What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

Liu Lian is not doing well recently.

On the first day after Meng Tangxi returned home, she missed him.

On the second day after Meng Tangxi returned home, she missed him.

On the third day after Meng Tangxi returned home, she missed him and missed him.

Fortunately, on the fourth day after Meng Tangxi returned home, Meng Tangxi finally got his mobile phone back, and the first thing Meng Tangxi did after getting his mobile phone back was to call Liu Lian immediately, which took more than half an hour Talk about your thoughts endlessly.

Liu Lian didn't interrupt Meng Tangxi, and listened to his grievances and complaints with a smile. At the end, Meng Tangxi said pitifully: "Daughter-in-law, I miss you these days so much that I can't eat well. I could eat three bowls of rice in one meal." , now I can only eat two and a half bowls...I must have lost a lot of weight."

Liu Lian: "...It's healthier to be thinner."

"I'm not fat in the first place!" Meng Tangxi paused for a moment, and then his tone immediately became a little nervous, "Did you think I'm fat, my wife?" Before, my wife thought his breasts weren't big enough, but now she thinks he's fat again!Exhausted!

Meng Tangxi on the other end of the phone couldn't help looking for a mirror to examine himself. After carefully examining himself at 180 degrees, Meng Tangxi found that he was still so handsome!And it seems to be a bit more handsome! ... wait a minute that's not the point!

He quickly lifted up his clothes and took a look at his figure. Although he didn't have eight-pack abs, his muscles were smooth and there was no trace of fat... Where is he fat? !

"Where am I fat? I'm not fat at all!"

Listening to Meng Tangxi's aggrieved rebuttal, Liu Lian couldn't help laughing: "I didn't say you are fat, your figure is just right, really."

Meng Tangxi snorted: "...you thought I had small breasts before!"

Liu Lian stared at the ceiling silently, he never expected that what he said casually at the beginning would be resented by Meng Tangxi to this day: "Actually, I like flatter chest now."

"Really?"

Meng Tangxi's tone was a little suspicious.

Liu Lian looked upright: "...Really, a flat chest is justice!"

Meng Tangxi was finally satisfied, but when he thought that he was still being grounded, he was filled with grievances: "My dad still won't let me go out. He is so cruel. Fortunately, I have behaved very well these days. That's why he returned the phone to me, otherwise I'd never be able to hear your voice, and I'd definitely suffer from depression."

"It's not that exaggerated," Liu Lian couldn't help laughing. He thought of the old man he met a few days ago, and suddenly became a little curious. "Your father must be a very conservative person, right?" Meng's father looked like a serious man. Conservative person, but most people of this age are like this.

"That's right!" Meng Tangxi whimpered and complained, "My dad is really too feudal! What an era it is now, so many countries have passed same-sex marriage laws, and he still thinks his son is abnormal, he is simply a Pedant!"

Liu Lian smiled slightly and reminded Meng Tangxi: "That's not what you said at the beginning." At the beginning, Meng Tangxi looked like he was afraid of avoiding him as a homosexual, as if he was some kind of scourge, and even had to go to the toilet Monitor yourself.

Meng Tangxi choked suddenly, remembering his attitude of avoiding Liu Lian at the beginning, his tone suddenly weakened a bit: "I was still a straight man at that time, if I knew at that time that you were my future wife, I would definitely Won't do that to you."

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows: "If you knew at that time that you would be beaten by me in the future, would you still move here?"

Meng Tangxi blurted out without hesitation: "Yes!"

Liu Lian's ending sound raised slightly: "Really?"

Meng Tangxi chuckled: "Really, a daughter-in-law is justice!"

"Since your father is so conservative, why did he let you become a coser?" Liu Lian was very curious. There are many young people who like cosplay these days, but there are not many professional cosplayers who regard cosplay as a career. Taking cosplay as a hobby and taking cosplay as a profession are completely different concepts.

The older generation of Meng’s father’s age are relatively conservative in thinking, and it’s good to accept that his son regards cosplay as a hobby. Many parents can’t even accept that their children like cosplay, but Meng’s father not only accepts that Meng Tangxi likes cosplay, He even accepted that Meng Tangxi regards cosplay as a profession, which really puzzled Liu Lian.

Meng Tangxi sighed: "He didn't accept it at the beginning, and he beat me up because of it, saying that it was really indecent for a man to wear those clothes, and he also disliked that this profession was too unreliable and not down-to-earth, but I He has always preferred to die rather than surrender, and he never asked his family for a penny after graduation, so he has gradually accepted it in the past two years."

Liu Lian smiled: "Your father must still love you very much in his heart."

Meng Tangxi snorted awkwardly.

The two talked on the phone for more than an hour, and Meng Tangxi hung up the phone reluctantly until Liu Lian's cell phone was almost dead.

