What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

Finally, Liu Lian and Meng Tangxi returned to their home.

Along the way, Meng Tangxi felt a little smug.

He succeeded!His father-in-law finally accepted him!From now on, he will be able to be with his wife in a fair and aboveboard way, and reach the pinnacle of his life!

After returning home, Meng Tangxi blushed and asked Liu Lian, "Will you go to your house or mine tonight?"

Liu Lian felt bad subconsciously: "Let's go back to our respective homes tonight."

Meng Tangxi blinked, a little in disbelief: "But you obviously didn't say that when you were in the supermarket just now!" We agreed to try a durian-flavored condom together!

Seeing Meng Tangxi's aggrieved eyes, Liu Lian couldn't hold back, but in the end he still insisted: "But I will go to rehearse next month, and I will rehearse for several months. It will be very busy, maybe there will be no time to code... You don't want to see me stop updating, do you?"

"You must be very busy in those few months, maybe we won't have time to make out," Meng Tangxi snorted, and fixedly looked at Liu Lian with aggrieved eyes, "You don't want to see me alone in the empty room Right?"

Liu Lian turned her head silently: "But I still need to type..."

"Is the code word more important than me?" Meng Tangxi lowered his head to bite Liu Lian's ear, his tone dissatisfied, "Could it be that the code word is more important than me!"

Feeling Mengtangxi's scorching breath in his ears, Liu Lian's waist suddenly softened, and his will was a little unsteady: "But if I don't code words, I won't have anything to eat..."

"It's okay," Meng Tangxi chuckled, "I can take care of you!"

Liu Lian said expressionlessly: "... In terms of appearance, you are more like the one who was adopted."

Meng Tangxi blinked: "If there is such a lovely benefactor like you, I am completely willing to be taken care of by you!"

Liu Lian sighed: "I really need to type today, if the time comes when the code is broken too much, my editor will blow up."

Meng Tangxi hugged Liu Lian reluctantly: "Then I will just look at your code and do nothing."

Liu Lian was very helpless, his strength was inferior to Meng Tangxi's, and Meng Tangxi shamelessly played a beauty trick, in the end he had no choice but to lose and let Meng Tangxi enter the room.

Meng Tangxi was really obedient. When Liu Lian was typing on the computer, he sat very quietly behind Liu Lian, watching Liu Lian's codewords while playing with his mobile phone, secretly taking pictures of Liu Lian from time to time... However, because Liu Lian With Lian's back turned to him, he could only photograph Liu Lian's back.

But even though there is only a back view, Meng Tangxi still shoots very vigorously!

After taking a series of back photos, Meng Tangxi lay on the bed and flipped through his mobile phone album, and now almost all of his mobile phone albums are photos of Liu Lian, including photos of Liu Lian eating, and photos of Liu Lian walking , There are photos of Liu Lian sleeping, and photos of Liu Lian just coming out of the shower wearing a towel...

Meng Tangxi blushed while watching.

When Liu Lian coded, he would enter a state of concentration. When he came back to his senses, he found that the sky was getting dark.

He rubbed his stiff spine, stretched his waist and prepared to cook, but when he turned around, he saw Meng Tangxi had fallen asleep with his head tilted.

He looked down at Meng Tangxi's sleeping appearance, and found that Meng Tangxi was blushing and giggling when she was asleep. I don’t know when Meng Tangxi secretly took the picture of wearing a bath towel. In the photo, he is only wearing a bath towel around his whole body, and he is bending over with his back to the camera, revealing his waistline and a part of his buttocks...

The corners of Liu Lian's mouth twitched immediately, especially when he looked at Meng Tangxi again, he found that Meng Tangxi's trousers were bulging, and Meng Tangxi's face became more and more red, and the corners of his mouth turned up more and more. bigger.

He reached out his hand silently and pinched the tip of Meng Tangxi's nose.

A minute later, Meng Tangxi finally opened his eyes with a flushed face.

