What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

This day, Meng Tangxi stayed at Liu Lian's house and refused to leave. He not only occupied Liu Lian's house but also Liu Lian's bed. He took that, and once Liu Lian showed an impatient look, he would show pitiful eyes, "I got sick to take care of you, and you still treat me like this!".

Liu Lian was looked at several times by Meng Tangxi with accusing eyes, and finally gave in, and served Meng Tangxi with peace of mind.

In fact, Meng Tangxi was not so unreasonable. He just saw Liu Lian going to do his own thing, so he couldn't help but want to tease Liu Lian to ask for attention and increase his sense of presence.

Liu Lian was teased by him a few times at first, and she was a little impatient, but she gradually got used to it. He would give Meng Tangxi whatever he wanted, and the service was meticulous and considerate.

Meng Tangxi began to feel a little dissatisfied again. He tilted his head and thought for a while, then said to Liu Lian, "God, I want to hear you sing."

Liu Lian folded the clothes she had just brought back, without raising her head, she said, "What do you want to hear?"

Meng Tangxi tilted her head and thought for a while, then suddenly smiled: "..."Majestic"!"

Liu Lian paused while folding the clothes, and then really hummed, of course—the non-suffering version.

Lying on the bed, Meng Tangxi silently watched Liu Lian singing while folding clothes. Soon, he forgot his headache and discomfort, and only Liu Lian's voice and expression when he sang was in his mind. Liu Lian couldn't help swallowing.

Undoubtedly, as a voice controller, what he really liked at first was the voice of Durian Melaleuca.

But now he himself is a little confused—whether he likes Liu Lian's voice or Liu Lian.

So when Liu Lian finished folding his clothes and raised his head, he found that Meng Tangxi's cheeks were flushed because of the fever, and his face became even redder.

He paused, reached out to touch Meng Tangxi's forehead, and then touched his own forehead for comparison.

Meng Tangxi swallowed again, and said hoarsely, "I want to go to the bathroom."

"Then you go," Liu Lian raised his eyebrows, "Or do you want me to help you?"

Meng Tangxi thought deeply for a moment, then nodded.

Liu Lian was a little speechless, but still stepped forward to help Meng Tangxi.

After being supported by Liu Lian, Meng Tangxi put all his weight on Liu Lian's body. He blushed and watched Liu Lian supporting him vigorously, and couldn't help but lower his head and sniff the smell of Liu Lian's neck.

Liu Lian didn't notice that someone was playing hooligans at all. He put all his heart and soul into the important matter of helping Meng Tangxi into the toilet. He was pressed by Meng Tangxi again and couldn't walk away.

"It's just a cold, so you can't stand still?" Liu Lian frowned.

Meng Tangxi said without blinking, "I'm dizzy and my legs are weak, I really can't stand still."

Liu Lian compromised, and supported Meng Tangxi from the side: "...Okay, I'll support you, okay?"

The two looked at each other quietly for a while, and after a while, Liu Lian finally said, "Don't you want to go to the bathroom?"

Meng Tangxi said with an aggrieved face, "Why don't you help me take off my pants?"

The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched: "You want me to help you take off your pants? Did you break your hand?"

It's fine if someone helps you to go to the toilet!He actually has to help take off his pants!Could it be that Meng Tangxi lost his arms and legs when he got sick? !

Meng Tangxi blinked, with an aggrieved expression on her face: "I got sick to take care of you, and you still treat me like this...I also helped you take off your pants when you went to the bathroom yesterday."

The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched again: "Did I ask you to take off my pants yesterday?"

Meng Tangxi fell to the side again, putting all her weight on Liu Lian, looking very weak: "I feel dizzy and uncomfortable..."

Liu Lian was about to be pissed off by Meng Tangxi, he took a deep breath, and said silently several times that this is a patient, this is a patient, and then he stretched out his hand reluctantly and helped Meng Tangxi take off his pants.

Then the two looked at each other quietly for a while.

