What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

Time flies like an arrow, the sun and the moon fly like a shuttle, and it will soon be the day of Liu Lian's birthday.

This is Liu Lian and Meng Tangxi's first birthday together. Meng Tangxi was more active than Liu Lian, the righteous master. He got up early in the morning and asked Ying to cook a bowl of longevity noodles for Liu Lian. .

So when Liu Lian came to the dining table and took a look, he saw a bowl of fried egg noodles, which was still fried eggs with love. Although the love was a bit out of shape, it could be seen that it was love anyway.

Meng Tangxi looked at Liu Lian expectantly, a little nervous.

Liu Lian slowly picked up the fried egg and took a bite, then nodded under Meng Tangxi's expectant gaze: "The taste is not bad."

Meng Tangxi blinked: "It's that simple? Say a few more words!"

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows: "...It's just a little burnt, and the taste is a little too salty. Did you shake your hands and sprinkle too much salt?"

Meng Tangxi: "...Is the taste that bad?"

Liu Lian smiled, and reached out to touch Meng Tangxi's dog's head: "Well, I like to eat a little burnt, and I have a strong taste."

Only then did Meng Tangxi snort: "Why is the tone so reluctant, is it so difficult to praise me?"

Although he said he hated it, Liu Lian still ate the whole fried egg and the noodles.

In the end, he drank not even a drop of the soup. When he put down the bowl, Meng Tangxi was full of pride, and followed Liu Lian's buttocks and asked him, "How does it taste? Is it delicious? I checked it on the Internet." Half-day strategy!"

Liu Lian seemed to see the fluffy dog ​​tail flicking back and forth behind Meng Tangxi's buttocks, so she raised her eyebrows: "You still want to look up strategies online for frying an egg?"

Meng Tangxi grabbed Liu Lian's arm and looked at Liu Lian with burning eyes: "...that's not the point! The point is, have you noticed that the taste of this egg is different from ordinary eggs!"

Liu Lian was at a loss: "What's different?"

Meng Tangxi looked affectionate: "It's full of love! That's my love for you!"

Liu Lian silently patted Meng Tangxi's hand away.

Because today is Liu Lian's birthday, Meng Tangxi volunteered to contract housework for a whole day, including sweeping the floor, mopping the floor, washing dishes and clothes. Usually, the two of them take turns to do these chores. For example, when Liu Lian sweeps the floor, Meng Tangxi Mopping the floor, and if Meng Tangxi washes the dishes, Liu Lian's will do the laundry, but today Meng Tangxi is responsible for all these things.

Sitting on the sofa, Liu Lian looked at Meng Tangxi's busy figure while playing with her mobile phone, and suddenly felt that this feeling was good.

He raised his mobile phone, snapped a photo of Meng Tangxi's back dragging the floor, and then posted it on Weibo with the text: There is a good wife in the family, what more can a husband ask for.

The lunch is still cooked by Meng Tangxi, and now his cooking has improved a little bit compared to before. Although it is still far behind Liu Lian, the taste is still not bad.

After the two finished their lunch, Meng Tangxi took the initiative to wash the dishes, while Liu Lian returned to the room and turned on the computer.

It was almost twelve o'clock at noon, and his YY birthday song party was about to start.

In the past, Liu Lian never held YY's birthday song party, because he was very low-key, and he didn't know many people in this circle, but this year, Meng Tangxi begged Liu Lian to hold a birthday song party. After persuading him several times, Liu Lian finally decided to hold a birthday party for YY.

It's not even twelve o'clock yet, after Liu Lian logged in YY, he lowered his head and scrolled through Weibo, and soon he came across the Weibo just posted by Meng Tangxi——

Gypsophila V: It is obvious that the family has a good husband!Good husband!Good husband!snort! //@Durian Melaleuca: There is a good wife in the family, what more can a husband ask for.

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows, and clicked on Meng Tangxi's Weibo comments, and sure enough, all the comments were——

Eat three catties of dog food in anger!I originally stood up to the male god and you attacked!But now I can't stand it anymore!God, why do you want to rebel against my CP!

Keep on showing!do not stop!I stand on Meteor CP!God, don't struggle if you're an asshole!

The new dog food I bought this month is not enough!But begging for more!By the way, I bet five taels of dog food that the male god is the one!The male god is not subject to my live broadcast to eat dog food!

Eating dog food with tears in my eyes!I bet ten catties of dog food is the male god!

……

Liu Lian sighed, it seemed that no matter how hard Meng Tangxi struggled, his little fans would not believe that he had suffered.

It's a really sad story.

Liu Lian looked up after swiping Weibo, and was immediately taken aback by the number of YY's current online users.

Although he has never held a YY birthday song meeting before, he has also watched other people's YY birthday song meetings. However, the online number of the several YY birthday song meetings he has watched before is usually several thousand or more than 1. He also thought that his own It would be great if more than 1 people came to watch the birthday song show, but he didn't expect that the number of people would exceed [-] before the birthday song show even started, and the number was still rising.

By the time Meng Tangxi finished washing the dishes and came in, the current number of people online had exceeded [-].

Liu Lian turned her head and saw Meng Tangxi coming in, so she dragged the stool under her buttocks and moved a little to the side: "Go and move a stool over here."

Meng Tangxi didn't move the stool, but sat down on the stool that Liu Lian was sitting on, and said cheekily, "Let's squeeze together, the two of us."

