Return to Heaven [Hebrew Mythology]

God found that since the Messiah, all kinds of ridiculous things can happen.

This time even the devil has become his believer!

Although this Barr did not provide him with any power of faith, and his mind was full of yellow waste, but being labeled with the Holy See meant that Barr was a believer of the Holy See and a citizen under his protection.God blankly pondered whether to kill Barr or let Barr get out of the Holy See. He didn't want a believer who fished in troubled waters at all!

The Book of Genesis discovered his thoughts in time, spread out the pages and wrote: Calm down, calm down!Barr's strength ranks first in hell, if you kill him, the imbalance between light and dark will be hundreds of years earlier!

God said, "But I'm bored just looking at him."

The Book of Genesis continues: Close your eyes, don't look, go to sleep!

God:"……"

With a snap, God closed the wordy Book of Creation, leaving a part of his gaze to stare at the Holy See.In order for Barr to justifiably get out of the Holy See, God reviewed the rules of the believers of the Holy See. There are three clear points, those who disrespect God will be removed as believers; those who are disrespectful to the Holy Son will be removed as believers; Those who disrespect will be stripped of their status as believers.

In short, the management in other aspects is very loose, only these three are the iron laws of the iron law, and you can get out if you touch it.

God originally thought that after Barr became a believer, he would still disrespect the Messiah, but unexpectedly, Barr was willing to salute the Messiah!He actually ignored Lucifer, only willing to salute the Son Messiah!

God is a little frustrated.

How could the charm of the Holy Son be greater than that of his Lucy.

Then looking down, Baer stuck to Alai's side all day long, patting his head to Naibao Nier, and said a few words like "you study hard", Nai Baonier was not angry at all, and was crisp Sheng said: "Uncle Baal, come on, thank you Uncle Baal for the gift he gave Neil before."

This is the time when Nai Bo Nier seldom took the initiative to call him uncle. In the past, the person he could call him this way was nothing more than Seraphim.

Barr laughed, "You call me uncle, the gift I give you every year must be doubled!"

Napoleon was overwhelmed with happiness.

Sure enough, Barr is the richest demon in hell!Alai should hurry up and marry him, our Holy See can occupy most of the property in hell!

Huh, something seems wrong?

A sliver of conscience emerged from Naibao Nier's dark little mind, which was immediately strangled by him.

From top to bottom, the Guangming Holy See warmly welcomes new believers to join the Holy See with money and contribute to the construction of the Holy See.Believers who didn't know that Baal was a devil admired his generosity, and believers who knew that Baal was a devil silently swallowed their protests. Facing Baal's appearance, they also had a smile on their faces.Cannibals have soft mouths and short hands, this sentence is common everywhere.

The three rules of kicking people by the Holy See are basically invalid for Barr, unless God comes, or Barr directly revils God, who knows if Barr does not respect God in his heart!

God pinned his final hope on the Archangel Seraph.

As a result, God looked at Lucifer, and found that his beloved Lucifer was lying on Messiah's bed, chatting with him on his side, as if he had a very good relationship.

Is the Holy See so poor!There's not even room for a dormitory for Lucifer to live in temporarily!

Under the faint gaze of God, the two guys on vacation slowly packed up everything and got up to bid farewell to the Holy See.

Seraph Archangel and Holy Son all left, Metatron also left long before Barr appeared, the Holy Court of Light returned to calm again, and Barr walked through the danger like walking a tightrope, patting his chest and calling out "good danger" .

Turning his head, Barr went to pursue Alai again. If it was an ordinary elf, even if Barr liked it, he wouldn't be so humble.The problem is about Alai's affairs, and the Messiah specifically warned him: If you play casually, you will go back to hell.Baal thought that it would be too embarrassing for him to go back without even kissing his little mouth, so he bit the bullet and promised Messiah, promising that he would take Alai seriously.

Alai didn't know the undercurrent surging behind him, and he felt the joy of being pursued strangely.

Arman was extremely relieved to know that his friend was about to have his first spring. He secretly revealed to Barr a lot of Alai's preferences, including the fact that Alai had no lover and his ears had never been touched. He also told Barr.

Yarman patted Barr's shoulder vigorously, and there was a bang, "Alai will leave it to you, don't let me find out that you are sorry for him."

Barr laughed and said, "No way."

Barr couldn't tell how happy he was that the beauty he fancied had kept her body like a jade until now.He rubbed his fingers, recalling Alai's soft pointed ears under the green hair, he seemed to have been poked in some exciting place in his heart, and suddenly wanted to pinch there.

It seems that only lovers can touch it?

