Ghost Corps

Fang Zheng thought that the so-called "knowing the situation" was commonplace, and asked a few questions to find out what was going on, and then touched your head at the end, and praised "you are so brave", and that's it. A face with a Chinese character, and then a face with a Chinese character to stay in the hospital. He and the other party went to the police station, face to face, face to face, and took notes in a serious manner. Commonly used adjectives, adverbs, and punctuation marks take up so many positions that the average number of words per sentence has dropped sharply.

"It's true that he knocked it himself?"

"I'm not going to be cruel for a few hundred dollars..."

"So he changed from stealing to robbery?"

"Probably not, the money had been thrown on the ground when he ran away, so I wondered why he ran away so desperately... Hey, do you think he didn't realize that the money in his hand had been dropped?"

"..."

"I'm sorry I didn't say it."

"It's not difficult to understand this mentality. He is on our public security monitoring list. He comes to check if he has nothing to do. It is probably because he is tired of looking at us and doesn't like to comment. I don't understand why you are chasing after you desperately. Of course, we have this kind of spirit. Advocate, but your own safety is still the first."

"It's fine if I didn't catch him in the first place. The problem is that I caught him! How could he let him run away! And you haven't seen how arrogant he is. If I were Lei Gong, I'd be a thunder..."

"..."

"I'm sorry I shouldn't promote feudal superstition."

The leader's unrestrained nature was ruthlessly pulled away in the tense and restrained environment of the police station, so that Lan's consumption rate was obviously too fast, and he looked haggard.

It was already ten o'clock in the evening, and Fang Zheng looked up at the glass on the door of the inquiry room. Although he couldn't see anyone, he knew that the guy was waiting outside, so he felt at ease...

Little bird, if you can hear me, I want to eat kebabs for supper TAT

"Wait," Fang Zheng realized what the police had said before, "You said he was on your blacklist? I knew that he was definitely not a novice! Hey, you guys are going to follow the clues and destroy the whole thing." Is there a bonus for the pickpocket group? Then my medical expenses..."

With that said, no matter how tense and restrained the environment is, it can't hold back the leader's wandering heart.

The police handed over the forehead, not to mention that he felt concerned about the mood of the client, but now, he fully believes that the client has a fiery and strong heart: "Don't count on medical expenses, he lives with his grandma, and his grandma is more than 80 Well, live on subsistence allowances. I can guarantee that you will not find anything worthwhile if you search his house. We also searched him, just a mobile phone. If he wants to have money, he will not touch your few A hundred dollars."

"Where the hell are you standing, police officer..."

"Of course it's the kind-hearted people. Don't worry, even if you twist your arms, I'll ask him to issue you an IOU."

"Do you think he can pay back?"

"Do not."

"That's useful!"

"Psychological comfort."

Police officer, do you want to join the ghost costume corps?Your shameless demeanor fits perfectly ah ah TAT

Jokes are jokes, the police behind after finishing the record still patted him on the shoulder, and sighed sincerely: "Admit it to bad luck, last time he fought and I dealt with it, and he also paid for medical expenses. In this society, good people suffer, but you Thinking about it from another angle, our conscience is at peace, and we are not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night."

"Why do I get confused the more I listen," Fang Zheng frowned, "Don't you two have some personal relationship? You just said that he was on your blacklist..."

"It's not a blacklist, it's a gray list at most," said the policeman, not letting go of any opportunity to popularize the law and promote positive energy. People are either dishonest but not big enough to go to jail and sentenced, or just released and still need to continue ideological reform. Anyway, they are all factors of social instability, so they have to focus on monitoring, communicate more and do more ideological education. If there is a case, we can also focus on investigating from these people."

"This list sounds amazing..."

"Put away your running thoughts. This list will not be updated automatically. It is all the accumulated experience of grassroots work. When I was first assigned, the master passed it on to me. When I have an apprentice, I will pass the latest version to him."

Fang Zheng stopped teasing or joking, but for the first time seriously looked at the person in front of him who was about the same age as him.

It's still the same baby face, the same pretty uniform, but gradually these become blurred and deformed in the eyes, and finally become a wall, separating the peaceful and happy ordinary people like myself from the restless people like me lying in the hospital now. There is a solid wall between them.

