Ghost Corps

Fang Zheng was also inexplicably thirsty, so he went to the kitchen and poured himself a cold cup, and when he returned to the computer, he saw an extra sentence in the channel——

[Private chat] Polly: Now it's me.

Fang Zheng put down the tea mug angrily, expressing his feelings——

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: Can I despise you?

The side of the deputy group didn't type, and Lu Yue, who was watching at the other end, couldn't help it: "I also want to follow along with the contempt."

Meng Chudong kicked him angrily: "Get out." Then he calmed down and began to seriously browse his encrypted online photo album.

Lu Yue, who didn't leave, sighed softly: "Brother, you only have three photos here, is it hard to choose? Or you can send them all, let's have an all-round three-dimensional..."

Fang Zheng didn't wait for Xiaoniao's answer about whether she could be despised, but waited for a photo.

He has imagined many kinds of birds, with a cold face like Keanu Reeves of the Matrix, invincibility like Saint Seiya, wisdom like Detective Di Renjie, and a poisonous tongue... This one cannot be imagined as a normal human being on Earth. image.But to be precise, the first few are not from Earth, because the deputy team is a god here in Fangzheng, the most invincible comrade in arms and the most reliable wingman in Two-dimensional. From Zheng's point of view, there is no difference between Meng Chudong and Polly. He never thought that one day that little zombie would jump out of the game and land in reality.

However, the sub-group that landed in reality is not unfamiliar, because the guy in the photo is still playing games =_=

It was a photo taken from the front side. In the photo, the boy was sitting in front of the computer, with a straight body and a very focused expression. His facial features, which were obviously ordinary when singled out, formed a rather handsome face. This handsomeness is not simply good-looking, but Fang Zheng doesn't know how to describe it.

This is a stranger.

But he is the most familiar person.

The moment I saw the photo, I didn't feel as excited as I imagined, but I felt a sense of peace of mind.

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: You are definitely playing games with your life...

[Private chat] Polly: There are not many photos, let's take a look.

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: You are still doing it like this, are you trying to force me to throw myself into the moat?

[Private Chat] Polly: You're fine.

Aww, Mr. Bird...

[Private chat] Polly: Except being fat.

go to hell! !

[Private Chat] Polly: How many catties are you now?

[Private chat] Whoever has milk is a mother: Are you sure you want to ask such a cruel question under a sky full of pink bubbles?

[Private chat] Polly: It's okay not to say anything, when you go up to the fifth floor in one breath, without breathing, it will be done.

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: I won't be panting now!You think I run for nothing every morning!

[Private chat] Polly: That's fine, keep exercising, and don't need to go on a diet or anything.

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: Pull it down, eat two bites after exercising and make up for it, no diet, no weight loss!

[Private chat] Polly: No one tells you to lose weight.

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: Uh, what do you mean?

[Private chat] Polly: You are facing the computer all day, turning day and night upside down, how can you live a long life without exercising.

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: Big brother, you also turn upside down in front of the computer day and night all day, okay!

[Private chat] Polly: I drink more water than you, so I can detoxify.

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: ...you win!

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: But why do I have to live a long life?

[Private Chat] Polly: Say it again.

After Shenma turned into a prospective boyfriend, the vice team removed the poisonous tongue, but it became more and more terrifying TAT

After a fierce ideological struggle, the group leader decided to ignore the foreword and change the topic——

[Private chat] Whoever has milk is a mother: So... don't you think I'm fat?

[Private Chat] Polly: Let me worship the photo again.

[Private Chat] Polly: Well, it's so pretty.

Is it really okay to go against one’s will? Is it really not going to be retribution? TAT

……

For a whole afternoon, you and Polly stood on the outskirts of the bandits' gathering place, looking at each other quietly, and then there was nothing else.

Standing the flag is still wise, because they can't stand it after watching for half an hour--

[Team] Zhan, Heijin: They... are stuck?

[Team] Zhan, Sister Liuli: Let's chat privately.

