional is quiet, but the indignation in her heart is hard to calm down, so after a long time, she finally started scolding in the legion YY!

Such and such.

so so.

"...So, if you say that they are fine, who will believe it?! I will remember it the next two times? Your uncle told me his name three times, but I didn't remember it!! Everyone said that long-distance love is risky, I There is a school nearby, and there is no security! There is no good thing for a man who plays games!!!”

The comrades-in-arms finally understood what was going on after hearing it.

It's a little unfair to say that he was drunk and lying on his gun, but it would be arbitrary to say that it was the fault of being drunk.If you often walk by the river, your shoes will not get wet, unless you are barefoot.Yizui is well equipped, skilled and kind. The most important thing is the commander of the army. He must be very popular in the game. Even if he doesn't have the heart, he can't hold back the female players.Of course, in view of your sister's unstable emotional state, the phrase "men who play games have nothing good" was tacitly ignored by all the male players in the ghost suit...

"I think it's better for you to ask Yizui for clarification." At this time, the blood cow's speech will not be shot by gender.

"Do you think I wronged him?" Your sister's voice, which was not low at all, became higher.

"It doesn't matter if you are wronged or not," the blood cow still had a calm attitude with the breeze blowing on his face, "It's not a big deal to kill a drunk with a stick, but it's a big deal for you to regret in the future."

Your sister is silent.

The listening men were also silent.

The former is silent because he has begun to think rationally, and the latter is silent because when the blood cow said "beating to death with a stick" such a murderous topic related to a man's life, it was completely the same as saying "It's almost time, let's go to the book together." ?” in one tone.

Whether to ask to get drunk is not a very worthwhile question.The two have known each other for so many years, and your sister dares to say that she probably knows that person better than Yizui's parents.From childhood to adulthood, girls who chase after Yizui can form a strengthening group. The scenes in the game are actually not as spectacular as the three-dimensional, and she is sure that if she goes to talk to Yizui, Yizui will immediately express her position and die with that woman Not in contact with each other.But she doesn't want to do this, she says that a crying child has milk to eat, but in a relationship where two people like each other, she feels that there are many things that don't need to be argued, if the other party really likes herself, they will rush to get rid of all unstable factors before her. Everything was ruled out, the reason why the woman dared to ask to join the legion was because she was drunk and gave her the illusion of "having a chance".

Or, not an illusion?

During the days of playing games, some things I didn’t understand at the beginning have now been understood, such as why some people like to play games so much, and why I feel uncomfortable if I don’t go up for a day to meet with the Legion.But there are still some uncertainties. For example, whether Two-dimensional and three-dimensional are coexisting or mutually exclusive. Can all the relations of three-dimensional be applied in Two-dimensional?If in reality she could just jump over and say Yizui is my boyfriend, you stay away from him, but in the game, your uncle said that some people are aggrieved in reality and like to come to kill people in the game, and some people in reality If you have a date, you still like to mess around in the game, who knows if Yizui also thinks that games and reality are two different things?

This is the root cause of her feeling aggrieved and shocked.

Especially after she offered to help Yizui with the task, well, she made it clear that she wanted to apologize for her previous ignorance, but in the end, the master didn't show anything, and even danced wildly... , dance, dance you motherfucker! ! !

Your sister's side is struggling with ideas, and the team leader's side is not idle, he is not good at talking with your sister, and it is always possible to have some communication between men when he is drunk——

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: She is angry, I suggest you hide from the limelight first.

If Xiaoniao’s Lightning Charge is 4M broadband, the one who is drunk is 400M, which is faster than QQ’s automatic reply——

[Private chat] Fangxiu when drunk: If you hide from me, I will die!You don't know her character!

[Private chat] Get drunk and rest: The more you ignore you, the more you have to settle the matter while it's hot, otherwise she won't give you another chance if you want to solve it later! ! ! !

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: Don’t, don’t get excited, I seem to have heard you smashing the keyboard~~ [touch head]

[Private chat] Fangxiu once drunk: Touch it again and try...

It's over, this product is going to go crazy =_=

The head of the team, who was so sympathetic, racked his brains to give the poor man a solution: "Why don't you come to our YY, she's here, and make it clear to you face to face, that you should apologize and kneel on the keyboard."

After a long time, he sighed helplessly when he was drunk: "Actually, she threw away my equipment before and I broke up with her. The matter of breaking up with her has almost slowed down. The reunion is just a half-day thing. Who knows..."

"Brother, don't say anything," the group leader patted each other's shoulders heartily, "It's fate, we have to admit it."

"I don't admit it," Yizui said succinctly, "I'm completely lying!"

The head of the group snorted: "The next two times I would have caught the girl, what kind of gun are you lying on?"

When drunk, he jumped up: "You try to play the whole process of humming the legend of the Phoenix, and you have to remember! Not only remember, but also the midnight dream will be automatically played in your head!"

"It's all... Legend of the Phoenix?"

"Well, there are also love deals."

Yizuijuebi is the most unjust heartbreaker in history, Fang Zheng thought, if he were him, he would have silently looked into the distance and cried thousands of times...