When leaving, Fang Zheng asked a lot, what will happen to the one who is lying in the hospital?The answer I got was that if it was only this time, then the amount would not be enough for the sentence, at most I would be detained, but if it was a repeat offender, it would be a different matter, and I would find Fang Zheng again at that time.

"I don't think he's a novice," Fang Zheng said honestly, "He's very skillful and fast."

"Don't worry, we will definitely investigate seriously," the policeman patted his chest and assured, and then added as if remembering something, "But his dad used to practice magic, maybe he also practiced it."

"You just said 10 minutes ago that his family only has his milk!"

"That's right, there is only his grandma now, and his father was shot the year before last."

"..."

"You look like you still want to ask your mother."

"No, you'd better keep him as a tall and glorious pickpocket in my heart."

The taxi was speeding in the night, Fang Zheng leaned against the window and was drowsy, but every time he wanted to fall asleep, he knocked on the glass during the bumps, then woke up, yawned, and continued to sink his eyelids slowly, in a cycle back and forth.

I don't know how many times I kowtowed, suddenly a hand hugged his head, and before he could react, his head was already on the little bird's neck.

The little bird didn't speak, but the other hand came over and gently touched his face twice, like putting a child to sleep.

Xiaoniao touched the half of his face that was still bruised, but it was strange that Fang Zheng didn't feel any pain at all. He thought maybe he was too tired, and Xiaoniao's shoulders were too comfortable. Just want to sleep.

But no.

Fang Zheng struggled to sit up.

Xiaoniao frowned slightly, as if knowing that Fang Zheng was worried, he glanced at the driver in the endoscope, and said lightly: "It's okay."

Fang Zheng shook her head vigorously, then watched the bird silently for a long time, until the other party's appearance was almost imprinted on her heart, and then said slowly: "I forgot to return the ticket."

"..." The bird used up all the red and blue bars before holding back his face from twitching, and then persuaded him earnestly, "Little Qian, it's not worth caring about."

Fang Zheng burst into tears: "I want to care about the big money, but where is it~~ where is it~~"

Meng Chudong helped him find it: "Next time we chase it out like this, the IOU will be doubled."

Fang Zheng: "...can you call me?"

Meng Chudong: "?"

Fang Zheng: "Call the phone, hurry up."

On the last night of the future battlefield, the head of the regiment turned green and lost money, and the ringtone of a certain group's cell phone was replaced by a brutal live recording. Even the listening environment can't hide the cold and indifferent spirit of the voice, and the flowing love under the alienated appearance——

[Fatty, answer the phone, if you don't answer it, you will hang up. 】

When you make up your mind, please repeat the single song three times.

……

The relocation project is much faster than Fang Zheng imagined. Wu Ge and Diamond came here with bags, and Xiaoniao didn’t even carry a bag. All Fang Zheng has to do is to negotiate with the landlord to cancel the lease, and then depreciate the two desktops dealt with it, and finally became a backpacker, and went to seek the scriptures with three friends.

In just two days, Lu Yue managed to find a house for them. There are three bedrooms and two living rooms. The rent is reasonable. The key is that it is only a 10-minute walk from the Internet cafe. Hang up the door plate that customers stop.

In fact, until now, Fang Zheng, the three of them, and Lu Yue can at most be regarded as prospective acquaintances who have had two drinks. Although Xiaoniao owns a quarter of the shares, the money cannot be allocated to Lu Yue's pocket, so for each other Fang Zheng didn't say anything about helping so much, but he was very grateful in his heart. This kind of gratitude lasted until the third day after the two exchanged phone numbers. There, Fang Zheng walked over following the sound, and looked down to see the four noble characters beating on the screen of the other party's mobile phone.

The head princess's heart was broken all over the place, and from then on, her crush on her boyfriend turned black.

It took about a week before and after the inspection and moving. During the few days of the inspection, the four of them took time to log in to the game, but after that they were busy moving in the dark and dark, and never used the Internet again. After purchasing daily necessities such as bed sheets, quilts, pots and pans, and making every detail of the private room into a satisfactory appearance from the inside to the outside, and then playing games, Huaxia has gone through a lot of vicissitudes.

