What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

Liu Lian was pressed down by Meng Tangxi, and immediately raised her eyebrows and smiled when she heard this: "Are you finally sober?"

Meng Tangxi blinked, with a blank face: "What happened just now?"

Liu Lian silently watched Meng Tangxi pretending to be stupid, and smiled lightly after a while: "Since you're awake, why don't you get off me quickly? After all, you're quite heavy."

Meng Tangxi pressed on Liu Lian, looked down at the person under him, secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and then slowly got up from Liu Lian.

After a while, Meng Tangxi suddenly realized something belatedly.

He looked down at Liu Lian's pajama pants and blinked: "Liu Lian, you... Chen..."

Before Meng Tangxi could finish speaking, Liu Lian kicked him off the bed expressionlessly.

Meng Tangxi let out a cry, covered the place where Liu Lian kicked and said tearfully, "Even if you become angry from embarrassment, you don't have to kick my dick~!"

Liu Lian paused, and then said expressionlessly, "I'm sorry, I accidentally kicked in the wrong place."

Meng Tangxi arched her body, and said with teary eyes: "Even if I kicked it wrong, I wouldn't have kicked it there! I was going to die! And I kicked it at such a time in the morning!"

Seeing Meng Tangxi's painful face, Liu Lian was a little puzzled: "Is it really painful?" But he obviously didn't use much strength!As soon as he stretched out his feet, Meng Tangxi rolled to the ground screaming.

"Of course!" Meng Tangxi looked sad and indignant.

Liu Lian hesitated for a moment: "I'm sorry...what should I do?" Could it be that he really didn't control his strength just now?

Meng Tangxi raised her head and blinked her eyes: "...Can you rub it for me?"

Liu Lian came to his senses immediately, and then said blankly, "Unless you let me kick you again."

Meng Tangxi stood up immediately, and jumped on the spot twice like a normal person: "Ah, I suddenly found that I'm normal again."

Liu Lian smiled: "Does it hurt anymore?"

Meng Tangxi blinked: "I was just joking with you just now, don't take it to heart."

Liu Lian smiled again: "Don't you need me to rub it for you?"

Meng Tangxi shook her head quickly: "No need, no need."

Because Meng Tangxi's illness was mostly cured, he went back after breakfast.

After Meng Tangxi left, Liu Lian was free to turn on the computer.

He typed all morning, stretched his waist, and opened the game again.

After Liu Lian got on the game, he cleared some daily tasks first, and then wandered around in the game without doing anything. Meng Tangxi would come to him immediately when he was online, why didn't Meng Tangxi come to him today?

Liu Lian opened the friend list and looked at it, and was taken aback for a moment, the starry sky was obviously online.

He hesitated for a moment, but still sent a message to Man Tianxing.

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] What are you doing?

[Private Chat] [Gypsophila] I am thinking about life

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca]...

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] Wait!I suddenly reacted!Ma'am, this is the first time you have come to me on your own initiative, right?By the way, lady, why are you looking for me?

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Well, I want to ask you why Yiyi didn't come today?

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] It's rare for you to take the initiative to come to me once, just to ask about other people's affairs?

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] After all, she is my only apprentice. As a master, of course I should pay more attention to [Private Chat] [Mantianxing] She probably won't come in the future [Private Chat] [Durian Thousands] Layer] Didn't she come to play the game for you? You finally rejected her?

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] Well, I solved one problem...but now I have a new problem [Private chat] [Durian Melaleuca] What's not happy, tell me to make me happy [Private chat] 【Gypsophila】I think... I seem to be bent. 【Private Chat】【Durian Melaleuca】Congratulations

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] Congratulations!This is a very serious matter!I'm going to be gay!

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Who is the other party?That person you mentioned earlier?

[Private chat] [Mantianxing] I seem to really like him, I always think he is cute everywhere, no matter how you look at it, how pleasing to the eye... Sometimes he even does some weird things without knowing it, why? manage?

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] If you like it, go after it

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] But I don't know how to chase a man, but I think he should have a little affection for me [Private chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Oh?How did you know?

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] My sixth sense, and he also likes men, so he should easily accept me, right?

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Who stipulates that if you like a man, you will definitely accept you?Are you Wu Yanzu?

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] Believe it or not, I am also a handsome guy at the level of a god. Liu Lian in front of the screen was suddenly a little speechless. Sure enough, Meng Tangxi is so narcissistic. He can feel it through the screen. The narcissistic and smug energy in Meng Tangxi's body.

