My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]

Being praised by Jiang Mu like this, the face of the people's policeman slowly turned red.The people's policeman coughed and straightened his clothes: "It's getting late, other colleagues have already gone to bed, and they work very hard, so I'll take you there myself."

Jiang Mu: "My God, the police uncles in 5034 are so well-educated!" It must be because the population has decreased, but the quality of the population has improved, right?Generally, isn't this kind of unit always let others go first if there is some dirty work to be beaten to death?In order to let my colleagues have a good rest, I took the initiative to take the task of sending lost minors (5034 years old in 38) home late at night. I really deserve to be a good son of the party and the people, and my ideological consciousness is too high!

Just when Jiang Mu looked at the people's policeman with fiery eyes like admiring the martyrs, the young policeman showed a shy smile like a big boy: "Well, Comrade Li Jiamu, can I call my family or something? ?”

Jiang Mu: "Of course!" If the police are dispatched late at night and they are not allowed to call the family to report that they are safe, is it still a human thing? !

So, the young policeman took out his optical brain and pressed a series of communication numbers with trembling fingers. Jiang Mu thought that he would gently explain to his wife who was waiting for him why he couldn't go home today, and then told her to go to bed early. Who knows, the policeman let out a series of laughter like a brain twitch: "Daughter-in-law!!! Hurry up and call up all the fathers, mothers, fathers, fathers and seven aunts! We can go to the SSS scenic spot! Aren't you Have you always wanted to go?! Remember to bring the baby with you, our whole family will go! Yes! It’s now! I’m in the Ministry of Public Security!”

Jiang Mu: "..." What are you talking about, why can't he understand a single word? !

Half an hour later, the young policeman dragged his family with him, and a dozen people appeared neatly in front of Jiang Mu.

The good son of the party and the people: "Okay, everyone is here, we can go."

Jiang Mu: "Hehe." Damn it, after reading the "Relic City Travel Guide" provided to him by Songxue v2.6. In addition to free entry and exit, only 100 people are allowed to visit here every year, and tourists are required to be in good health and have no family history of genetic diseases, as if they are afraid that the air they exhale will pollute this last pure land.In addition, the speculative tourist quota is even higher than the housing price in 2016. Anyone who can take a walk around the SSS scenic spot will be able to boast for a year.

The small airship is one on the left and one on the right, full of people.Jiang Mu looked at the person on the airship with his face pressed against his face, wiped his face, and once again remembered the fear of being dominated by the Shanghai subway.Ah, when?Fate?I didn't expect to wear it to 5034, but I still couldn't escape the fate of becoming a can of sardines.

The arrow is on the string and has to be fired.Jiang Mu knew that if he hesitated any longer, he might really have to walk for 16 hours. Fortunately, his ten-year hard-working bus squeeze skills were not wasted, so he closed his eyes and plunged into the airship.

Damn, he was able to squeeze fifteen people into the eight-seater airship. Even Jiang Mu couldn't believe it. , this ability to squeeze the bus is his biggest golden finger after wearing it to 5034, right? !

Songxue v2.6 adjusted his small suit, crossed his short legs, and rode steadily on Jiang Mu's neck: "Take care of me for a while, in case you are squeezed out of shit, don't Dirty my little suit."

Jiang Mu: "..." Hehe, your host is going to be squeezed into a meat sauce, and you, a dog, only care about your own little suit!

After everyone boarded the airship, the airship, which had always been suspended in the air, could hardly fly. It could only slide close to the ground, and the protective cover made an overwhelmed sound, and "cracked" rose.

Jiang Mu: "Don't open this protective cover! I think this airship is going to explode."

Police: "Don't talk, be careful not to catch your tongue when the protective cover is raised."

After speaking, the policeman's tongue licked the rising protective cover.

Songxue v2.6, relying on his superior force, quickly opened a small skylight for himself on the protective cover, then stepped on Jiang Mu's head, supported the small skylight, and leaned half of his body out of the window steadily.Facing the oncoming wind, Songxue v2.6 stood out in the posture of the national president's military parade, becoming the only...robot in the airship that can breathe the fresh air outside the airship, but the robot does not need to breathe.

Jiang Mu: "Grass! You insidious robot!" You actually inhale your own energy!

Song Xue v2.6 standing on his head kicked his forehead.

Two hours later, the severely overloaded airship stopped in front of the SSS scenic area.