Liu Lian had just charged his phone, and as soon as he turned on the computer, Meng Tangxi immediately looked for him on Kouchou.

After talking nonsense with Meng Tangxi all over the place for a long time, Liu Lian was finally able to get rid of Meng Tangxi, a haunting little goblin, and began to code with a sinking heart.

Liu Lian coded all morning with one yard, and after he finished typing, he went downstairs with his notebook and pen.

He came to a park near his home. This park has a good scenery, quiet environment, luxuriant vegetation, lush greenery, and an artificial lake in the center. Because there are not many people visiting the park now, it is very quiet.

Holding the notebook in her arms, Liu Lian found a bench facing the lake and sat down, watching the rippling lake surface while writing songs quietly.

However, Liu Lian stared at the lake for a long time, but he still didn't write anything. Just when he was a little bit confused, he suddenly heard the sound of "meow meow" not far away.

He looked up, and sure enough, he saw under a tree not far away, a 60-[-]-year-old man was half-squatting and trying to feed a cat. He was holding a small bag of opened cat food in his hand. The cat that was about to be fed seemed to be very hesitant. While it was wary of the slightly fierce-looking old man, it seemed to be very interested in the cat food in the old man's hand.

One person and one cat are in such a stalemate.

Liu Lian hesitated for a moment, then stood up holding the notebook, and walked towards the person and cat.

"Want to help?" He coughed lightly.

The old man looked up and saw that it was Liu Lian, his expression was a little unnatural, but he still passed the small bag of opened cat food over: "Hey."

Liu Lian took the bag of cat food, poured a little into her hand, then squatted down, and gestured to the cat.

In fact, Liu Lian recognized this cat. This cat often appeared in this park. It was probably a stray cat. Once when he was visiting the park, he found a bear child throwing stones at the cat. He couldn't bear it and stopped the cat. bad boy.However, he knew that most cats were cold by nature, even if the owner who had raised them for many years disappeared for a while, they might not remember them, not to mention that he had only kindly saved this cat once.

The cat looked at Liu Lian warily, and after confirming that Liu Lian was pure and harmless, it took a step forward under the temptation of cat food, bowed its head and ate the cat food in Liu Lian's hand.

The cat's tongue had tiny barbs, and Liu Lian's palms were tickled by the cat, and he couldn't help laughing. He lowered his head and waited for the cat to finish eating the cat food in his palm, and then stretched out his hand tentatively. Come and stroke the back of the cat's neck.

Probably because of the benefits, the cat was not as vigilant as it was at the beginning, instead, it lay lazily on the ground and was stroked by Liu Lian twice. cat eats.

Meng's father looked at the harmonious and loving scene of one person and one cat getting along in front of him, and felt envious and a little sour in his heart.

It wasn't until Liu Lian finished feeding the small bag of cat food that he stared at Liu Lian and asked solemnly, "Don't you have to go to work?" Now this is the working time, and most office workers should be at work now.

Liu Lian smiled: "I'm a freelance manuscript collector. I usually write something casually to support my family. I can arrange my working hours by myself, and it's more relaxed."

"Freelance writer? Isn't that unreliable? Can you support yourself?" Father Meng frowned.

Liu Lian smiled again: "It's okay, my daily life is pretty decent, and the house I live in now was bought with my own money, and I didn't ask my parents for money."

Father Meng was a little surprised: "You should have just graduated from university, right? You bought a house by yourself at such a young age?" Liu Lian looked like a college student who just graduated. At his current age, he does not rely on family relationships or financial support. Buying a house by relying on his own ability really made him look at him with admiration... And looking at Liu Lian's appearance, it doesn't look like he has such a good family background. It is impossible to have any "startup funds" from his parents. Although this city is not a first-tier big city, housing prices are still high.

"I'm 25 this year," Liu Lian smiled faintly, "but I never went to college."

Father Meng frowned again: "Didn't you go to college?"

Liu Lian was very calm: "Well, I dropped out of school because of some things in junior high school."

Father Meng frowned even tighter: "You haven't even finished junior high school?"

Liu Lian nodded, and confessed openly: "I haven't graduated from junior high school yet."

While stroking the cat's nape, Liu Lian secretly scrutinized Papa Meng's expression. After he found that Papa Meng's expression seemed a little dissatisfied, he added slowly: "But I taught myself high school and college at home. University courses."

"Homeschooling?" Dad Meng frowned a little.

"Yes, because later I found that learning is still very important." Liu Lian smiled, and his tone was very flat. "To be honest, self-study at home requires a lot of perseverance. There is no one to teach and no one to guide you. You have to figure it out..."

Father Meng looked at the cat, then at Liu Lian: "Have you persevered?"

