Ghost Corps

There is a setting in Huaxia that is not very humane, that is, the weapons dropped by the dungeon boss are directly bound, that is to say, whoever picks up the weapon belongs to him, and it cannot be transferred.So if a team has a good equipment or weapon in the next game, but no one in the team needs it, then the team will usually let one person touch the BOSS corpse, but don't choose to pick it up, just touch it to prevent the corpse At the same time, sales information such as "XX has released XX weapons, and the speed you want comes with a price" will be released in the world.Once the transaction is made, the buyer will be allowed to join the team, and then run into the copy to pick up the equipment.

Of course, this kind of setting also gives some malicious people an opportunity to take advantage of it. For example, the good equipment that exploded belongs to a certain class in the team, but other classes threw dice, and finally the weapons fell into non-matching classes. Parcels are basically the same as waste products.

Now the crazy person has encountered such a disgusting thing.

Zombies can't use daggers. If you put this thing in the other party's package, it will be gray and black, so fuck you!

[Team] Crazy boy: Are you going to give me an explanation?

[Team] Little Withered Leaf Butterfly: I'm sorry I slipped my hand>_

In the entire book, this is the first time that Little Withered Leaf Butterfly has spoken.

Fang Zheng warned herself, you are now a power leveling agent, pay attention to your quality, and you must not bring hatred to your clients, it is hard to get angry.

If this is a pure field team, he can forget it, but the problem is not, this is a group of relatives and friends who have formed a team and upgraded, and they are obviously not newbies, which means that there is a 90.00% chance that these people have a big size!This can be slippery with hands, how about going to the grave and burning newspapers to fool ghosts? !Taking a step back, if this person apologized sincerely, he would not be unforgivable. A level [-] weapon, no matter how good it is, would be just that, and it would not be unforgivable.But the problem is that the other party's words are fake apologies and really cute!

[Team] Crazy boy: You came out to book on the first day!Is there such a slippery hand!Why don't you swipe and leave the team? !Why don't you swipe and unplug the power? !Why don't you swipe your hand to give the boss a second! !

[Team] Phantom Queen: Kill, forget it, don't bother with the girls.

There is skill in saying this.It not only points out the gender of the little withered leaf butterfly, but also implies the shackles of public opinion that "old men and women with common knowledge are too ugly".

But who is Fang Zheng? She can be cute, she can be wretched, and even wretched she is not human...

[Team] Crazy son: I'm still a woman!What, you deserve to be bullied if you play a male account? !

……

Subtle silence.

It is estimated that Pangu's pioneering sentence "Let there be light" is not as loud as Fang Zheng's.

After a long time, the teammates were relieved one after another——

[Team] Phantom Queen: ...

[Team] Deep-rooted: Killing is a woman?

[Team] Wu Er Er next door: What a reversal of last year's drama!Feel it!

[Team] Wuweijun: Killer, are you a girl?

At this time, Fang Zheng is yes, no, she must be, because she is a girl, so she has meat to eat.

[Team] Crazy sons: true replacement.

[Team] Wuweijun: How to play male number?

[Team] Crazy son: I am a ladyboy, I am proud, I use my own account ^_^

[Team] Phantom Queen: ...

[Team] Wu Er Er next door: Broom, if you don't want to talk, don't swipe the screen, take my place!

[Team] Wu's Second Next Door: Son, do you have a husband?

[Team] Crazy son: ...

[Team] Phantom Queen: 2B, this is the male number.

[Team] Wu's Second Next Door: With Mao's relationship, I'm rare for this kind of money!

[Team] Boneless: 2B, you're digressing.

[Team] Er Er Wu next door: Oh right.Son, don’t you just want a dagger? We’ll brush it with you until it comes out!

Fang Zheng pursed her lips tightly, struggling between being tolerant and penny-pinching.

[Team] Little Withered Leaf Butterfly: But I have to go, I have to go to class tomorrow>_

Very good, he has no conflicts in his heart.

[Team] Wu Er Er next door: Then you go to sleep, the four of us take her to do the same.

[Team] Little Withered Leaf Butterfly: But if this is the case, your level will be higher than mine tomorrow, how can you play the book together T_T

This guy of your sister is absolutely forcing hatred!

Fang Zheng is GAY, but it doesn't mean he hates women, if he has to say hate, he only hates ignorant ones.

What is ignorance?Please refer to the little dead leaf butterfly.

[Team] Wuweijun: Kill, I will give you two thousand, and Huaxia will accept a Jingke dagger. It was our mistake today, sorry.

Two thousand Huaxia coins is just right to receive a Jing Ke dagger.

The leader of this guy is really not in vain. Look at this diplomatic speech. People say that they made mistakes, not faults.