The first thing that greeted the head of the ghost suit was an overwhelming number of applications to join the group. One was rejected, another was rejected, and the next batch was rejected. In the end, he simply set the group to refuse to join.Later, under the guidance of Sister Xue Niu, I went to the forum and found out that after that interview, they became popular, and they were called "in this era of collective pretending to be B, there is only a trace of sincerity left in China, and the last one of wretchedness." conscience".

Then when I logged into QQ, there was another frantic knock on the door, asking for power leveling, full level, and equipment. It seemed that after listening to the interview, he followed suit, and the team leader endured it, but Nima sent photos offline to ask for support. What kind of trouble is typing "喵~~~" at once!

Then I received a link from Yizui. I opened it to read, and it was another post on the Huaxia Forum. Currently the only joint team that has defeated the ultimate boss of the full-level book!And in the full-level screenshot, Nima BOSS has fallen again!It's purple again!Are you the illegitimate children of the master of the system living in the mortal world! ! !

Before the leader recovered from the shock, the master of the system spoke——

[System] Space-time tunnel, open.

The simple six words, without even using any eye-catching punctuation marks, made the top of China fall into silence. Maybe not just the top of China, but the whole of China, fell into a kind of extreme depression at a certain moment. excitement.

"Let's go?" the lunatic asked in YY.

"Nonsense." It was 2B who answered him.

Even Brother Wu, who was posting on the recruitment website, seemed to sense something, stopped typing the job introduction that was so beautiful that it was almost cruel, and switched back to the game.

The most anticipated new element after level 70, you can freely travel through the time and space tunnel of any server, and the blood is on!

According to the previous official introduction, the space-time tunnel will appear on any field map, only once a day, and only one hour at a time. Players must find the tunnel within one hour and click to enter before they can go to other servers.And counting from the time of clicking to enter, after staying in another server for two hours, you will be sent back to your own server. Of course, if you die on another server within two hours, and there is no nanny or well-wisher on the same server to save you and revive you within 2 minutes of death, They were forced to return to the server's resurrection point, and could not travel through the space-time tunnel again that day, even if the tunnel was still there.But one thing is, the traverser is safe in the main city of the other server, that is to say, if you can successfully break through N field maps to reach any main city after crossing (travelers cannot use the teleporter of the other server, they can only run on foot ), then you can take a leisurely walk.

Fang Zheng: "Besides the crazy fifth brother who is a fighter jet diamond and my little bird, who else will go?"

Your uncle: "I, I!"

Your sister &438& shemale: "Everyone, come on!"

Blood Bull: "According to calculations, you have a 50% chance of not being able to find the tunnel."

2B: "What if you find it?"

Blood Bull: "99% chance of being hacked to death and the soul of a foreign land returning to his hometown."

Facts have proved that if you believe in a blood cow, you will have eternal life.

Looking for a tunnel seems to be looking for a needle in a haystack, but when the comrades in arms of the whole server search together, the field map is really not enough to look at. Within 10 minutes, a player from Wuyue Pavilion discovered it, and immediately shared it with the whole server when drunk.Obviously, when the battle situation expands to the entire Huaxia game, the sign that players identify with their own sense of belonging changes from the legion to the server, which is the same as recognizing fellow countrymen at home and fellow countrymen abroad.

Although the tunnel is shared, but because each person or each team wants to go to a different destination, the comrades at the top of Huaxia did not form a large joint team, but still a team of three or five people. You go here, I go there on the back foot.

The destination of the ghost costume is decided by voting, six to one, your uncle's "I have a good friend in the fairy dream, I have always wanted to play together, today I can finally achieve it>_<" was mercilessly suppressed by "Bright" Holy Land" at the foot of Liuzhi Mountain.

I thought the journey would be rough.

Players who have thought about other servers will be given a very eye-catching logo by the system.

I also thought that the time to travel would be very short.

However, the ups and downs, eye-catching and short-lived still broke through the psychological value of the comrades in ghost clothes.

It’s rough, the system’s reading screen has just turned into a field map of the Holy Land of Light, and seven little people have just appeared on the monitor, and the dozens of aborigines who have been waiting for a long time show hospitable smiling faces.