The policemen standing guard in front of the SSS Scenic Area saw deformed faces one after another on the protective cover of the airship, and almost thought it was an alien attack. After people climbed out of the airship one after another, they Only then did I regain my sanity.

"Stop! It's a forest area! Idle people are not allowed to enter!" The policeman on guard took out his laser gun.

"Hello!" The policeman, whose police uniform was bursting, gave a military salute to the guards, and then took out the dying Jiang Mu from the airship, "Huang Sida, the security officer of the Ministry of Public Security, escorted the lost owner Li Jiamu home ! Please let me go!"

The policeman on guard looked at Jiang Mu suspiciously several times, and finally asked cautiously: "What? You said this thing is a person?"

Everyone: "..." It's over, I came to SSS Scenic Area to travel, but because there are too many people, the doll tickets are squeezed, how can I break it?Wait online, hurry up!

Songxue v2.6 walked up with small goose steps. It stared straight at the policeman on guard, and said in a straight mechanical voice: "Request to connect to the optical brain."

The policeman on guard was stunned for a moment, then quickly came back to his senses, and used his optical brain to swipe in front of the little robot. After a soft beep, Li Jiamu's check-in information and personal information popped up on the optical brain.

This is definitely the worst owner they have seen in their 100 years of standing guard, and they are only in their 20s and still a minor.

A female police officer was instantly inspired by maternal love: "Why do you treat a minor like this?!" So she transferred to the Ministry of Transportation and issued a huge ticket to them.

However, the policeman named Huang Sida was very happy with the ticket: "I earned it!" It's really worth it to travel around the SSS Scenic Area for such a small amount of money. Give him another [-] tickets like this!

In the end, Jiang Mu was in tears, lying in a clean medical airship, and was sent to the door of the house.

"The villa in the city center" is actually a villa in the forest, not the kind of community called this paradise or that garden built in the city that Jiang Mu guessed.This is indeed the most beautiful and oldest forest in the entire relic city. The deep and shallow green forest surrounds several villas in the middle, coupled with the rare fresh air and natural running water. This place is in 2016 The scenic spot, which is not unusual in the year, is particularly eye-catching in the barrenness of 5034 years.

Jiang Mu, who was lying in the medical airship, looked twice as energetic, and he suddenly wanted to cry.This is fucking life!You don’t need to live in a small rented room, you don’t need to squeeze into the bus and subway every day, you don’t need to work overtime every day until you are physically and mentally exhausted, you don’t need to inhale car exhaust every day, and you don’t need to sleep all night in the light pollution and sound pollution... The difference between survival and life, He really felt it.

"Mr. Li, your home has arrived." The female policeman knocked on the protective cover of the medical airship.

Seeing the ancient villa lying in the embrace of green mountains and green waters, Jiang Mu suddenly felt that he had strength in his body, and he waved at Xue v2.6: "Help me up!"

Songxue v2.6 turned around and glanced at him coldly: "Your Majesty, are you planning to die?" Damn, is the weak chicken host trying to rebel?

Jiang Mu had no choice but to get up in disgrace, and demonstrated once what it means to be physically disabled and strong: "...I... I will get up by myself." Fortunately, the medical airship has a repair function.

"Mr. Li, if you are satisfied with my service, please give me a good review." The policewoman pointed to the number plate on her chest.

Jiang Mu, who only saw the ditch with a glance, said: "..." If you want good reviews, go for good reviews, why squeeze your breasts?But this experience is really new.Jiang Mu's little virgin heart was about to jump out.This is obviously seducing yourself, do you want to agree?Do you want to agree?

Just when the two of them were flirting with each other and were about to hook up, a voice message flashed on the policewoman's optical brain: "Hey, you have received a complaint message. The owner of the house number 0948 complained that you were wearing revealing clothes and maliciously seduced you." If you are a minor, it is detrimental to police morality, and it is recommended that you be expelled and never hired."

The policewoman looked at the villa in the forest with the house number "0948" in front of her, and fell silent.

Jiang Mu: "..." The conscience of heaven and earth!This score was not scored by him!

"Bah! You fucking gay!" The policewoman spat, boarded the airship, and left.

Jiang Mu: "..." Ziwei, don't go, listen to my explanation!

Songxue v2.6, who has been pretending to be an ordinary robot, turned around and put his short arms on his chest: "Chicken, I told you to suffocate sperm one by one in your stomach. Am I kidding?"

Sure enough, it's you!

Jiang Mu covered his face, why did he have the illusion that he could only live with this robot in this life?