Ghost Corps

Then from, now, start, have? !

Nima is not ambiguous, will you die!Will it! !What kind of trouble are you trying to say in such a roundabout manner! ! !

The head of the group almost turned his kiwi-like hairstyle into a boiled egg with its shell peeled off, and finally gritted his teeth and stamped his feet, fuck you, he's going to fight it out!

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: What do you mean?

The courage of the head who was going all out was still limited, so he turned his head away after saying this sentence, trying not to look at the screen.

After a long and unbearable 2 minutes, the head of the group silently turned his head back, straightened it, and looked at it nervously.

After another long and unbearable 2 minutes, there was only one sentence left in the leader's mind——

Meng Chudong, I am a mud horse! ! !

In the private chat, the affectionate "what do you mean" 4 minutes ago is still lying quietly, without being pushed up by any follow-up words.

Fang Zheng swore that even if Meng Chudong was kidnapped by aliens this time, he would not forgive him!He's going to chop that guy into a pulp!Minced meat!Make broth!Cook it into meat dregs!fried into meat...

"You are so poisonous, you are so poisonous, you are so poisonous~~~ I am bullied every time~~ Be careful, I will definitely retaliate~~~"

"Hello!" When you call at this moment, don't expect the head of the group to have a gentle tone.

However, the sub-group is completely resistant to this kind of single-body attack with minimal lethality: "I like you, that's what I mean."

Head: "..."

D! !

Resistance + ult, Nima’s combo fouls, is there any TAT?

"Mine, Captain?"

"died."

"Lying in a crystal coffin?"

"...What do you mean?"

"If you're lying in a crystal coffin, you're begging for a kiss, so I can consider satisfying you."

"Which planet is this rule..."

"snow White."

"Then if I lie on the bed, I will become Sleeping Beauty!"

"Only the word sleep barely conforms to objective facts."

Can he refuse this guy's courtship? If it counts as courtship then TAT

"Aren't you out of your mind! Your family is chasing people so much! Give me a call—"

The group leader was in tears when a strange man's voice suddenly came out of the receiver.

Lu Yue really couldn't listen to it anymore, but he could bear to watch Meng Chudong's confession with a score of 5 (out of [-]), but now he has a negative score!This confession is nothing more than cursing Dula hatred! !

"Dude, don't listen to him, let me tell you now."

"No, who are you..." On the other end of the phone, the team leader was a little confused.

"I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Lu Yue, and I'm a kid with that idiot. This guy has been a dead house since he was a child. Let alone chasing men and women, he hasn't even chased a dog..."

This one is not very good at talking, okay TAT

"Don't look at his dead face, in fact he is very nervous. He made a large bucket of purified water in the Internet cafe today. Just now, the customer complained that he was thirsty and there was no water..."

nervous?Is this word in the bird's dictionary?

"Don't grab it, I haven't finished yet!"

After the strange sound of clothes rubbing against each other, the familiar secondary sound came again——

"It's me, don't pay attention to that psychopath."

The group leader swallowed, and said sincerely: "Can I chat with that psychopath for a while..."

At least listen to what people say!

"I'm really a little nervous," Meng Chudong unconsciously licked his lower lip, and then took a deep breath, "Because it's the first time I like someone so much. When you're not online, I'm thinking about when you'll be online. When you're online, I I just want to fight monsters with you in the next book, when you are alone on other maps, I have been checking where you have been in the legion state, thinking about what you will do, when you are chatting text messages with crazy people . . . I'd be sulking."

Fang Zheng listened, listened, and forgot to breathe.

How could anyone like him?And still like him so much?It's not scientific.It doesn't make sense.The way to open it is wrong.If you want to say that Fatty Fang will one day be on the Forbes wealth list, he can go all out and use the sentence "who knows what will happen in the future" to fight for the one in ten thousand possibility, but someone likes him, or is it like Xiaoniao? A character who can't be more powerful, completely illogical, unable to echo back and forth...

"Still listening?" Birdie's uncertain voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Ah, yes." Fang Zheng shook off the messy thoughts in his head and collected himself.

