What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

Before going to Liu Lian's parents' house, Meng Tangxi and Liu Lian went to the supermarket first. After all, this was Meng Tangxi's first visit, so it's not good to be empty-handed.

In the supermarket, Meng Tangxi wanted to buy everything she saw, and Liu Lian felt that she had become a parent who brought a bear child into the supermarket, and was pestered by Meng Tangxi, a bear child, for one thing and another for another.

"How about that cervical spine massager? My father-in-law and mother-in-law can use it!"

"I already have one at home."

"How about that treadmill? My father-in-law can use it to exercise!"

"My dad goes for a walk every day and doesn't need that."

"How about that big jacuzzi? My mother-in-law will love it!"

"...I can't let go."

After shopping around, Meng Tangxi was very aggrieved: "You are not allowed to buy this or that, so what kind of gift should I bring to my father-in-law and mother-in-law?"

Liu Lian silently pointed to the food area in front of her, Meng Tangxi turned her head to look, milk!

Liu Lian pointed to the fruit section on the side again, and Meng Tangxi turned her head to look again, apples!

Meng Tangxi hesitated for a moment: "I only buy milk and apples? Is it too cheap?" When I went to see my father-in-law for the first time, I only sent milk and apples. I couldn't afford it!

Liu Lian smiled: "It's okay, just buy these. My parents don't like other people spending money indiscriminately. If you buy things that are too expensive but useless, they will think you can't live."

Meng Tangxi suddenly realized that if his father-in-law and mother-in-law thought he was not good at living, they might think he was not suitable for Liu Lian, and if his father-in-law and mother-in-law thought he was not suitable for Liu Lian, they might not accept him!

Meng Tangxi nodded solemnly: "Just buy milk and apples!"

Soon, he followed Liu Lian to check out with a box of milk and a box of apples.

Because the queue to pay the bill was very long, while waiting to pay the bill, Liu Lian took out his mobile phone and started playing.

After playing for a while, he felt a few indistinct eyes falling on him.

Liu Lian glanced out of the corner of his eyes indiscriminately, and found that there were a few young girls who were following them and the next team waiting to pay the bill. Of course, those young girls were not looking at him, but a box of milk in his left hand behind him. Meng Tangxi with a box of apples on the right.

Even standing in the crowd, Meng Tangxi is still the most conspicuous existence, not only because of his height of 1.8 meters five, but also because of his handsome face that crushes everyone without any dead ends, probably because of the upcoming Seeing his father-in-law and mother-in-law felt cramped and nervous, Meng Tangxi lowered his head slightly, the corners of his lips were tightly pursed, and with the messy hair on top of his head, his whole person seemed to be full of decadent and melancholy handsomeness.

Liu Lian even found out that a girl quietly took out her mobile phone and secretly took several photos of Meng Tangxi, and several girls were talking quietly while staring at Meng Tangxi, maybe they would rush over as soon as they left the cashier Ask Meng Tangxi for her cell phone number.

He felt a little unhappy in his heart. Although he knew that Meng Tangxi was very popular, seeing Meng Tangxi being coveted so clearly, he still subconsciously felt that his territory had been violated.

Liu Lian narrowed his eyes slightly, so he turned his head and said to Meng Tangxi: "By the way, that tastes good, do you want to buy it and try it?"

Meng Tangxi was still immersed in nervousness, until Liu Lian turned around to talk to him, and he raised his head in a daze: "Ah? What is it?" He turned his head in the direction Liu Lian pointed at in a daze. Look, the next moment, he saw a whole row of brightly colored and beautifully packaged boxes... Condoms.

After Meng Tangxi realized it, her face flushed instantly: "You, you like this taste?"

Liu Lian just pointed at it casually just now. Hearing that, he turned his head to look at Meng Tangxi's gaze, and then he found that he just pointed at a box of durian-flavored condoms.

The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched suddenly. Although he likes to eat durian very much, but the durian-flavored condom...