One moment ago, Meng Tangxi was still dreaming of his wife taking the initiative to sit up in his dream. The next moment, he found that his wife had turned into a big octopus, entangled him and pulled him into the sea, making him unable to breathe. ...

When he opened his eyes and woke up, he still had lingering fears, although the tentacles are very cute!But he still can't accept it!So when he opened his eyes and found that it was only his wife pinching the tip of his nose to prevent him from breathing, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, it's not a tentacle type!

Liu Lian silently looked at Meng Tangxi's expression of rejoicing, and couldn't help raising his eyebrows: "What did you dream about just now?"

Meng Tangxi subconsciously said blankly: "I dreamed that my daughter-in-law, you became a tentacle type!"

Liu Lian: "..."

Meng Tangxi came back to her senses, and quickly cleared her throat: "Have you finished typing? I'm hungry."

Seeing Meng Tangxi's good behavior all afternoon, Liu Lian nodded and said, "What do you want to eat?"

Meng Tangxi blushed and said, "...you."

Liu Lian turned around and left: "I still need to code tonight, so I just cook two egg noodles."

Meng Tangxi groped and buried her face in the pillow... Why did he fail so much every time he flirted with his wife?

But when Liu Lian finished cooking the noodles, Meng Tangxi suddenly became excited again, because Liu Lian cooked two bowls of love egg noodles!

Looking at the two same bowls filled with the same noodles, and the same fried eggs with love nestled in the same noodles, Meng Tangxi felt a little flustered, and he couldn't help looking at Liu Lian with scorching eyes.

Liu Lian turned her head silently: "Aren't you hungry? Eat quickly."

Meng Tangxi chuckled, took out her phone, snapped a photo, and posted it on Weibo!

Liu Lian had already broken the jar, and he didn't care what Meng Tangxi said, so he sat down and started eating noodles.

Meng Tangxi took a bite of the fried egg, and began to tease Meng Tangxi restlessly: "Daughter-in-law, I think your eggs are more delicious."

Liu Lian let out a light oh.

"Let me take a bite?" Meng Tangxi said cheekily.

Liu Lian gave Meng Tangxi the eggs in her bowl.

Meng Tangxi gave Liu Lian the egg she had bitten into in her bowl: "Actually, my egg is also delicious, try it."

Liu Lian took a bite silently, but he didn't say a word. Anyway, he was used to this kind of indirect kissing scene of Meng Tangxi, and he was immune to it long ago.

But he didn't expect that Meng Tangxi had automatically upgraded. Watching him take a bite of his egg, Meng Tangxi suddenly blushed and said, "Actually, I'd rather see you eat my other eggs."

Liu Lian: "..." He silently pierced the egg with his chopsticks.

Meng Tangxi subconsciously clamped his legs, and after a while he coughed: "Daughter-in-law, you can't be so violent."

After eating, Liu Lian began to type again. Meng Tangxi finally couldn't help teasing Liu Lian after a day of idleness.

He tried his best to show his presence in front of Liu Lian, but in the end Liu Lian ruthlessly drove him to the bathroom to take a bath.

Liu Lian typed for a while, and was about to go to the living room to get a glass of water, when the door of his room was suddenly opened.

He subconsciously turned his head to see that Meng Tangxi, who had just taken a shower and only wore a towel, came in.

Liu Lian had even seen Meng Tangxi without a bath towel, so he only took one look, then turned his head and continued typing.

But the next moment, Meng Tangxi walked behind Liu Lian and hugged Liu Lian from behind.

"Let go, I want to code." Liu Lian said ruthlessly.

Meng Tangxi rubbed Liu Lian's earlobe with his lips: "I bought a new pair of underwear a few days ago, and I've been wanting to show you them."

Liu Lian was not very interested and said "Oh", but the next moment, Meng Tangxi hugged him from behind, and then gently put him on the bed.

Meng Tangxi pressed Liu Lian on the bed, and then slowly tore off the bath towel around his waist.

After the bath towel fell to the ground, Liu Lian was stunned to find that Meng Tangxi was actually wearing a pair of thongs!

The one with the pocket in the front!