"Don't have any burdens, I won't suddenly appear at your door..."

Crazy shot =_=

"I just want you to know, what to do in the future."

"How is it possible..." The head of the group looked bitter, he is already Alexander, okay TAT

"That's right," the deputy group was very considerate, pondered for a moment, and gave a good suggestion, "Then why don't we try online dating first?"

"..." Is there a causal relationship between the two! !Have it! !

"Okay, online dating, it's such a happy decision."

"I'm so stupid..." Before the head of the group had time to spit out the beast, the deputy group had already hung up the phone neatly.

Lu Yue, who had been listening on Meng Chudong's cell phone, said in confusion, "Dongzi, he seems to be scolding you..."

The deputy group calmly put the phone in his pocket: "I didn't hear it, so it doesn't count."

Lu Yue really wanted to bow to this god-man: "Normal people should ask you if you like me at this time, brother! Whatever you decide happily. Where do you go shopping on Taobao..."

"It's too tight, what if he runs away?" Meng Chudong raised his eyes and glanced over, "You pay me?"

Lu Yue: "Your dead look really makes people want to smoke. Really."

Meng Chudong: "Come~~~ Pump me~~~~"

Fa Xiao was possessed by something unclean, so scary TAT

……

[Private chat] Polly: Do you want to continue with yesterday's task?

Fang Zheng was sulking for a long time at the unspoken beast, and wanted to have a private chat to finish cursing the three-character scripture, but in the end he didn't have the courage, so he kept meeting the monitor until Xiaoniao sent an invitation.

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: What are you doing after you have reached level 66?

[Private chat] Polly: 66 to 67, it is estimated that the follow-up of this task is needed, otherwise it will be stuck.

[Private chat] Whoever has milk is a mother: Guess?

[Private chat] Polly: Last night, I also had a full level of experience at level 66, but I couldn't get to level 67.

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: Then why didn't you try to do the task?

[Private Chat] Polly: Waiting for you.

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: What are you waiting for me?

[Private chat] Polly: You will scold me in your heart if you have too many grades.

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: ...

Fang Zheng worked hard, no matter how hard he tried, he still couldn't say the phrase "how could it be?" TAT

[Private chat] Polly: As much as I hope you're thinking of me every second of the day, it's not a pleasant experience to be cursed.

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: It’s too late to think about turning around now, even Yunnan Baiyao can’t make up for the wounds left by your previous poisonous tongue.

[private chat] Polly: [kiss]

[private chat] Polly: [hug]

[Private Chat] Polly: [Crack]

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: Well, I am cured.

The happy zombie brought the smirking nanny to the Horqin Grassland happily, followed the direction pointed by Lan Xiaotian, and soon saw a lake, and next to the lake was a gathering place of robbers.More than a dozen yurts were tightly packed together, with a bonfire in the middle, and a large group of people including the bandit leader sitting around, and a few men with knives patrolling the periphery of the yurt.

The two shy youths tacitly agreed that neither of them mentioned YY, so they continued typing and communicating——

[Currently] Whoever has milk is a mother: Do I have to form a few more people?

[Currently] Polly: Like?

[Currently] If you have milk, you are a mother: Those guys behind the scenes...

[Current] Zhan, Xuelang: Please, we are the first to come.

[Currently] If you have milk, you are a mother: That cannot cover up the fact that you are hiding in a dark corner.

[Current] Polly: Do you want us to rush up to test the opponent's combat power first?

[Current] Zhan, Sorrel Weed: Caring!

[Current] If you have milk, you are a mother: Bai Ri

[Currently] Polly: Dreaming.

[Current] Sister Zhan and Liuli: Big Brother, what kind of trouble are you two having such a tacit understanding!

[Current] Polly: Didn't I tell you last time.

[Current] Zhan, Sister Liuli: So you two are really having sex?

[Speaker] Polly: [kiss] [If you have milk, you are a mother]

[Current] Sister Zhan and Liuli: Thank you, I have no doubts.