He seemed a little unacceptable.

"It turns out that you like this taste, so let's try it!"

Meng Tangxi blushed and glanced at Liu Lian, then he reached out and took a box of durian-flavored condoms from the shelf next to the cashier.

Liu Lian: "..."

He couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth again, but what he said was like splashed water, and he couldn't take it back, and the most important thing was... there were so many people watching covetously.

Thinking that there were still so many people looking at Meng Tangxi covetously, Liu Lian immediately smiled at Meng Tangxi, then lowered her voice, and said in a slightly hoarse voice, "Let's try tonight?"

Meng Tangxi's face suddenly turned red again: "Tonight, isn't it good?" Maybe his father-in-law and mother-in-law will keep them overnight, and he will be shy to do that kind of thing at his father-in-law's house!

Although he said so, Meng Tangxi couldn't help but look forward to it in his heart!He didn't expect his wife to be so active today!

...Maybe the daughter-in-law would like to unlock some new poses tonight?

Meng Tangxi couldn't help but licked her lips, and her voice couldn't be restrained: "Tonight, come back to my house?"

Liu Lian glanced at those gazes out of the corner of his eye, and when he found those gazes were either shocked or disappointed, he silently retracted his gaze, and then smiled slightly at Meng Tangxi: "Go and pay the bill."

Meng Tangxi was smiled by his daughter-in-law, and immediately nodded in a fluttering manner, and then went to pay the bill in a fluttering mood.

After paying the bill, he put the box of durian-flavored condoms into his pocket, and then he carried a box of milk in his left hand and a box of apples in his right hand, and walked out of the supermarket after Liu Lian, full of hope for today. Late look forward to!

Liu Lian walked in front for a while, and suddenly found that Meng Tangxi behind him was getting slower and slower, so he couldn't help but stop, and turned his head to look, only to see Meng Tangxi, who was handsomely dressed, blushing and giggling. The atmosphere suddenly disappeared.

"Come on, don't stand in the middle of the road blocking people's way." Liu Lian really couldn't understand Meng Tangxi's self-destructive image, "What are you thinking? Laughing like this."

Meng Tangxi blushed and said, "I was thinking about tonight..."

Liu Lian quickly cleared her throat: "My mother is cooking tonight. My mother's cooking skills are much better than mine."

It was only now that Meng Tangxi realized that he was going to see his father-in-law and mother-in-law in a while, and all his charming thoughts disappeared, it was more effective than taking a cold shower!

Liu Lian took two steps forward, but found that Meng Tangxi hadn't followed up again. He sighed and turned around: "What's the matter this time?"

Meng Tangxi trembled in a small voice: "I, my legs are starting to weaken... I can't walk!"

Liu Lian: "..."

Liu Lian managed to bring Meng Tangxi home, and was about to take out the key to open the door, but Meng Tangxi stopped him nervously: "Wait a minute! Let me make mental preparations first!"

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows: "You didn't make enough mental preparation last night?"

Meng Tangxi stammered: "Of course it's not enough! I'm still nervous! Let me prepare myself mentally!"

Liu Lian sighed: "Don't be nervous, come, follow me, take a deep breath, exhale, inhale, exhale, force..."

Meng Tangxi had a broken face: "...I'm not having a baby!"

Maybe she heard someone talking outside, so Mother Liu came to open the door.

Meng Tangxi was still standing at the door and took a deep breath. The next moment, he was caught off guard by Mama Liu's curious eyes. His face suddenly flushed red, and he didn't know where to put his hands, feet, and feet. He was so nervous that he didn't know what to say. After his brain heated up, he subconsciously blurted out: "Mom!"

Liu Lian: "..."

Ms. Liu was taken aback. She had no idea when she gave birth to such a big son. It was not until she saw Liu Lian who was speechless behind Meng Tangxi that she realized that this was her son's boyfriend.

But if you call your mother as soon as you come to the door, isn't this speed too fast?

