My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]

Oh shit!You two just wait to be reported!Collecting highly intelligent robots in private is punishable by life imprisonment!

Song Jincheng's fingers moved to his ears.He was about to press down, when suddenly his back felt cold, and he reflexively looked towards the source of the cold air, facing a dark electric screen with a cold light.

Song Jincheng plucked his ears with his fingers, and stared back confidently. Damn, he didn't believe that this robot could read minds!

"Om—" The miniature optical brain planted in Song Jincheng's ear suddenly emitted a piercing sound wave. Song Jincheng only felt that something sticky flowed down from his ear, and then he found that one of his There seems to be something wrong with the ears, and the sound of the whole world has become muffled.Startled, he wiped his ear with blood.

"Mr. Song," Songxue v2.6 turned around, "You just reminded me of a poem widely circulated in the 21st century, and I want to share it with you."

Song Jincheng: "Huh?"

Songxue v2.6: "Nozuonodiewhyyoutry."

Jiang Mu: "..." Damn it, he has been hanging out in the various post bars of Tianya Maopu on the AB station for so many years, and this is the first time he knows that "nozuonodie" is actually a poem!Then, with his qualifications in various post bars, can he compile "21st Century Ancient Poetry Vocabulary and Appreciation" in this era?Damn, could it be that he was actually so educated in 5034?Why didn't he tell him this information earlier?He can obviously rely on his talent to make a living, why should he be hired to do beating and selling red dates? !Why? !

This realization made Jiang Mu scratch his head in regret. He tossed and turned in the small hammock in the prison in pain, wishing he could lie in front of the Ancient Culture Research Institute of Ruins City right now and ask them, "Do you know that in the 21st century, a How many ways of writing the word 'fuck' in 'I fuck'", you have missed a great talent!

Sensing Jiang Mu's mood swings, Songxue v2.6 turned his head and gave him an arm: "What are you doing tossing and turning on the bed like a salted fish? Has your mental illness relapsed?"

Jiang Mu: "..." If this dog has a tongue better than a robot, then he must cut it off and fry the tongue tip.

To "pacify" his poor and mentally ill host, the strong and independent robot Songxue v2.6 pointed the electro-optic screen at Song Jincheng again, trying to support his unsatisfactory host: "Song Xue Sir, I have a thousand ways to turn you into a snotty and drooling retard, besides, I still have a lot of your little braids in my hand, I believe you will not I hope that what I have done will become a cute video lying in the mailbox of the top leader of the ruin city."

Song Jincheng almost gritted his teeth: "I believe it!"

Songxue v2.6 snorted: "Then if your boss asks, do you know what to say?"

Song Jincheng put a blank face on his face: "After fifteen days of interrogation, it was confirmed that Li Jiamu has nothing unusual about him."

Song Xue v2.6: "I am also very satisfied with your villa in the city center."

Song Jincheng knew that what Songxue v2.6 said meant that the matter was cleared up, and the well water would not violate the river water in the future, but he still felt a pain in his heart, so distressed that he wanted to bite the electronic shackles on his hands and eat them in one bite. .

Songxue v2.6 raised his arm, and the small machine body comfortably collapsed onto the only small bed in the prison: "Okay, kneel down, I'm tired and want to rest."

Jiang Mu: "..." Why hasn't the language pack for your Qing court drama expired yet?

Song Jincheng glanced at Jiang Mu, did not speak, but complained frantically in his heart: Damn, does he want to sleep with this weak chicken?

"What are you thinking about?" Songxue v2.6 slightly turned the electro-optic screen, as if he had understood all the thoughts in his heart, the little robot pointed to Song Jincheng with its arm, "You, sleep in the toilet." It pointed to Jiang Mu again , "You, sleep on the floor."

Song Jincheng & Jiang Mu: "..." You are pretty clear about the division of ranks!

The little robot lay on the bed and turned off the phone. Jiang Mu got used to the floor after going to bed early anyway. Except for Song Jincheng who couldn't fall asleep for a long time in the intoxicating fragrance of the toilet, the night was really quite harmonious.

Songxue said that this matter will be settled soon, and this matter will be settled soon.At dawn the next day, the chubby prison guard walked over slowly and opened the cell door: "Li Jiamu..." Then he saw Jiang Mu who was lying on the ground sleeping unconscious, and who was lying in the toilet with a disheveled face and dark circles under his eyes Song Jincheng.

The prison guard looked at the empty bed: "Are you sick? Are there empty beds for ghosts to sleep in?"

The prison guard's loud voice woke Jiang Mu up. He opened his eyes, wiped the drool from the corners of his mouth, and subconsciously glanced at the bed.Songxue v2.6 has disappeared, only a white bracelet lying quietly on the bed, Jiang Mu rubbed his eyes, walked over and put the bracelet on his hand calmly: "We made a bet yesterday, who If you lose, go to the toilet to eat a catty of shit, and then sleep all night."