But soon he thought of Fu Tianya from Meng Tangxi, and thinking of Meng Tangxi in those photos, he couldn't help but smile... Well, for the sake of Meng Tangxi being so handsome, he will forgive that guy for his arrogance in love.

After struggling for a long time over there, Meng Tangxi seemed to have finally decided to accept her sexuality frankly.

[Private Chat] [Gypsophila] I've decided!Bend it!I'm going after him!

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Are you really sure?This road is not so easy [Private Chat] [Gypsophila] I don’t know if I’m gay, but I know I like him [Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Don’t be impulsive, think carefully [Private Chat] [Gypsophila] Before I said that I seemed to be bent, didn't your tone be pleasant to hear, why are you more entangled than me now [Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Before and now are the same What's the matter?But I'm not your mother, so I can't control you so much, you should think about it [Private chat] [Gypsophila] Wait, you won't be jealous, right? !

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca]...

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] Although my attitude towards you may have been a bit ambiguous before, it was all because of that person's id, and I didn't have the slightest thought for you!

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Will you die if you are not narcissistic?

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] Hey, I'm just kidding, I've actually been thinking about it for a long time, but thank you Liu Lian in front of the screen suddenly paused, that guy Meng Tangxi...does he really plan to come after him? him? !

Just as Liu Lian was wandering, his cell phone rang suddenly.

He answered the phone, but it was Lu Renjia who hadn't contacted him for several days.

After the two exchanged pleasantries with each other, Lu Renjia turned to the topic in a roundabout way. It turned out that Liu's mother had called him before and asked him what his impression of Liu Lian was. He looked sloppy for a while, and then quickly called Liu Lian before Liu's mother called Liu Lian.

Lu Renjia said embarrassedly on the phone: "I think we are more suitable to be friends. You are very nice, and we also have many common hobbies, but I always feel that we are more suitable to be friends than lovers."

Liu Lian already knew that Lu Renjia didn't call him anymore, so he didn't feel too disappointed. He smiled and said gently: "I also think we are more suitable to be friends. Don't worry, I will make it clear to my mother." .”

"You're really good." Perhaps seeing Liu Lian being so easy-going, Lu Renjia felt even more embarrassed, "...Sorry, I troubled you so much before."

"There's nothing to apologize for." Liu Lian smiled faintly, "If you really feel sorry, please treat me to dinner next time, of course, treat me to dinner as a friend."

Lu Renjia on the other end of the phone also laughed, then he hesitated, and said, "Actually, I have a colleague who is also gay. I found out by accident before that he is not bad. Why don't I introduce you to him?" Bar?"

What's happening here?Blind date to introduce someone to yourself?

The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched, and she couldn't help teasing: "Since the conditions are good, why don't you do it yourself?"

"He's pretty handsome, and he's good at work," Lu Renjia continued, "but he said he's a voice-activated man, and he likes men with nice voices... My voice isn't very good, so he doesn't like me."

Liu Lian smiled and refused: "No need, let this kind of thing take its course."

"By the way, I asked someone to get two sets of signed books from Yunzhongbi. If you want one, I'll give you one set?" Lu Renjia continued.

"Yunzhongbi?!" Liu Lian was taken aback for a moment. Yunzhongbi is a well-known writer of martial arts novels in contemporary times. Yunzhongbi is very low-key, like a hidden expert, although very famous, but few people know Yunzhongbi's appearance, age and even gender.

Liu Lian didn't expect that Lu Renjia could get Yun Zhongbi's signature.

Of course, Yunzhongbi is also Liu Lian's idol. It can be said that he grew up reading Yunzhongbi's martial arts novels. He is now a writer of online martial arts novels, and a large part of it is also influenced by Yunzhongbi.

"Hey, I wasted a lot of energy," Lu Renjia said in a ostentatious tone, "I couldn't find a lot of people at first, but my colleague helped me later. He seemed to have some distant relatives who knew Yunzhongbi. I invited him to eat for a month before he finally agreed."

Liu Lian: "..." Such a familiar plot!

If he hadn't grown up reading Yunzhongbi's novels, and conservatively estimated that Yunzhongbi's age was at least 50 years old, he would almost have thought that Lu Renjia's colleague was Yunzhongbi.

"I'll bring you the book when you're free," Lu Renjia said with a chuckle, "By the way, I'll treat you to dinner."

Although Liu Lian was very happy, he couldn't help but smile wryly: "Isn't it a bit too shabby for you to exchange Yunzhongbi's signature for Liu Nianqianzhong's signature?" Yunzhongbi is also a famous contemporary martial arts novelist, and Fleeting Qianzhong is just a little-known writer of online novels in reality.

