Return to Heaven [Hebrew Mythology]

When I returned to the Holy Court of Light, I saw a Barr, and asked Lucifer how he felt.

Ha ha.

Baal, you're tired of work, come to his place?

Lucifer let out a faint laugh in his heart, which could be regarded as encouraging the devil's daring.He turned his head to look at his lover, without any doubt, Lucifer immediately recognized who he was, and his face turned cold.

Seeing them walk into the Holy See, Barr was dumbfounded for a second.But who is Barr, a king-level demon with a thicker skin than a city wall, before Lucifer reveals his identity, Barr's tall body immediately shrank behind Alai, and said flatteringly: "Alai, why didn't you Tell me that the Son Messiah will come, I was taken aback."

Lucifer put his gaze on the green-haired elf, and asked suspiciously, "Alai?"

How could his elves provoke demons?

"I met him by the forest. At that time, he helped me get out of the siege, and later I found out that he was a good friend." Alai pulled Barr out from behind him, and introduced him to Messiah: "He said his name was Barr, Grandson of Seth."

Barr nodded quickly, his piercing eyes sent a distress signal to Messiah.

【Don't let Lucifer expose me! 】

Lucifer thought: Seth would be proud of having a grandson of a king-level demon.

Knowing that Baal had scales, Lucifer held Lucifer's wrist, and said gently: "Since you are Alai's friend, let's talk first."

Barru was pardoned, and in turn dragged Alai away.

There was no one around, Lucifer shook off his hand, and said incomprehensibly: "You actually helped him? Don't you know his identity?"

"Bar came out as a human being, and did not intend to start a war." Lucifer said the position of the Holy See from an objective point of view, "The purpose of the Holy See is to promote truth, goodness and beauty, and spread the light of our God to every corner of the world, except for a few Ordinary demons with long eyes, mid-to-high-end demons have a good attitude towards believers in the Holy See, and the Holy See has absorbed several anonymous demons who are believers."

"Evil and demons can also be believers!"

Lucifer was forcibly refreshed by him in an instant.

"Yeah." Lucifer smiled with a normal expression, and popularized the secrets of the Holy See for him, "Why can't demons be believers? Although kind-hearted demons are rare, it doesn't mean they don't exist. They are willing to bathe in the light, This is the greatness of my God."

In fact, the seductiveness of the Holy Sons in the past is strong enough, and it is actually very simple to fool a few brainless demons into joining the Holy See.

With a blank expression, Lucifer was dragged into the Son's bedroom by him, temporarily forgetting Baal's question.Lucifer praised his ability to reverse the cause and effect. Barr's entry into the Holy See does not mean that Barr joined the Holy See and became a believer. Lucifer was completely shocked by the fact that demons can become believers. When he recovered, he would definitely find something was wrong.

Just in case, Lucifer summoned a high-ranking believer at the gate of the temple and asked him to bring a message to Great Elder Alai.

"Let your friend join the Holy See after baptism."

……

Outside the Holy See, Alai and Barr, who were pulled out, stared wide-eyed for a while.

"What are you pulling me out for?" Alai looked at Barr who was overreacting strangely, poked his finger on his arm, which was as strong as iron, and the other party strangled him a little bit, "Let go."

"I was a little nervous, so I ran out."

Barr reluctantly let go of Alai's waist. The elf was too slender, and he was afraid that it would break if he exerted force.

Alai couldn't feel his palms rubbing against his waist, but he pretended not to know and continued to treat Barr as a friend.Even though he felt that Barr had a good temper, was straightforward and generous, and occasionally swearing was considered a minor problem, but the time they had known each other was too short, and he would not easily consider his partner's affairs before he recognized Barr's personality.

"Aren't Messiah and Lucifer pretty?"

"pretty."

Barr answered honestly.

Alai frowned, feeling that he had some eccentricity, "Then why are you running?"

Barr said with a mournful face: "Pretty is beautiful, but no one can get close to it casually!" Can't touch, can't flirt, and can't verbally flirt. With such a beauty in front of him, Barr can only think of being raped near the gate of hell. Messiah's palm pierced from the back of his heart, and the other party's smile was not ordinary bloody and beautiful.

Damn, it's not ordinary pain!

"Baal, you don't look as stupid as you appear."

Alai was amazed to hear that he had seen their essence clearly at their first meeting.

His affection for Barr has been steadily rising.

This feeling that everyone is drunk and I am sober is so fucking painful. The whole world thinks that he has a crush on the Messiah, but they don't know how he dares to have a crush on the Messiah!He didn't want to be gnawed until his bones were gone, and he had to face this guy's innocent smile!

The two people from different camps looked at each other, feeling inexplicably sympathetic to each other.

【Messiah is not a good thing! 】

【Messiah is not a good person! 】

They collectively forgot about Seraph Archangel's lethality. After all, Messiah alone pulled everyone's hatred.

