Ghost Corps

Fang Zheng slept until noon the next day.

In fact, he could have slept longer if it weren't for Gou Xiaonian's phone calls.

"What?" Gou Xiaonian's voice was round and full, with a deep and charming magnetism, even if he was playing around or swearing, it couldn't reduce the lethality of the tone.Fang Zheng sometimes thinks incongruously that maybe Gou Xiaonian should also do phone sex business, maybe it is easier to make money than doing it personally.

"Sleep..." The active thinking still couldn't offset the sleepiness in the body, Fang Zheng's voice was extremely lazy.

Gou Xiaonian obviously heard it too, and said with a smile: "I knew it."

Know you still call!

Fang Zheng scolded him all the time, but he just thought about it.To Xu Di, Fang Zheng can kick him out of bed mercilessly, but to Gou Xiaonian, he becomes a little girl chasing butterflies.

Gou Xiaonian didn't know what Fang Zheng was thinking, so after the nonsense, he naturally cut to the chase: "The sun is drying your ass, hurry up and eat."

"I'm going to accompany you for dinner..." Fang Zheng complained angrily, then yawned a long time before continuing, "I won't go out, I'm too lazy to move."

Gou Xiaonian sighed, and said earnestly: "Kite, don't you burst into tears when you look in the mirror every day?"

Fang Zheng thought for a while, and told the other party sincerely: "Gouzi, every time I feel that I have become ugly again, I take out my ID card to have a look, and then I find that everything is an illusion."

"..."

In fact, Gou Xiaonian had just woken up not long ago, so before the three souls and seven souls were fully assembled, he was directly sent back to the resurrection point by this big move.

Throwing away the phone, Fang Zheng tried to continue to sleep, but he couldn't fall back to sleep. In the end, he tossed and turned and kicked the quilt into a ball, and finally gave up. A carp sat up straight, and ran to the toilet unkempt.

After flushing the toilet, Fang Zheng felt relaxed and refreshed, and after washing up, he became a real hero again.

Do you cry every day when you look in the mirror?

No, Fang Zheng looked at the slightly pale face in the mirror, and saw that it was a gamer who stayed up all night, and smiled self-deprecatingly.People like Gou Xiaonian who are born with charm attributes will never be able to understand the inferiority complex of fat people. It’s not that they don’t care, but sometimes being fat is also a natural attribute. As the saying goes, drinking cold water will make you fat, and no one can do it if the digestive and absorption system is too good. So you can't change your appearance, you can only change your mentality. Slowly, the inferiority complex is hidden deep in your heart, and what you show to the outside is heartless.

After a night of on-hook work, the crazy guy rose to level 29.

Fang Zheng clicked on the flickering friend applications, and found that all of them came from two numbers——Wu's second child next door, 2B fighter.

Select the most recent application from the fighter and click Accept, and within half a second, the private chat of 2B fighter came over——

[Private chat] 2B Fighter: Hi, baby~~~

Fang Zheng likes this accent.

[Private Chat] Crazy son: Hi, 2B~~~

A brief silence.

[Private Chat] 2B Fighter: Sweetheart~ Can I change my nickname?

[Private chat] Crazy boy: Little machine?

[Private chat] 2B Fighter: ...

[System] Your friend 2B fighter quit the game.

[System] Wu Er Er next door applied to be your friend, do you agree?

After Fang Zheng clicked Agree again, it still didn't take half a second——

[Private chat] The second child Wu next door: Hi, baby~~~

Damn, are you pretending to lose your memory again? =_=

[Private chat] Crazy son: Hi, second child~~~

[Private chat] Wu Er Er next door: Do you miss me at night^_^

[Private chat] Crazy son: Sleeping.

[Private chat] Wu Er Er next door: Did you dream of me^_^

[Private chat] Crazy son: I didn't dream, I slept like a dead pig.

[Private Chat] Wu Er Er next door: Baby, it’s not easy for women to speak too rudely~~

[Private chat] Crazy son: This is called simplicity.

[Private Chat] Wu Er Er next door: Well, I like it~(≧▽≦)/~

[Private chat] Crazy son: ...

Too lazy to bother with this idiot, Fang Zheng was about to log in on another computer, and the doorbell rang at the same time.

Who will come at this time?Fang Zheng vaguely cares, but dare not take it seriously.

Opening the door, it was indeed that charming face.

"Hi, handsome guy~~" Fang Zheng greeted enthusiastically, and at the same time thought that if the 2B fighter is so handsome, he can really consider continuing to flirt...

"You are calling it." Gou Xiaonian didn't think that Fang Zheng's enthusiasm was for himself at all, so he naturally handed over the things in his hand.

Fang Zheng took the plastic bag with the LOGO on it, without arguing, instead, he crawled along: "Why are you so considerate, I just like their porridge."

Gou Xiaonian had an expression of "you are hopeless": "What time did you sleep last night? If it weren't for this body, I would have suspected you of taking drugs."

"Bachelor, it's been a long night, and I don't want to sleep." Fang Zheng said, leaning against the door frame with all kinds of flair, "Why don't you take me in?"

Gou Xiaonian gently raised Fang Zheng's chin, showing a charming smile: "Yes..."

Comrades, listen up, the furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, nor is it that you are a man and I am a man, but——

"Wait until you lose weight."

Angrily opening the dog's paw, Fang Zheng turned around and put the porridge on the table, only to find that Gou Xiaonian was still standing at the door, and asked strangely, "What's wrong? Why didn't you come in?"

