My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]

This villa in Song Jincheng is not in the style of luxury, but in the style of a cozy forest hut.The entire villa occupies a small area, only two floors, but all kinds of facilities are particularly perfect, and the yard is very large.As soon as Jiang Mu entered the yard, he was shocked, there is actually a swimming pool!And the area is larger than the house, with some pebbles, artificial flowers and trees around, and the design of the whole swimming pool is also trying to rely on the natural effect, it looks like a naturally formed small lake, not obtrusive at all . Some benches were set up in twos and threes beside the "lake". Jiang Mu took a closer look and found a few barbecue grills. Jiang Mu guessed that these should be imitations made by Song Jincheng based on some ancient pictures, and they were simply used Looks good, because these barbecue grills show no signs of being used at all.

The first floor of the villa has a layout of one large and two small ones. The living room is the entrance, the small room on the left is the studio, and the small room on the right is actually the gym.The studio is relatively simple, with thick sound-absorbing carpets, a commercial electronic console (similar to a computer), a drawing workbench, and a reclining chair for taking a nap. What surprised Jiang Mu most was that the balcony actually There is also a professional astronomical telescope.It seems that the former owner of this villa has a wide range of interests and hobbies.But what moved Jiang Mu the most was the gym. From rowing machines to treadmills, there are all kinds of equipment in the gym. If the system releases a task for him to exercise for an hour a day, he won't have to risk his life to go outdoors. It is always safer to exercise in your own home.

There is nothing to say on the second floor. There is a master bedroom, a large balcony and a bathroom, all of which are super comfortable.Especially the bathroom, which is actually covered with glass. Lying in the bathtub, you can see the beautiful scenery of the SSS Scenic Area. If you are lucky, you can also see how the sand is floating in the sky.

Jiang Mu went back and forth in this small villa, and he was so happy that his health recovered. Although it was not the kind of luxurious villa he thought in his heart, but considering that in 5034, this was basically an ecological environment that did not exist. This condition is enough for him to live alone.I always feel that I am one step closer to the pinnacle of my life, hehe.

After inspecting the villa, Jiang Mu was elated and couldn't help hugging Songxue v2.6 and kissed him: "We have our own house!"

Songxue v2.6 froze for a moment, the electro-optical screen slowly turned red, then turned his head and put his arm on his mouth: "Bah! Incompetent human beings, take care of your own suckers, and this is my house .”

Jiang Mu: "..." I almost forgot the logic of this robot.

"Yes, yes, this is your house, Mr. Songxue," Jiang Mu said sadly, a little speechless.These days, even robots have houses.

Songxue v2.6 turned the electro-optic screen a little bit in the direction of Jiang Mu, as if sensing his little emotions.The little robot snorted and comforted: "Don't be so pessimistic. You should do your tasks well and perform well. Sooner or later you will be able to sleep in the master bedroom."

Jiang Mu: "What?!"

Damn it, a bolt from the blue!Jiang Mu looked at the house and double-checked the fact that the entire villa has only one bedroom.

Jiang Mu: "You didn't intend to let me sleep in the bedroom from the beginning?!"

Songxue v2.6 turned the electro-optical screen sideways, and said in a surprised tone, "You sleep in the bedroom? Where do I sleep?"

Jiang Mu: "..." Damn you shut down the phone!You become a tin box!You make the bracelet smaller!Where can a robot be turned off when it is on a table, a chair, on a floor, on a cabinet!

Song Xue v2.6 floated to the door of the bedroom and took a look, and saw a dark blue four-piece suit on the bed, it was unhappy: "I don't like the color and style of this bed sheet, look at the bed sheets in this villa. Is there anything that looks better, put it on for me."

Jiang Mu: "Have you paid me my salary?! Have you given me weekends?! Is there any meal allowance?! Do you pay five insurances?!" With this salary, I still have to do tasks for you!

Songxue v2.6 smashed the light cannon in his hand: "I'll kill you."

Jiang Mu: "Hey, what color do you like, Your Majesty?" The host has no human rights.Jiang Mu finally experienced personally what "might is truth".

Songxue v2.6: "Huh! Pink."

Jiang Mu was looking for sheets and quilts in the closet. He almost fell in when he heard this. Damn, you little robot is like a little princess?

However, Jiang Mu is destined to be unable to find any pink sheets and quilts, because this house belonged to Song Jincheng before, but Song Jincheng did not have any pink girlish heart.

Jiang Mu searched for a long time in the cabinet, all of which were dark blue and light blue peacock blue, and finally only found a beige bed at the bottom of the cabinet. After thinking about it, he rushed to Xue v2.6 and cast a sad look: "Song Xue Xue..."

Songxue v2.6: "It's really useless."

Jiang Mu: "..."

Jiang Mu let out a sad whimper from his nose, then hid in a corner and drew circles.