"It's shabby or not. In my heart, they are all great writers of martial arts novels," Lu Renjia said disapprovingly. Everyone in martial arts novels!"

Liu Lian paused for a moment, and then smiled sincerely: "I would like to borrow your good words."

"How to say it, it's as if you are a thousand years gone by."

"...I am his loyal Mifensi."

"If you're free tomorrow, shall we see you tomorrow?"

"Ok, see you tomorrow."

……

After hanging up the phone, Liu Lian looked at the computer screen with a surge of emotion, feeling an unprecedented emotion surging in his chest.

He decisively downloaded the game, opened the document, and began to code.

With the blessing of Lu Renjia's buff, he coded for a whole day in one breath. During the coding period, it was like flowing clouds and flowing water, extremely smooth, and like a river, he talked endlessly. Before dark, he had already coded [-] words .

Before exchanging bodies with Meng Tangxi, Liu Lian saved the [-] words in the manuscript box, then silently turned off the computer, sat on the sofa and waited for that moment to come.

However, after waiting for half an hour, he found that nothing happened.

He looked down at his hands in disbelief, and after confirming that these hands were indeed his own, he was stunned for a while, and he waited patiently for a while, but still nothing happened.

Liu Lian looked at the time again, and it was already past the usual time range for him and Meng Tangxi to exchange bodies.

He froze for a while, then froze again... Is this the rhythm that he and Meng Tangxi won't exchange bodies again? !

He couldn't react for a while, and sat on the sofa for a while, until someone knocked on the door of his house.

As soon as Liu Lian heard the familiar rhythm of knocking on the door, she knew it was Meng Tangxi, so she turned around and opened the door for Meng Tangxi.

Meng Tangxi stood at the door with a delicate and complicated expression. He seemed a little happy and a little disappointed: "What's going on? You don't need to change it?!"

Liu Lian shrugged: "I don't know either." It seemed that he had encountered a similar situation before. Could it be that they exchanged bodies intermittently?

Meng Tangxi was a little happy: "It's good that you don't need to change it anymore. After all, it's quite troublesome to change it all the time. By the way, what shall we have for dinner tonight?"

"It's not what we eat, it's what I eat," Liu Lian showed a distant smile, "As for what I eat, it has nothing to do with you, Mr. Meng, right?"

Meng Tangxi was taken aback for a moment, and revealed hurt eyes of accusation: "Your attitude has changed so quickly! Turn your face and deny anyone!"

Liu Lian smiled slightly: "To each other, please go back."

Meng Tangxi had a look of disbelief: "At least we are still friends, right? Are you just driving me away like this?"

Liu Lian tilted her head, pretending to be surprised: "Since when have we been friends? Have I admitted it?"

Meng Tangxi blinked. He stared at Liu Lian for a long time, and he was sure that Liu Lian's expression was extremely serious, and he didn't mean to be joking at all. He suddenly felt bad: "You can't be serious, right? You must It's a joke, right?"

"I'm not joking with you," Liu Lian said with a faint smile, "Mr. Meng, please go back. Wanting to enter someone's house without being invited is considered a form of trespassing, right?"

Seeing that Liu Lian was reaching out to close the door, Meng Tangxi quickly stretched out his hand to grab the door frame: "Why? Didn't we have a good chat this morning? Why are you doing this to me all of a sudden?" At first he thought Liu Lian was joking with him , but now seeing Liu Lian's expression, he suddenly understood that Liu Lian was not joking with him, but serious.

……what's the situation?He finally accepted the fact that he was really bent, and the person who bent him turned his face and refused to recognize anyone?

Show him this with his pants off?

Meng Tangxi couldn't figure it out, so he stretched out his hands to pull on the door frame, preventing Liu Lian from closing the door.

"Why? Did I do something wrong?" Meng Tangxi looked aggrieved, he really couldn't figure it out, why did he suddenly become like this when he was fine this morning?What is this God unfolding?

Liu Lian just looked at him silently, without speaking.

"I won't let you go unless you make it clear," Meng Tangxi grabbed the door frame vigorously, for fear that Liu Lian would close the door, because of the excessive force, his knuckles were slightly white, "If you think I'm wasting rice every day, I can pay for the meal!"

Liu Lian suddenly smiled, and stretched out his hand to him: "Alright then, bring the money for the meal first."

Meng Tangxi breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out that Liu Lian and him had a quarrel because of begging for food money, so he obediently lowered his head to take out his wallet, and the moment he let go, Liu Lian quickly closed the door.

Meng Tangxi didn't react for a while, and just watched the door being closed with a "bang" in front of his eyes.