It doesn't matter, Alai will not have a second lover, and he will be his only one.

Barr's wretched thoughts are self-evident, Yarman showed the expression that he really is a compatriot, and whispered: "Come on, I hope to have an elf baby in a few years, the Holy See just lacks a child to be with Neil. "

"no problem."

"Do you need special guidance? I have a few books on elf strategy here, and the content is very detailed."

"Who wrote it?"

"Messiah... Well, in order to conquer the elves and gain the right to spread beliefs, he specially compiled a set of plans for the major races, and the effect after implementation was very good."

"...As expected of the Messiah."

"Yes."

A demon and a dragon clan hooked up and went away within a few days.

On the other side of hell, Bechymos was hoping that Baal would be dealt with by the Messiah, and at worst, he would be beaten up by Lucifer to relieve his hatred.In the end, not only did he not see Barr who came back in despair, but his subordinates who were lurking in the mortal world reported him a terrifying thing—they saw Lord Barr wearing the clothes of a believer, wandering around the Holy See all day long!

Bechymos's first reaction was that Baal was awesome, and used his body to mix into the Holy See, and his second reaction was——

"What about Messiah? He's not blind!"

No matter how you think about it, you don't think Messiah will indulge Baal. After he spread his question, he began to wait anxiously for a reply.Two days later, he received a letter from his mortal subordinates.

[Master Baer was officially baptized and became a devout believer in front of Holy Son Messiah, Seraph Archangel Lucifer, Little Holy Son Nabolnir, and other believers of the Holy Church of Light, and has since believed in God... I heard... I heard it was to pursue the great elder inside. ] On the paper, the devil's handwriting trembled frighteningly.

Bechymos crushed the letter. The devils these days don't want to be devils anymore, they all want to be believers in God!

Baal, you craving fellow!

No matter how much you scold Baal, it won't help, so Bechymos simply went to contact other king-level demons.Half a year later, taking advantage of Barr's going out, several king-level demons teamed up to tie Barr back to hell.His mouth was stuffed with a rag, his arms and thighs were lifted up by a king-level demon, and his white robes of believers looked like they had been rolled in a pile of dirt.

The image of Baal going back to hell is so windy, and within a moment, the demon with keen eyes and ears knew one thing.

Their most powerful abyss demon in hell actually went to the Holy See to become a believer!

Fuck, what kind of trouble is this!

The demons were in a mess, and so was the Holy See. The flow of information between the two sides was no slower than other places.Many believers who thought Baal was easy to kill were dumbfounded. Is Baal a king-level demon?Wait, they baptized the king-level demon into a believer in God? !

For a while, some people wondered whether Barr was a spy, and some wondered whether Barr had turned from the dark to the bright. Both the mortal world and hell became lively, and Alai, who had never attracted much attention, became really famous this time.

Because the news came out again!

Baal became a believer for love!The target is Alai, the great elder of the Holy See!

The elves were also a sensation. Ajaya thought that Alai's vision was really high, and other elves looked down on him. He either chose the level that could not be conquered by Messiah, or attracted Baal, who usually stayed in the depths of hell. Great Devil.Agaya was relieved, no longer worried about Alai's marriage, and instead went to bombard Atredis, "When will you marry one back!"

Atredis was concentrating on reading the gossip, and replied casually: "Isn't there Amora, what are you urging me to do?"

"If you don't start early, there will be even fewer people to look at!"

"...Who are you implying?"

"For example, Messiah, if you took your fancy back then and took it back to the elves, we would have a child of the Holy Son now! Amora can even have an older brother, and the elves will no longer have to worry about the inheritance of the direct lineage!"

"..."

Atredis stared at him with wide eyes, Agaya, why have you become so insane during this time!

Seeing his sluggishness, Agaya put away his excited look, and touched Atredis's hair in an amiable way, "You don't know, I counted the single status of the elves, and more than half of the elves said they didn't have any." The idea of ​​getting married, and half of the elves are either already married, or they just don't want to have children and want to live in a two-person world."

Atredis said twitchingly, "It's none of my business."

Agaya said righteously: "The upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked. It's your fault that caused the bad atmosphere!" He pressed his fingertips against Atredis' forehead to prevent him from turning his head, "In short, Find me a partner, so that you don't have to stare at Lucifer's affairs every day, and the elves who don't know think you've been secretly in love with him!"

Atredis screamed suddenly, "Who has a crush on him! Who shamelessly slandered me!"

Agaya smiled and said, "Your daughter."

Atredis looked at him speechless, even Amora could misunderstand him like this, let alone the tribe.