[Team] Zhan, Feng Sorrel: So it's really involved...

[Team] Zhan, Patriarch Bodhi: Is it appropriate for us to watch others get married here?

[Team] Zhan, Six Souls: What do you think, leader?

[Team] Zhan, Xuelang: When they don't exist, go!

[Team] Zhan, People of God: It's shameless to sneak attack while someone is in love, isn't it, leader...

[Team] Zhan, Xuelang: I'm talking about going up to destroy the bandits to do the task.Thanks.

The head of Zhanqi, whose face was as heavy as water, was actually galloping with a hundred grass-mud horses in his heart-a tacit understanding!Where is Nima's tacit understanding! !

The seven members of Zhanqi's regiment rushed up together, but in the end only four managed to escape, and the other three died in battle.To open up wasteland, there is always a price to pay, but the problem is that the mission still fails after paying the price.This task is unexpectedly difficult, and it's so difficult. Wouldn't it be more difficult to upgrade in the future?This also explains from the side why no player on any server has reached level 70 so far.It's not that they don't work hard, or that they don't invest enough, it can only be said that they haven't found the right method or strategy, so they are stuck at a certain point, and it is difficult to move forward.

There are naturally no strategies for peaks that have not yet been summited.

At [-]:[-] Beijing time, in a small locked room on Ghost Service YY channel——

Meng Chudong: "So he came to look for you?"

Fang Zheng: "That's right, carrying a small suitcase is useful, but I must have been shocked, had a meal, and then ran away."

Meng Chudong: "Originally, you planned to lie flat?"

Fang Zheng: "Believe it or not, there are expectations anyway, but I really never thought about having sex."

Meng Chudong: "..."

Fang Zheng: "Little bird?"

Meng Chudong: "Don't meet all dubious people in the future. You can come here by train, and you can go back as you come. It's not a private visit by Kangxi."

Fang Zheng grinned: "Okay."

The head of the house with an extremely simple rot history has finished explaining his love history.

Next up is the sub-team.

Meng Chudong: "I have nothing to explain."

Fangzheng Black Line: "Do you want to say that you are as pure as a piece of white paper?"

Meng Chudong thought about it carefully: "Almost."

Is student Xuanyuan a character imagined by Fang Zheng? =_=

"I had a good impression, but I didn't chase after it."

"Can you take it easy..."

"No, you like brain supplements too much."

……

As the sun was setting, the group leader suddenly felt inexplicably sleepy. He suspected that the red and blue consumption was too much in the afternoon, and he needed to sleep back and forth to be full.The deputy group didn't stop him, and encouraged him to squint for a while, so the group leader squinted until 08:30 in the evening.

When he woke up, Fang Zheng was in a trance for a moment, and in this trance, he suddenly couldn't tell whether Xiaoniao's confession happened for real, or just a dream he had in the early autumn evening.

This panic did not dissipate until the chat history in the game was dug out.

Fang Zheng knocked himself on the head, laughed at himself, and said in his heart that you are worthless.At the same time, send a private chat to Xiaoniao——

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: I woke up.

[Private chat] Polly: Come to the bandit gathering place.

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: ...

Nima will die if she is romantic!will die! ! !

Tucao return to Tucao, the leader still obediently went to the coordinates, only to find that all the comrades in ghost suits were there.

The comrades-in-arms were also very excited when they saw the regiment leader——

[Current] Xiuxiu your sister: Head, head, hurry up, we've been waiting for you for a long time.Who will go up and who will go down between you and the deputy team?

[Currently] Shemale's Blessing: We have been pressing for a long time, and we are waiting for you, the team leader, to reveal the answer.

[Currently] If you have milk, you are a mother: what are you doing...

[Current] Hugh, Xiuxiu, your sister: Vice-team, a cucumber.

[Current] Shemale's Blessing: Side Mission, A Carrot.

[Current] Lucky Little Fortune: Silently...the side group, an eggplant...

[Current] 2B Fighter: Parrot, a piece of corn.