When he heard the words of the Holy Son from the believers, Alai suddenly realized that if he wanted the Messiah and Lucifer to agree with Baal, a stranger, he had to let him join the Holy See as his own.

Without further ado, he dragged Baal to look for Naibonir, "Baal, let's go find the little saint!"

Barr looked bewildered.

In the palace, Nabel Neil rubbed his eyes, then looked at Barr next to Alai, and the corners of his eyes twitched.

"Alai, you mean... let me baptize him and become a believer?"

"I'm sorry, Neil."

Alai sincerely clasped his hands together, and as an ordinary elder, he begged Nabolnir to come forward and baptize Baal.This can be regarded as the Messiah’s way of imitating heaven, but the Holy See’s baptism of believers will not increase any power. It is a purely formal ritual. People of different ranks are baptized, and the ranks of believers are also different.

Naibonir was very confused, "Are you sure? It's not impossible to let me be baptized...but grandpa is still here..." Grandpa Messiah will never let a king-level demon get in here!

Alai said firmly: "The matter of baptism was first said by Messiah. He wanted Barr to become a believer."

Napoleon was stunned for a while.

No matter how nervous Barr was this time, he understood what they meant, and said in a stumbling manner: "Alai, what are you talking about, let me be baptized and become your believer?"

Alai raised his eyebrows and looked at him threateningly, "Why, do you look down on our Holy See?"

Faced with this delicate yet angry face, Barr's heart fluttered. Alai's temper really suits his appetite. He can be gentle and gentle, tough and tough, and his body has reached the best stage of development. Exuding the fragrance of virginity, it is much better than those witches in hell who are not satisfied with picking and choosing.

For him, it seems that being a believer is no big deal...

Anyway, even the future Satan is going to be the Son of God.

Seeing that Baer's eyes have changed from the resistance just now to a heart, and he was successfully seduced by Alai, Naibao Nier said with a dull face: "Okay, I will baptize you, and it will start tomorrow."

Great, my Great Bright Church has absorbed even king-level demons!

The baptism ceremony on the second day was held at the altar. The little holy son personally baptized, and let the believers who had joined the Holy See go around the church three times and sprinkle the blessed holy water on their bodies.During this period, Archangel Seraph and Son watched silently and did not intervene in their ceremony.

Then--

God was startled.

What is going on with this dark force!It's obviously a devil, okay?

God lowered his eyes to look at the Holy Court of Light, and saw Barr disguised as a mortal at a glance, and Barr obediently held the holy grail filled with holy water, and walked three times around the magnificent altar, while Naibonier recited the baptism If so, pray to God for the name of the new believer, and then sprinkle holy water no less than sulfuric acid on Barr's body.

"Zizi-"

The other believers next to them looked at each other in blank dismay. What kind of sound is this? Holy water still has this effect?

Baal shrugged his shoulders, taking no pains from the feeling.When the holy water was splashed on the skin, it was immediately eliminated by his healing ability after a little corrosion. People with poor eyesight could not tell that the sizzle just now was actually the sound of skin burns.

Naibao Nier didn't know the ability and stamina of the demon, so he admired it very much.

In order to pursue Alai, he even carried the holy water, he is a real man among the devils!

Different from Nabilnier's "innocence", Lucifer saw Baal's performance clearly, sneered, turned his head and said to Messiah: "The purity of your Holy See's holy water is too low, next time I will take I’ll give you the holy water from the Little Sanctuary of Xingxingtian.” Guaranteed that once the holy water is poured, Barr’s hair and skin will be gone, and there will be no problem with scars remaining for ten years!

Lucifer was ashamed, what kind of enmity is this?

In any case, under the astonishment of God, Barr's baptism ceremony ended and he officially became a member of the Church of Light.

When faced with vowing not to betray the Holy See, Barr didn't say any other nonsense, but turned around and looked at Alai seriously.He said loudly and loudly, "If you are here, I will be here."

Ali blushed suddenly.

Why does this guy swear at him!

After the oath was over, everyone turned a blind eye to the unruly oath Baer made just now under the spring-like smile of the little saint.Most of the believers who joined the Holy See have various reasons. It is not uncommon for Barr to become a believer in order to pursue Alai simply because there are very few believers.

Lucifer murmured in his heart, "I didn't expect Barr to be so good at pursuing. I thought he was being dumped all the time."

Barr has won the "Best Dumped Bachelor" for hundreds of years. The reason is that he is too generous to his lover and never restricts anything. Every witch in hell wants to have sex with him, but they don't want to stay for a long time. Around him, I feel that he is too uninteresting.

After Lucifer lamented Baal's shit luck, the vacation between him and Lucifer was almost over.

Return to ascetic paradise.

This is really a painful and sad thing.