Then Meng Tangxi reminded Liu Lian in a low voice: "...and underwear."

Liu Lian asked blankly, "Do you want me to help you later?"

Meng Tangxi blushed immediately: "That's unnecessary."

Liu Lian sneered, directly pulled down Meng Tangxi's underwear, then reached out and took out Little Meng Meng, who was swollen hard from holding back his urine, and pointed it at the toilet.

Meng Tangxi, who was caught on the point, immediately froze.

After a while, Liu Lian felt that the thing in his hand was getting harder and harder...

Meng Tangxi's face also became more and more red, more and more red.

"Aren't you peeing yet?" Liu Lian raised his eyebrows, he looked down at Little Meng Meng in his hand, and then looked up at Meng Tangxi's flushed ears.

Meng Tangxi held back for a long time before she could say: "I can't urinate..."

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows and smiled: "If you have the ability, ask me to help you take off your pants, and if you have the ability to pee."

Meng Tangxi's face was flushed, and it took him a long time to hold back a sentence: "You see that I can't pee, you go out first!"

Liu Lian pinched the things in her hands, and smiled at Meng Tangxi: "Now your head doesn't hurt and your feet are soft, don't you need me to support you?"

Meng Tangxi's face turned red, and Xiao Mengmeng became a little harder: "No, no need, I'm much better now!"

Only then did Liu Lian let Meng Tangxi go, washed his hands, and went out.

Taking advantage of the time when Meng Tangxi went to the toilet, he went into the kitchen to make two breakfasts, then sat in the living room and checked Weibo while waiting for Meng Tangxi to come out to have breakfast together.

After he finished swiping Weibo, he saw that more than half an hour had passed, but Meng Tangxi still didn't come out of the toilet.

Liu Lian frowned, could it be that Meng Tangxi was really dizzy, his legs were weak and he couldn't stand still, he fell halfway to the bathroom, and then fell unconscious for a long time before waking up?

Although he felt that this idea was a bit unreliable, but thinking that Meng Tangxi was still sick, he stood up and walked to the toilet.

Because he didn't close the door when he left the toilet just now, so when he reached out to open the door, he heard a burst of suppressed panting from the crack of the door...

Liu Lian was taken aback for a moment, and then he heard his name again.

"Liu Lian..."

"Liu Lian..."

"Liu... Lian..."

Mixed with rapid gasps, suppressed shouts leaked from the crack in the toilet door.

As a normal man, Liu Lian certainly knew exactly what the people in the toilet across the wall were doing.

His hands froze in the air, he hesitated for a long time, and finally he still didn't have the courage to push the door open.

He silently turned and left from his room, and returned to the living room.

Liu Lian returned to the dining table and sat down, swiping Weibo again.

While scrolling through Weibo, he couldn't help but think of what Meng Tangxi did in the toilet just now... He suddenly started to fidget.

Meng Tangxi actually called his name when doing that kind of thing...

He shook his head quickly, shaking those messy thoughts out of his mind.

After Liu Lian absentmindedly checked Weibo for a while, Meng Tangxi finally came out of the toilet.

His cheeks were slightly flushed, and when his eyes touched Liu Lian, he seemed to dodge a little, but when Liu Lian looked at him, he immediately looked away.

Liu Lian also felt a little embarrassed, and quickly looked away.

The atmosphere in the living room instantly became awkward.

After a while, it was Liu Lian who broke the silence and smiled at Meng Tangxi: "Let's have breakfast, if you don't eat noodles, it will be cold."

Meng Tangxi sat down silently, looked down at the bowl, there was not only a golden fried poached egg, but also a whole sausage, with tomato sauce on the sausage, it looked quite rich, he couldn't help but eat breakfast Keep peeking at Liu Lian.

When Liu Lian ate noodles, his lips would open slightly, revealing a red tongue tip, and Meng Tangxi stared at it dumbfounded.

