My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]

"I don't know if you still remember the big news that caused a sensation in the 32nd century. It is said that Dr. Li, the greatest mechanic of this century, left you 20 enigmatic messages before he died, and bluntly said that he gave There is a treasure left in this world. Only a person with an IQ of 250 can solve these 20 riddles and find the location of the treasure. Yes, now this man with an IQ of 250 has appeared, and he has successfully made himself into a treasure. In the police station, he is the national treasure smuggler who was arrested by the police in District C before, and he was voted by netizens, and he succeeded with 95% of the votes. Man', by the way, another 5034% of netizens voted for 'This kind of scum should be taken to soak in aqua regia'."

Jiang Mu: "..." So before he knew it, he was already popular on the Internet?

"But just yesterday, the 'man who most wanted to be dragged to soak in sulfuric acid in 5034' showed the police a legal gift certificate, and the ten red dates rescued by the police in his rented house before were actually his legal property! That's right, you heard me right! These national treasures are all his legal property, and, according to the latest legacy gift law of the relic city, he himself has the complete right to buy and sell, so it doesn't constitute a crime at all. Ah...how embarrassing It hurts, don't ask me why a person with an IQ of 250 is so poor that he wants to rent a house in District C, and don't ask me why a person who can rely on his IQ for a living should go to the business of buying and selling national treasures. This is social injustice It's still a tragedy of the times. But in my opinion, a smuggler in Area C can transform overnight into a legal successor with an IQ of 250, and there must be a dirty PY transaction behind it."

Jiang Mu: "..." You only have PY transactions, and your whole family has PY transactions! Are the media in 5034 so irresponsible? !Wouldn't this kind of person really not be beaten by a sack on the way home if he opened his mouth to amuse others without evidence?

Finding that Jiang Mu was only listening to the FM and not wiping his legs, Mr. Songxue snorted dissatisfiedly.Jiang Mu wiped its short legs vigorously: "So you solved those 20 riddles?"

"Cut," Elder Songxue sneered, "I've been out in the sun and have nothing to do, right? Who has the battery to play with that?"

Jiang Mu: "Then you..."

Songxue v2.6 glanced at his leg with the electro-optic screen.Jiang Mu understood in seconds, so he breathed out on its short legs, and wiped their short legs shiny with his sleeve.

Seeing his two short legs become shiny, a contented expression appeared on the electro-optic screen of Songxue v2.6.Only then did the little robot speak slowly: "I just found the assistant robot left by that silly doctor. Because he is too famous, his assistant robot is a numbered robot that should have been scrapped a long time ago, but it is still running. Well done. Then I fired a virus into its system and it testified for me and faked a legal gift certificate."

Jiang Mu remembered the "lawyer robot" he saw in the reception room. Could it be that robot is Dr. Li's assistant robot?

"It's also funny. Those stupid humans spent seven days and used various methods. In the end, even the isotope detection method was used, but they didn't see that the proof was fake. After confirming that the assistant robot was not poisoned and the logic was clear, they did it. I found that certificate to be valid." Songxue v2.6 lay comfortably on the seat, although there was no expression on its electro-optic screen, but Jiang Mu could clearly imagine that this dog is uglier than a robot's complacency What's more, he clearly felt that the air was filled with "to boast".

Wearing thousands of clothes, but not wearing flattery, there is still no one who should be flattered.

"Wow!" Jiang Mu stared at the little robot with shining eyes, and spewed out a bunch of nonsense, "It's amazing! Song Xuexue is so awesome! Hey, hey, he's just a humble and weak human being. , I, Jiang Mu, what can I do? How can I wipe my legs for such a powerful robot? God, I must have spent my last life burning incense!"

My God, I beg God not to be so blind, you won't be struck to death by lightning if you talk so much nonsense?

Songxue v2.6: "Bah, lowly and shameless human beings, have you concentrated all your skill points on the skill 'shameless'?" A "(*/ω)" slowly appeared. Among the 2.6 hosts, Jiang Mu was the worst one, and also the most comfortable one to flatter him.It has to be said that Jiang Mu can be considered a character after only completing two missions but living under it for so long.

Jiang Mu: "..." Don't think that if you turn the tele-optic screen away, he won't be able to see the "(*/ω)" on your tele-optic screen. In fact, you have already used it to the limit, right?Obviously it has been used to the point of flying into the sky, right? !

"Cough cough." Songxue v2.6 put away the overflowing expressions on his electro-optic screen, and opened his short legs with a serious face on the black electro-optic screen, "Wipe the fuselage too."