Meng Tangxi outside the door: "..."

……etc?Could it be that Liu Lian asked him for food money just now to trick him into letting go?

Meng Tangxi, who finally came to his senses, stood blankly at the door of Liu Lian's house with a dull expression.

——At this moment, he feels that he has been abandoned by the whole world.

After closing the door, Liu Lian leaned back against the door, closed his eyes and calmed down for a while, and then opened his eyes after a while.

At this time, Meng Tangxi, who finally recovered from the door, began to knock on the door again, shouting at the same time: "I have something to tell you! It's very important! Can you open the door first and listen to me?"

Liu Lian leaned against the door, silently listening to Meng Tangxi knocking on the door outside, and remained silent.

After a while, he received a text message from Meng Tangxi.

Liu Lian looked down at the text message——

Meng Tangxi: Although I don't know what I did to make you angry, in short, I apologize first, I'm sorry!Also, I have something very important to tell you, can you open the door first?It's really very important!

Liu Lian looked at the text message, his eyes flickering, and after a while, Meng Tangxi sent a few more text messages, all of which were nothing more than cursing and begging him to open the door.

Liu Lian knew that if he didn't reply to Meng Tangxi's text message, he would send hundreds of text messages to flood his text box. After thinking about it, he still replied a text message to Meng Tangxi.

——Let’s talk about it tomorrow.

Suddenly, Meng Tangxi's happy exclamation came from outside the door, and soon, he replied to the text message - good good good good!But what happened to you tonight?

Liu Lian pursed her lips, and replied after a while: My uncle is here.

Meng Tangxi outside the door seemed relieved, and hurriedly replied to the text message: Since you are here, you must drink more hot water!have a good rest!

The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched, and he was about to turn off the phone directly, but suddenly received a call from his mother.

Even if Liu Lian was in a bad mood, he didn't dare to refuse his mother's call, so he quickly picked it up obediently.

But with Lu Renjia's previous phone call, he also knew what Liu's mother was calling, so under Liu's mother's beating around the bush, he directly said that he would not call Lu Renjia, and the two of them decided to be friends.

Mother Liu was a little disappointed, but soon cheered up again: "Your father has a colleague's son who seems to be the same, do you want me to find out for you?"

Liu Lian couldn't help but smiled wryly: "No need, I think this kind of thing should go with the flow."

what's the situation?Why do they have to introduce each other to him one by one, including Meng Tangxi... Could it be that he is going to start getting lucky recently?

After hanging up the phone, Liu Lian suddenly discovered that Meng Tangxi had sent him a dozen more text messages. After a closer look, they were all strategies on how to take care of a woman's menstrual period. At first glance, they were copied and pasted directly from the Internet. .

He couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth, thinking that this guy must have a root in his head!

Before going to bed, Liu Lian was lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone. As soon as he went online, he received another message from Meng Tangxi.

Silly roe deer: male god male god ~ remember to drink plenty of hot water!

Silly roe deer: You still need to have a good rest!Don't catch a cold!

Silly roe deer: Do you need a warm baby hot water bottle?If you need it, I will buy it for you right away!

……

Durian Melaleuca: Roll

Silly roe deer: God!You are finally willing to reply to me!I have something very important to tell you tomorrow!

Silly Roe Deer: Very important!Very very important!

Silly roe deer: I will come to you early tomorrow morning!

Silly roe deer: But I feel like I can't wait until six or seven o'clock!Can I knock on the door at midnight?Zero o'clock in the morning counts as tomorrow!

Melaleuca durian: If you dare to knock on my door at midnight, I will call the police Silly roe deer: God!You are so ruthless, cruel and vexatious!

……

Liu Lian ignored Meng Tangxi's crying and continued to play mobile games.

But while he was playing the game, he suddenly remembered Meng Tangxi's hurt expression when he rejected him just now...

He couldn't help closing his eyes, and suddenly felt powerless. After a while, he shook his head, threw those messy thoughts out of his mind, and continued to play the game.

Liu Lian played the game absent-mindedly all night, and finally started to feel sleepy, so he quit the game, and looked at the time, it happened to be midnight the next morning.

For some reason, he suddenly had a strong premonition, and then he opened Weibo, and then, he saw the Weibo posted by Meng Tangxi at midnight——

Gypsophila v: I said that if one day I have someone I like, I will definitely tell my fans as soon as possible. Now I have fulfilled my promise, dear little stars, I have someone I like!But one thing is different from what I expected - he is a man, although he is not my boyfriend yet, but I believe hard work will definitely succeed!Everyone cheer for me o(≧v≦)o~~