What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

Liu Lian dreamed that he was licked and bitten by a big dog. The big dog was so big and heavy that he almost couldn't breathe when it was pressed on him. He licked so much that he couldn't help frowning in his dream.

Until the dog's tongue licked down and was about to lick Liu Lian's little pink tits on Liu Lian's chest, Liu Lian finally couldn't help opening his eyes, and then he saw a fluffy black head.

The furry head lay on his chest, licked it twice with its tongue, and then sucked it.

Liu Lian: "..."

Meng Tangxi took a sip, but found that nothing was sucked out, so she puffed her cheeks and sucked it hard.

Liu Lian: "..."

He finally couldn't bear it anymore and pinched Meng Tangxi's face hard.

Meng Tangxi was pinched by Liu Lian, so she let out a low cry, then reluctantly opened her eyes, and looked at Liu Lian with aggrieved eyes.

Because Liu Lian hadn't let go of her hand pinching Meng Tangxi's face, Meng Tangxi could only mumble, "Morning...good...it hurts...don't pinch..."

Liu Lian still pinched Meng Tangxi's face expressionlessly, and Meng Tangxi said in an aggrieved tone, "Why... pinch me..."

"What do you think?" Liu Lian raised his eyebrows, then pointed to his wide open chest.

He and Meng Tangxi are wearing couple pajamas, the style and pattern are the same, the only difference is the size and color, Meng Tangxi's pajamas are one size larger than his, and the color is green, while his pajamas are yellow, but at this time His pajamas were unbuttoned a few times, revealing a large expanse of fair and smooth skin.

Of course, the most important thing is that half of the small pink tits are still exposed, and there is still a little saliva on it.

Meng Tangxi blushed suddenly: "I dreamed... I was breastfeeding."

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows again: "Is it delicious?"

Meng Tangxi blushed and said, "I haven't tasted it yet, let me try it again."

Without waiting for Meng Tangxi to lower her head again, Liu Lian kicked Meng Tangxi off the bed.

Because the floor was covered with blankets, Meng Tangxi's fall didn't hurt, but in order to win Liu Lian's sympathy, he lay on the ground and howled proudly for a while.

But Liu Lian didn't like Meng Tangxi anymore, he got up from the bed and walked into the bathroom.

Meng Tangxi lay on the ground and screamed for a while, but seeing that Liu Lian ignored him, she could only silently get up by herself, and followed Liu Lian into the bathroom.

When Liu Lian started brushing his teeth, Meng Tangxi was standing behind him with one arm around his waist, and the other reaching for the toothbrush and cup. The toothbrush cups of the two of them were the same set, except for the color. Not the same... But Meng Tangxi occasionally used Liu Lian's toothbrush secretly.

"How does your new toothpaste taste?" Meng Tangxi couldn't help but turned to look at Liu Lian.

Liu Lian bought a new toothpaste, which tastes like durian, very fresh.

Liu Lian glanced at Meng Tangxi: "You will know if you try it?"

He was about to pass the toothpaste to Meng Tangxi and let Meng Tangxi try it himself, but the next moment Meng Tangxi's eyes lit up, he immediately lowered his head, quickly licked the corner of Liu Lian's lips, and then smashed it The mouth said: "I didn't taste anything."

Liu Lian paused, and soon, Meng Tangxi stuck his tongue in and rolled up the toothpaste foam in his mouth. After tasting the taste for a long time, he let go of Liu Lian, smashed it, said with his mouth: " Seems weird."

Liu Lian: "..."

He silently pushed Meng Tangxi's face away with a look of disgust: "You haven't brushed your teeth yet, don't kiss me."

Meng Tangxi blinked her eyes, and said with a bit of aggrieved tone, "Obviously you asked me to try it!"

Liu Lian glared at someone with an aggrieved face: "I'll let you try this toothpaste!"

"It's all the same," Meng Tangxi scratched her face and smiled, "Anyway, I now know what this toothpaste smells like."