But the Chinese people have =_=

[Huaxia] Pangu's Axe: What's going on with me going here!Love is deep and rainy! ! ! ! !

[Huaxia] Summer Meme Tea: Nima has too much information, I have to slow down...

[Huaxia] Li Tian: Isn't this the head and deputy head of the ghost suit?

[Huaxia] Metamorphosis of the fish: the amazing legion...

[Huaxia] 2B Fighter: Don't run away, you dead thief! !Wait for your grandpa to kill you——

[Huaxia] Polly: Fighter, it's me.

[Huaxia] 2B Fighter: Fuck you, the parrot won't call me a fighter!

[Huaxia] Polly: I think the sentence just now is not suitable for replacing fighter jets with 2B.

[Huaxia] 2B Fighter: ... so familiar tune>_

[Huaxia] Polly: Do you want to PK with me again to verify?

[China] 2B Fighter: Parrot is really you TAT

[China] 2B Fighter: Are you swollen TAT

[Huaxia] 2B Fighter: Have you eaten anything? TAT

[Huaxia] 2B Fighter: Don't look like this TAT

[Huaxia] If you have milk, you are a mother: 2B, what do you mean, kiss me, will your parrot be poisoned to death! ! !

If the leader doesn't show off his power, you will treat me as critically ill >_

[Huaxia] Summer Momo Tea: I'll go!Male No. [-] came out to respond! !

[Huaxia] Diamond seller: Brother, you are awesome.

[Huaxia] Known as Little White Dragon: All gays die!

[Huaxia] When I get drunk, I will rest: Xiaobai...

[Huaxia] Known as Little White Dragon: What's the matter, are you up to this?

[Huaxia] Xiuxiuxiu your sister: Captain, why are you two so impenetrable, you two are the most loving ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! ! ! !

[Huaxia] Fangxiu when he was drunk: Well, it's dead.

[Speaker] Big H: Leader, the deputy team members have kissed each other, so don’t respond, hahaha

The group leader whose name was called decided not to run away anymore. Yes, offline, he has low self-esteem, he is shy, and he is vacillating, but online, Nima, he is the leader of the big ghost costume——

[Speaker] If you have milk, you are a mother: It’s fine to return to the kiss, let’s sing a song [shy]

[Speaker] If you have milk, you are a mother: Little friend~~What are you doing~~Like a fool~~~

[Speaker] If you have milk, you are a mother: Let me ask~~Why~~You don’t answer~~~

[Speaker] If you have milk, you are a mother: You said ~~ love me~~ is it true or not~~~

[Speaker] If you have milk, you are a mother: Make it clear~~ Make it clear~~ Don't pretend to be stupid~~~

The online onlookers only have one question - where is Nima's shyness! !

Offline Horqin Grassland onlookers Zhanqi Legion——

[Team] Zhan, Patriarch Bodhi: He is singing.

[Team] Zhan, Sister Liuli: Yes.

[Team] Zhan, Sorrel: In front of us.

[Team] Zhan, Sister Liuli: Yes.

[Team] Zhan, Six Souls: This kind of strong psychological quality...

[Team] Zhan, Sister Liuli: Like a god.

[Team] Zhan, Xuelang: So they are true love?

[Team] Zhan, Heijin: Can you stop talking? I’m cold =_=

Perhaps it was because the singing relieved the pressure of the head of the group, and howled loudly to complete the song, Fang Zheng felt refreshed and comfortable.

Associated with that, the unconsciously suppressed mood is ready to move.

[Private chat] Whoever has milk is a mother: How about we try it?

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: Don’t you have a picture of me? I remember that I worshiped my eyes every morning on MorningCall. After a long time, I felt that I was not pleasing to the eye, an eyesore, and made you irritated. Hurry up and give me a signal, I promise Withdrawal, really, don't hesitate to open your mouth.No, I don’t have your photo yet, rub it, I’m sorry, hurry up and send it to you.

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: Where is the person?

[Private chat] Polly: Hello, I'm Lu Yue.

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: Don't tell me that guy went to drink water again...

[Private Chat] Polly: The siblings are really gods.