Liu Lian smiled again: "I am a freelance manuscript collector, and I must have some ink in my stomach to dare to write."

Father Meng looked at Liu Lian, and finally relaxed his brows: "I can't see that you have such perseverance."

He watched the cat obediently lay down and let Liu Lian touch it, and he couldn't help but feel a little sour, but he still had a straight face on the surface. When he saw Liu Lian holding a book in the other hand, he asked with a straight face: "Are you here to write a manuscript?"

"Well," Liu Lian scratched the cat's chin again, and said casually, "...I came here to write songs."

"Songwriting? Can you still write songs?" Father Meng gave Liu Lian a strange look.

Liu Lian nodded and smiled and said, "Of course I'm not a professional, I just learned a little bit of this knowledge by myself." In fact, he had written a few songs before, sang them and recorded them as songs, but he never published them.

"What song are you going to write?" Dad Meng couldn't help being curious.

"I want to write a song about the ancient rivers and lakes, just like the rivers and lakes in Yunzhongbi's martial arts novels," Liu Lian said with a smile, "I like the rivers and lakes in her writing very much, but I can't write her books. The pride in it."

Father Meng's eyes lit up: "You also like to read martial arts novels?"

"Many people my age have a martial arts complex. After all, everyone grew up watching martial arts movies."

The two gradually began to chat about this topic. They chatted and chatted more and more vigorously, so they simply sat on the bench where Liu Lian had sat before and sat down to chat again.

And the cat didn't run away. After seeing Liu Lian sitting down, it climbed up along Liu Lian's legs, then curled up and nestled on Liu Lian's lap, lazily basking in the sun.

Father Meng was a little surprised at once. After all, most of the cats he met before would keep away from him, and this cat was also wary of him before. He didn't expect it to behave so docilely in front of Liu Lian, and took the initiative to Climbed up the thigh... If it was the last time, the cat might have been familiar with Liu Lian, but now this cat is obviously just a stray cat in the park.

Father Meng still had great confidence in his eyesight, and he could tell that Liu Lian's nature was definitely not bad.

He had guessed many times before what kind of person the man who seduced his son would be, but he never expected it to be such a person.

When Meng Tangxi showed him the picture of that man before, he thought it was strange. In his eyes, a man who likes a man should be like the one on TV. He looks like a girl and behaves like a girl, but the picture Liu Lian in the movie looks very ordinary, and his appearance is not outstanding, and he can't see anything that can attract his son.

Of course, after contacting him in reality, he did not overthrow his previous judgment. Liu Lian is indeed an ordinary person, and he can't see anything that can attract his son, but it is because he is ordinary that he feels strangeness.

His son didn't like to walk the normal way since he was a child. He started playing cosplay when he was still studying, and even took cosplay as a career when he grew up. Now he actually claims to like men... But he looked horizontally and vertically. I can't even see that there is anything unusual about Liu Lian that can attract Meng Tangxi.

Of course Liu Lian didn't know what his future "father-in-law" was thinking, but he just showed himself to Dad Meng openly, his character, his character, his thoughts... He didn't intend to express himself specially, I didn't intend to act deliberately to beautify my image.

The two chatted all afternoon, until the sun was about to go down, and Liu Lian stopped the topic.

Father Meng came back to his senses and found that Liu Lian had chatted with him for a long time, but he hadn't written a song all afternoon, so he couldn't help coughing with a straight face: "Did I bother you to write a song?"

Liu Lian shook her head and smiled: "No, actually I didn't have much inspiration at first, but after chatting with you, I seem to have some inspiration..."

Father Meng gave a rare smile: "When you finish writing this song, can you let me listen to it?"

"Of course." Liu Lian smiled slightly, and then he asked hesitantly, "If you are free, maybe you can come and listen to my concert."

Dad Meng's eyes widened immediately: "Your concert?"

Liu Lian scratched his face, and said a little embarrassedly: "It's not my concert, I'm just one of the invited guests, I plan to sing this song at the concert, and the theme of that concert is also about the ancient rivers and lakes Yes, maybe you will be interested, as a guest, I should have internal free tickets, if you need, I can give you a ticket."

After a while, Dad Meng said with a complicated expression: "I didn't expect you to be so versatile."

"It's okay," Liu Lian smiled faintly, "It's just a hobby."

Father Meng said with a stern face: "After all, there are only a few people who can develop their hobbies into careers. Most people can only choose to give in under the pressure of life. It is very good that you can reach this height now... unlike mine. Incompetent son."

As he spoke, he let out a long sigh.

Liu Lian silently suppressed a smile in his heart. In fact, Meng Tangxi is quite famous as a professional cosplayer, and seeing Meng Tangxi's rich and powerful appearance in the game, he knows that his economy should be quite affluent, but it is estimated that in the eyes of Meng's father, Unreliable is unreliable.

