What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

Even though she was shown a face of affection, Li Zhi was still very persistent: "Brother, just go, go, what a great opportunity!"

She thought for a while, and then added: "I won't tell the male god that you plan to hook up with others!"

"...Who on earth is trying to hook them up?" Liu Lian gave Li Zhi a sideways glance, "You do it yourself if you have the ability."

Li Zhi pouted: "If the underground sea male god invited me, I would definitely go there, but it's a pity he didn't invite me!" Although she was well-known in the circle, she was In the later stage, how can anyone please come on stage to sing in the later stage?It's not professional!

"I'll think about it carefully," Liu Lian couldn't help laughing seeing Li Zhi in such a hurry, "...the emperor really doesn't worry about eunuchs."

"Don't think about it! Go, go, go! Think about it, there are so many gods and goddesses! Surrounded by so many gods and goddesses, I almost fainted with happiness!" Li Zhi looked excited.

Liu Lian was afraid that Li Zhi would keep talking about him if he didn't agree, what's more, he was also a little bit moved in his heart. After all, people who like to sing hope that others can hear his voice and like his voice. Let others hear his voice, now there is such an opportunity for him to sing his own song in front of so many people, how could he not be moved?

To be realistic, the biggest wish of a singer is to release an album and hold a concert. The former has no chance for the time being, but the latter... the opportunity is right in front of his eyes.

He likes to sing, he wants more people to hear his songs, and he wants more people to like his songs.

Liu Lian was silent for a long time, thoughts in his mind turned back and forth, finally he nodded with a smile: "...Okay, I'll go."

Li Zhi immediately became more excited, as if she could not wait to go downstairs and run a dozen laps: "Oh, oh, oh, that's great! I will definitely go to cheer you on then! Bring some good friends!"

Liu Lian smiled slightly: "As my younger sister, do you dare to join us?"

"Oh, oh, oh, I must come! I will come even if I eat dirt every day!"

After Li Zhi succeeded in persuading Liu Lian, she left happily.

The house suddenly became quiet, and Liu Lian suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.

After he moved out of his home, he lived here alone for several years. It stands to reason that he should have gotten used to the loneliness of living alone, but since Meng Tangxi broke into his life, his home began to change. It became lively, and now he has already adapted to the excitement, and suddenly returned to calm, no wonder he is a little maladapted.

Liu Lian shook his head, and after getting rid of the thoughts of emptiness and loneliness, he went back to the room, turned on the computer and clicked on the button, and then tapped Xia Hai on the button.

Durian Melaleuca: I have considered it, and I will participate

Underground Sea: Haha, I guessed that you will definitely agree to Durian Melaleuca: I want to sing a song written by myself

Undersea: No problem, but is it too late for you to start writing now?After we finalize the list of singers, we will start rehearsing immediately, and we will start rehearsing Durian Melaleuca next month: No problem, I will try to write it within this month. Durian Melaleuca: Don’t be jealous, I have a boyfriend anyway

Underground Sea: Haha, to be honest, I haven’t paid attention to cosplayers before, and now I know that Master is actually so handsome in real life. If I met Master before I met my wife, maybe I would change my mind: If you keep talking, I'm going to be jealous

Underworld: Just kidding, no matter how handsome someone else's boyfriend is, he can't compare to his own wife. Although your boyfriend is handsome, his voice is not as good as my wife's. Durian Melaleuca: Although your wife has a nice voice , but he is definitely not as good as my boyfriend. Go to the sea: Although your boyfriend is in good shape, he is definitely not as good at cooking as my wife. Durian Melaleuca: Although your wife is good at cooking, she is definitely not as cute as my boyfriend. Knowing that Xia Hai must be joking, he didn't get serious with Xia Hai. After the two teased each other for a few words, Liu Lian went offline to code.

While typing, he glanced at his mobile phone from time to time, for fear that he would not see the text message he received, but to his disappointment, he never received any text message on his mobile phone.It wasn't until he finished typing and updating the characters that he couldn't wait to open the QQ button, only to find that someone hadn't sent him a QQ button message, and he was even more disappointed.

Liu Lian knew that it was impossible for Meng Tangxi to forget to send him a text message, so since Meng Tangxi didn't send him a text message, there was only one possibility——Meng Tangxi hadn't settled down with his father yet.

He sighed, and swiped Weibo for a while without interest.

He was scrolling through Weibo, and one of the two buttons on the lower right corner suddenly jumped up. Before he had time to be happy, he took a closer look at the profile picture and found that it was not Meng Tangxi's, and he was immediately disappointed again.

Editing Debate: Fleeting years are so important! ! !