Song Jincheng, who got up early in the morning and was eaten a catty of shit: "The grass mud horse, it's amazing to be released from prison, isn't it? Before leaving, do you want to pick something up?

Jiang Mu jingled the bracelet and the electronic shackles on his arm: "What are you talking about, the voice is too low for me to hear, please speak louder!" ah!I can't beat you to death!

Song Jincheng: "Fuck you!" Don't let him know which company made this robot!Sometimes he wholesales thousands of them!Let you cross again!

The prison guard knocked on the cell door with his baton: "Li Jiamu, everything has been investigated and he was acquitted. Are you going to leave? If you want to celebrate the New Year here, just say so."

Jiang Mu stretched out his hands to let the prison guards unlock him, and couldn't help complaining: "What are you police officers doing for food? Only now are you investigating such a small matter?"

The prison guard glared at him, and the murderous aura of beating the prisoner in the prison made Jiang Mu's cowardly nature flare up again: "Brother police officer, may I ask why he was suddenly acquitted?"

The prison guard was very satisfied with Jiang Mu's reaction: "You are a real person, and you didn't show the legal gift certificates for those red dates early? It made us work all these days in vain."

"Huh?" Jiang Mu was in a daze, but he didn't understand when he had any legal gift certificate.However, the police did not embarrass him. After finishing all the formalities, the police put his red dates in a small iron box and returned them to him one by one. They also thoughtfully prepared a car for him. The airship that returns to the rented room in Area C.

He was a free man again at last!Saying goodbye to the dark cell and the shady prison guards, Jiang Mu sat in the airship, looked at the yellow sky above his head, and felt that the world in 5034 was not so useless.After suffering a full fifteen days of torture, he finally saw the moon when the clouds opened.Looking back at the lifeless prison life, and the fifteen days that saw no light, Jiang Mu had mixed feelings for a moment.Although it was just 15 days, the impact on him was greater than that of the previous [-] years. This impact was mainly manifested in - he was rich!He is rich!He is rich!Finally, I no longer need to drink inferior nutritional supplements with strange pigments, but use smelly water!No longer have to worry about buying a piece of clothing, for fear that I will be held in the mall to wipe the floor!It turns out that this business is so profitable, no wonder there are so many people playing Pingci!

The airship flew away from the street where the detention center was located. The bracelet on Jiang Mu's hand moved and turned into a small white robot again. Songxue v2.6 was wearing a three-piece suit, floated to the co-pilot and sat down, then squinted. Looking at the electro-optic screen, Yu extended an arm condescendingly to Jiang Mu.

Jiang Mu squinted at it: "What are you doing?" Damn, why does this posture look so similar... Jiang Mu's mind automatically came up with the image of gentlemen kissing hands to ladies.This dog robot will not want to kiss the back of its hand! ! !

Songxue v2.6: "Shutcha. When I turned into a bracelet and put it on your hand, you were sweating."

Jiang Mu breathed a sigh of relief.He was really afraid that the robot would download some strange data package again, and then ask him to play it on the spot by surprise.

Jiang Muzai wiped the arm of Mr. Songxue with his sleeve, and then blew on it until the arm of the little robot was shining brightly. Then he asked cautiously: "What's the matter with the legal gift certificate? You How did you prove to them that the source of red dates is legal and legitimate?"

Songxue v2.6 looked at his arm and was quite satisfied with Jiang Mu's service, but no matter how satisfied he was, he still had to pretend to be B.The little robot didn't answer him directly, but stretched out another leg to Jiang Mu, and ordered: "Turn on the radio, and switch the channel to FM986."

So Jiang Mu took a deep breath, resignedly switched the channel to FM986, then lowered his head, and continued to use his sleeve to clean the high-grade metal short legs for Mr. Songxue.What kind of male protagonist wears into the future and uses golden fingers to kill all directions and open up the harem? These are all nonsense in novels. All he has to do is to hold Master Xue's short legs tightly and not relax.

"What's new, a simple report!" On the radio, an obscene male voice began to report today's news, "In recent days, the police in District C of Ruins City arrested a man who was selling red dates privately in a rental house in District C. This news As soon as it came out, the whole society condemned this man's behavior of selling national treasures privately, and some netizens even believed that the world turned into this yellow sand full of scum because of this kind of scum who only sees selfish interests in his eyes. It looks like this kind of person should be grabbed and soaked in sulfuric acid and aqua regia to be refreshed..."

Jiang Mu: "..." Why does this news become more and more wrong the more I hear it? The man who rents out houses and sells red dates in District C... Isn't this what he's talking about? !And what the hell is destroying the environment!Do you want to go online like this!How dare you drag him to soak in sulfuric acid and aqua regia? !

"But! Yesterday, there was a new twist in this major smuggling case that shocked the entire Ruins City. This young man selling red dates is actually a genius with an IQ as high as 250!"

Jiang Mu: "..." Isn't words like IQ up to 250 really used to curse people?