The color is still gay purple!

Meng Tangxi blushed and asked Liu Lian, "How is it? The store said my man would definitely like it..."

Liu Lian covered her eyes and turned her face away: "...Why did you suddenly go to buy this kind of thing?"

Meng Tangxi's tone was aggrieved: "Because you always reject me."

Liu Lian sighed: "...why are you so coquettish?"

He almost wondered who was the bottom one between him and Meng Tangxi.

... How can Xiao Gong wear a thong to seduce Xiao Shou? !

Meng Tangxi chuckled: "Actually, you like it very much, don't you?"

Liu Lian pursed her lips and said nothing.

"You're going to rehearse next month, and we won't have much time then..." Meng Tangxi looked down at Liu Lian with burning eyes, "So let's relax today?"

Liu Lian glared at Meng Tangxi: "Can this kind of thing be relaxed?"

"Of course," Meng Tangxi said cheekily, "Everyone says that exercise can relieve stress!"

After finishing speaking, he stared at Liu Lian expectantly.

Liu Lian struggled in his heart, but in the end he was defeated by Meng Tangxi.

"Wait, let me save the document first..."

In the next few days, Liu Lian would be pressed on the bed to "exercise" by Meng Tangxi from time to time for the reason of decompression.

Soon, the time passed, and Liu Lian began to devote himself to the rehearsal, because what he planned to sing was a song he wrote, and the lyrics and melody were already familiar to him, so it was relatively easy for him to rehearse.

During the rehearsal, he met many singers like him, including Li Zhi's gods and goddesses. When Li Zhi knew that Liu Lian hooked up with her gods and goddesses, she immediately screamed with envy and pestered her every day. Liu Lian wanted to sign, so Liu Lian had to agree to help Liu Lian get everyone's signatures.

At the same time, Liu Lian also met Xia Hai's "daughter-in-law" Budonggang in reality.

Unfrozen Gang looks a little younger than Underground Sea, with a gentle and handsome appearance. He is a graphic designer. Liu Lian was a little surprised when he first learned that Unfrozen Gang's career was completely different from dubbing.

Of course, Budong Gang was even more surprised when he knew that Liu Lian's profession was a writer, especially after he knew that Liu Lian's pen name was Fleeting Qianzhong, even though Xia Hai was still watching, he still looked at Liu Lian with burning eyes Said: "Male god, I have liked you for a long time!"

Liu Lian was terrified by Xia Hai's gaze, and quickly cleared his throat and said, "I don't freeze Hong Kong male god, I also like the dramas you acted in."

"Haha, don't call me Unfreezing Port, just call me Budong," Budong smiled slightly, "The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and I, the front wave, will die on the beach sooner or later. How about it? Are you interested in playing with me? Dubbing?"

Liu Lian smiled: "Since you invited me face to face, then I'd rather be respectful than obedient."

Bu Dong blinked: "After the concert is over, I will ask my family to plan to invite you."

A few months passed quickly, and soon, it was the day when the Gufeng concert was officially held.

Originally Liu Lian was still very calm, but when he found out that there were so many people coming to the concert and the stage was completely dark, he also became nervous.

Before, he gave two tickets to his parents, and also gave two tickets to Meng Tangxi's parents. Although he didn't know if they would come together, he was still a little nervous, and this was his first time on stage .

But when Liu Lian is nervous, he won't show it. He is good at hiding his emotions. Even Xia Hai and Bu Dong didn't notice that he was nervous. Xia Hai even smiled at Liu Lian: "I didn't expect you to be nervous the first time To be so calm on stage, I think back when I was on stage for the first time, I was so nervous that I almost dropped the microphone."

Liu Lian smiled slightly and said nothing.

But in fact, he was so nervous that he almost cut his palms.

The theme of the Gufeng concert is the ancient rivers and lakes, so all the singers who sang on stage have to change into ancient costumes with the taste of the rivers and lakes. After Liu Lian changed into a white dress in the background, he asked a makeup artist to put on makeup for him. Soon, the mirror The person inside became a handsome young man in white clothes.