The stool Liu Lian was sitting on was not wide, and it was just right for him to sit alone, but Meng Tangxi wanted to squeeze in. In the end, the two of them could only sit on half of each other. Liu Lian was afraid of falling, so he could only sit next to Meng Tangxi.

Meng Tangxi had achieved his goal, and he was secretly refreshed. He even stretched out his hand to wrap his arms around Liu Lian's waist.

Because the birthday song party had already started, Liu Lian let Meng Tangxi go.

The person who helped Liu Lian host the birthday song this time was Xia Hai. His voice was already very nice, coupled with his humor, he quickly mobilized the atmosphere of the whole scene.

Liu Lian couldn't help raising her eyebrows and said, "The underground sea is big, you already have so many fans, how many fans do you want to get away with me today?"

"Haha," Xia Hai laughed loudly, "Durian is big, you have so many fans, what are you afraid of?"

"Aren't you afraid that your family will be jealous?" Liu Lian raised her eyebrows.

Xia Hai laughed loudly: "My family is different from yours! He is not so stingy!"

Liu Lian chuckled, "...that's true."

Meng Tangxi on the side snorted, and then quietly pinched Liu Lian's waist.

Liu Lian gave Meng Tangxi a sideways look, then stretched out her hand and pinched Meng Tangxi's inner thigh hard.

Meng Tangxi suddenly let out a cry.

"Your family is next to you now?" Xia Hai chuckled.

As soon as he finished speaking, the public screen exploded, and a large wave of CP fans screamed frantically.

Liu Lian glanced at Meng Tangxi next to her, and casually snorted, "...um."

"Let him come up and say a few words," Xia Hai chuckled, "Today is your birthday, how can you not let your husband come up and say a few words?"

Before Liu Lian could speak, Meng Tangxi spoke first: "I'm here, I'm here!"

Xia Hai chuckled: "Then why did you keep silent just now?"

Meng Tangxi's tone was aggrieved: "My wife won't let me speak!"

Liu Lian: "Why don't I let you talk?"

Meng Tangxi snorted: "You just pinched me!"

Liu Lian: "Who will pinch whom first?"

Meng Tangxi's tone was aggrieved: "That's because you chatted so happily with other men in front of me! And I didn't use much strength to pinch you! But you pinched me so hard!"

Xia Hai quickly came out to smooth things over: "Okay, okay, you husband and wife should stop flirting with so many people, it's indecent!"

On the public screen, it is desperately swiping——

"Aooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

"Eating dog food in anger! By the way, ask for more!"

"I think the Meteor CP I just stood on seems a little unstable..."

"I am a staunch Meteor Party! Xiaoshou likes to say that he is Gong!"

Liu Lian turned her head and raised her eyebrows to look at Meng Tangxi, who suddenly looked depressed.

As an attacker, the whole world thinks he is a victim!

There is nothing more depressing than this!

No matter how much he explained, his fans would not believe him!

His heart hurts so much!

The birthday party started, because Liu Lian had met a lot of greats at the Gufeng concert before, so he invited many heavyweight guests today, and the flowers on the public screen were swiped so fast that Liu Lian was dazzled.

Especially when Liu Lian sang on Mai, the public screen was almost flooded with roses. This was Liu Lian's first YY birthday song meeting, no wonder his fans were so excited.

After Liu Lian sang the song and got off the mic, Meng Tangxi saw that the screen was full of "Marry me!", "Man Tianxing let me go!" Said in a sour tone: "You have provoked so many rivals in love again."

Liu Lian glanced at Meng Tangxi, this guy posted selfies every day and used his face to provoke his love rivals, and he hasn't said anything yet.

Meng Tangxi had a sullen expression on her face, and she almost wrote "Baby is unhappy!" on her face.

The atmosphere of the concert was always good. After all the guests had sung for a round, Xia Hai jokingly asked Meng Tangxi to come up and sing a song. Meng Tangxi rolled up his sleeves and sang a birthday song on the mic, out of tune.

Liu Lian: "..."

After Meng Tangxi sang an out-of-key birthday song, almost all the fans on YY were killed, and there was a deathly silence on the public screen.

Xia Hai sighed: "Today I understand what is called magic sound."

Liu Lian smiled lightly: "It's okay, it's enough for our family to have someone who can sing well."

Meng Tangxi: "...QAQ"

By the time the concert ended, it was already six o'clock in the afternoon.

Meng Tangxi had booked a western restaurant a few days in advance to celebrate Liu Lian's birthday, and the two of them went out after changing their clothes.

Walking on the street with people coming and going, Meng Tangxi quietly held Liu Lian's hand.

Liu Lian paused, but did not let go.

"There is a new seafood buffet restaurant in the next street. I wanted to eat with you, but I heard that the steak in this western restaurant is delicious, so I finally chose this one," Meng Tangxi grabbed Willow Lian's hand, and his tone was a bit pity, "But now that I think about it, the seafood buffet is not bad..."

"It's okay," Liu Lian smiled, "Let's go to the seafood buffet next time on your birthday."

"I heard that there is a French restaurant in the next street next door that is also delicious..."

"Then I'll go on my birthday next year."

“I heard that the Italian food in the next street next door is also good…”

"Go on my birthday next year."

……

Anyway, they will spend a long time with each other in the future.

They still have lots and lots of time to eat whatever they want, do whatever they want, go wherever they want...  

They still have a lifetime so long to walk together.