[Team] Little Withered Leaf Butterfly: Kill, it’s okay this time.

[Team] Inaction: Dead Leaf.

Fang Zheng raised her eyebrows and waited for the next article, but there was no more.

The well-wishers are probably chatting privately with the little zombies, and even Fang Zheng can figure out the content. It is nothing more than criticizing first and then coaxing. Chasing girls in games is much easier to operate than in reality these days.

Lighting a cigarette, Fang Zheng took a deep breath, took a long time, and then exhaled slowly.

Tsk, boring enough.

Taking a few puffs of cigarettes to relieve fatigue, Fang Zheng began to tap the keyboard again to accept the other party's settlement money, but the little killer on the screen suddenly flashed, and in a blink of an eye, the monitor screen changed to the entrance of the copy of the Terra Cotta Warriors...

[System] You were invited out of the team by the little withered leaf butterfly.

The kite is Spartan.

Cigarettes fell from his mouth to his legs, and a new hole was added to his trousers, which already had several holes.

Nima, he has seen the highest level of despicableness and shamelessness! !He was kicked out of the team by the opponent! !The well-wisher who pretended to be Fan Junong actually gave the captain to the zombie and let the zombie kick him out of the team! !

What is the most frustrating thing about playing games is that you can't just rush over and punch back when you are bullied!

Heroes in Liangshan growled when they saw injustice, did you think it was just justice?Fuck it, there are so many ways to bring about justice, it's a pleasure to be beaten to death with three punches!

Standing at the gate of the terracotta warriors like a lunatic, it is raining, and the game character looks up slightly according to the scene, sad at 45 degrees.

The Huaxia courier arrived with four thousand coins.

Almost at the same time, there was also Wuweijun's private chat——

[Private chat] Wuweijun: Killer, I'm sorry, don't be as knowledgeable as a girl, the game currency is our compensation for you.

four thousand?Ah.

Using the scroll back to Nanjing Road, Fang Zheng found the NPC and couriered the four thousand back.

[Private chat] Crazy boy: I'm sorry, the price of hand sliding is [-] for one time, but it's not the same price for two times.

After sending this sentence, Fang Zheng blacklisted Mr. Wuwei.

Feeling puzzled after pulling, I searched for the little withered leaf butterfly and continued pulling.

Who else is coming?Fang Zheng tried hard to remember, but only the second child Wu next door flickered in his head... This person is not so intimidating, should we share some hatred with him... Fang Zheng is a little hard to decide.

While thinking about it, two rows of speakers appeared on Huaxia.

[Horn] 2B Fighter: Lao Tzu will withdraw from Zongheng Huaxia from today, hereby announce.

[Horn] 2B Fighter: Lao Tzu will withdraw from Zongheng Huaxia from today, hereby announce.

2B fighter?Isn't this the brother who was muttering to people in Qiantang River that Zongheng Huaxia was not kind to Polly, why did he quit the membership after working for hours?

Fangzheng was thinking about it with a standard spectator mentality in this room, but Huaxia in that room exploded.

[Huaxia] Tota Liu Tianwang: Oh, I'm going!what's the situation?Infighting?

[Huaxia] Most, Qingcheng: 2B, you are really a second, you will chase after such a mess, hahaha!

[Huaxia] A gentle knife: I always feel that there is a taste of conspiracy in it.

[Huaxia] Hattori Heiji: Women vying for favor and men vying for power, the wheels of history are rolling!

[Huaxia] Snow Knight: Xuanyuan is safe and sound, so why fight for power?

[Huaxia] Hattori Heiji: You are stupid, isn't the vice president always available.

[Huaxia] Snow Knight: Isn't that reserved for parrots?

[Huaxia] Hattori Heiji: You're so stupid, Parrot's best account is useless in the old area, and he can rush to build a new account and go to this area to find the second round?

[Huaxia] Snow Knight: I know, but Zongheng has never elected a new vice president, making it clear that the position will be reserved for the parrot as a vampire.

[Huaxia] Hattori Heiji: ...

[Huaxia] Hattori Heiji: Be careful not to marry a woman who has too much taste.

[Huaxia] 2B Fighter: Actually, I really didn't want to interrupt the two of you, but you two ran too far...

As soon as the real master showed his face, Huaxia became more lively.

[Huaxia] Hu Yifei 12138: 2B I like you!Come to our guild!

[Huaxia] 2B Fighter: Okay, do you have many girls in your guild?

[China] Hu Yifei 12138: It's all girls!

[Huaxia] 2B Fighter: I can go there haha!What is the name of the guild?

[China] Hu Yifei 12138: Fall in love and die!

[China] 2B Fighter: ...