Noticing that all the data of the host's body has plummeted, the current on the Songxue v2.6 chip has become chaotic again, which is really strange, it never happened before.

Songxue v2.6 probably also knew that it was his "really useless" that hurt Jiang Mu's glass heart, so the little robot tilted the electronic screen and calculated it again and again, and finally it floated to Jiang Mu's side, Pat him on the shoulder with a small arm: "Don't cry, you still have advantages."

Jiang Mu: "..." His advantage is that he is particularly abusive, right?

"What advantages do I have?" Jiang Mu raised his head and looked at Songxue v2.6 with tears in his eyes. He wanted to see what the dog and robot thought of him.

This problem made Songxue v2.6 "buzz" and almost crashed.The little robot scanned Jiang Mu over and over again, and did a lot of fine and complicated calculations. Finally, it held back for a while, and choked out a sentence that would make Jiang Mu explode: "Big ass, easy to be fertile."

Not knowing where the courage came from, Jiang Mu grabbed the little robot's shoulder and shook its head: "Damn, wake up, I'm a man! I'm a man! I'm a man! "Birth to you, sir!Dare you stop mentioning that big ass meme again? !

Songxue v2.6: "Rural bumpkin, in 5034, men can have children a long time ago."

Jiang Mu: "..." Mom, 5034 is really scary, he wants to go home!

"Okay, don't get entangled," Songxue v2.6 patted his hand, "Although I can't find it now, how can I say something? I was born to be useful? God didn't destroy your humanity, It means that you are still useful in this world. Sooner or later, I will discover your other advantages."

Jiang Mu felt that he had been force-fed a mouthful of poisonous chicken soup, so he had to secretly bite his silver teeth: "Really?" She is very tolerant, hard-working, good-tempered, tenacious, tolerant, and cowardly... ...You can't even see these advantages, can you? !

The little robot stared at Jiang Mu's eyes very seriously, and said in a tone of "you have to trust me": "Really. You have to have confidence in your own IQ, don't be discouraged, don't be discouraged, work hard to find, you You have to believe that God will not be so cruel to you, stupid people have stupid blessings, and you must be blessed if you are so stupid."

Jiang Mu: "..." Do you dare to delete the last sentence?Comfort people, will you die?If you don't put poison in your mouth for a day, will you be scrapped?

Jiang Mu looked at the bed and decided to get some more realistic benefits for himself.

Jiang Mu: "Song Xuexue, my heart is hurt, can I sleep with you tonight?"

Songxue v2.6 didn't even hesitate: "No."

Jiang Mu blinked, and tried to make himself look more pitiful: "Song Xuexue... I... It's not that I can't bear hardships, and it's not that I don't want to sleep in the living room. You must know that when I was most difficult in my previous life, even the cardboard boxes under the overpass I have slept, I... I actually just want to stay with you...you..."

Songxue v2.6: "No."

The robot's electro-optic screen flashed for a moment, and Jiang Mu was sensitively aware that Songxue v2.6 was not as firm as before when he said "no".Jiang Mu compared himself to a pair of scissors in his heart, and made persistent efforts while the iron was hot: "I... I am just a small carbon-based creature from 2016. In 5034, I was stupid, stupid, and insecure. Only as strong as you I will feel a little bit more at ease when I am with your robot. If you kick me out of your bedroom, I... I will suffer from insomnia. When I lose sleep, I will not be able to do the task. I promise that I will be obedient in your bedroom and not make a sound, Song Xuexue...you can have pity on me...beep..."

Songxue v2.6 was touched by the words "Only with a powerful robot like you...", the current in its chip froze: "Okay. But you are not allowed to disturb me to turn off the phone."

Damn, don't you just "snap" when you turn off the phone and press a button, don't you know anything?

Songxue v2.6 punch nodded: "Why are you still standing there? Change the sheets to pink for me."

Jiang Mu: "No pink!"

Songxue v2.6 turned the electro-optic screen a little bit, as if someone rolled his eyes from the corner of his eye: "What use are you for?"

Jiang Mu: "Buy, buy, buy! Can I buy online for you right now?!" This dog robot!

Songxue v2.6: "Prodigal stuff."

Jiang Mu: "Then what do you think we should do?!" Obviously you are the most prodigal kid, right? !

Songxue v2.6: "What about your independent thinking ability as a primate? You don't have such a little ability to do things? If I want to teach you to do everything, I might as well get a robot."

Jiang Mu had a mouthful of old blood choked in his throat and couldn't spit it out or swallow it: "What if you don't buy it? You don't want me to dye a pink one for you right now?! Brother, I don't even have dye!"

Songxue v2.6: "Huh, don't spend my money on it."

Jiang Mu: "Having said so much, this sentence is your key point, right?!"

Songxue v2.6: "Although we have a relationship between the system and the host, the most basic finances still need to be separated."

Jiang Mu: "..." Squeezing his bank card and saying such things, are you a robot guilty or not? !