Liu Lian took a bite of the noodles first, then picked up the sausage with chopsticks, and licked the tomato sauce on the sausage with the tip of her tongue.

He likes to eat sweet and sour things, and occasionally eats rice with tomato sauce. He licked the tomato sauce on the sausage twice, felt the sweet and sour taste in his mouth, and then started to eat the sausage from scratch.

Meng Tangxi was watching Liu Lian eating sausage intently. When he saw Liu Lian sticking out the tip of his tongue to lick it, the scene in his previous spring dream flashed in his mind, and then he felt a tightness in his lower abdomen, just to vent his anger. Little Mengmeng seemed to have raised his head again.

However, just as he was thinking about it, the next moment he saw Liu Lian bit down on the sausage, and then the sausage broke in two from the middle. legs.

After Liu Lian finished eating the sausage, when he looked up, he found Meng Tangxi's expression was awkward and fidgeting, so he asked suspiciously, "What's wrong? Are you feeling unwell again?"

Meng Tangxi swallowed, and said dryly, "No, it's nothing, it's just that I don't really want to eat sausage."

"You don't like it? Then let me eat it for you," Liu Lian said while reaching out his chopsticks to pick up the sausage in Mengtangxi's bowl. "The sausage is so delicious, how can you not like sausage?"

Then Meng Tangxi watched helplessly as Liu Lian stretched out his tongue and licked the sausage he picked up from his bowl, and after licking it, he bit it off in the middle.

He couldn't help clamping his legs again, and weakly ate the only poached egg left in the bowl.

Liu Lian quickly finished eating the noodles, and then prepared to go to the toilet.

When he walked to the toilet door and was about to reach out to push the door, Meng Tangxi in the living room suddenly changed his face and shouted: "Wait a minute! Don't go in yet!"

However, it was too late, Liu Lian had already reached out and pushed the toilet away.

Seeing Meng Tangxi rushing over from the living room like a burning tail, Liu Lian was full of doubts, and couldn't help but glanced at the toilet, but the furnishings in the toilet were as usual, and there seemed to be no difference from before... until Liu Lian suddenly saw the hand washing Panties on stage.

—That's his underwear.

To be precise, it was the underwear that he hadn't had time to wash after taking a shower yesterday.

Yesterday Liu Lian was groggy because of a cold, and when he took a bath, he just flushed it away, and the clothes and trousers he changed were too late to wash, so they were thrown aside.

But he remembered that he obviously threw his underwear and clothes into the bucket, so why did his underwear run to the sink inexplicably?

"Don't go in yet!" Just when Liu Lian was surprised, Meng Tangxi rushed to Liu Lian in a hurry, and opened his arms to block between Liu Lian and the toilet.

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows and smiled slightly: "Oh? Why?"

"Because I... I suddenly want to go to the toilet again!" Meng Tangxi swallowed nervously, and said dryly, "I'm a patient! Let me go first!"

Liu Lian pointed to the outside: "There is a toilet outside, why do you insist on grabbing this toilet from me?"

Meng Tangxi blinked: "Because I like going to this toilet! I want to go to this toilet!"

Liu Lian rubbed her chin: "What if I have to go to this toilet too?"

Meng Tangxi looked confused, and then said righteously: "Then let's guess rock-paper-scissors!"

Liu Lian smiled, then intentionally lowered her voice, leaned close to Meng Tangxi's ear and said in a slightly hoarse voice, "But I don't want to play this... shall we play something else?"

In fact, Liu Lian's original voice is quite upright, and he doesn't make people think too much when he speaks normally, but once he lowers his voice, when he speaks with that slightly hoarse voice, it is really unbearable every minute, Meng Tangxi was on the spot He was teased into a trance, and was stunned for a while.

While Meng Tangxi was stunned, Liu Lian resolutely bypassed him and entered the toilet.

Then, he picked up the pair of underwear that inexplicably appeared on the sink, and looked down.