[Huaxia] 2B Fighter: Girl, are you playing with me T_T

There was a lot of jokes on Huaxia, and guilds began to fight for this cute 2B one after another.

Fang Zheng didn't know much about the Peak of China server, and only vaguely remembered that this person was the backbone of China. Now it seems that his popularity is still considerable.

Amidst the peace and harmony, the top speaker displayed new information discordantly.

[Horn] Harry Porat: 2B, what kind of wind do you have?Why don't you reply to the private chat? ?

2B2B2B... Fang Zheng rubbed his chin, feeling that this nickname looked familiar...

[Huaxia] 2B Fighter: You don’t need to spend money on the broom to use the horn, I can see it on Huaxia~~~

[China] Harry Porat: Private chat.

[Huaxia] 2B Fighter: No, it's in Huaxia.

[China] Harry Porat: You don't feel ashamed enough, do you?

[Huaxia] 2B Fighter: I won't tell you about blackmailing the Zongheng Huaxia collective>_

——Huaxia game does have this function, search for a certain legion, and then collectively block =_=

Harry Porat was silent for a long time, and then cursed Fuck!

Then, the GM silenced him for 5 minutes.

In fact, what Fang Zheng was more curious about was how he typed those two words, which bypassed the shielding.

[Speaker] I recommend Xuanyuan: 2B, I won't stop you from withdrawing, give me a reason.

After a long wait, Fang Zheng sighed, the so-called president really held his breath.

[Horn] 2B Fighter: You don't know the reason?

[Speaker] My blood recommends Xuanyuan: You can raise your opinion on me, don't make the guild brothers sad.

[Horn] 2B fighter: I am also a brother of the guild, and my heart is broken into briquettes.

[Horn] 2B Fighter: You don't care about the parrot being hunted down by Wuyue, I will bear it.

[Horn] 2B Fighter: You kicked the parrot out of the regiment, I will bear it.

[Horn] 2B Fighter: You teamed up with Wuyue to turn the parrot, I still endure it.

[Horn] 2B Fighter: There is a grievance, there is a debt, there is a master, and the government turns left when you go out. The parrot's revenge will be repaid by himself, so we don't need to worry about it.

[Horn] 2B Fighter: But you TM even want to play a terracotta warrior!

[Horn] 2B Fighter: Playing a crazy game is so unpleasant, why should I talk to you!

and many more!

Terracotta Warriors?small?broom? 2B?

Fang Zheng quickly dug out the system list and entered the shortest character name—Kegu. The system showed that the player was offline, but the guild he belonged to was clear—Zongheng Huaxia.Fang Zheng searched for the others, and they were all offline without exception, but they were all from the same guild.

Co-author He just wrote a book with the president of Zongheng Huaxia and its backbone? !

Who is that little withered leaf butterfly?

President's wife?

[Speaker] I recommend Xuanyuan: [-] Huaxia coins, I will pay her back.

Don't be afraid of real villains, be afraid of hypocrites.

But who is Fang Zheng, how can he give the other party a chance to get away with it?

A dime for a horn, like who can't afford it!

[Speaker] Crazy son: Get out, I sent you back a long time ago.

[Horn] 2B Fighter: Ah, daughter-in-law (*^__^*)

Fang Zheng Hei Xian suddenly felt that any language seemed so powerless in front of this red-faced expression...

[Horn] The red flag is fluttering: I'm sorry, I'm weak and stuck on the first floor, everyone forgive me.

[Speaker] The red flag is fluttering: Granny, grandma~~Don’t patronize the God of Wisdom in the Potala Palace~~Quickly look up and watch the gossip, gua, gua, gua, gua, gua, gua, gua, gua, gua~~~

[Huaxia] Fox: When did the fighter have a wife?Didn't he pass a leaf in the green bushes without touching himself?

[Huaxia] 2B Fighter: Don't spread rumors in front of my wife!

[Huaxia] Fox: Crazy is a newcomer, right?So you coaxed it into your hand?

[China] 2B Fighter: No rumors are allowed =_=

[Huaxia] Fox: Come on, as long as there are full-level female accounts in this server, which one of you hasn't chased after them?

[China] 2B Fighter: Stop spreading rumors... T_T

This tone is weakened, almost advancing layer by layer.

Fang Zheng was overjoyed, the earlier haze was blown away by fighter jets, and nothing remained.

Such a baby must not be blackmailed, it is like a balm!

[Speaker] I recommend Xuanyuan: 2B, brother, one last question, is there really no room for change?

[Horn] 2B Fighter: Yes.

[Horn] 2B Fighter: Dead Leaf Butterfly.

[Horn] My blood recommends Xuanyuan: What do you mean?

[Horn] 2B Fighter: She goes, I stay.

