Ghost Corps

The face of the pickpocket student was extremely embarrassing, because he felt that he had been teased and insulted. A series of national curses 2.0, which can only be broadcast on any TV station in the world, has just been released. It is absolutely not the same as before .

After the little bird patted the last handful of dirt off Fang Zheng's body, he walked over and squatted down, solemnly: "He didn't lie to you, I will prove it."

Wu Ge and Diamond collapsed!

Now is not the time to show affection, okay? ! !

Resisting the urge to surround and beat up the cadres of his own army, Fifth Brother asked, "What should I say now? Call the police?"

Fang Zheng was taken aback: "It's just a child, there's no need for it."

"Little fart," Diamond took out his ID card from the other party's pocket at some point, and held it in front of Fang Zheng's eyes, "Look clearly, it will be twenty in two months."

Fang Zheng leaned over to look hard, looked down at the photos, looked down at the people, looked up at the people, and then looked up at the photos: "This fucking looks too small!"

"Can we make a phone call first and then feel emotional later..." Brother Wu really wanted to help his forehead if his hands were not busy.

It's not that the group leader deliberately delays the time because he doesn't want to make a phone call, it's just that he hasn't called 110 yet, so he's so excited and swollen~(≧▽≦)/~

One of the four little friends who had their own thoughts didn't pay attention. The pickpocket student had already filled up the red and blue bars, and suddenly bounced off the ground and knocked over the fifth brother who was holding him. Diamond, without the slightest hesitation and buffer, directly speeds up to [-] mph in zero seconds and rushes out of the Internet cafe in a lightning-like manner!

The first one to react was Fang Zheng, who didn't bother to check whether the fifth brother's diamond was bumped or not, and chased him out with a click of his little thick legs!

The little bird quickly followed.

To be precise, it’s not that the sub-team’s response is slower than the team leader’s, but that they didn’t intend to chase after them. In fact, even the running now is not for chasing thieves, but for chasing thieves =_=

When Fang Zheng ran out, the pickpocket had already reached the corner of the street, and he was about to disappear if he was about to disappear. If it was any later, he would be easily lost, but it was not too late, and he saw the dawn of victory!The history of blood and tears of the morning exercise on weekdays all came to mind at this moment!He is not fighting alone!He carries the expectations of thousands of fat people on his back!

Nearly.

close!

Closer!

At the moment when the pickpocket slowed down unconsciously due to the turn, Fang Zheng suddenly jumped and threw the opponent to the ground again!

But before he could be happy, the other party, regardless of the pain of falling to the ground, violently bent his back and hit Fang Zheng hard on the face!

When did Fang Zheng receive this kind of treatment? Even the most recent fight dates back to the twentieth century. He immediately felt that half of his face was numb, and then he felt a little dizzy. The front of him expanded rapidly, and just as he was wondering, his forehead was hit hard!Head butt! !

Students who have bumped into an egg during the Dragon Boat Festival know that if one of the two parties holds the egg and the other hits it, the chance of breaking the egg is always higher.

The captain's forehead was not broken.

But the soul has been smashed into two pieces, three pieces and four pieces, and it can't be seen when flying off the road.

After a while, the vicious criminals have successfully crossed 60% of the road, and maybe they will be able to run across the street in a few seconds before disappearing into the vast crowd.

But Nima, this is a newly built eight-lane!Huge width!There are so many cars! !The speed is so fast! ! !Have our laws changed?Stealing instead of shooting? ?Otherwise, there is no way to explain why that guy would use his life to escape! ! !

The head of the regiment, who was suffering from headaches and feet, sat on the curb and still worried about the other party, but the deputy who was chasing after him had already rushed out and reached the middle of the road in the blink of an eye!

In an instant, Fang Zheng had only five words in his mind: I have a big grass! ! ! ! ! !

"There's something wrong with you!" Fang Zheng got up from the ground at the same speed as he was cooling off, "Stay there and don't move! You just stay there and don't move!!! "

The deputy group who was climbing the isolation fence was a bit embarrassed, because the posture of stepping over one foot and not stepping over the other foot, and then hugging the isolation fence was not ideal. At the same time, the railing should have just been painted yesterday, so it is wet and sticky The texture and fragrant smell are not in line with the quality that the deputy group has always pursued, so after a short pause, Meng Chudong continued to flip through!

Fang Zheng felt that he was going crazy and couldn't care about anything else, so he ran out of the road too!

Drivers are going to be crazy too, it's fine to cross the road alone, but three of you are in a group, do you have any quality! !

Amidst the screeching horns one after another, the thief seemed about to pass through the last row of lanes, but if you walk too much at night, you will always encounter ghosts. A Buick speeding up did not expect that there would be people on the road, and it did not slow down at all!

As if he heard the sound, the thief also turned his head to look. It was just such a pause, he missed the last chance to get out of the way, and the front of the car was about to touch his waist!