Liu Lian doesn't like to wear underwear that is too fancy, so he usually wears light-colored underwear when he wears briefs, and the underwear in his hand is white, so he didn't notice anything wrong at first, until he After taking a closer look, I found that there seemed to be some milky white viscous liquid on the underwear...

Liu Lian was suspiciously silent for a moment, recalling what Meng Tangxi did in the toilet just now, she immediately understood.

He hooked the pair of underwear with his fingers, turned to look at Meng Tangxi, saw Meng Tangxi's confused expression, he couldn't help raising his eyebrows, and said in a gentle tone: "Aren't you going to explain?"

Meng Tangxi swallowed with difficulty: "Listen to my explanation..."

Liu Lian smiled: "Well, tell me, I'll listen."

"actually……"

Meng Tangxi's eyes began to wander, and after half a minute of wandering, he said bluntly: "Actually, I've been a little angry recently."

Liu Lian blinked: "Aren't you always angry?"

"Yes," Meng Tangxi nodded hastily, "We are all young men, you know, they are easily impulsive!"

"Even so," Liu Lian said unhurriedly, "isn't that why you masturbated with my panties?"

"You, you, you... You actually said it!" Meng Tangxi's face flushed immediately, "Don't get me wrong! I definitely don't have any unreasonable thoughts about you! I definitely don't think about you while holding your underwear I definitely don't want to do anything to you!"

"Because I'm a straight man! The kind of straight man who likes girls!"

Liu Lian blinked: "Really? Are you sure you are really a straight man?"

Meng Tangxi swallowed a mouthful of saliva, suppressed the strong guilt deep in her heart, and nodded abruptly: "Yes!"

Looking at Meng Tangxi who was trying to calm down, Liu Lian suddenly smiled: "Don't worry, I'm just joking with you."

Meng Tangxi was stunned: "...Huh?"

"Of course I know you're a straight man," Liu Lian said flatly, "I've never seen a straighter man than you in my life."

Meng Tangxi was about to breathe a sigh of relief, but when she saw Liu Lian turn around and throw the pair of underwear into the trash can, she was taken aback: "What are you doing?"

"Should I still wear underwear that has been used by others?" Liu Lian glanced at Meng Tangxi inexplicably, "Are you still going out? I have to go to the toilet."

Meng Tangxi was a little depressed: "Can't you still wear it after washing it?"

Liu Lian looked at Meng Tangxi with a half-smile: "Then are you willing to wear underwear that's been stained with my semen?"

Meng Tangxi subconsciously wanted to nod, but seeing Liu Lian's half-smile expression, he froze instantly, and immediately said stiffly, "How is it possible! How could I be willing!"

"Isn't that right? Don't do to others what you don't want yourself to do to yourself," Liu Lian gave Meng Tangxi a meaningful look, "And you should go out, I have to go to the toilet."

Meng Tangxi returned to the room full of depression. Liu Lian actually detested him so much that he would throw away everything he used once... But he didn't care at all about wearing underwear that was stained with Liu Lian's semen!

After he was depressed for a long time, he suddenly recalled——

Wait, as a normal man, why doesn't he dislike wearing underwear that has been stained with another man's semen? !Even my heart is still a little bit eager to try!

Meng Tangxi thought about it seriously. If he posted an online post asking for answers at this time, he would be 100% identified as gay, right? !

He couldn't help but think of the question Liu Lian asked him just now——

he probably...

in fact……

...not that straight, is it?

After Liu Lian came out of the toilet, he saw Meng Tangxi crouching on the bed in a sick condition, with half of his face buried under the quilt, his eyes were dazed, and he couldn't help but frowned and asked him, "What's wrong?"

Meng Tangxi said with a look of lovelessness: "My world view has been hit hard, and I am currently reorganizing."

Liu Lian couldn't help smiling: "Then you slowly reorganize, I'm going to the next room to record songs."

Meng Tangxi gave an absent-minded "hmm".