Gou Xiaonian shook his head regretfully: "Hurry up to do something."

If the sun shines, there will be business?The world is going down...

As if he understood Fang Zheng's mind, Gou Xiaonian smiled and further explained: "Xu Di's grandson hides when he owes money, and I have to go to his door to splash paint."

"I said, then hurry up, don't let that thief run away again." Fang Zheng sat down on the stool, lifted the plastic lid, and began to snort and drink porridge.

Gou Xiaonian waved his hand gracefully and closed the door from the outside naturally.

Fang Zheng stopped the spoon and listened to the footsteps gradually moving away, feeling a little indescribably subtle.

Gou Xiaonian is a thoughtful and charming guy, but unfortunately, charming people tend to like more charming ones.

After drinking the porridge, Fang Zheng's slightly sour mood also went to Java, and returned to the top of China. The second child Wu next door was still jumping around like crazy, and said, "Wife, why are you swollen? Where are you going, wife?" Already, my wife, don't ignore me...

So he likes games, because everything is quantifiable.

The so-called good person means that you have good skills, and you will not be questioned because you have a wretched face.

The so-called beauty means that the voice is sweet, even if you are more dangerous than strange, you are still soft-spoken in YY.

The so-called BOSS means no brain output, regardless of whether you are tall, short, fat or thin, straight or curved.

The so-called feelings are floating clouds, today's Chen Shimei may become Qin Xianglian the next day.

——Simple and rude, simple and direct, he loves this world.

[Private chat] Crazy son: I'm back.

[Private chat] The second child Wu next door: Wife~~~~~T_T

[Private Chat] Crazy boy: What are you doing?

[Private chat] Wu Er Er next door: Waiting for you.

[Private chat] Crazy boy: Nothing else?

[Private Chat] Next door Wu Er Er: He has been expelled from the Legion and is now homeless T_T

[Private chat] Wu Er Er next door: Wife~ you accept me, okay>_

Comrades, please dig out the previous notes, let's correct them again.The furthest distance in the world is not waiting for you to lose weight, but——

[Private chat] Crazy son: I'm sorry, I'm power leveling^_^

Second Wu was silent again.

Fang Zheng was worried that he was really the same as the second child Wu next door, and that he would tremble all over when he looked at him in the future.

After a long time, the fighter finally asked a very meaningful sentence——

[Private chat] Wu Er Er next door: Is it the truth this time?

[Private chat] Crazy son: Yes.

Yes, I was blind before, but this time it is the truth.

[Private Chat] Wu Er Er next door: Always a power leveling?

[Private chat] Crazy son: never changed.

[Private chat] Wu Er Er next door: Female power leveling?

[Private chat] Crazy son: Man.

[Private chat] Wu Er Er next door: Then you said before that my wife is also a woman? !

[Private chat] Crazy son: For the equipment, I risked everything...

[Private chat] Wu Er Er next door: You're so wretched! ! !

[Private chat] Crazy son: People are not wretched and in vain for young people.

[Private chat] The second child Wu next door: ...

Obviously, 2B's heart has been greatly traumatized, and the private chat channel has no wavy lines of ecstasy.

Fang Zheng didn't take it seriously, and hung up the crazy thing again, and then transferred to "Where you have milk is your mother."

The landing of Jinghuashuiyue is always so smooth, only two seconds, and there is a milk is a mother to appear in the deserted world.

At 01:30 in the afternoon, the ghost suit was a little bit stronger than it was at [-]:[-] in the morning. At least standing on Nanjing Road in the main city, players would occasionally pass by, and there was even team formation information on Huaxia.

[Huaxia] Your uncle: Is there any group in Xiangxi Corpse King Tribe?

[Huaxia] Your uncle: Is there any group in Xiangxi Corpse King Tribe?

Fang Zheng felt that this ID was a little familiar. Looking back carefully, it seemed to be the one who wailed last night for the ghost in the mirror.Who was this person pinching with at that time?

[Huaxia] Diamond Seller: All 12 people are online, who are you looking for, let's take a break~~ buy game currency for a long time~~

Look, here comes the old rival.

[Huaxia] Your uncle: Shit, why are so many people gone and you are still a profiteer!

[Huaxia] Diamond Seller: Diamond quality, rock solid.

[Huaxia] Your uncle: Get lost.

[Huaxia] Shemale's blessing: Xiangxi Corpse King count me in.

[Huaxia] Your uncle: I am a fool!

[Huaxia] Diamond seller: long-term purchase of game currency~~~ Am I air? =_=

[Huaxia] Your uncle: Blessings, can you still attract people?

[Huaxia] Shemale's Blessing: Difficult, brothers don't play anymore.

[Huaxia] Your uncle: Let's hug, it's all tears.

[Huaxia] Shemale's blessing: Just shake hands, I'm not gay.

Xiangxi Corpse King Tribe... Fang Zheng is a little tempted, but right now a well-wisher and a magician, if you add yourself, the milk is definitely enough, but who will carry it?Immortal Master is a high-output profession, but to fight this kind of 55-level dungeon boss, one output is definitely not enough.Tianchi Water Monster's slightly simpler full-level wild bosses have to rely on the rock-solid zombies to give the mother enough time to grind the opponent to death, and at that time, the mother wearing it is the output Pack.Now there is no T, he must be wearing a milk costume, plus the mistress of the well-wisher... It seems that I have never heard of a boss who was killed by milk.