Liu Lian came to the park today to look at the scenery and find inspiration to write a song. Although the song was not written, he felt that this trip was not a loss. After all, compared to writing songs, of course, it is more important to get Meng's father's favorability.

And he did get some inspiration. After returning home, he suddenly got inspiration, so he hugged his notebook and wrote a song for a while.

By the time Liu Lian put down his notebook, it was already very late, so he casually went down to kill dinner.

After the noodles were cooked, he fried himself a heart-shaped egg.

The eggs he fried were much better-looking than those made by Meng Tangxi. After he put the fried eggs on the surface, he took out his phone to take a photo. As soon as he turned on the phone, he found that Meng Tangxi had sent him a message all afternoon. Ten or so text messages, each with a more aggrieved tone, and the last text message was just sent 5 minutes ago-"Daughter-in-law, why haven't you replied to me! Don't you love me? We agreed to be each other's angels for life Woolen cloth!"

Liu Lian silently replied to Meng Tangxi before taking a photo of the egg noodles and posting it on Weibo of Durian Melaleuca.

Meng Tangxi, who had been waiting all afternoon holding his mobile phone, finally received Liu Lian's text message. Before he could be happy, he saw Liu Lian's reply: "Excuse me, who are you?"

Meng Tangxi: "..." The daughter-in-law actually pretended not to recognize him!snort!

However, he still quickly entered the scene, and replied very cooperatively with Liu Lian: "Daughter-in-law, are you swollen?"Have you lost your memory?

While eating noodles, Liu Lian replied boredly: Who are you?How do you know my cell phone number?

Meng Tangxi quickly replied: I am your man!Honey!Did you forget me?You said that you like my face the most, which makes you so handsome that you can't close your legs. Of course, you also said that you like my eight-pack abs and 20cm!

Liu Lian silently said: ... Where do you have 20?

If Meng Tangxi was 20cm tall, he would have to go to the hospital for anal fissure surgery after he got off the bed.

Meng Tangxi replied immediately: Wife, you finally think of me!Although I am not yet 20 but I will work hard!

Liu Lian replied silently: No matter how hard you try, you will never reach 20.

Meng Tangxi's tone was stubborn: Just enough is enough!

Liu Lian sighed, and replied: Apart from your face, you only have this one advantage.

Meng Tangxi silently found that he seemed to be rejected by his wife again...?

Being disgusted every day is so stuffy!

Confused, he squatted in the corner and cosplayed the mushroom, and then he suddenly thought of something, although Liu Lian seemed to dislike him on the surface, but in fact he was euphemistically praising him for being handsome and big. !

Meng Tangxi cheered up again in an instant, why is his daughter-in-law so shy, she even praised him so euphemistically!

The daughter-in-law is really boring!

Meng Tangxi chuckled, and immediately picked up his phone and replied to Liu Lian: Wife!It turns out that you are praising me for being big!

Soon, he received a reply from Liu Lian: After all, if you can't live well, you can only make up for it.

Meng Tangxi silently found that he seemed to be rejected by his wife again...?

And it's still considered bad technology!

Meng Tangxi was heartbroken again.

He listlessly swiped through Weibo, but suddenly found that there was an extra Weibo in his special attention.

Although he followed many people, there was only one person in particular, and that person was of course Liu Lian.

He immediately lifted his spirits and clicked on Liu Lian's Weibo——

Durian Melaleuca: I fried an egg, and it looks better than someone else. Next time someone cooks it so ugly, I will hate him.

Attached below is a picture of a fried egg. This fried egg is in the shape of a heart and is very standard.

The comment area under Liu Lian's Weibo has exploded, and his mifen fans are crying and asking if the male god has a boyfriend... After all, Liu Lian used "he" instead of "she" ".

The difference between one word and the meaning is profound.

Of course, there are still a lot of Mi Fensi keenly smelling something, guessing in the comments whether that "he" is the "rumored boyfriend" Man Tianxing before Durian Melaleuca.

Meng Tangxi's Weibo had hundreds of posts and comments in the upper right corner. He had already been blown up into fireworks by Liu Lian's Weibo, and seeing more and more people brushing his name in the comment area, He couldn't help but feel flustered.

Brush hard!Brush harder!Brush desperately!Brush hard again!

He couldn't help reposting Liu Lian's Weibo to confirm this "scandal", but when he thought of Liu Lian being so boring, he knew that Liu Lian probably didn't like his being so straightforward, so he put down his phone and ran to the kitchen, flirting He rolled up his sleeve and fried an egg.

Meng Tangxi also fried a love egg, but because of poor craftsmanship, he still fried it very ugly.

He laughed and took a photo and posted it on Weibo, with the text - fried an egg, although it didn't look good, but I know you won't dislike it.