Eye-catching, in a dark green bamboo forest, there are seven foreign players, with bright red flames shining all over their bodies, as if waving and shouting "Look, look, I'm here".

Short, how long will it take fifty to seven?The leader told you with blood and tears that the only difference between life and death was when he bent down to pick up a fifty-cent coin.Of course, the position where the coin dropped is not ideal, which increases the difficulty of picking it up.

[Team] 2B Fighter: Oh, I would have listened to my wife if I knew it.

[Team] Five Brothers Trading Workshop: Fifty to seven, what's the shame of losing, I don't dare to say anything and change my typing, as for it.

[Team] Lucky Fushou: That's right, who knew they were doing squatting insidiously, fighters, cheer up!

[Team] 2B Fighter: You guys think too much, am I the kind of glass-hearted person who feels ashamed to face Jiangdong's elders after one death ╮(╯_╰)╭

[Team] 2B Fighter: I type because she doesn't like me calling her daughter-in-law =_=

[Team] If you have milk, you are a mother: The problem is that you have been calling for more than half a year...

[Team] 2B Fighter: The problem is that she has stopped calling recently!

[Team] 2B Fighter: Do you think it could be menopause?

[Team] Wuge Trading Square: Ha, I want a screenshot of this sentence!

[Team] 2B Fighter: Five Brothers!You are my dear brother!Thigh hug >_

[Team] Five Brothers Trading Workshop: After seeing your photos, I really can’t imagine your actions =_=

[Team] Crazy guy: He is pure essence.

[Team] 2B Fighter: It’s a game, it’s not interesting if you don’t score well (^o^)/~

Whether 2B and the blood cow are just kidding or for real, Fang Zheng is a little confused. 2B has a convulsion all the year round, and it is difficult to tell the truth from the fake. The blood cow is always serious, but it is hard to tell because even the jokes are serious Which sentence is true, so the two people with extremely different personalities tacitly made their relationship one of the top ten unsolved mysteries of ghost costumes.

But now is not the time to gossip. The first time I crossed, I ended up in a fiasco. Although there was a chance, the speed of the fiasco was much higher than the average level. It shows that this tunnel is not easy to wear.

After Fang Zheng fully recovered, he chatted for a while with his comrades who went to the resurrection point and asked about the situation. Although the other party did not encounter the siege of the aborigines as soon as they refreshed like them, they entered the nearest main city. At least you need to go to a dozen or so wild maps, and you will always meet local server players on the way, especially those who are teaming up to farm wild map bosses or who are about to download the game. They will naturally agree with the outside world, so it is often the case that they have just played When they are evenly matched, they fight and fight. When other people come to hear the news, there are fewer enemies and more enemies. When they fight again, they directly post their coordinates on the channel, call for friends, and it becomes a bloody massacre. Usually, there is no need to wait for the first stage Three waves of friends came, they had already returned from death.

While talking, he came back from being drunk, and at this time, it was only ten minutes before everyone crossed over.

[Current] If you have milk, you are a mother: When you get drunk, talk about how you feel after wearing it?

[Currently] Get drunk: Everyone shouts and beats.

[Current] Big H: God's summary.

[Current] If you have milk, you are a mother: You died too?

[Currently] Big H: If you can run into the main city, it will definitely be a problem.

Just as Fang Zheng was about to type to agree, a red halo suddenly appeared on the upper left of the screen. The color was all too familiar. The dazzling red was like a flame, which represented that the visitor was incompatible with this server.

[Huaxia][Bright Holy Land] Qianshan Niaofeijue: This is the top of China, it feels pretty good.

[Huaxia][Bright Holy Land] Qianshan Niaofeijue: Can any kind person take a screenshot for me as a souvenir, the screenshot is not good from my angle, it doesn't show the momentum.

The visitor is sitting on the tower, which is the tallest tower of the largest main city at the top of China. From the perspective of the resurrection point, even if the angle of view is pulled to the nearest, it is still impossible to see clearly.Clothes, facial features, and even the ID are all blurred, there is only a ball of fire, on the commanding heights of the top of China, overlooking the top clothes, burning wantonly.