After Meng Tangxi finished yelling, he realized that he had made a mistake in yelling just now, and quickly corrected him with a blushing face: "Mother-in-law!"

Liu Lian: "..."

Mother Liu glanced at the two of them with a subtle expression. Although she knew Meng Tangxi's size and height, her son probably brought her a "son-in-law" back, but this kind of pig that was so hard to raise was replaced by another pig. The arched feeling made her feel quite delicate.

Liu Lian silently pinched Meng Tangxi's waist, Meng Tangxi immediately came back to his senses, and quickly corrected: "Ah, auntie!"

Meng Tangxi took a deep breath and finally calmed down: "Hello, Auntie! I'm your son's boyfriend! My name is Meng Tangxi!"

Mother Liu looked Meng Tangxi up and down. Although she had long accepted the fact that her son liked men, when she saw her son bringing his boyfriend back, it was impossible for her to say that her mood was not complicated, but After looking at Meng Tangxi's appearance, she suddenly understood Liu Lian's choice.

Father Liu was also a handsome guy when he was young.

After sizing up Meng Tangxi's appearance, Mother Liu felt that her son had been wronged, so she smiled and said to Meng Tangxi, "Xiao Meng, come in first."

Meng Tangxi entered the living room, and immediately found Liu's father sitting on the sofa watching TV. He was ready again, but with previous experience and lessons, this time he did not yell wrong again, but yelled in a polite manner: "Uncle .”

Father Liu looked up at Meng Tangxi, paused for a moment, then turned his face to the TV screen: "Sit down."

Meng Tangxi sat down tremblingly, with her back straight, her knees tightly closed, her hands on her thighs, her sitting posture was very standard!

Mother Liu smiled at Meng Tangxi: "You guys talk first, I'll go in and cook."

Liu Lian also smiled and said, "Mom, let me go with you."

Meng Tangxi subconsciously stood up: "Then I too..."

Liu's father, who was looking at the TV screen, said with a straight face, "Sit down."

Meng Tangxi subconsciously sat down again.

Mother Liu smiled at Meng Tangxi again: "This is your first time here, let's chat with your uncle first, dinner for two is enough."

Meng Tangxi had no choice but to sit upright, not daring to move.

Liu Lian followed Mother Liu into the kitchen.

Mrs. Liu started cooking, and Liu Lian followed him to help. He thought that Mrs. Liu would ask him about Meng Tangxi, but he didn't expect that Mrs. Liu didn't even ask a question about Mengtangxi during the whole process. After asking a few questions about his recent life, Liu Lian gradually became a little nervous.

He didn't know what Liu's mother meant by not mentioning Meng Tangxi, but he thought that with Meng Tangxi's appearance, Liu's mother's first impression of Meng Tangxi should be pretty good... But now he can't help but start to doubt his own Judged.

It wasn't until the last dish was fried that Mama Liu asked casually, "What do you think of him?"

Liu Lian paused, realized that Mother Liu was referring to Liu Lian, and said with a faint smile: "Although he is a little silly sometimes, he treats me very well."

Mother Liu looked at Liu Lian's expression and sighed: "It can be seen that he is very nervous about you."

Liu Lian smiled: "...um."

Mother Liu sighed again, even if she wanted to take back the water spilled by her married son, she couldn't take it back.

All kinds of complicated thoughts gathered in her heart, but in the end they only turned into one sentence: "Take out the dishes."

When Liu Lian returned to the living room with the dishes, he saw Meng Tangxi sitting on the sofa with his back straight and a very solemn expression, and Liu's father also had a serious expression. His eyes were staring straight at the TV at the same time.

He walked over to take a look with the dishes, only to find that there was a talk show with experts on common andrological diseases on TV. At this time, the experts in white coats on the TV screen were talking endlessly: "Impotence and premature ejaculation are common andrological diseases." , impotence refers to..."

Liu Lian looked at Meng Tangxi: "Do you like watching this?"