Editing debate machine: I know you are here! ! !If you have the ability to go online, if you have the ability, come back to me! ! !

Fleeting Thousand Weights: I remember I just updated

Editing Debate: I just watched it!The recent episodes are amazing!All kinds of big reversal slaps in the face!However, Xiao Gong, who has only appeared a few times in your article, finally got a bit of a role. Why is he always blushing and acting cute? Is he really Gong?What a sissy!

Fleeting Qianzhong: I just like this bite, don’t accept biting me

Editing debate machine: I bah!Why am I biting a stinky man when I'm fine!I am straight!

Editing Debate Machine: Wait!wrong!I didn't come to you for this matter!

Editing Debate: Fleeting years are so important!A big company wants to buy your film and television rights!

Fleeting Qianzhong: Oh

Editing Debate: Oh?oh!Why is your reaction so flat!Not excited at all!

Liu Lian knew about this a long time ago, and even if he wanted to get excited, he would have already finished getting excited, but seeing that Bian Ji was so happy for him, he still howled twice in shame.

Fleeting Thousand Weights: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo excited!

Editor Bianji: ...Forget it, yes, I heard that Yunzhongbi recommended it for you!

Fleeting Qianzhong: Oh

Editing Debate: Oh?oh!Why is your reaction so flat!Not excited at all!

Fleeting Qianzhong: Because I already knew

Editing Debate Machine: Did you already know it?Didn't tell me before?What about being good friends for life? !

Fleeting Qianzhong: Didn’t I want to give you a surprise?

Editor Debate: By the way, I heard that the big boss of the other company appreciates your novel, and he may be there when you come to our company to sign the contract. If you fall in love with you, you will be able to marry the CEO in minutes, and you will reach the pinnacle of your life, and you will save decades of struggle!

Fleeting Thousand Weights: Do you think this is a novel?The big boss is so busy, how could he come to see a small shrimp like me, now the stupid TV dramas don’t dare to act like this, and he can be the big boss, at least in his fifties or sixties, I’m not so serious about editing and arguing Machine: In front of true love, gender is not an issue, let alone age!

Fleeting Qianzhong: Of course, the most important thing is that I already have a boyfriend. If you are so provocative, be careful that my boyfriend hits you. Editor Debate: Damn it!I'm just kidding!Show what love!Is it great to have a boyfriend? !

Fleeting Qianzhong: It is great to have a boyfriend. If you have the ability, you can find one?

Editor's debate: It's as if I can't find it!I'm going to find it!I'll find ten of them for you to see in minutes!

Editor's debate machine: Bah, bah, bah, bah!I am straight!I'm looking for a hairy boyfriend!

After Liu Lian and Bian Ji chatted nonsense, he picked up his phone and looked again, but he still didn't receive any text messages.

Although he was disappointed, he also knew that things couldn't go as smoothly as he imagined. After sighing, he put down his phone and went to the balcony to enjoy the wind for a while.

For some reason, he suddenly thought of that big fat cat. Although he used to have his socks stolen by that big fat cat, he actually didn't hate that big fat cat, especially after being with Meng Tangxi. I don't know if he and Meng Tangxi are together because the big fat cat is helping.

Liu Lian hadn't seen that big fat cat for a long time, and it had been a long time since anyone in this neighborhood lost socks or underwear.

He turned his head and looked at the socks swaying in the wind on the balcony, and suddenly had a whim, maybe he and Meng Tangxi could raise a cat in the future, so that the two of them would not be too lonely, and if one was not enough, they could raise two cats only or three...

After Liu Lian thought about the future for a while, he suddenly saw a cat swaggering past downstairs in the community. The color of the cat looked a bit like that big fat cat from a distance.

Suddenly he had a thought, changed his clothes, picked up the key and went downstairs.

However, when he found the suspected big fat cat under a big tree, he was disappointed to find that although the cat looked a bit like a big fat cat, it was not the big fat cat.

An old man in his 60s or [-]s was squatting under a tree and was meowing a funny cat. He was probably the owner of the cat, but the cat had been ignoring him all the time, and his small appearance was too cold.

Liu Lian sighed a little disappointed, but he has never seen anyone walking a cat in the community since he was so old. He couldn't help but look at the pair of owners and cats. He looks very energetic, and he probably looked handsome when he was young, but his clothes are very ordinary, similar to Liu Lian's father who likes to dance square dances.

Liu Lian looked at it for a while and was ready to go home, but just as he turned around, the cat suddenly stuck to him and rubbed his head against his trousers.

He was a little surprised at once. Although he has been related to small animals since he was a child, it was the first time in his life that he was so blatantly shown his affection, and he was a little flattered.