Although Liu Lian's facial features are not outstanding, but his appearance looks young, after such a make-up, even if he is said to be sixteen or seventeen, some people will believe him.

After putting on makeup, Liu Lian heard Xia Hai say that someone was looking for him, because idlers and others could not enter the backstage dressing room casually, so he rolled up his sleeves and went out.

As soon as he went out, he saw Meng Tangxi waiting for him leaning against the corner.

Because he was busy with rehearsals during this time, and with a series of questions about the adaptation of the novel, the chances for him to meet Meng Tangxi were much less.

Meng Tangxi looked up and saw Liu Lian, his eyes lit up immediately.

Liu Lian's originally nervous mood eased a lot after seeing Meng Tangxi.

Meng Tangxi chuckled, pulled Liu Lian to a corner where no one was around, and gnawed a couple of mouthfuls. After gnawing, he looked down at Liu Lian, and said a little uncomfortably, "I suddenly feel that I am eating tender grass in an old cow... "

Liu Lian couldn't help laughing: "Obviously it's a young cow eating old grass."

"You are not old," Meng Tangxi snorted, he took out a box of heart-shaped chocolates from his pocket awkwardly, and said with a blushing face, "This is the chocolate I made myself, to celebrate the success of your concert in advance. "

Liu Lian gave him a sideways look, and mercilessly exposed the truth: "Obviously you went to the supermarket to buy chocolate, and after melting it, you made it into the shape of a heart?" Although he said so, he still stretched out his hand to take the chocolate.

"We'll eat together after your concert is over." Meng Tangxi said to Liu Lian seriously.

Liu Lian blinked: "Yes."

Meng Tangxi continued: "Don't be nervous, I will watch you from below."

Liu Lian: "...I'm not nervous."

Meng Tangxi snorted softly, reached out and grabbed Liu Lian's hand under the sleeve: "Hands are so cold, why don't you say you're nervous..."

Liu Lian silently looked at Meng Tangxi.

Meng Tangxi chuckled: "It's okay, just imagine everyone in the audience as barrage, colorful barrage."

Liu Lian held the chocolate in his hand tightly, because the sleeves were wide and long, and the box of chocolates was very small, so even if he hid the box of chocolates in the sleeve, no one would see it.

"Of course, the most important thing is... I'm watching you from below."

After Meng Tangxi warmed Liu Lian's cold fingertips with his palm, he turned and left.

Liu Lian suddenly realized that she was not nervous anymore.

He bowed his head and smiled, turned and went backstage.

Soon, the Gufeng concert officially began.

Liu Lian stood in the background, he could clearly hear the songs sung by the people in front, everyone performed wonderfully, and the atmosphere in the audience was also very good... Finally it was his turn to take the stage.

Liu Lian took a deep breath and walked to the center of the stage.

Waves of enthusiastic cheers erupted from the auditorium. It was the first time he had seen so many Mifensi in reality. In the past, he was just hiding behind the Internet. It's a lot of network, and now he finally came out from behind the network and walked towards reality.

After the concert, Xia Hai wanted to invite all the guests to dinner, but Liu Lian declined with a smile: "My parents are here, I want to have dinner with them."

Xia Hai didn't make things difficult for Liu Lian, and let Liu Lian go without hesitation: "Then let's have dinner together next time, anyway, there are plenty of opportunities."

After Liu Lian took off her makeup and left the stage, she saw his parents and Meng Tangxi's parents.

Mother Liu and Mother Meng were happily chatting about something, while Father Liu and Father Meng looked at each other with stern faces.

This was the first time Liu Lian saw Meng's mother. Meng's mother was beautiful and temperamental. Although she was old, she still had a charm and was well maintained. Mama Meng, who is like a noble lady, is happily chatting with Mama Liu about some of the hottest male stars at the moment, Xiao Xianrou.

"I watched a variety show on Durian TV before, and I thought that Irshan was very handsome."