Because Meng Tangxi was still at home, Liu Lian didn't dare to write in front of Meng Tangxi, and he didn't post a song for a while after counting the time, so he planned to spend today recording songs.

After Liu Lian entered the room dedicated to recording songs, he began to concentrate on recording songs.

At night, the person lying on the bed becomes Liu Lian.

Liu Lian once again experienced the feeling of a splitting headache, and his brain was groggy, but the problem is that Meng Tangxi has been asleep for a whole day today, and he couldn't sleep no matter how much he slept, it was Meng Tangxi who changed his body Then he started to jump around again, spinning around in front of his eyes all the time, and he was very energetic.

Liu Lian couldn't sleep, she could only stare at the ceiling with her eyes open.

Meng Tangxi held his mobile phone and swiped Weibo for a while, and as he swiped, he asked Liu Lian unintentionally: "Speaking of which, I don't seem to have seen your morning boss, nor have I seen you masturbate, could it be that you Is there no need for this?"

Liu Lian almost choked on his saliva, and after a while, he said lightly, "Of course."

He usually has morning erections, but he seldom does so when he sleeps with others, maybe because he is subconsciously wary of others, and he is a reserved person...

"Then why have I never seen your morning erection?" Meng Tangxi was a little bit unwilling.

Liu Lian: "...you won't find out if you do."

Meng Tangxi looked depressed: "Why? We are already in this relationship."

Liu Lian: "Don't be so ambiguous, we are just neighbors."

Meng Tangxi snorted: "Even if they are lovers or husband and wife, they are not as close as we are. They are at most 'body communication' in the flesh, but we are 'body communication' in the soul!"

Liu Lian turned over and pointed her butt towards Meng Tangxi, obviously not wanting to talk to Meng Tangxi anymore.

But Meng Tangxi was not forgiving, and posted up: "Isn't it? Actually, I have always believed that people have souls before. I think our souls must have a high degree of compatibility, otherwise we wouldn't accidentally enter each other's body." .”

Liu Lian turned her back to Meng Tangxi and said perfunctorily, "Yes, yes."

The next day, Liu Lian woke up very early.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he felt bad all of a sudden.

Because this morning he actually...had a morning erection.

Liu Lian found herself held tightly in Meng Tangxi's arms. Meng Tangxi put one hand under his neck, one hand on his waist, and one thigh stretched between his legs. The two limbs intertwined and their lower bodies touched each other.

Liu Lian was sure and sure, last night because Meng Tangxi slept peacefully, so he didn't put his arms around Meng Tangxi as usual... But I don't know why he woke up in Meng Tangxi's arms early this morning here.

But why he woke up in Meng Tangxi's arms is not important, the important thing is that he actually had a morning erection.

Liu Lian felt a little embarrassed, and what was even more embarrassing was that he struggled twice and tried to crawl out of Meng Tangxi's arms. After the two of them rubbed against each other for a few times, Meng Tangxi actually responded.

The most embarrassing thing was that Meng Tangxi groaned twice in his sleep, then slowly opened his eyes and woke up.

The moment the two looked at each other, they felt each other's hot presence at the same time. The two sides pressed against each other with sticks through thin pajama pants and underwear.

Meng Tangxi, who had just woken up and was not fully awake, snorted in a daze. He slowly stretched out his hand and held his little Mengmeng down. Then he hesitated, and touched Liu Lian's again. Little Willow.

Liu Lian shrank back immediately, and was about to get out to leave, but was pushed down on the bed by Meng Tangxi, who looked like he was still awake, and then his whole body was pressed on Liu Lian.

Liu Lian suddenly felt that Meng Tangxi was very dangerous at this time. After squinting his eyes, he raised his head, opened his mouth and bit Meng Tangxi's neck hard.

"Oh, it hurts!" Meng Tangxi was bitten hard, and immediately blinked his eyes, as if he had just woken up, he looked down at Liu Lian, who was pressed under him, with a dazed expression, "What happened just now?" something wrong?"