He hesitated for a moment, seeing the cat rubbed against his trousers a few times, he squatted down softly, and touched the cat's head with the palm of his hand, the cat immediately meowed twice , rub more vigorously.

"...Is this your cat?"

When Liu Lian was teasing the cat vigorously, the old man suddenly spoke.

He paused, realized that the old man was not the cat's owner, and shook his head honestly: "No, I don't have a cat at home."

"Then why does it kiss you so much? I teased it for a long time just now, but it ignored me." The old man's tone was a little sour.

Liu Lian smiled: "I don't know, maybe I have a relationship with small animals."

The old man stared straight at the cat for a long time, then he took a sausage out of his pocket, peeled it off and tried to pass it to the cat's mouth, but when he moved closer, the cat backed away One step later, the little eyes were very vigilant, as if they were about to explode every minute.

The old man worked hard for a long time, but in the end he could only reluctantly hand the sausage to Liu Lian: "Hey."

Liu Lian looked at it and wanted to laugh, but he could understand the cat, because although the old man looked caring, he looked a bit fierce and had a strong aura around him.

He took the sausage, and held it with his hands to feed the cat. After the cat sniffed it twice, it quickly ate it. It was still delicious, and it seemed that it was hungry.

"Cats can't eat sausages all the time. Sausages are high in salt, but cats can't metabolize salt." Although Liu Lian has never raised a cat, he likes cats very much. He usually follows many pet bloggers. The old man probably liked cats quite a bit, so he said a few more words, "It's better to use cat food next time when feeding cats."

"Can't cats eat sausage?" The old man was a little surprised, he also squatted down, and asked Liu Lian while watching Liu Lian feeding the cat.

"Do you often feed the cat sausage at home?" Liu Lian smiled, "It's better to feed it less in the future."

"I don't have cats at home," the old man sighed. "Cats are afraid of me."

Liu Lian was a little surprised. He thought the old man would carry the sausage with him because he had a cat at home.

"...Maybe it's because I look fierce." The old man looked reluctant.

Inexplicably, Liu Lian felt that the old man's expression seemed a little aggrieved, and he couldn't help laughing: "If you raised the kitten from a young age, it shouldn't be afraid of you."

"Even if I was raised, I will still be afraid of me when I grow up. I have tried it several times before." The old man sighed again.

"Is that so..." Liu Lian looked at the disappointed look of the old man, and suddenly thought, "Do you use a mobile phone?"

The old man nodded, he took out a mobile phone from his pocket, and asked with some doubts, "Why?"

Liu Lian smiled slightly: "Let me introduce a mobile game to you. It's a game about raising cats. In this way, even if you can't raise cats in real life, you can also raise cats on your mobile phone."

"What game?" The old man seemed a little interested.

"You can search it, it's called Cat Backyard, this mobile game is quite popular."

"How to search? Help me search."

"Okay, I've already helped you down."

"Then I can have a cat on my phone?"

"Let me teach you to try it out, so..."

After Liu Lian taught for a while, the old man quickly got used to it, and the two of them just squatted under the tree and played the game.

After the cat was full, it nestled lazily at Liu Lian's feet, rubbing its head against Liu Lian's trousers from time to time.

While stroking the cat's smooth fur, Liu Lian watched the old man play the game seriously while holding the phone.

Soon, the afternoon passed like this.

The old man stood up as if he had just woken up from a dream. He put the phone back in his pocket, glanced at Liu Lian, and said with a straight face, "I'm really bothering you today."

"Where is it?" Liu Lian touched the cat's head again, then stood up, "I didn't expect you to like cats so much."

The old man said with a straight face: "...I don't really like it either."

Liu Lian smiled: "It can be seen that you are very caring."

The old man continued with a straight face: "It's just idle and nothing to do."

After Liu Lian stood up, the cat probably knew that Liu Lian was going to leave. After rubbing his head against Liu Lian's trousers with some reluctance, the cat twisted its buttocks and ran away by itself.

The old man watched the cat run far away, and then said with a straight face, "I'm leaving." Then, before Liu Lian could react, he turned and left.

Liu Lian shrugged, then turned and went upstairs.

After returning home, he took out his mobile phone to check again, and found that Meng Tangxi still hadn't sent him a text message, and he was a little disappointed.

He was not in the mood to cook, so he casually ordered egg noodles, and while the noodles were cooking, he hesitated for a moment, then sprinkled a handful of coriander into the egg noodles.

After eating this bowl of coriander egg noodles, Liu Lian went to take a bath, and after the bath, he typed all night, during which Meng Tangxi still didn't send him a text message.