Meng Tangxi sat upright and said seriously, "I like it." Since my father-in-law likes to watch it!Then he likes to watch it!

...Although he was already so nervous that he didn't even know what was playing on TV at the moment.

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows: "Impotence, premature ejaculation?"

Meng Tangxi came back to his senses, and after discovering that the experts on TV were talking endlessly about how to treat impotence and premature ejaculation, his face instantly flushed red: "No, no, no..."

Mother Liu came out with the dishes, and found that Father Liu was leading her son-in-law to watch this kind of program, and immediately grabbed the remote control to change the channel: "What are you watching!"

Liu's father also came to his senses, he quickly coughed with a straight face: "I'm waiting to see the next movie!"

"It's "Waterless Rivers and Lakes" again? You've watched that movie [-] times, and you have to watch it every rerun. What's so good about it!" Liu's mother complained dissatisfied.

"...There are [-] times, and I only watched it twice." Father Liu touched his nose.

"Dad, do you like that movie very much?" Liu Lian remembered that he and Lu Renjia went to see that movie before. , when it releases dvd later, then he will go buy a disc for his dad.

Liu's father touched his nose: "I really like the male protagonist in it..."

Liu Lian knew that the male lead in "No Water in the Rivers and Lakes" seemed to be a star who had only recently become popular, and he could be regarded as a popular star, but he didn't expect that even his father started chasing stars, so he couldn't help being a little surprised.

Mother Liu nodded and agreed very much: "The leading actor is really handsome!"

"Women only look at their appearance," Liu's father frowned, "You have to look at what's inside! What I appreciate is his chivalry!"

Meng Tangxi, who had been silent all this time, suddenly spoke up: "...are you talking about Xia Minghong?"

Mother Liu was the first to react: "Yes, that's his name!"

Meng Tangxi blinked: "Well, if you want his autograph, maybe I can get it for you..."

"Really?" Father Liu and Mother Liu looked at Meng Tangxi at the same time.

Being stared at by his father-in-law and mother-in-law at the same time, Meng Tangxi swallowed nervously subconsciously: "...really."

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows: "Do you know him?"

He didn't even know that Meng Tangxi knew any celebrities.

...By the way, I almost forgot that Meng's father runs a film and television company, so it doesn't seem strange that Meng Tangxi knows a celebrity or two?

Meng Tangxi nodded: "He is my cousin."

Liu Lian was taken aback: "You still have a cousin? Why didn't you tell me before?"

Meng Tangxi was at a loss for a moment: "Because you never asked me..." Could it be that the daughter-in-law is angry?

The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched: "I always thought you only had one younger sister."

Meng Tangxi said blankly: "I do only have one biological sister, but I have many cousins..."

"Great, Xiao Meng, help Auntie get an autograph."

Mother Liu immediately said to Meng Tangxi with a smile.

Meng Tangxi nodded quickly.

"Didn't you dislike me for watching this movie all the time before? Why are you so active now?" Liu's father squinted at Liu's mother, and said to Meng Tangxi with a straight face, "Please help me to get an autograph."

Meng Tangxi hurriedly nodded again.

"You like movies, I like people, and there is no conflict between the two."

Mother Liu snorted.

"...Women really only look at appearances." Liu's father said with a straight face.

"You don't want to eat tonight?" Mother Liu glared at Father Liu.

Liu's father quickly cleared his throat, and then said with a straight face, "Let's not talk about this while eating."

Liu's mother gave Liu's father a look of "you are sensible", and then pulled Meng Tangxi to sit down: "Come on, Xiaomeng, try Auntie's cooking and order more dishes."

Meng Tangxi was a little flattered immediately: "Thank you, Auntie."

Mother Liu looked at Meng Tangxi with a smile: "You're welcome, eat more."

Liu Lian and Liu's father ate food in silence.

After Meng Tangxi ate two mouthfuls of food, he habitually picked food for Liu Lian.