[Current] Hundred Refinements to Become a Demon 715: Sub-group, a piece of sugar cane.

[Current] Blood Cows Don't Eat Grass: Deputy Mission, A Passbook

[Current] If you have milk, you are a mother: Sister Blood Cow, what about your integrity! !

[Currently] Blood cows don't eat grass: feed the dogs.

Whether it's making complaints or teasing, all of them are filled with kindness and tolerance, and Fang Zheng suddenly feels very happy.

It seems that everything is destined in the dark, the ghost in the mirror, the moon in the water, he can't find someone to download the material, and then find a bird, and then form the ghost costume corps, and then the mirror water is merged, and all the way to the present.

The chain is intertwined, and if one section is missing, we will not be able to reach today.

Fang Zheng took a deep breath, and suddenly felt that he was full of fighting spirit, not to mention doing missions in the next game, just ask him to take the three city management officers to level Tokyo now, maybe he can roll up his arms and sleeves and agree...

[Private chat] Crazy boy: What's the situation with you and the zombie?

Fang Zheng was taken aback by the sudden private chat, because Jiang Yang hadn't spoken, he thought the other party hadn't come, but when he looked carefully now, the little killer on the screen was indeed huddling with his comrades in ghost clothes.

[Private chat] Crazy boy: It's a bit big when you're joking.

Fang Zheng is so angry that he can't beat one place——

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: Who is kidding.What kind of mentality do you have, that you can't see others well?

After speaking, Fang Zheng felt that his tone was heavy.

It turned out that he was not as open-minded as he thought. He resented Jiang Yang, although the resentment was only a little bit, but it was like a little pustule that was ignorant and imperceptible. When it was pricked by a needle, bad water flowed out.

[Private chat] Crazy son: Okay, I'll just ask casually, don't get excited.

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: Are you satisfied now?

[Private chat] Crazy son: To be honest, no.

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: get lost.

[Private chat] Crazy son: [Grinning]

After dismissing the lunatics, Fang Zheng fell into doubts. He was known to the whole group as gay, but Xiaoniao's sexuality was not made public. Why did the whole group accept so much after only an hour of kung fu? How did Xiaoniao get along with that guy? The helper said it, he was so curious TAT

On the other end of the computer, Jiang Yang was not sent away.All his thoughts were still on the unimaginable question of how Fang Zheng and Xiaoniao got together.

But in fact, unless the person concerned is asked, there will never be an answer to this question.But Jiang Yang is still wondering, has Polly seen a photo of Fang Zheng, and what does he like about Fang Zheng?Over and over again, masochistically.In the end, he began to recall Fang Zheng's appearance. In fact, his memory was not very clear, only a vague outline of fat, and when he thought about it more deeply, it became the account of Fang Zheng. Drinking and punching, talking eloquently, treating people with sincerity, and having a simple personality...

The feeling of broken imagination at the beginning is still clear, but other than that, all the fragments of getting along in memory are beautiful, and the more time passes, the more beautiful they become.

missing is worse than meeting.

But thinking about it, I want to see it again.

……

[Flower Arranging Fanwai Small Theater - Three Dimensions of the members]

(1)

As a senior intellectual, Sister Xueniu has a dormitory for two people whose roommates never come back. She always only uses her laptop to play games because the desktop computer consumes too much electricity.There are many legends about the blood cow in the graduate school. For example, this person has a mind comparable to Einstein, a character comparable to Madame Curie, an experiment like Einstein, and a run like Bolt. Anyway, he sucks the sun and the moon The aura of the heaven and earth gathers the great achievements of the heaven and the earth. It is true that this woman should only exist in the sky, and how many times can I hear it in the world.But people are not perfect——

Ex-boyfriend A: When dating her, you must be single-minded. As long as you cheat once, no, if you cheat once, you can’t escape her eyes. The second is that she will really abuse you so that your life is worse than death!

Ex-boyfriend B: She always despises my favorite "If You Are the One". Damn, I just like to watch a blind date series, can't I?can't you? !

