What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

Hearing the slightly hoarse voice of the durian layer, Meng Tangxi only felt a heat in his lower abdomen. At this moment, he seemed to feel a hot current rushing to a certain part below him. He had to clamp his legs immediately and bend down slightly. To cover the slightly raised parts to avoid making a fool of yourself in public.

Before he was thankful that his reaction was timely enough, he felt a heat in his nasal cavity, as if some hot stream gushed out, he reached out and touched it disapprovingly, thinking that the hot stream was just his illusion.

But he didn't expect that when he touched it, he felt a bright red hand.

Meng Tangxi couldn't help but pause, and instantly stood there in a daze.

There were two young girls sitting at the table next to him. They had been looking at him from time to time, laughing and discussing something while peeking. They were all stunned when they saw this. After a while, one of the girls Suppressing a smile, he took out a pack of tissues from his bag and handed it over: "Handsome guy, you have a nosebleed..."

Liu Lian over here specially recorded him calling~ after the bed bell rang, Meng Tangxi didn't get a reply for a long time, so he shrugged, turned around and ordered takeaway.

When his takeaway arrived, Meng Tangxi's reply was long overdue.

Liu Lian read Meng Tangxi's reply while eating durian rice.

Mantianxing: The male god...

Mantianxing: Your voice is so beautiful, I have a nosebleed

Gypsophila: This is not an exaggerated rhetoric, I really have a nosebleed qaq Durian Melaleuca: ...

Gypsophila: Every day I can be gently awakened by the voice of the male god. I will die without regret in this life. Durian Melaleuca: Thank you for liking

Mantianxing: Meeting a male god and liking a male god is the luckiest thing in my life!

Durian Melaleuca: ^_^

Liu Lian smiled while eating durian rice.

After he finished his meal, he refreshed his Weibo and saw Meng Tangxi posted another Weibo.

Gypsophila v: It must be because I have been eating durians for the past two days, so I got angry!Just now I had a nosebleed in front of everyone in the restaurant!After splashing water on my crotch and cake spilling on my crotch, I actually got a nosebleed again!Sure enough, I have a problem with this restaurant!

At the end of this Weibo, a selfie was attached. In the photo, Meng Tangxi was pouted, looking pitiful, with a tissue ball stuffed in one of her nostrils.

If Meng Tangxi had an ordinary appearance, the visual effect of a big man pouting and stuffing tissue balls into his nostrils would be horrible, but the problem is that Meng Tangxi is handsome, and a handsome man looks better than others even if he picks his feet .

So under Meng Tangxi's Weibo, the comments were all kinds of soft-hearted, caring, hugging.

Liu Lian took a sip of durian juice and reposted Meng Tangxi's Weibo.

Durian Melaleuca: It is easy to get angry if you eat too much durian, remember to drink plenty of hot water//Gypsophila v: It must be because I have been eating durian for the past two days, so I got angry!Just now I had a nosebleed in front of everyone in the restaurant!After splashing water on my crotch and cake spilling on my crotch, I actually got a nosebleed again!Sure enough, I have a problem with this restaurant!

Meng Tangxi quickly replied to Liu Lian's Weibo with a howl: Awhhhhh, even if I get angry for the sake of the male god, I will continue to eat durians!

So in their eyes, their male gods actually hooked up with each other just because of a few durians.

In this regard, Mi Fensi, who has countless durian layers, cried and said: Don't stop me!I want to eat durian too!In this way, you can hook up with the male god!

On this day, Liu Lian was in a good mood, and it was as if he had been injected with chicken blood when coding. Not only was it updated in time, but even double-updated.

This time, not only the millennial Mifensi were so moved that they wept bitterly, and were so excited that they slammed rewards, even his editor rarely praised him on the button.

Editing Debate: What happened to you recently?It's changing every day!How many days do you not come every month?Not bad, continue to maintain the fleeting years: As a full-time writer, isn't daily update the most basic professional ethics?

Editor's defense machine: I still believe what other people say, so let's forget about a guy like you who has to come to the uncle several times a month.

Edit debate machine: Ha ha

Fleeting Qianzhong: Dear editor, you can't use "hehe" when you smile at others, hehe means "you big idiot"

Edit debate machine: Ha ha

Liu Lian had a good relationship with his editor, and his first editor was the current editor.