Because the two lived together for a period of time, Meng Tangxi had already figured out Liu Lian's preferences, so he gave Liu Lian all the dishes that Liu Lian liked to eat.

Liu Lian didn't think anything was wrong at first, but when he realized something was wrong, he raised his head and found Liu's mother was looking at the two of them quietly, while Liu's father on the side kept his head buried in eating.

Liu Lian was a little embarrassed at once, he quickly kicked Meng Tangxi under the table.

Meng Tangxi looked at Liu Lian suspiciously, thinking that Liu Lian thought the prawns he caught were inconvenient to eat, so he hurriedly brought the prawns back, began to peel the prawns with his hands, and thoughtfully pinched off the heads of the prawns before he picked them up again. Back to Liu Lian's bowl.

Mother Liu's expression suddenly became more resentful.

Embarrassed, Liu Lian hurriedly picked some food for Liu's mother: "Mom, this braised pork is delicious, you should eat more."

"Is the braised pork I cooked by myself not delicious?" Mother Liu said quietly.

It was only then that Meng Tangxi realized that her future mother-in-law was depressed, and quickly made some dishes for Liu's mother: "Auntie, you should also eat more."

Mother Liu sighed: "It's a pity that some people are not as good as the juniors."

Liu's father realized later that Liu's mother was talking about him, and he said with a straight face, "It's the old couple's fault..."

Mother Liu gave him a sideways look: "What's the matter with the old couple? You think I'm old, don't you?"

Liu's father paused for a moment, and hurriedly picked up food for Liu's mother.

Liu Lian: "..."

He didn't even know which side showed the most dazzling love between them.

After eating, Meng Tangxi rushed to help Mother Liu wash the dishes. Mother Liu gave Father Liu a sideways look, and then sighed: "It's a pity that some people haven't helped me wash a few dishes for so many years."

Father Liu finally couldn't hold back anymore: "Let me wash it for you!"

Meng Tangxi paused: "Let me do it..."

Father Liu glared at Meng Tangxi: "You accompany my son to watch TV!"

After Liu's father followed Liu's mother into the kitchen, Meng Tangxi realized later... His father-in-law and mother-in-law acknowledged him indirectly?

Meng Tangxi was overjoyed, and rushed towards Liu Lian, kissing Liu Lian hard on the cheek: "Daughter-in-law! I succeeded!"

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows: "How do you know?"

Meng Tangxi chuckled. In fact, he could see that Liu's father and Liu mother were quite satisfied with him, but they hadn't said it clearly. When he thought that he and his wife would soon be recognized by both parents to be together, he was so excited to think Go downstairs and run a dozen laps!

He couldn't help but hugged Liu Lian and kissed him several times, but the next moment, Liu Lian suddenly pushed him away.

Meng Tangxi was a little dazed at first, but when she turned her head, she saw Liu's father and Liu mother standing at the kitchen door, and the two of them looked at them silently.

Even if he was as calm as Liu Lian, he couldn't help but blushed slightly, and Meng Tangxi blushed instantly: "Ah, aunt, uncle..." He was caught playing hooligans with his wife by his father-in-law!It was so embarrassing!

"Ahem, actually we turned around to ask, do you want to stay tonight?" Mama Liu cleared her throat and opened her mouth to break the embarrassment.

Meng Tangxi blushed and said, "...No, no need."

"That's right," Liu's mother nodded, with an expression of 'I understand you', "Young people are full of energy, and it's really inconvenient to live with us old people..."

The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched: "Mom..."

"Forget it, forget it, I won't keep you guys anymore," Mother Liu sighed, "Go and live your two-person world well, we old people really can't compare to young people."

Liu Lian was a little embarrassed: "Mom, don't say that."

Mother Liu gave Liu Lian a sideways look: "Hurry up and go, if you stay, you will definitely disturb our sleep at night, and you also know that our house is not soundproof."

Liu Lian: "..."

Meng Tangxi: "...o(*////▽////*)q"