What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

It took less than half a day for Liu Lian's new cover video to be uploaded, and it was quickly featured on the front page.

He flipped through the comments casually, and besides Mi Fensi's comments, there were also many fault-finding comments.

After all, Liu Lian has been in the ancient fashion circle for several years. From the beginning to the later when he moved to station b, he has always been divided into half and half. It's not worth it, because he is not a professional music student, and his singing skills are all explored by himself. Naturally, there are many deficiencies. The average age of Mi Fensi is not very old, so he can't help spreading his sense of existence everywhere to attract hatred.

In addition, he had a black history of being illiterate and singing wrong words and making jokes in his early years. Even if he worked hard to change himself later, he still couldn't change some people's established views on him. People get used to pinching as eating and drinking water.

But thanks to Liu Lian's learning later on, he kept a low profile and told those millet fans repeatedly not to go around to give him a sense of existence to attract black people, otherwise he would probably be able to go around station B three times in black now.

Of course, no matter how low-key Liu Lian keeps a low profile, people who want to black him can still find a lot of reasons to black him. After so many years, he has already developed a strong diamond heart. No matter what winds blow from east to west, I stand still.

In this regard, the only thing he is grateful for is that fortunately, he never attends any offline activities, otherwise his spoof emoticons will be spread all over the country.

Liu Lian scrolled through the comments for a while, then suddenly paused, and found the comment on coriander and durian.

It is still the familiar content, familiar formula, and familiar taint.

Coriander Durian: I, a straight man, listened hard! Is the up owner responsible?I really want to knock down the up master who was singing, I really want to enter the up master's body, I really want the up master to give me a baby. Liu Lian was silent for a while, then he smiled slightly, and replied coriander durian: Are you sure you really Is it a straight man?

As soon as he posted this reply, he was immediately surrounded by a group of excited Mifensi: Ahhh durian god!He is really a durian god!Master Ball!Caught a wild durian god!ah ah ah ah ah ah...

No wonder this group of Mi Fensi are so excited. After all, although Liu Lian’s setting of Durian Melaleuca is cute and funny, he rarely replies to Mi Fensi’s comments in the video comment area. Today is unprecedented. First time.

The group of Mi Fen excitedly flipped through more than a dozen pages before noticing whose comment their durian male god had replied to, and molested a certain idiot Mi Fen one after another——

Yes, yes, the voice of the durian god is hard, are you sure you are really straight?

Layer master, stop struggling!Quickly open the cabinet door and come out!

It's too stuffy in the cabinet, come out quickly~ The world outside is very exciting~

How can a straight man be hard on a man's voice, I really don't understand the current straight man!

……

Coriander Durian didn't reply for a long time, Liu Lian smiled, quit station b, and opened Weibo.

The first Weibo he got was the latest Weibo posted by Meng Tangxi just two seconds ago——

Gypsophila v: Damn it!I was too excited just now and accidentally knocked over the cup in hand!Water splashed on the crotch!What if I am misunderstood as peeing my pants in the restaurant now!But I'm still so excited!I really want to go downstairs and run two laps!no!I want to order a durian mille-feuille to eat and calm down!

A selfie was attached at the back of that Weibo. Meng Tangxi was wearing a pair of khaki jeans today. The slim khaki jeans wrapped around his slender and straight legs. This picture can be used as a jeans buyer's show In the photo, the only downside is that the crotch of the jeans is wet a lot, because the color of the jeans is very light, and the water stains are very obvious. From a distance, it really looks like they have pissed their pants.

Liu Lian couldn't help laughing again.

Soon, Meng Tangxi posted a new Weibo.

Gypsophila v: Don't ask me why I'm excited!Even if I ask, I won’t tell you!Give this restaurant a thumbs up for the speed of serving food!The Durian Melaleuca was delivered so quickly!And don't ask me why I suddenly want to eat durian thousand layers!Even if I ask, I won’t tell you!This is the first time in my life to eat durian mille-feuille, I will tell you whether it is good or not after eating it!

Looking at the exclamation marks all over the screen, Liu Lian knew that Meng Tangxi must be very excited at this moment.