Liu Lian had no choice but to turn around silently and continue brushing her teeth.

Meng Tangxi insisted on brushing his teeth with Liu Lian, because the sink was not big, so Liu Lian could only be squeezed into a corner by Meng Tangxi.

After the two brushed their teeth and washed their faces, Meng Tangxi looked at Liu Lian with bright eyes: "Then can I kiss you now?"

Liu Lian sighed: "Aren't you tired of doing this routine every morning?"

Meng Tangxi snorted softly: "I'll never get tired of it." After saying that, he hugged Liu Lian into his arms, lowered his head and kissed Liu Lian.

Liu Lian's lips were plump, moist, and soft. Meng Tangxi couldn't help but took a bite. He felt like eating soft and chewy marshmallows. He wanted to swallow them all in one bite, but He was not willing to eat it all at once, so he could only nibble on it bit by bit.

Meng Tangxi licked and kissed her for a long time before letting go of Liu Lian reluctantly.

Liu Lian took a few breaths before raising her eyes to look at Meng Tangxi: "Are you satisfied?"

Meng Tangxi snorted softly: "Not satisfied..."

He rubbed against Liu Lian with a look of desire and dissatisfaction: "...get up, touch me."

Liu Lian complained silently in her heart, this guy is indeed possessed by Teddy!

But Liu Lian still remembered that there was an important matter today, so of course it was impossible to mess around with Meng Tangxi: "Fix it yourself."

With that said, he turned and left the bathroom mercilessly, leaving only Meng Tangxi alone.

Meng Tangxi stood there aggrieved for a long time, and in the end he could only put his hand into his pants aggrievedly, and solved it manually by himself.

After Liu Lian changed her clothes, Meng Tangxi was still in the bathroom.

After Liu Lian finished breakfast, Meng Tangxi was still in the bathroom.

Liu Lian patiently played with her mobile phone in the living room for a while, while Meng Tangxi was still in the bathroom.

Seeing that the breakfast was about to get cold, he sighed and turned to look for Meng Tangxi.

The door of the bathroom was not closed, it was just ajar, so Liu Lian pushed the door open and went in.

Meng Tangxi was still working on it manually. He was not in a hurry to be shy when he saw Liu Lian coming in. After all, they had met each other so many times and there was nothing to be shy about, so even when he saw Liu Lian coming in, he didn't stop. Instead, the actions in Li continued, and there was even a tendency to become more and more excited.

Liu Lian watched silently. Not only was Meng Tangxi not shy at all, but she became more and more courageous as she fought, and she seemed to want to perform well in front of Liu Lian.

After waiting for a long time, Liu Lian finally said helplessly, "Hurry up, breakfast is getting cold."

Meng Tangxi snorted: "In my dictionary, there is no such word as fast!"

Liu Lian: "..." Do you think you are Napoleon?

Liu Lian was very helpless. In the end, he had no choice but to walk behind Meng Tangxi, raised his head and leaned into Meng Tangxi's ear, lowered his voice, and said in a low and hoarse voice, "Breakfast is ready, go and eat...husband." Although Meng Tangxi often called Liu Lian's daughter-in-law, Liu Lian rarely called Meng Tangxi's husband...unless she was forced by Meng Tangxi in bed.

The first time Liu Lian took the initiative to call Meng Tangxi's husband, Meng Tangxi was taken aback for a moment, then trembled all over, and came out.

Liu Lian quickly switched back to the normal mode, and he said lightly, "Okay, wash your hands, come out and have breakfast, don't forget that we are going to my mother's house today."

When Meng Tangxi came back to his senses, Liu Lian had already gone out, and he stayed there for a while.

...Did his wife call him husband just now?

Just now his wife called him husband!

Meng Tangxi immediately yelled, and immediately ran into the living room, just in time to see Liu Lian standing at the dining table and was about to sit down, ran over quickly, hugged Liu Lian from behind, and said excitedly: "You just called me What? Call again."