The strange classmate is now possessed by Teacher Bao again.

Fangzheng slapped his thighs while enjoying himself, screaming, bang bang!

Xuanyuan naturally did not agree to this almost threatening exchange condition. Obviously, his "true gentleman" demeanor did not allow him to do "bullying women", so 2B fighter jets in China were full of "what kind of relationship is this?" Guessing Zhongchao left the stage, and then someone even used the horn to tease him and asked him about his sexual orientation, saying whether you are thinking about parrots or because you like dead leaf butterflies because you love and hate, that guy didn't make any more noise.

For the so-called "wife" who is like crazy, this person didn't really come to continue to harass her.

……

At three o'clock in the morning, Fang Zheng hung up his crazy phone and returned to the mirror again.

It's time to change the name of Jinghuashuiyue to Jinghuashuiyue. It is empty and quiet.

The last message on the Huaxia Channel was still an advertisement for selling accounts. He recognized that character, a level 55 top-notch magician, who was once a man of the world.

Half sale, half free, the man said in his channel speech, "It's fate, let's see you elsewhere."

Fang Zheng was a little helpless, so let's go again.

[Huaxia] Whoever has milk is a mother: Is there anyone else who is panting?

It's not a good feeling to book the venue, because no matter how much you jump around, there is no audience feedback.Just now, he thought that the hustle and bustle of the top of China, which seemed like countless grass mud horses galloping wildly, was disturbing, but now that the channel was switched, he realized that being clean is also a kind of loneliness.

[Huaxia] If you have milk, you are a mother: I just came back from the top of China!

[Huaxia] If you have milk, you are a mother: It's so lively over there!

[Huaxia] If you have a milk, you are a mother: Across China is divided, and the backbone is gone!

[Huaxia] If you have milk, you are a mother: The backbone doesn't like the president's woman!

[Huaxia] If you have milk, you are a mother: The backbone told the president that she would let me go!

[Huaxia] If you have milk, you are a mother: The president ignored the backbone!

[Huaxia] If you have milk, you are a mother: The backbone is gone!

[Huaxia] If you have milk, you are a mother: In fact, the backbone has long been dissatisfied with the president!

[Huaxia] Whoever has milk is a mother: Actually, I'm also dissatisfied with that chairman!

[Huaxia] If you have milk, you are a mother: Damn you let my daughter-in-law snatch my dagger!

[Huaxia] If you have milk, you are a mother: Is it easy for me to meet Huang Wu in one night!

[Huaxia] If you have milk, you are a mother: Nima kicked me out of the team!

[Huaxia] Whoever has milk is a mother: I wouldn't be able to stand it if it were me!

[Huaxia] If you have milk, you are a mother: So the name must not be linked to character!

[Huaxia] If you have milk, you are a mother: 2B fighter jets are much more domineering than TM Xuanyuan!

[Huaxia] Polly: Who are you talking about?

[Huaxia] If you have milk, you are a mother: So don't think that I am so wretched just because I am called a mother with milk!

[Huaxia] If you have milk, you are a mother: I also have a heroic heart to conquer the stars and the sea!

[Huaxia] If you have milk, you are a mother: Huh?Little bird, are you still asleep?

This person appeared silently, Fang Zheng was almost swiped past by swiping the screen.

[Huaxia] Polly: You just said that the backbone of Zongheng Huaxia left?who left?

[Huaxia] If you have milk, you are a mother: 2B fighter, I have left the group.

After typing this sentence, Fang Zheng remembered that there was something about the little bird.

[Huaxia] Whoever has milk is a mother: Is this your friend?He seems to have been obsessed with the fact that your account has been abolished.

[Huaxia] Polly: You just said that Xuanyuan condoned his wife to grab your dagger?

[Huaxia] If you have milk, you are a mother: That's right, a zombie rolls my dagger, is there any reason for that?

[Huaxia] Polly: The nanny uses a dagger?

[Huaxia] If you have milk, you are a mother: I hate it, they are playing killers at the top of China~~

[Huaxia] Polly: What's it called?

[Huaxia] If you have milk, you are a mother:?

[Huaxia] Polly: Roll, what is the name of the zombie you daggered?

[Huaxia] If you have milk, you are a mother: Little withered leaf butterfly.

For a long while, Polly didn't speak again.

Fang Zheng was so bored that he had engraved the words "withered leaf butterfly" on the tablet eight hundred times in his heart.

That car is still silent.

[Huaxia] If you have milk, you are a mother: Little Polly?asleep?

[Huaxia] Polly: Yes.

Is this a dream? =_=

[Huaxia] If you have milk, you are a mother: I'm going to bed too, let's go together^_^

[Huaxia] Polly: brother, house, um.