He rubbed his chin, and sent a private message to Meng Tangxi using the Weibo account of Durian Melaleuca.

Durian Melaleuca: Is Durian Melaleuca delicious?

Meng Tangxi didn't reply for a long time, but Liu Lian refreshed Weibo and found that Meng Tangxi had posted a new Weibo.

Gypsophila v: ...an excitement just overturned the durian Melaleuca again!Still a familiar place!Familiar crotch!I must not go out today!I'm definitely going to fall foul of this restaurant!

Another selfie was attached at the back of Weibo, seeing that there were some yellow cake crumbs and white cream on the khaki jeans, even Liu Lian couldn't help but twitch his mouth.

After 5 minutes, Meng Tangxi seemed to have finally calmed down, and tremblingly replied to the private message of "Durian Melaleuca".

Gypsophila v: A male god! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Gypsophila v: You actually sent me a private message! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Gypsophila v: I'm so excited that I don't know what to say! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Durian Melaleuca: I saw your Weibo, why don’t you change your pants first?

Gypsophila V: Ahhh, male god, you didn't see anything!

Gypsophila V: Forget about it!Forget about it!Forget about it!Nothing happened just now!

Gypsophila v: I deleted Weibo!God, please forget what happened just now! ! !

Durian Melaleuca: The impression is too deep to forget

Gypsophila v: Male god, I swear on my handsome face!I'm usually not that stupid!Otherwise, I will drop 80.00% of my handsomeness!There is also an IQ that has dropped by 90.00%!

Melaleuca durian: I believe in you, don't curse yourself like that

IQ is not much at all, and it will be gone if it drops...

Of course, Liu Lian just vomited this sentence in his heart, but didn't say it.

Gypsophila v: God, I'm so excited! ! !I really like you! ! !

Gypsophila v: I like every song of yours! ! !

Gypsophila v: If you were a girl, I would definitely fall in love with you!

Liu Lian paused, then silently replied to Meng Tangxi.

Durian Melaleuca: I love you too

Gypsophila v:! ! ! ! ! !

Durian Melaleuca: The Face of ...

Gypsophila v: Has the male god seen my cosplay? ! !

Durian Melaleuca: I have seen some, and I feel good

Gypsophila v: So excited! ! !I'm going downstairs and running ten laps! ! !

Durian Melaleuca: I heard that you are going to play Fu Tianya in "Treading the End of the World". I also like this character very much. Come on, Mantianxing v: The male god also likes to read the novels of the male god!

Liu Lian replied without blushing: Fleeting Qianzhong's novels are all pretty good, I like to read them all.

The two chatted in private messages on Weibo for a long time, and finally Meng Tangxi cautiously and shyly asked Liu Lian if he wanted to deduct his account number and WeChat ID.

Liu Lian rubbed his chin. In reality, he never told Meng Tangxi his Koukou and WeChat. It’s okay to give it online, but his WeChat is bound with his mobile phone number, and he gave his mobile phone number before. Meng Tangxi, although he knew that the guy had no brains, he wasn't that stupid, so in the end he only gave him a number.

He gave it less than ten seconds, and the cough sound prompted by the system soon rang.

Gypsophila: Male God! ! ! !

Durian Melaleuca: Yes

Gypsophila: Male god, I have liked you for a long time! ! ! !

Durian Melaleuca: Oh

Mantianxing: That, male god...

Durian Melaleuca: Huh?

Mantianxing: I have an unfeeling request, of course, if you don't want to, forget it!Never force it!

Durian Melaleuca: What?

Mantianxing: That... can I ask the male god to record an exclusive ringtone for me to wake me up?

Meng Tangxi hesitated for a long time, and finally mustered up the courage to send it. Although he didn't have much hope, but when he got the consent of Durian Melaleuca, he was so excited that he almost took off on the spot.

Not long after, Meng Tangxi received the audio file from Melaleuca durian, he couldn't wait to click on it, and then he heard Melaleuca durian say it in a sexy and deep voice, as if with a hoarseness unique to morning risers. One sentence——

"Honey, it's time to wake up."

Meng Tangxi suddenly felt a heat in her lower abdomen, and the little Meng Meng in her crotch was so excited that she almost flew off the spot.