He has been writing novels for more than five years. From Goubuli's little transparency to now showing his godlike personality, all his progress and efforts have been witnessed by the editor, and his editor has gradually grown from a rookie editor at the beginning. Become the big editor who is now stern and selfless, and the two of them share weal and woe, often hurting and belittling each other.

Liu Lian once asked Bianji why he chose such an online name. He was not only a monk but also died young, not only died young but also died without a whole body. He originally thought that Bianji would give him an unexpected and meaningful opportunity. answer, but he never expected that Bian Ji just replied to him with a meaningful sentence——

"Because Bianji is the homonym of editor."

Of course, when Bian Ji knew that Liu Lian's pen name was Liu Nian Qianzhong, it was also because Liu Nian was a homonym of Liu Lian's name, he said quietly: "I thought the name Liu Nian Qianzhong was very poetic and meaningful. Shen Chang, when I saw your pen name for the first time, I thought you were very cultured, and I immediately slapped my thigh and made up my mind to sign you, but I never thought that it was just a homonym of your name."

Then the two like-minded people couldn't help but cherish each other, and finally became a pair of good friends who complained about each other.

In addition to belittling each other, two people often spit spiritual garbage to each other and act as each other's spiritual garbage can.

So Liu Lian occasionally confides to Bianji when he has any troubles in reality. Although his self-regulation ability is very strong and he will not be easily affected by other people's bad reviews, he is not a hard-working person after all.

No matter how strong his heart is, he is just an ordinary person who will be sad and depressed.

If there are some things that are difficult to say to Li Zhi, Liu Lian will tell Bian Ji.

Therefore, Bianji not only knows about Liu Lian's two vests, but also knows that Liu Lian likes men, and even knows that Liu Lian likes a cosplayer named Mantianxing.

Editor's Distinguishment: My mother has been busy giving me a blind date recently, why is she in such a hurry?I'm only 25, not 35!

Fleeting Qianzhong: Maybe it's because you look anxious

Editing machine identification: rolling!Sigh, every time like this, I envy you very much. If you like a man, you don’t have to be forced to marry.Male or female? !

Fleeting Qianzhong: Of course it's a man, and I'm not the kind of gay guy who cheats on marriage. Recent experiences have informed the identification machine.

Of course, he only said a part of it selectively, but he didn't say anything... After all, even he himself thinks that body swapping is unscientific.

Editing machine identification: Damn it!So your male god moved next door to your house and you found out that your male god likes you a lot? !

Fleeting Qianzhong: What he likes is Durian Melaleuca

Editing machine identification: Aren't you durian Melaleuca? !Why do you hesitate in this situation?Hurry up and grab it!What kind of kiss do you have?

Fleeting Qianzhong: He firmly believes that he is a straight man

Editor's note: Don't be kidding!Calling you a male god and masturbating to your voice!If he's a straight guy, I'm a little bitch!

Liu Lian had seen Bian Ji himself, a rough guy about 1.8 meters tall and a pure man, and when he thought of Bian Ji's thick eyebrows and big eyes flaunting his face, he couldn't help shivering.

At this time, Meng Tangxi, who had just returned to the hotel room and was changing his pants, suddenly sneezed.

He rubbed his nose and muttered to himself: "Could it be that someone is calling me handsome?"

He sat down on the bed in the hotel, couldn't help but took out his phone to turn on the mirror function and admired himself for a while.

Then Meng Tangxi suddenly thought of the exclusive call ~ bed bell that Durian Melaleuca had just given him, and couldn't help but feel itchy.

He was a little hesitant. It's broad daylight...it doesn't seem so good.

However, in less than a second, he succumbed to the temptation.

Meng Tangxi carefully closed the door tightly, drew the curtains of the hotel, and then clicked on the bell to hear it.

After listening to it over and over again, he couldn't help but blushed, his blood surged up, and he couldn't help but put a hand into the newly changed pants...

But at this critical moment, he suddenly remembered the reply Durian Melaleuca gave him at station b -

Are you sure you're really straight?

Meng Tangxi suddenly felt a basin of cold water pouring down his head, and his hands froze.

However, he didn't pause, and the sound of durian melaleuca sounded again and again in the quiet room...

…Sexy yet deep, hoarse and seductive, almost criminal.

Then Meng Tangxi's brain was so hooked that he forgot everything.