"Yes, I think so too! Have you watched the TV series "The Domineering President Doesn't Love Me"? Si Wuliu, who plays the male lead in it, is not bad either."

"Oh, I think so too! In fact, Qi Bajiu, who plays the villain in that play, is also quite handsome, but his name is a bit strange."

Liu Lian: "..."

Seeing Liu Lian coming out, Liu's mother quickly greeted Liu Lian: "Son, you performed really well just now!"

Liu Lian smiled faintly: "Yes."

After greeting Liu's father and Liu mother, Liu Lian looked at Meng's father and mother and smiled faintly: "Uncle, aunt."

Meng's mother took a look at Liu Lian and said with a smile: "My son said you were a little older than him before, but when I saw you in the audience just now, I thought you were only sixteen or seventeen. Shot against minors."

Liu Lian smiled: "It's just the makeup effect... By the way, what about him?"

"I knew you had a husband and forgot your mother," Liu's mother glared at Liu Lian before continuing, "Xiao Meng went to the bathroom, and will be back in a while."

Hearing Mama Liu say the word "husband", everyone present was stunned for a moment, and Liu Lian suddenly felt a little uncomfortable: "Ahem, why did he take so long, I'll go and see."

Liu Lian quickly turned around and went into the toilet. He had just entered the toilet when he saw Meng Tangxi washing his hands.

"Daughter-in-law, you were amazing just now!" Meng Tangxi looked up and saw Liu Lian, his eyes lit up with excitement.

Liu Lian blushed a little when Meng Tangxi looked at her. Looking at Meng Tangxi's face, Liu Lian suddenly said, "Because I know you are in the audience."

Meng Tangxi blinked, his face flushed with excitement, he glanced outside, then pulled Liu Lian into the toilet cubicle, and then pressed Liu Lian against the cubicle wall and kissed her.

Liu Lian originally wanted to say that their parents were still waiting for them outside, but when he saw Meng Tangxi's dark eyes, he couldn't say anything.

Gradually, he put his wrist around Meng Tangxi's neck and responded.

It wasn't until Liu Lian's cell phone rang that he blushed and pushed Meng Tangxi away.

"You went to the toilet to find someone, but why did you lose yourself instead?"

Hearing Mother Liu's voice, Liu Lian blushed immediately, and he glared at Meng Tangxi, mercilessly discrediting Meng Tangxi: "Because someone is constipated, I have been waiting outside for him."

Meng Tangxi, who was still blushing and heart beating: "..."

"That's it," Liu's mother hesitated for a moment, "How long will he have?"

Liu Lian said calmly, "It's all over now, we'll come out right away."

After he hung up the phone, he immediately got a little aggrieved look from Meng Tangxi.

Meng Tangxi looked at Liu Lian aggrievedly: "I have a good stomach! I've never been constipated!" My daughter-in-law actually slandered him like this!He must have lost a lot of favorability in his mother-in-law's heart!

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows: "Are you asking me to tell the truth?"

Meng Tangxi was very aggrieved: "I have been holding back my urine to wait for you to play, and my bladder is about to explode... Do you know that holding back urine affects kidney function? I made such a big sacrifice for you, and you are so black on me!" .”

Liu Lian smiled slightly: "Well, after you go back, you have to nourish your kidneys. For the sake of your kidneys, you'd better abstain from sexual intercourse for a while."

Meng Tangxi blinked, and after a while, he coughed: "My kidneys are fine! There is nothing wrong with it!"

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows: "Really? You can't be brave in this kind of thing, and don't shy away from medical treatment."

"Of course it's no problem!" Meng Tangxi snorted, stretched out his hand and squeezed Liu Lian's cheek, blushing and playing a hooligan, "After I go back, I'll let you know if my husband's kidneys are good!"

Ten minutes later, Liu Lian and Meng Tangxi finally came out.

Mother Liu looked at Liu Lian's slightly red and swollen lips with meaningful eyes, as if she had seen through everything.

Liu's father and Meng's mother pretended not to see it, while Meng's father snorted coldly: "It's outrageous!"