The team leader returned to YY and told your sister all the news about the conversation, and finally advised: "It's unscientific to have a partner when you grow up with bare buttocks. It's rare, so cherish it."

After listening to the group leader's explanation, your sister's pimples have somewhat subsided, but she still muttered: "You are not his mouthpiece. If you want to explain, why doesn't he come by himself?"

Therefore, if a couple quarrels, the whole family will be implicated!

The head of the group sighed, and was about to send another private chat to Yizui, when a line of words suddenly appeared on the world speaker, which had been blank for a long time, and severely blinded his titanium alloy eyes——

[Speaker] When drunk, Fangxiu: [Xiuxiuxiu your sister] Can you marry me?

……

A long, long time later, when the top of China has become the legend of the Chinese game, when the stars of the great era have disappeared into the rivers and lakes, and people talk about getting drunk, what they are more willing to talk about is not his status as the commander of the army, It's his nickname "Dianfu Mario", which means to use life to top the mushroom cloud.

……

[Huaxia] Zhan, Heijin: I must have opened it in the wrong way =_=

[Huaxia] Zhan, Xuelang: Hei Jin, why are you also involved in this kind of romance?

[Huaxia] Zhan, Heijin: I'm afraid that if you don't mix it up, you will lose touch with the times. Also, are you sure you want to use such a beautiful word to describe it?

[Huaxia] Harry Porat: Bah!It's skittish at all!

[Huaxia] Amethyst: Didn't you just confess your love to the zombie in ghost costume yesterday!I don't believe in love anymore, I burst into tears...

[Huaxia] Sister Zhan and Liuli: Being skittish is used to describe women, right?He is so unrestrained.

[Huaxia] Sister Zhan and Liuli: No, this seems to be a compliment...

[Huaxia] I want to become a fairy: Is Thomas the train there?Are you there?Come out and see God!

[Huaxia] Leveling Madman: What's going on!One night after another, it still makes people feel at ease to write down the book——

Except for your sister, the ghost costume corps are all in the game at the moment, so naturally they have not escaped the radiation of drunk love.However, compared to the ignorant masses, they are obviously much calmer. They just sent Xue Niu Street as a representative to send a screenshot of a drunk speaker to your sister, and each of them expressed their position in one sentence——

2B Fighter: "This is a good move. It shows loyalty and avoids future troubles!"

Diamond: "Hey, how many girls in top clothes have their hearts broken and turned into scum~~"

Your uncle: "Maybe you really misunderstood him."

Brother Wu: "Youth is beauty..."

438: "Have you two reached the legal age for marriage?

Shemale: "I'm calling Saygoodnight with my girlfriend."

Blood Bull: "The members of Wuyue Pavilion probably have the heart to eat their own leader alive at this moment."

Polly: "Is he leaving the group?"

Fang Zheng: "I won't accept it."

Madman: "When you meet a man who dares to marry you, marry him."

"What do you mean!"

You see, the girl is listening carefully with her ears up=_=

"Uh," Comrade Jiang Yang swallowed nervously, and then said rudely, "Just pretend I didn't say anything."

Shrews and straight men will always be creatures that Mr. Jiang respects and keeps at a distance.

……

【Wuyue Pavilion YY——Backbone private small room】

Xiaobai: "Are you serious when you're drunk? Just because of her 220 rounds of Audition?"

Not indecent: "Is this reason too honest..."

Top of Mount Tai: "When you're drunk, tell me the truth, have you ever made a video or seen a photo of the other party?"

Merry and not obscene: "Think that everyone like you has no resistance to beautiful women?"

Unintentional mistake: "Is it because the other party has a particularly charming personality?"

The flirtatious but not obscene: "I can't tell from the ID at all..."

Huoyun Cthulhu: "Then Merry, tell me why the head of the group suddenly proposed marriage, and he pretended to marry you even if he died?"

How could that simple trumpet show his posture until death =_=

Not vulgar: "If you want me to say, the leader must have done something irreversible and must be responsible to other girls."

You are so worthy of your ID!

"He is my girlfriend in reality." Without making a sound, Yi Zui felt that he was about to vomit blood from internal injuries.

But after he finished speaking, there was no sound in the small room.

Time passed minute by minute.

Tick.

Tick.

Finally, all the backbones of Wuyue Pavilion found the same rhythm: "That horrible woman who turned into our army warehouse—?!"

……

At the same time, some players in the world suddenly realized.

[Huaxia] Big H: The two of you have known each other for a long time. You can only rest when you are drunk, and you have a younger sister. This is a couple account!

[Huaxia] People block and kill people: May I ask how you figured it out =_=

[Huaxia] Ye Luo Chang'an: Wait a minute, Xiuxiu and Polly are ghost costumes, right?

[Huaxia] A gentle knife: So is he determined to marry a ghost costume?

[Huaxia] Gentle knife: Or is the wet nurse his true love?So if he can't get it, he will take away all the people around him?

[Huaxia] Sister Zhan and Liuli: Short Oil~~This sounds so abnormal~(≧▽≦)/~

[Huaxia] Ancestor Zhan and Bodhi: Sister, you put your true inner expression on...