Ex-boyfriend C: Facing a woman who can even change a vat of pure water by herself, I feel so useless TAT

2B Fighter: The two of us, we haven't reached the third dimension yet... [shy]

(2)

Your uncle only entered the workplace last year. During the interview, the manager of the human resources department asked you what ideals you have. He said that you dare not talk about your ideals now. Any job is a learning process for him. As long as the company wants him, he will definitely serve the company. Dedicate 100% of your strength!I don't know why he was curious, but anyway, the manager of the human resources department hired him, and then, he really fulfilled his promise to dedicate his strength to the company——

Colleague A: The spring outing that was scheduled last time, he said it won't rain.Then, there is no more.

Colleague B: Ask him to buy sushi at noon. After he bought it, he said, don’t eat too much of this, it will cause stomach upset, and then, you understand.

Colleague C: I think the kid really wants to introduce a girlfriend to him. I asked him what kind of girl he wants. He said that he should be cute but sexy, quiet and lively, sensual and rational, and weak and tender. Be a little bit stronger, later I analyzed that he might not like women...

Colleague D: But we like to take him with us when negotiating with Party A. It can threaten Party A mentally.

(3)

Classmate 715 of Hundred Alchemy into a Demon is a good classmate, a junior in the Department of Chemistry.If his class was selected as a happy youth who helps others, the student's vote rate would definitely exceed 90%.Of course, it happened that helping the old lady was framed, but the student made full preparations and recorded the whole process with his mobile phone, so he escaped unscathed.

Director Liu of the Department of Chemistry likes this student very much, and praises him for his boldness, innovation, and passion for chemistry!However, Director Wang of the laboratory doesn't like him very much, and criticizes him for messing around and not acting according to scientific laws!Of course, under this big hat is also the economic loss caused by the laboratory being bombed or partially destroyed several times.

The students who are trained to become demons like to play games, which is a headache for both counselors and roommates.The counselor's original intention is easy to understand. Playing games means wasting your studies. Even if you don't waste your studies, there are signs of this, so you have to curb it.The roommate's difficulties are more obscure, it's pitch black, and the sound of clicking the mouse in a small cold light source is like a ghost chewing a child's bone!

——Who said that the boys in the chemistry department are not romantic? Look at this divergent thinking and brain power of the scene.

What do you want to do after graduation? The counselor always likes to discuss this issue with the students, but Bailian Chengyao feels that it is too early to think about this issue because he is only a junior.Compared with the distant future, phased goals are more practicable.For example, what kind of medicine can be used to effectively increase the duration of Zhong Jiao's floating skills?

(4)

The 2B fighter is actually a typical 2B youth, heartless, eating and sleeping foolishly.

I had two girlfriends, one for three years and the other for one year, basically dominated the youth of 2B comrades.

In fact, Comrade 2B was in high demand when I was studying in that second-rate university.Funny, humorous, handsome, and can play basketball, he is simply a god-like existence.The girlfriend she was dating was also a school girl, but when she graduated, she found out that no matter how handsome her face was, she couldn't be used as a credit card, so she decisively clicked and went south to Shenzhen to find her card.The second girlfriend joined the company in the same year. After dating for a year, the girl judged that he was not sustainable from the perspective of sustainable development, and she resolutely abandoned the dark for the bright.

After that, 2B put away his foolishness and began to struggle until he got a car and paid a down payment for three bedrooms and one living room. Although he still had to repay the loan, the pressure was not too cruel, but he never found a girlfriend.To be precise, this person has completely switched to Two-dimensional. He would rather tease little loli online, and call his wife when he sees a girl, than have a blind date in three dimensions, even if it's just for tea.

Love panic disorder, there is a term in Two-dimensional to describe people like 2B.

But 2B didn't agree. He felt that he just saw too clearly, so he didn't want to wander around in that ruined city anymore, looking for trouble.People, live one day, one day, and the next book will be popular and you can have a good night's dream, which is enough to be happy.