In the nick of time, the little bird that finally arrived pulled the man back from behind, and the Buick brushed past the two of them.Fang Zheng lay on the half-climbed barrier and was about to take a breath when he saw the thief who had saved his life use the same move on the bird as before, elbow!The bird reacted quickly and dodged, but the thief took the opportunity to shake off his hand and continue to rush forward!

Is the Nima police station more terrifying than the crematorium! ! !

Fang Zheng surrendered. In this collision of willpower, he was willing to bow down, so he lay on the fence and shouted at the bird: "Meng Chudong, stop chasing the fuck, that lunatic doesn't want to die—"

The head of the regiment understood the situation, how could the deputy regiment not understand it, but just saw that Fang Zheng was beaten, and when he got angry, he ignored everything. Now the Buick didn't catch the thief, but woke him up. As soon as the kite yelled, he immediately stopped there, kept looking around the car, trying to find the best time to cross the last lane.

But there is one thing that both the leader and the deputy team are wrong, that is, no matter how crazy the thief is, it is not really desperate. The evidence is that when the other party had already stepped on the curb, a car wanted to hide as much as possible because it saw Meng Chudong. The car that drove so close to the side of the road didn't pay attention to him. As a result, amidst the almost suffocating sound of sudden brakes, the thief jumped out nearly two meters away with all his might. Hinterland!

Fang Zheng was laying on the isolation fence, his teeth itching with hatred. Although he didn't want the other party to be hit by a car, but watching the villain run away like this, it was inevitable that he felt a little disappointed...

and many more!

Something seems wrong!

I saw that the thief who landed was unstable and seemed to have lost his balance. During a panic struggle, his position changed from facing the street to facing the street, but he still couldn't stabilize. He staggered forward and finally hit his whole face hard. On the curb!

Thief, don't move.

The deputy group standing not far away, waiting for the final crossing, did not move.

The head of the regiment, who was lying on the isolation railing, did not move.

The whole world turned into a blank drawing paper, leaving only two overlapping circles in the middle, the gray half pressed on top of the black, that was the manhole cover that was once pretended to be solid but was opened during the trampling, and it is loose The ground half covered the mouth of the well.

……

What is the scariest thing in the world?

The head of the ghost suit here has a conscientious answer: dial 120.

Especially the process of holding the wounded with blood on his face and waiting for the white car of life with its own background sound is really endless hell.I don't know where the injury is on the face, because the whole face is bloody, and I dare not touch it, because it may help stop the bleeding, but it may also cause secondary trauma, and blood still falls to the ground drop by drop. Every time, it is a torment for those who are still awake, as if the person in his arms changes from the wounded to the dead in the next second.

Brother Wu and Diamond arrived later. When they saw Fang Zheng hugging a bloody man, they thought the head of the group had gone berserk and stabbed people in the street. After finding out what happened, he hurriedly advised the head not to worry and stayed with him. Wait for the ambulance.

"It wasn't shock, it was knocked out, and now I wake up a bit confused, the wound is on the forehead, and I need stitches," the doctor came out of the emergency room just 5 minutes after entering, with bloody hands and a white coat, very Horror, "Which of you is the family member of the patient?"

Fang Zheng rushed up immediately, from the initial fright to the worry and fear all the way, his eyes were reddened: "I'll sign!"

The doctor glanced at him inexplicably: "What do you sign? It's not an operation. You are a family member, right? Should you use ordinary thread or cosmetic thread for stitches?"

"……Hey?"

"Why are you in a daze? I'm asking you something. Hurry up, or I won't be responsible if the best suturing time has passed."

"No, that, what's the difference between the normal line and the beauty line?"

"One will definitely have a scar and the other will have almost no scar."

"...Then who would choose the normal line on the face like this!!!"

It was only when Fang Zheng went to the window to pay the bill that the doctor didn't lie to him, but only concealed the second difference.

Beautiful, your price is expensive TAT

After paying the fee with Xiaoniao, the doctor hadn't finished sewing yet, because he knew it was nothing serious, so the atmosphere was not as tense as before. Wu Ge and Diamond sat on the bench in the corridor, one closed his eyes and rested his mind, and the other played with his mobile phone.

Fang Zheng sighed, walked over and sat down, Wu Ge opened his eyes when he heard the voice, yawned and asked, "Are you still calling the police?"

Fang Zheng raised his eyes to look at the door of the emergency room, and that bloody face flashed in his head again. The thought of being dragged away by the police with such a face on his face... Nima is so old TAT

But if you don’t call the police, who will he ask for money TAT

Besides, it was a thief who ran into him this time, and he had more meat in his butt than money in his pocket. What if he met someone with more money than meat next time?Don't talk about catching a thief, you don't know how to lose it.

Brother Wu waited and waited, and finally got a firm look.

Just about to take out the phone, but was stopped by Fang Zheng: "I'll do it."

Fifth Brother turned his head silently. If he read correctly, the head of the team just now had a nervous and excited light again =_=

The girl at the police center has a better attitude than China Mobile. After a phone call, the group leader has the urge to go to the counter to press the service rating button, and the sense of security in the city doubles in his heart.