Seeing that the time was getting later and later, he gradually couldn't bear it anymore and wanted to sleep, so he looked down at his phone and found that Meng Tangxi still hadn't sent him a text message, so he was disappointed and prepared to go to bed first.

But not long after he lay down, his mobile phone suddenly rang a text message.

Immediately, Liu Lian was refreshed, and quickly got up and touched the phone to have a look.

When he found out that it was an unfamiliar number, he immediately limp on the bed like a deflated balloon.

But soon, he found the text message from that strange number... the tone was a bit familiar.

--young married woman!I miss you so much!Did you miss me!mwah!I finally took advantage of my father's sleep and asked Wanfeng to borrow a cell phone to send you a text message!My dad hasn't returned my phone to me qaq!

Liu Lian quickly got up, and with flying fingers, she sent Meng Tangxi a text message: Have you been locked up by your father again?Your dad didn't hit you, did he?

Meng Tangxi quickly replied to the text message: My dad didn't lock me up this time, but he didn't let me come back to find you and didn't return the phone to me. I had a good talk with him today, and I told him that you are fine. , you are cute, you can cook, you can sing, you can write novels, and I let him see your photo!Originally, I wanted to give him Amway your songs and novels!But my dad refused!

Liu Lian: ... It's strange if you don't refuse!How can a normal father be in the mood to listen to songs sung by his son's boyfriend and read novels written by his son's boyfriend?

He sighed, and soon saw the text message from Meng Tangxi: My dad was very angry at me for sneaking away, but he was not so angry when I came back obediently. My mother and Wanfeng should I also persuaded him, at least today he didn't threaten to beat me up, he went out this afternoon, I originally wanted to take the opportunity to find you secretly, but I was afraid that I would not be willing to come back after I went back!

Liu Lian couldn't help smiling, imagining the aggrieved expression on Meng Tangxi's face, his mood suddenly improved, he thought for a while, and sent a text message to Meng Tangxi: Come on, now is the critical moment, wait for your dad's attitude After softening, I will go to your house to meet your father and try my best to make your father accept me.

Meng Tangxi replied immediately: My dad will definitely like you!you are so good!He doesn't accept you now just because he doesn't know you!After he gets to know you, he will definitely like you!

Liu Lian was amused by Meng Tangxi's distracted mentality, he laughed for a while, and then sent another text message to Meng Tangxi: Then what does your dad like?I'll have to take a good look at the references.

Meng Tangxi seemed to hesitate for a while before replying to this text message: My dad doesn't like anything in particular. He doesn't smoke or drink much, but he likes cats. I have raised cats several times since I was a child, but Because my dad looks fierce, those cats are afraid of him. Later, those cats either ran away or gave them away, but he still likes cats very much. When he goes out, he likes to carry some ham sausage with him to feed the stray cats. Those stray cats would probably ignore him.

Liu Lian: "..."

Wait, why does this setting seem familiar? !

No way?

This is not a novel!How could it be such a coincidence!

Meng Tangxi quickly sent another text message: He went out this afternoon, and he didn't know where he went. After he came back, he kept holding his mobile phone as if playing some mobile game. My mother told him to eat and he kept playing. He used to It's so strange that you obviously don't like playing with your mobile phone.

Liu Lian: "..."

Fuck?Wouldn't it be such a coincidence?

Could it be that the old man is really Papa Meng?

Thinking about it carefully, the facial features of that old man and Meng Tangxi seem to be so similar...

Wait, could it be said that Father Meng came here specifically to meet his "future daughter-in-law"? !

Liu Lian immediately recalled his performance today, and then he couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth. He actually gave his boyfriend's father a cat raising game!

But Father Meng doesn't seem to hate him...

Could it be that he managed to gain the favorability of his future father-in-law after he gave Meng Papa Amway a cat backyard?

The direction of this plot is really hard to describe in words, the current stupid TV dramas dare not act like this, right?

Liu Lian was silent for a moment, then he quickly thought about the other mobile games related to cats, and planned to give Meng's father Amway next time... if there is a next time!

Liu Lian stroked her chin, and sent another text message to Meng Tangxi: Then what does your mother like?

Meng Tangxi quickly replied: My mother likes to dress up my younger sister. Before my younger sister was born, my mother especially liked to dress me in girly skirts and took a bunch of photos. Later, when my younger sister was born After that, my mother started to like to dress up my sister. My sister was dressed up like a princess since she was a child, but now my sister refuses to let my mother dress her up. My mother has always resented this matter.

Liu Lian felt that it was necessary for him to give his future mother-in-law Amway Nuan Nuan around the world and Miracle Nuan Nuan...

Wait, why did he accept the settings of "father-in-law" and "mother-in-law" so naturally? !