Jiang Mu: "!!!"

Ha ha.

Jiang Mu stared at the little robot in front of him who spread his legs towards him, and suddenly felt like a single woman who came home from the night shift and encountered exhibitionism.

Damn, do you dog robot know where the middle of the legs is?Even though there's nothing between your robot's legs, it feels like even the air in the airship has become erotic!A good host, but he feels like a duck in a nightclub. He is the only host in history, right? !

Seeing that Jiang Mu didn't make a move for a long time, Xue Xue v2.6 raised his electro-optic screen slightly, and said in a rather domineering CEO: "What? Don't you want to? Don't forget who found your body for you, you Who gave you your life, who raised it for so many days, and who owns your star union account password."

Jiang Mu: "..." Well, the feeling now is that the evil old bustress forces her into prostitution.

Seeing that Jiang Mu was still just in a daze, the electro-optical screen of Songxue v2.6 turned red, and the entire light cannon was itchy.

Jiang Mu immediately felt that if he continued to make up his mind, he might not be able to get enough of the cannon.So he shook his head, and drove out all the memories of the 18X little yellow book belonging to Li Jiamu from his mind.

Damn, isn't it just to wipe the fuselage.Jiang Mu did psychological work for himself.This robot is just forking a leg, do you want to make up so much?It's all the fault of Li Jiamu, a dead house, why do you read so many 18X notebooks when you have nothing to do?It made him see everything yellow now.

"Come on! Master Songxue!" Jiang Mu tried his best to make his voice sound extremely happy, so as to erase the reddened electro-optic screen of Songxue v2.6, "I didn't want to just now, I I'm just so surprised, that... that feeling of being flattered, you know? I didn't know that I could get the favor of Master Songxue with my crude skills, I... I... I'm so excited! Totally I can't believe it!" At the end, in order to make his performance look more authentic, Jiang Mu even pinched himself so that his voice could be a little crying, which sounded like "weeping with joy".

"It's over," Jiang Mu thought desperately after saying these words, "everything is over." He must have been written down in the notebook by God now, and when God finishes his work, he will send Mr. Lei and Mrs. Lightning to kill him He's just talking nonsense with his eyes open.

"Hmph!" Master Songxue snorted majestically.

Jiang Mu hurriedly stepped forward to hug the little robot to his lap, and wiped the fuselage of it with both hands.

The airship stopped in front of the rental house in Area C, the protective cover was opened, and a shiny little robot stepped down from the airship with short legs, followed by a disheveled and strange looking robot. man.

After this "wiping of love", Jiang Mu felt that his lower limit fell below a new low.It's enough for him to wipe the fuselage, but the dog robot actually asks him to wipe it while exhaling, saying, "It will be brighter when you wipe it this way."Everything else is fine, but...does anyone know what it feels like when they breathe between the two short legs of this dog robot? !It's so shameful, I always feel that he is holding the phantom limb of this robot.

Pooh!How could I have such a dirty idea?Vulgar!So vulgar!

There is a saying that all evil and adultery are the first.In the future, I can no longer secretly look at the D drive of this dead house!After thinking twice, Jiang Mu made a difficult decision, and decided to kill Li Jiamu's D disk after returning.It's only been less than a month since he crossed over to now, and he has degenerated to the point where even a robot can turn yellow!And that robot was only as tall as his knees!

In the sound of spurning himself, Jiang Mu returned to their rental house in District C.

"There is a new mission." As soon as Jiang Mu entered the door, the little robot told him the unfortunate news.

When Jiang Mu heard this, he immediately woke up from the voices of spurning and condemning him.His first reaction was how the hell are he going to play him again this time.

The first task required him to take a bath to refresh himself, but he didn't even return home, and was dragged away by a human organ seller.The second task required him to cook and eat. In order to get the cooking pot, he directly got himself into the trap.The third task was to let him exercise, and then he was beaten alive by Song Jincheng for fifteen days in the prison...

However, not doing the task is not enough.

Jiang Mu encouraged himself, in order to make himself more stable in the face of blows, he simply sat down on the ground, and then said in a tone of death: "Say it, human beings will never give in! "

Song Xue v2.6 pressed a few times on his belly, a light screen popped up in the air, and a line of words appeared on it:

"It's really great! As an authoritative health care system, I can feel that the host's body and living habits are getting better and better!"

Jiang Mu: "Hehe."