Just as he put down the phone, his face was burned suddenly. Fang Zheng shivered and turned his head quickly. It turned out that the bird had stuck a peeled boiled egg to his face.

"Do you think he thought he would step on the manhole cover when he hit you?" The bird's voice was flat, but the movements of his hands did not stop because of talking, and continued to roll the egg on Fang Zheng's face, rolling back and forth go away.

"I'm sure not." Fang Zheng gasped as he spoke, but he endured it and didn't hide any longer. Instead, he gradually felt that the pain on his face had eased.

"Then when you chased him, did you ever think that he would step on the manhole cover?" the bird asked again.

Fang Zheng tilted her head: "Didn't he step on the manhole cover when you chased him?"

"I was chasing after you."

"Oh."

"Continue to answer the questions above."

"Then how could it be possible? Besides, I'm not your uncle, so he can step on it if he thinks about it?"

"So if he doesn't step on the manhole cover, he's obviously gone and you're left with half a face grinning here."

"..."

"..."

"If he ran away, why would we come here? I was wrong. You lightly rolled my grass. Where did the unpeeled pain ah ah ah——"

The deputy group was angry, but the group leader felt a kind of unusually harmonious happiness and peace in his own wailing and the opponent's anger.

One shakes S, the other shakes M. —— "My partner is wonderful"

……

Within 2 minutes after this car reported to the police, the door of the emergency room opened.I thought that everything would be fine after the stitches were done, but I didn't know that the person was pushed in while lying on the hospital bed, and now he was pushed out while lying on the hospital bed, and then it was the same doctor——

"You can't run away with a concussion. Go back and do a full-body examination. The wound will definitely become inflamed in the past two days. You need to hang the water. Go to the inpatient department for procedures."

Doctor, that's not what you said just now! !

Well, I know you didn’t say the whole thing, but every time you say half and half is not a disease, it needs to be cured TAT

"What's wrong?" Seeing that the person was still not moving, the doctor raised his eyebrows and asked.

"Uh," the group leader swallowed, "can you stay in the hospital first and then continue in the hospital?"

"No."

"Then you started sewing without paying the money just now."

"Different situations are handled differently, and you just saw that you will pay the money."

"..."

Well, he did have the idea of ​​living in Bawangyuan for a moment, but doctor, are you and Xiaoniao relatives! ! !

The hundreds of dollars in rescued cash had already been returned to the thief when the needles were just stitched up, and it was not enough, so I swiped the card again, and now I have to pay a hospital deposit. Is this a thief or a mother!

"It's up to you, anyway, the person is here. If you pay, there are wards with water hooks. If you don't pay, you will be taken away." The doctor shrugged indifferently, turned and returned to the ward.

The four little friends looked at each other in blank dismay, and were a little undecided for a while.

The person on the hospital bed was just as the doctor said, not asleep, but not awake, curled up there in a daze, the face that had been cleaned by the doctor was red and red except for the white gauze on the forehead, It was an unhealthy red, as if it was going to burn in the next second, and the person himself was small, so it looked miserable and pitiful at the moment.

The cold wind in the hospital corridor at night is biting. I don’t know whether the doors and windows are not closed tightly or there are too many people coming in and out. Sometimes it blows for a while, which makes people unconsciously want to shiver.

……

The second swipe of the card in the same night made the team leader feel like a knife.

I thought that Xiaoniao might probably take out the card and say "let me do it" in a chic way, but it turns out that his pattern is broken.

When will Nima be so angry!And since you are angry, you don’t want to replace an egg with a new warm one when it is cold!Where did the eggs come from?Are you doing Spring Festival Gala magic! ! !

After a long meal, when he returned to the door of the emergency room with the receipt, not only Brother Wu and Diamond were waiting for the team leader, but also the smiling faces of the policemen.

"Hello," the young policeman, despite wearing a uniform, took out his ID to prove the reliability of his identity, and then showed a sunny and friendly smile, "Can you tell me the specific situation?"

Although the other party looked about the same age as him and had a baby face, the mighty uniform made people unconsciously respectful, so Fang Zheng nodded subconsciously, but suddenly found that the thief and the hospital bed were gone!

"Sent to the inpatient department." Seeing Fang Zheng's doubts, Fifth Brother explained aloud.

"Because the police are here?"

"Because I received a call from the internal line in front saying that you have finished swiping the card."

"..."

Taking a deep breath, Fang Zheng tried to calm himself down, turned around, and gave the policeman a standard good citizen smile...

"Sorry, we don't have the budget to reimburse you."

Are you Xiaoniao's long-lost brother! !

"Come on," Fifth Brother came over and patted Fang Zheng on the shoulder, "You are the one who deserves him, so you can save money and avoid disaster."

Things have come to this, what else can I say, Fang Zheng sighed, put the receipt in his pocket, and then looked around: "What about the emergency doctor?"

The little bird immediately became nervous: "What's wrong?"

Fang Zheng looked at him pitifully: "My flesh hurts..."