Liu Lian said blankly, "I didn't say anything just now."

"You obviously yelled, yell again, yell again..."

Meng Tangxi hugged Liu Lian from behind and rubbed her face against Liu Lian's neck.

Liu Lian's face gradually became a little hot, and before he could shirk anything, he suddenly noticed something was wrong——

Meng Tangxi's hands are dry...

...In other words, Meng Tangxi didn't wash his hands just now.

His face turned black immediately: "Go and wash your hands, don't touch me with the hand you just touched."

Meng Tangxi groaned aggrievedly, and went to wash his hands with a hurt face.

"I hate it so much now, but I obviously liked it last night..."

Liu Lian heard Meng Tangxi muttering in a low voice, and couldn't help but glance at Meng Tangxi: "What did you say?"

Meng Tangxi immediately shook her head: "I didn't say anything!

After the two had breakfast, they went out to see Liu Lian's mother and Liu's father at Liu Lian's house.

They played at Mama Liu's house for most of the day, and they didn't go home until after dinner.

The two walked slowly along the way home while digesting food.

"By the way, the new tenant is moving in today." Liu Lian suddenly remembered this, and couldn't help but poke Meng Tangxi with his elbow. "We will be neighbors in the future, why don't we treat him to dinner in a few days?"

Meng Tangxi had no opinion: "Where should I eat?"

Liu Lian smiled: "Let's stay at our house, I'll cook."

Meng Tangxi was a little dissatisfied immediately, his wife could only cook for him alone, how could she cook for other men?

"It's not good..."

"Why not?" Liu Lian glanced at Meng Tangxi, "Don't you think my workmanship is not good?"

Meng Tangxi immediately shook her head and denied: "Of course not! My wife's cooking is the best!"

Liu Lian nodded: "Then it's such a happy decision."

Meng Tangxi was suddenly a little depressed.

When Liu Lian and Meng Tangxi came out of the elevator, they happened to meet the new tenant who had just moved in.

The new tenant was holding a stack of magazines and was about to enter the door. When he turned around and saw Liu Lian and Meng Tangxi, he stopped and smiled at them.

Even though she was used to seeing Meng Tangxi's beauty, Liu Lian paused before nodding towards the new tenant.

When he received a text message from a new tenant before, when he saw the name of the new tenant, he thought it was a girl, but he didn't expect to find out that the other person was a man when they met.

Not only a man, but also a handsome handsome guy.

"Mr. Landlord, hello." The new tenant smiled shyly at the two of them, and two dimples appeared on his delicate baby face, "I just moved here today."

Liu Lian nodded: "Do you need help?"

"No need, the moving company has almost moved. I don't have much stuff, most of them are books."

Hearing this, Liu Lian subconsciously glanced at the book in the new tenant's hands curiously, and then the corner of his mouth twitched.

...Because the books in the new tenant's hands are all girls' magazines like "Crystal Princess" that look very pink and girly at first glance.

But soon, Liu Lian's sight was attracted by a cat behind the new tenant.

This big fat cat...why does it look so familiar?

Liu Lian was taken aback: "This cat..."

"I raised this cat." The new tenant was a little nervous, "What's wrong? Can't cats be kept here?"

"Of course not," Liu Lian smiled, "I just think this cat looks familiar."

The new tenant looked blank: "Don't most Chinese pastoral cats look similar?"

Liu Lian paused, then nodded with a smile: "That's right."

After the new tenant left, Meng Tangxi looked at Liu Lian with a straight face: "You hooked up with another man behind my back!"

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows: "How can I have my back on you? I'm obviously in front of you."

Meng Tangxi bulged her cheeks: "Hmph!"

"Okay, okay," Liu Lian poked Meng Tangxi's bulging cheek, "take out the key and open the door."

Meng Tangxi: "Hmph."

"Can you open the door?"

"Humph."

"Go home and take a shower."

"Humph."

"...wash together."

"Open, open!"